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My wife and I dropped off several bags of toys to a nearby fire station. The guys informed us that donations have been minimal this year.
I'm guessing this situation is not unique to my area. So if you can spare anything this Christmas season...
You are gonna need it for future posts in the coming year.
Major no- class, thanks again.
Only the DOD can do that. But whatever... Welcome to troll hell. Enjoying your stay?
Troll hell? I hardly think so.
Apparently while I was out yesterday spreading Christmas cheer, you were having your own fun on my forum.
Give some to one of the charities I listed above. Help out other troll babies get new diapers.
I wouldn't donate to one of your charities if there were starving children on my doorstep.
Still stabbing in the dark thinking you can luck into something witty. Damn you monkeypeople and your natural wit. Damn you all.
The diaper troll: ...you were having your own fun on my forum.
Ya think, Captain Obvious?
Congrats, you now get 200 more Stupid a month. Use it well.
It's Captain Chaos, aka Captain USA.
It is a tough tough world for a trollie. Here you thought you could create the hearty feely warm hearted forums where puppies could play and rainbows can shine. It's tough. Not a puppy in sight. And all the rainbows are rusty. And not a single soul talked to you about charities. Man, it is tough tough trough. Yes. Yes, trollies are entitled. They get to walk around, throw little snit fits, step on anyone that disagrees with them. Yes, trollies feel the entitlement. Trollies get to do what they want, when they want, and where they want. And for some sad sad reason, you didn't get it. And I feel just as confused. Why, why is this happening to this trollie? Why trolliegawd? Why is this poor poor trollie singled out for retribution in the game of trollie life. He did all the things trollies are supposed to do. he gummed up forums and made it all about him and what he feels. He insults the monkeypeople. He smears the monkeypeople. He lies to the monkeypeople. He cheats the monkeypeople out of any joy in their experience here and still. Still, this monkeyperson won't recognise all the trollie good you do.
And even tougher, this thing called wit. Monkeypeople are practically born with wit. And trollies work so hard to get it, but the best they got is a substitute. My, that sounds witty. Maybe the monkeypeople will think it is witty. But yeah, it is not witty little Butt Hurt trollie. It is stupid, and it annoys the monkeypeople that look at it. And we know trollie, we know it is tough and it hurts your trollie feelings when the monkeypeople laugh at your stupidity. You do try so very hard to fit in with the monkeypeople. It is those dang stinking monkeypeople troll bashers. They won't give a trollie a break.
Yes. You are entitled. You can insult anyone you want and then expect them to back off when you say.
Look at that trollie. Look at that. Is that the way it works in trollieland? Yeah, it is tough. It don't work in moneypeopleworld either.
Now. Shut up nwahs. You last word gun don't work in the basement. You attempts to annoy and insult don't work in the basement. The people here are familiar with every single trollie stunt.
I told you trollie. Give it up. Stop making your self appear ever more stupid that you have managed to date.
I see you are already scratching those swollen nads. Live with it trollie. Mumzie ain't gonna change your diaper for another 3 days. And wit don't rain down from the monkeypeople God and roll around on the ground for the trollies to pick up and use.
Did I derail your foorum yet Trollie?
How does my butt taste there diaper trollie? Still enjoy the taste?
Trollies think they walk out into the Lunatic Fringe and poke The Vet.
Wrong trollie. You lose..
Should I? Should I not? Ok. Let's.
Stacey Q - Two of Hearts [Live on the CBS Early Show 2008]
Yep. The Vet would still tap that. She is only 5 years older than The Vet. The Vet has always had the crushes on Stacey Q for all time ever and ever. Sigh.
The One where The Vet recommends the Fun Military Videos
The One where The Vet recommends the Serious Military Videos
We lost a few when we lost the comments. But I am sure we can find them again.
Including this video especially for bkeyser -
USMC Silent Drill Platoon
On a very sad day for the United States Armed Forces, thanks for posting that vid.
VAW-116 Hawkeye Squadron Sun Kings put out a new video. Remember them? The Black Eye Peas Pump It Viral Video.
Sun King Hey Ya
"5 Stars" - The Vet in the Best of The Vet forum
Yes. Yes. I know. It is a gift. Not real useful in pounding on the trollies. But it is a heavy weight to carry around knowing I have such awesme taste in music while so many suffer with Ipods full of crap.
Black Box Ride on Time [ 1989 ] HD version
The Ritchie Family - Give Me A Break (from "Can't Stop The Music") The Vet is the one that invented that camera shot at 1:44. Shoot them from this angle guys. Best angle ever.
Ritchie Family - Give me a break Another one shot with The Vet in mind
It is on my resume. An awesome taste in music - specialising in the lovely ladies subgenre.
ERASURE LOVE TO HATE YOU
This is for the biggest sweetie here. cajun2. Hey cajun2, how about some Peabo Bryson?
You're Lookin' Like Love To Me - Roberta Flack & Peabo Bryson
IF EVER YOU'RE IN MY ARMS AGAIN - PEABO BRYSON (1984)
Pebo Bryson & Roberta Flack - Tonight I Celebrate My Love (HD)
Roberta Flack and Peabo Bryson - The Closer I Get To You
And a little Kenny Loggins
Celebrate Me Home -Troops
yea yea yea. I used to make mix tapes. How did you guys know?
Beautiful song :)
An aside, I was recording in a studio here in NYC waaaaay back when I was little (in a band with my brothers), and Roberta Flack walked into the session, listened for a little while, and then before leaving said, "You all sound really funky for a bunch of Jewish boys."
- Shy WASP
Join Mr. Shy and The 1* Percent
was that the first time, ever she saw your face?
Please MD, don't bring up that song... :p
Not one, but TWO ex's come to mind :( I'm very squishy, I'll have you all know.
Oddly, that song was featured in that sick (but good) Clint Eastwood movie, "Play Misty For Me", which you probably know anyway. :)
- Shy Flack
EDIT: I've also seen Roberta Flack in my 'hood... I think she lives nearby.
Ex's as in girlfriends is painful, yes, but ex's as in wives is painful AND costly. :o)
Love the music, of course, but I respectfully plead with you not to reveal to anyone at NB how the Vet knows c2's favorite music, especially those slo' dancin ones.;-)
I HEART the Vet...;-)
Derailing in the Basement Boogie ...Just for you Vet
I've been donating with regularly to my special charity this year, Dead One. I suggest you do the same, if for no other reason than for the children.
The children, ACL. Give to the children.
Children who can potentially grow up with, and be influenced by, catchy music about love and loss and heartbreak. Think about that. What a gift.
Wonderful forum you've posted, btw. I've been wrong about you this whole time, Bean Counter. You're a stand up guy. Really, you are, Hollywood Weirdo.
- Shy Cares
I gave this year. But I am scared to put it on my 1040. Listing that much awesome on a paper that can catch fire at 451 degrees Fahrenheit is dangerous. I recommend everyone that gave to the MrShy charity this year file electronically.
I hear rumours that MrShy will do a remake of a Tom Jones video move for move from 1968. Could it be? Could YouTube handle that much awesome? Treat us all right Mr. Shy.
I was gonna wait for six months but thanks Butt Hurt Diaper Trollie. The Vet moved up the schedule for the name change. Everyone knows it now. For the record boys and girls. The Vet got called Jammie one too many times. JWF is my initials but it is also the initials of Jammie Wearing Fool, a well known conservative blogger. So it seemed to be a good time to let Jammie have his identity back. Contributors were getting confused for heavens sake. About time for Jammie to stop getting hits from people looking for The Vet. Sorry Jammie.
A Veteran of a 1000 Psychic Wars
The number is linkable in the forums. I thought you could not link to individual posts in the forums. Wow. Shhhh. Don't tell the trollies. The Vet ain't perfect. But my heavens, he is handsome.
Did you guys see the linkable numbers?
Come on diaper trollie. Count for The Vet. Do it. Do it for The Vet. The Butt Hurt Stupid Satchmo Troll has problems getting to number 2. How high can you count trollie?
Dead Zippers; 1100 views and not one post.
Dead Zippers: 5 more posts! Didn't like my advice, eh Duh?
Dead Zippers: Wow! 5 more delinquent messages.
No. Not a story about Dead Zippers. This was long before trollie got his first set of diapers.
The Vet was stationed in the Philippines. He lived out in town as a young Vet. 24 years old. And not paid too much like all young vets. So he lived in a rented house with no air conditioning. The Philippines is close to the equator and hotter that a troll's birthing in Mordor. I mean hot. But it was cool, The Vet was tough and he had plenty of fans. And San Miguel Beer to wash down the troubles.
So I am drinking at home one day, watching the BetaMax with the SloMo and HIFI. Hey, it was the 80's. That was the stuff. And as usual, all The Vet has on is a pair of cut-off jeans shorts. I did say it was hot. Shhhh ladies. The temperature was hot. The Vet, ok, ok, he was hot back in the day too.
Anyhoo, the Philippines has huge cockroaches. Monster size cockroaches that don't have to worry about a winter killing them off. So they are everywhere. And they can fly. So The Vet talks to his fellow vets at work and they give him some advice on killin' teh cockyroaches. Borax and Sugar. Now don't try this if you have pets, but it is a nasty cockroach and troll killin' combination. The sugar draws 'em in, the borax melts holes in their exoskeleton. As you can imagine, it is a nasty nasty way to die. The come out of the woodwork and twitch and wiggle and squirm for minutes right in the middle of the floor. Nasty way to die. And funny when the trolls do it.
So I had put out the Sugar and Borax combo under the sink the day before and quite a few cockroaches had come to meet their cockyroach maker. But there were still a few that did not get the message.
So I am drinking my beer, watching my BetaMax rented movies, barefoot, topless, and happy. Barefoot. Remember that. So a straggler comes across my nasty S&B cockroach maker meeter combo. And it comes out and does it's little dance of death and succombs right in the middle of the floor. But I am drinking my beer, watching my movies, feeling the breeze from the fans. So I am not in a hurry to go get it. I will pick it up next time I am getting a beer or making a call to get rid of the beer in me. And I forget all about it. A little while later, I catch a break in the movie, go to cross the room, still barefoot, and I feel and hear this crunch. Now it took a half second but my booze soaked brain recognized and remembered what that crunch was before my conscious mind did. I brought my foot up so fast, honest to gawd, I kicked myself in the ass. And not just a regular kick. I kicked myself so hard, it left a bruise.
And there you have it, The Vet's cockroach story of 1985.
Me- visited Olongapo thrice on the USS Germantown in '87 and thrice again in '89 on the USS Anchorage.
I miss the jeepneys. And the Airport Inn. And Sam Miguel (and occasionally Red Horse.) And LBFM's, sort of. And Subic City- oooh. One of my buddies? Not so much. Drunk and benny boys don't mix... Expeditious exit to put it mildly.
LOL!!! 38 years without thinking about that acronym once and I remembered it instantly.
And benny boys! That was funny. I never let myself get that drunk!
We will ignore that acronym sir. Don't forget chicken on a stick. And Balut. I was drinking Red Horse and scarfed down a bunch of Balut one time. Ended up coming back up later that night. And they don't get no prettier going in the other direction either. Last time I had Balut. Last time I drank Red Horse.
but lumpia was a staple for us in the field. Locals would trade lumpia and rice for MRE's, then come back and collect up the paper plates for reuse. There were a number of MRE-box huts on the various islands we'd conduct landings.
I can't remember the name of the burger joint with the white-in-color burgers. Never verified it, but most claimed it was monkey meat.
Sh!t River. The Lower Boton. Cubi Point.
No. They don't serve monkeymeat in the Philippines. I hope you never had wink wink lizard or wink wink goat. Cuz if you did, more than likely it was dog.
And they do serve brain too. Geeeeeeeeee-ag. Another thing I did once and never again. Same with intestines and or tripe. No friggin' thank you.
That story right there is an instant Christmas Classic.
Spent enough time in Subic Bay to know exactly what you're talking about.
We have not had one of these since pi314 and nwahs left. And the poor Butt Hurt nwahs troll had a bad habit of deleting the Best of The Vet forums. Don't know why. The world loves The Vet. Yeah, trollies hate him, that's why.
Did you know they don't play the same songs in other countries? The Vet got exposed to some English songs he was not even aware you all did not hear.
Chocolate by Soul Control
Another Butt Hurt troll song : It's tough to be a baby - Jordy
Stephan Remmler: I Don't Go To USA
Ken Laszlo - 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8 Tell me someone. Where did 9 go?
He's Gonna Step On You Again - Party Boys
DR ALBAN - IT'S MY LIFE Actually that is from my time in Japan.
Vanessa Mae -- Toccata Fugue Japan too. Warning for chose. The hubby will love this too. Oh, he might not say it right away. But guys love Vanessa Mae. Trolls hate her of course. Violins drive trolls nuts.
Slade - My Oh My
Bond but not James, a hellof a lot sexier
We Are The 53%
I thought I'd start one with innocent intentions.
Liberal dishonesty distilled to it's purest form.
- Shy Beats
You should sell pitchforks and torches.
The Vet is laughing because he knows. The Vet knows. You can't edit or delete a forum you created any more. The Vet used to spam up nwahs forums. nwahs would delete them and start them up somewhere else. Ain't that a story that moves your heart. And The Vet remembers creating a forum dedicated to the Little Boy Liar troll and The Vet deleted it 20 times. Every time the poor Butt Hurt trollie would post a complaint. Boom. Gone. And back again without his comments in 3 minutes. Drove that trollie right over the edge. He still drools in a drool cup to this day.
Welcome to my world trollie. That Hurt Butt of yours is gonna be a throbbin' for days. Catch you later nwahs that is not nwahs. Hey, that reminds me ----
Was (Not Was) - Walk The Dinosaur
Chose, call the husband back in. Well, unless you are the jealous type, then don't. Or tell him it is OK to have a crush on the 1980's Stacey Q and as soon as they invent a time machine, he can go back and visit her. Until then, back off Mister. Screw stripper poles, you want to keep your man happy, dress up like Stacey.
Two of Hearts.
I, I, I, I, I, i, I, need I, I, I, I, I, need to muck up a trolls forum. Yeah. Go Stacey.
I love you too Stacey.
Stacey Q - Synthicide
The Vet is building a time machine in his basement. It should be ready in about six months. The Vet is gonna go back and marry Stacey Q in 1986. Wait a tick. Now that explains it. I always wondered who that handsome but familiar stranger that introduced me to Mrs. Stacey Q Vet was. That is where she came from. Be right back. Mrs Vet is calling. Be right up Stacey dear....
Stacey Q performing "Two Of Hearts" on Solid Gold, 1986.
AKA, "Greek God" has been a bonafide Vet fan since Mrs. Wrathful Brunette began reading The Vet's posts out loud two years ago. Ah yes, the good ol' days, when she was squinting at NB on a 2 inch BlackBerry screen. Lying there in bed at 11:30pm nudging hunky hubby and whispering, "Honey, just one more. You gotta hear this one."
After Mr. tucks the kidlets in and Mrs. sings the bedtime songs, we're going to turn down the lights, put on some Christmas music, and read The Vet's heartwarming cockroach story. That there is some pure romance, baby.
Here you go, Zippers.
This would kill two birds with one stone.
PS: Toys For Trolls is not a bonafide charity.
Liberals are figuratively donating to that "cause" on a daily basis.
- Shy 12"
The Vet's favorite YouTube videos that he throws at the trollies.
Here is one for the Crybaby trolls
And one for the Loser trolls.
One for the Retard trolls.
Here is one for the Retard trolls at Christmas.
Always gotta include the song that made The Vet that angry troll basher that he is today.
Enough of The Vet boys and girls. Let's here about your favorite troll smackdown videos on YouTube. And not that one we have all see a 1000 times about the bridge troll.
The Vet goes to liberal blogs, not the big ones, the little ones no one cares about and posts things liberals get really upset about. Right up until they turn off open comments and start moderating them. Gawd, that is fun. The Vet loves him the fun.
Anyhoos. The loser video came from one such site. The moderator got so befuddled, he posted the Aeryon Loser video and dedicated it to The Vet. The Vet loves the cool music. Shhhhh. The Vet loved it. His next post - More Aeryon Please! Yeah, only website The Vet ever let go. That was such a nice present, and The Vet does love sharing it. Ahhhhhh....
Every time The Vet hears it, he just fixes on another line.
If you had any balls at all, you'd grab me by the throat
Trollies got no nads. It is why the change their name, make threats to keep it that way, then back down at the first sign of pushback.
Plus the line about his ex-wives suing him and most of his kids being in jail. Man, it is like The Vet wrote the lyrics. Too bad there ain't anything about the big back yard, the shovel, the shotgun, and Have you seen this missing hippie troll posters that keep popping up in the neighborhood.
But this is just so damn funny. Ohmigawd, I can barely type.
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