In the ultimate bout of the century, three heavy weight celebrities fight it out for the candidates in a proxy battle to see who can go the distance. By special arrangement Chuck Norris has retrieved Howard Cosell back from the grave by starring down the Grim Reaper and putting Death in a chock hold.

Howard...

Thank...you... Brit.

La...dies... and... Gentlemen,... This bout will de...ter...mine the next... Pres...i...dent of... the... United... States.

This will be... thee most... exciting... bout of my ca...reer as an a...nnounc...er.

Never before... in the history of box...ing... has one man... fought two opponents. This is... truly un...prec...e...dent...ed. I am here... live... at ring side... to bring you... the blow by blow... ex...cite...ment of the battle be...tween these three heav...y weight champ...eens:

Chuck Norris in the Huck...a...bee corner

vs.

The tag team of Ram...bo and the Term...i...nat...or in the McCain cor...ner.

Place...your...bets,...and lets get this fight... un...der...way. Back...to...you.

(applause)