Bin Laden Comments on the Financial melt-Down

In contrast to the clueless mumbo-jumbo that's all over Congress, TV, and the internet, Usāmah bin Muḥammad bin `Awaḍ bin Lādin (Arabic: أسامة بن محمد بن عوض بن لادن‎) and his deputy Dr. Ayman Muhammad Rabaie al-Zawahiri (Arabic: أيمن محمد ربيع الظواهري‎, the last name also sometimes being transliterated al-Dhawahiri to reflect normative classical Arabic pronunciation beginning with [ðˤ]) have somehow managed to sum it all up in two words:

"We won."