Noel Sheppard "Turn of Phrase Awards"

This site is so much fun for us all....and one of my favorite things is the writing here.  By the bloggers....and us!

Like Noel's use of delicious....and a new one of Noel's....which I saw twice this weekend....metaphysical certitude.  Good one, Noel!

Mark added another great one to the NB lexicon today...on his thread about Chrissy's rather gross malapropism regarding Hillary's "Wide Stance" (okay....I didn't water my keyboard, but almost)...infelicitous metaphor.

So, for those of us who are addicted to clever turns of phrase...I am proposing the "Noel Sheppard Awards".

Any time someone posts something particularly clever....or something that just makes you laugh....post it here. 

It's up to you to post the clever turn of phrase.  And then nominate it in a category of your own choosing.  Of course, you must explain why.   Maybe Matt can arrange a poll somewhere down the line.

So...I shall start.