Clintons and pets
Sun, 10/21/2007 - 8:30pm
Several years ago Bill Clinton's black Labrador retriever Buddy, which he got during his impeachment hearings in order to make him look cuddly, was hit by a car and killed not long after Clinton's presidential term ended.
It's been reported that Socks the cat was dumped on long-suffering secretary Betty Currie when Bill and Hillary moved out of the White House.
Poor Buddy and Socks. They thought they were loved and cherished parts of a family's life, when in fact, they were just public relations props that made the ravenously ambitious Clinton's seem like real people with human feelings.
The children of America were deceived by Hillary's dopey screed "Dear Socks, Dear Buddy" a bucolic, idyllic tale of their lives with the Clinton family in the White House. The poor animals were cynically used in order to steal our children's innocence.
Those of us who love our animal friends must stop heartless Hillary now, before she becomes President again and exploits more dogs and cats to burnish her image for her sinister political purposes.
Therefore, Mrs. Rabbit and I are organizing a political action committee called AnimaL Lovers Against Hillary (ALLAH), in order to publicize Hillary Clinton's manipulation of our emotions and feelings.
We need volunteers and contributions for our struggle against America's One hypocritical pet exploiter! My cats, Scooter and Patches have already volunteered to scratch and hiss at Hillary if she so much as comes within five feet of them. Let's see some humans show the same spirit!
It's been reported that Socks the cat was dumped on long-suffering secretary Betty Currie when Bill and Hillary moved out of the White House.
Poor Buddy and Socks. They thought they were loved and cherished parts of a family's life, when in fact, they were just public relations props that made the ravenously ambitious Clinton's seem like real people with human feelings.
The children of America were deceived by Hillary's dopey screed "Dear Socks, Dear Buddy" a bucolic, idyllic tale of their lives with the Clinton family in the White House. The poor animals were cynically used in order to steal our children's innocence.
Those of us who love our animal friends must stop heartless Hillary now, before she becomes President again and exploits more dogs and cats to burnish her image for her sinister political purposes.
Therefore, Mrs. Rabbit and I are organizing a political action committee called AnimaL Lovers Against Hillary (ALLAH), in order to publicize Hillary Clinton's manipulation of our emotions and feelings.
We need volunteers and contributions for our struggle against America's One hypocritical pet exploiter! My cats, Scooter and Patches have already volunteered to scratch and hiss at Hillary if she so much as comes within five feet of them. Let's see some humans show the same spirit!
