24 Hours Before Final Presidential Debate: What Do You Think Will Happen?

This is my first forum.  So I'll keep it short and sweet.

Presidential Debate at Hofstra University October 15, 2008.

Bob Schieffer, CBS News.

Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to the third and final Presidential debate here at Hofstra. My name is Bob Schieffer and I'm your moderator for tonight.

You know, once in a while it is my pleasure, and my privilege, to welcome here at Hofstra, some of the truly great politicians of our time. And tonight we have one such politician. Ladies and gentlemen, someone whom I've always personally admired, perhaps more deeply, more strongly, more abjectly than ever before.

A man, well, more than a man, a god, a great god, whose personality is so totally and utterly wonderful my feeble words of welcome sound wretchedly and pathetically inadequate. Someone whose boots I would gladly lick clean until holes wore through my tongue, a man who is so totally and utterly wonderful, that I would rather be sealed in a pit of my own filth, than dare tread on the same stage with him. Ladies and gentlemen, the incomparably superior human being, Barack Obama!!!

So, shall we get started...ummm...who let this old guy on the stage...SECURITY!!!