Global Warming Insanity


Al Gore has single-handedly
destroyed a necessary facet of Science: the zealous questioning of
scientific hypotheses. Not only does questioning assure accuracy, but
it also elevates science itself to a field from which public policy can
be based. However, Gore, comedian’s wives, singers, and Leonardo
DiCaprio publicly state that the debate is over regarding man-made
global warming. As such, we should now make drastic changes that will
undoubtedly place an insurmountable economic burden on us all.

Whether
or not Global Warming exists, is a problem, and is man-made, should not
only be debated, but nothing could be more anti-science than to prevent
the questioning of its assertions. Rest assured that whenever you are
told that a scientific theory is based on the number of people who
agree with its findings, you know you’re being propagandized.

First,
let’s examine the data. This entire global warming panic is based on a
correlative study, as CO2 goes up or down, so does temperature. (This
is the part of Al Gore’s slide show where he says, “Didn’t these
[lines] once fit together.”) Well, this doesn’t mean that CO2 causes
temperature fluctuations. There could be other variables that cause the
temperatures to rise or fall. For example, “swimming pool drowning” and
“ice cream sales” are directly correlated; however, this is not because
ice cream causes drowning. It is because more people eat ice cream in
the summer…More people swim in the summer…More people drown as more
people swim.

One thing Al Gore won’t tell you, however, is that
an increase in temperature can also cause an increase in CO2. How is
this possible?? Well, the oceans give off more CO2 as temperatures
rise. Moreover, the oceans give off more CO2 than any human ever could.
So what is causing the increase in temperature? Many scientists believe
that the Sun’s activity is actually causing an increase in temperature.
Wow!! Who would have thought that our Solar system’s greatest source of
energy is causing an increase in temperature? Maybe that explains why
Mars’ ice caps are melting too.

Furthermore, the Global Warming
fanatics are acting like the temperature has never changed on this
Earth. Well, we’ve had over five ice ages that came and went without
any help from us. There was also the “little ice age” in the middle of
the past millennium where people actually ice skated on the River
Thames. Then the temperatures rose before the industrial revolution.
Imagine that!! In fact, the warm periods before the “Little ice age”
were associated with more prosperity because crops could more easily
grow. Another added bonus to the Global warming, if it is true, is that
CO2 is what makes plants grow (meaning more food to feed the growing
population); it is not a pollutant, so this is not surprising at all.

Lastly,
whenever you hear someone say the IPCC report states that an
overwhelming number of scientists support its findings on man-made
Global Warming, let that person know that many of its lead authors
don’t agree with its findings and spoke out about the Al Gore’s
dishonesty in the Great Global Warming Swindle. The saddest part about
this madness is that Al Gore has managed to convince an entire
population of people not to question his statements and that there is
overwhelming agreement. Nothing could be further from this inconvenient
truth.

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No one trusted this Goron

No one trusted this Goron in 2000, the dead people and animals that voted couldn't get him elected! The same people still don't trust him, and it seems many that did are leaving his "faith" because he is proving to be the leading Goron of our time!

I do not know anyone that has tried to enlist me into the global warmongering ranks, i don't believe in violence but should that happen in the future i am willing to risk the consequences by punching them as hard and fast as possible and when they regain their speech ask how much carbon i just saved from the atmosphere!

"Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana!" Groucho