Sum up a candidate in one sentence or less....


I'll take the low hanging fruit:

 

John Edwards is a slip and fall attorney who made a fortune suing doctors and then became a candidate who whines about how expensive health care is.


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Barack Obama is a

Barack Obama is a candidate endorsed by Oprah, Will & Grace, and plans to sit "everyone" down at a table on C-SPAN to fix healthcare.

-PJ

"Trake: Your lofty convictions are another blemish on the rump of congregational sectarianism." -Tumbler 5/15/07

Hillary

Hillary Clinton is running on an invisible record.

Hillary Clinton is running

Hillary Clinton is running on an invisible record that Obama shares.

Supreme Court,  National Security,  Borders,  Fiscal Restraint, my litmus test for President.

John 'it's not amnesty'

John 'it's not amnesty' McAmnesty

Supreme Court,  National Security,  Borders,  Fiscal Restraint, my litmus test for President.

 John McCain was once an

 John McCain was once an American war hero -now he wants to be one of the founding fathers of the North American Union.