Official Announcement

I'd like to make a special announcement. As of 9 am eastern I am official changing my position on the release of the bin Laden photos.

After several days of debate, discussion, and self-reflection I have reached a new conclusion I am comfortable revealing at this time.

If we can retrieve bin Laden's body, which I believe we can, I think the remains should be brought back to the US where it will receive the shellacking of all time - I think 20 coats will do.  

Then he goes on permanent display at the Smithsonian.  The exhibit will cost $20 per person - just think of the revenue!  Plus this way the viewing will be only available to those who purposely enter the museum.

I hope this clears everything up.