A Twitterian Analysis Of The State Of The Union 2010

Obama certainly looks down his nose in a condescending manner. Why do I hear "KNEEELLLLLLLLL BEFORE ZOD!!!" from Superman II in my ear? In opening the State of Union, Obama mentioned the Speaker of the House, the Vice President and the American people. What, no acknowledgement of illegal aliens? Obama apparently is not as tolerant as made to appear. Isn't Chris Matthews forgetting that Obama is Black more offensive then Harry Reid saying "negro dialect"? By invoking Bull Run & the Bloody Sunday of the civil rights movement in the State of the Union, Obama implies disagreement with him is racist. Obama claimed he took office amidst growing government debt. It's getting even worse under him. Biden certainly seemed gleeful about hosing the banks. Biden looked like a bobblehead the way he couldn't keep his neck still. Guess we’ll see at tax time if Obama is blowing smoke up our rears about not raising taxes. If Obama is supposedly one of the greatest orators of world history surpassing Bush’s limited elocutionary abilities, why did he use the word “cops” rather than “police”? President plans to toss $30 billion here; $30 billion there. Reminds me of the Simpsons bit about Internet stock. And what if the job bill Obama demands “without delay” is delayed? I guess all that clean energy technology China is inventing was the cause of all that smog at the Beijing Olympics. Will Obama really allow offshore drilling or is this a phantom promise like clean-coal technology? Pelosi’s grin is scarier than the Joker’s. Homeland Security Secretary Janet Naplotano applauds like a lethargic Walrus. Why does Obama pronounce “Colooombia” with an Hispanic accent? If everyone needs a college education since Obama decrees that high school is no longer enough for career success, won’t college become as worthless when the government “gives” it to everyone? Why should future government workers have their student loans forgiven sooner than those in other occupations? Obama promised to make mortgages more affordable. Didn’t steps like this cause the housing and banking crisis to begin with? Frau Obama is to lead a purge against childhood obesity. May start out as pleas to exercise more, but will likely end with the government monitoring what youngsters eat, threatening to remove from parental custody those not within established guidelines, and eventually the program will be expanded to include adults. As a former porker now out to change the world, Huckabee will likely endorse this as he also thinks your weight is the government’s business. If Bush’s prescription drug program was expensive, wouldn’t Obamacare be even more so? If we are freezing government spending with the exception of outlays related to national security, Medicare, Medicaid, and Social Security, is that really freezing any government spending at all? Why is $250,000 considered ostentatiously rich? Obama's said "The more that TV pundits reduce serious debates to silly arguments, big issues into sound bites, our citizens turn away." This really means that to disagree with Obama is subversive. Look for more attempts at resurrecting the Fairness Doctrine in the name of diversity, national security, and assorted communitarian drivel. Are Obama's comments about pundits spreading cynicism "respectful". Why don't these "turn people away from the process"? It is claimed that the military will be out of Iraq by the end of August. Expect the next Iraqi uprising to begin the first of September. When Obama's claims the Civil Rights Division of the Justice Department is once again prosecuting civil rights violations and employment discrimination, does this include cases on behalf of White people whose rights in the workplace are trod asunder? If the case of where the charges of voter intimidation were dropped against Black Panthers threatening White folks on election day 2008, it is highly doubtful. While our values "allowed us to forge a nation made up of immigrants from every corner of the globe", those values did not originate from every corner of the globe. Like it or not, those are largely Western in that they are predominately Judoe-Christian and Greco-Roman. Obama should be ashamed if he accepts the donation to Haiti from the 8 year old boy. Notice how Obama did not recommend people send their charitable donations through a private organization instead. America still faces a potential Obama dictatorship. His attitude towards the Supreme court is quite chilling. Now leftists are condemning Justice Alito for not taking his rump kicking with a "Please sir, may I have another." Congress needs to get a handle on this presidential executive order thing irrespective of the administration issuing these decrees or our Republic is through. In the Republican response, Virginia Governor Bob McDonnell used "her" as a universal pronoun. If one is not using designations for both genders, "him" is the grammatically correct one to use. Fox News counted 86 rounds of applause. I tabulated 93 instances of clapping. Some of it seemed more subdued than in previous years. Karl Rove claimed Obama said "I" 96 times. Reminds me of that scene in the series finale of the original Prison. In my college days, one usually got points deducted for overuse of the first person personal pronoun. At least Bob Dole had the decency to begin his sentences with "Bob Dole". by Frederick Meekins