Christmas Charity
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'Tis the season to be giving, or something like that.
Since most of the other Christmas threads are political in nature, I thought I'd start one with innocent intentions. With a lousy economy and many Americans in need of assistance, I'm curious about which organizations people are donating (food, gifts, money) or volunteering with.
Toys for Tots is a favorite Christmas time charity of ours, but this year I'd like to expand. Any thoughts? I'd certainly like to donate to our troops, and could use some suggestions as to the best way to do so.
I didn't think to look.
:-p
ROTFLMAO!!!
Tell me why he is saving so many videos from the internet scrap heap? The Vet loves him his pop. Won't apologize for it. What do idiots like the Butt Hurt Punk Lovin' Diaper Troll think pop means? Popular. And it is popular because people likes 'em a good jammin' song.
Wham! - I'm Your Man --- Look at that drummer when he sings "I'm your man". Yep, guess who was getting all the groupies in that band. Wudn't George. That's for sure.
Wham! - Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go --- The Vet's don't have no gaydar. The Vet had no idea George was all teh Ghey. All male dancers look ghey to The Vet. The Butt Hurt Diaper Troll knew he was ghey. How do you think the Butt Hurt Diaper Troll got the Butt Hurt part of his name?
Huey Lewis & the News - The Power of Love (6 minute ver.)
Simply Red - Holding Back The Years
Oh, and Screw You Dead Zippers. Proved me right again.
Damn straight. It is time for some Bobby Friggin' Brown.
Bobby Brown - Every Little Step --- The Vet's 2nd favorite video evah. 3 hot babes. 3 hot babes in miniskirts and thigh high boots. 3 hot babes in miniskirts and thigh high boots strollin' in time to the music. Plus Bobby Friggin' Brown. And giant words. The Vet loves giant words. The Vet has giant words in his basement that say Suck It Trollie. Oh, and The Vet has the words The Vet on the sleeves of all of his clothes. Now where did he get that idea.... Hmmmmm...
Bobby Brown - My Prerogative --- Check out that sax playter baby. And the Keytar. Plus I can do what I want, and if that means walking around poppin' trollies on the head, well so be it. It's my perogative.
Ghostbusters II -- Bobby Brown -- (On Our Own) 1989
Bobby can amp us up. But John Lee Hooker, now he can chill us out.
john lee hooker & carlos santana - chill out
Sincerely,
A Veteran of a 1000 Psychic Wars
OK. OK. OK.
What is The Vet's favorite Music Video?
Mary Jane Girls - In My House (Official Video)(HQ) --- Holy Smokes. Hot Babes filmed from above. Just like The Vet does with his telescope. 4 hot babes inviting The Vet over to their respective houses, or communal house (be still my heart) to, and I quote, satistfy your every need and any fantasy you think of. And they are wearing many of the same outfits The Vet has ordered from the catelogues and sent them to lots of teh womens who all had a strikingly similar response - Look Wierdo, quit sending me intimate things, quit stalking me and knock it off with the telescope voyeurism.
The Vet has had a bad case of Teh Women Troubles most of his life. The Vet loves teh womens. But teh womens love teh restraining orders.
Whitney Houston - Where Do Broken Hearts Go
Toni Braxton - Un-Break My Heart
We used that, too, on problematic circuit boards when we were underway:
If it floats = good
If it sinks = bad
Amazingly, everything we tested that way was bad, which I think supported the reliability of the test.
Coincidence? I think not!
See. 26CX understands it. See, when you are making 25 knots in the middle of the Indian Ocean and you float test any random item. It makes no difference whether the item in question actually, you know, passed the float test. There was no way to retrieve the successful float tested item. Unless you jumped in after it. But then if you did, you really missed the whole point of the float test.
And now, a little Richard Marx with a serous case of Teh Women Troubles ---
It was called a float test.
Hey, that doodad ain't working right. Go out and float test it.
Float testing involved throwing an item in the ocean to see if it would float. In other words, it was a snide way of saying, toss that piece of poo overboard.
Boy, I wish we could float test a few trolls here.
The Vet sees one of these videos with a crying baby. Man, people sure like to film their crying babies. Why? Why would someone film their crying baby and then post it on the web? Here is some baby crying I saw lately ----
Seriously all you parents out there, both human and troll, please keep your crying babies to yourselves.
Not Just The Vet. But SickofLibs too. What is it with really really Stupid trollies that they absolutely must say things they can't possibly back up? Anyways. 4 days. We are waiting Butt Hurt Diaper Troll. Start naming names any time now.
#19 2 more cents! Any moreSubmitted by The Original De... on Tue, 12/21/2010 - 9:34pm.
2 more cents!
Any more sitting back and watching from my fans and I'm gonna have a whole buck soon!
#22 Sorry Blonde, but I do have
Submitted by The Original De... on Wed, 12/22/2010 - 12:30pm.
Sorry Blonde, but I do have plenty of people left here who respect me.
#23 All "fans and followers" please sign in here:Submitted by SickofLibs on Wed, 12/22/2010 - 12:55pm.
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#24 And the responses begin to flood in:Submitted by SickofLibs on Wed, 12/22/2010 - 2:55pm.
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The poor poor Deddy Zippers the Diaper Troll that used to harass women and talk about their children and husbands made this post ---
Is this where we are? Making jokes about each other's cheating spouse?
Which as can be expected, The Vet found very odd indeed. Someone with that kind of history really should not be talking about his spouse so as to leave himself open to a joke. But he did and newsbubba put a big ol' slapdown on him.
So The Vet does a little remindin'. Dude, nasty trollie, Sissyman. You really should not complain about people saying things about others spouses or children. Yeah, not a good idea. So The Vet reminds him with a blast from the past. Just a few choice quotes where he has most definitely made jokes about anothers spouse.
Yep. This drop dead stupid trollie thought he could deny his own posts. AGAIN. He was counting on all his old posts now being erased from the internet.
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#19 Links? Names?Submitted by The Original De... on Fri, 12/24/2010 - 11:10am.
Links? Names?
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Oops. Never Never Never Boys and Girls. Never Never Never underestimate the ability of The Vet. And Never Never Never assume something you dropped on the net is gone for all time.
The Vet Linked. The Named. The Vet once again showed this trollie to be the lying little sissy he is.
Still. Still like the taste of my butt Sissytroll?
Anyone familiar with that term? It still works. Occasionally. The Vet just drop checked his 6 year old Hi Def TV he bought from Dish Network.
Drop Check boys and girls. If there is one thing you take from your military training and apply it to life, well, ok, you don't have to necessarily have to be that one but it does still come in handy.
Remember boys and girls, that thing ain't working right and you are about to give up and go buy another one. Drop check it first.
Oh and Dead Zippers is still a pansy. I have to add that in since it is his forum.
Hey boys and girls. Remember the Anthrax attacks a week after 9/11? Man that is a goldmine of laughs huh?
On the Sixth day of Christmas Duh Vet gave to me Six anthrax filled letters
Yep. Merry Christmas from Dead Zippers who is not, I repeat not nwahs, but did buy his playbook at Troll Central. Ask him. He will tell you. He is not nwahs. nwahs only accused me of being a phony Sailor. Now Dead Zippers, hee hee hee, he thinks it is funny to call me a murdering terrorist.
Yezzir. He is here to spread the Christmas cheer and call The Vet a murdering terrorist. Happy Happy Fun Jokey Trollie Christmas everyone!
So please everyone. Give to Dead Zippers favorite charities because he is truly a kind soul after all. Yes. He wants you to know how concerned and reformed he is you murdering terrorist thug.
Notchin it up baby! Look. Me trollie meter goes to 11. See. Most trollie meter only go to 10.
Shhhhh. The Vet cracks himself up too.
mandrake: Have you become a stalker now? This guy,whoever he is,can't make a harmless comment without you showing up foaming at the mouth?
mandrake: I realize that I'm pretty damn stupid. But at least I don't have to wipe off my keyboard every five minutes.
The Vet: Why do you have to wipe off your keyboard? Your sister and her weepy leprosy sores are in Chicago.
Man. Trolls are stupid and The Vet is funny.
The Vet makes me laugh and laugh.
And then the next day I check my tracking and see 6 more posts and know my day will start off with some more laughs.
What a great early Christmas present from the one, the only, The. VET!
When ever I feel blue I will just come back to this thread and read my way into utopian happiness again.
to utopian happiness.
Rare parrot eggs for dinner!
I raise some Rare swiss bunnies!
The Vet has been through a 1000 Psychic Wars. But they were not all with liberal trolls. 319 of them were The Vet trying to pill a cat. And yeah, The Vet didn't always win.
Sincerely,
A Veteran of 681 Psychic Wars really when it comes right down to it.
No story, but the little guy was in the bird food again despite having corn on the cob just 7 feet away. Nearly hit the little guy too. One of 'em popped on the trunk 8 inches below him. He prolly got hit in the pooper by snow shrapnel. Oh stop you crybabies, they were small snowballs and I had to aim through branches of a tree. I love the little guy, just keep out out of the dang bird food.
Let's stick to girl bands.
BWAHAHAHA!
a bamboo pole. Little f!#%er was eating all my birdseed and chewing up the bird feeders I bought with my hard-earned baby sitting money. I scared the little ^%$ so bad he ran all the way up the tree and then fell out. I heard a thrashing noise as he bounced off branches on the way down, then a thud. I whipped around in time to catch the bounce. This may give you a clue as to how pissed I was by that time...I roared, "Aha!", raised the pole over my head, and went after him.
Bamboo poles, alas, are quite flexible. They won't hold a straight line when you're moving them really fast. The squirrel staggered to cover with the tip of that pole hitting the ground with a thwack a whisker's breadth on each side of him the whole way.
That one never came back though, so it wasn't entirely without effect. I don't feed the squirr--birds anymore, I don't need that kind of stress. Gotta save my energy for pilling the cat.
Very funny, probably for true also.
Strictly on the gorgeous woman singing bar, I'm partial to this one.
And he will trump you with 4 Vixens.
I'll see your 4 vixens and raise you an Olivia Newton-John.
Wait. Did I hear the sound of scootching chairs? Hey, keep your hands above the table.
I got 5 Pussycat Dolls. Read 'em and weep. Whoa... What? What do you mean there are only 4 in the deck? Hey now... Hey, keep your hands away from that six gun. There a 5. There are 5 I tells ya...
Are you trying to start a scandal?
Vet, Why the preoccupation with the women groups. Vet, don't you like guy singers. Vet, Is women all you listen to?
I always answer. Uh, what radio stations do you listen to? What is not to like? Womans singing. Womans singing good songs. Groups of Womans singing good songs. Groups of Good Looking Womans singing good songs. I rest my case.
Oh, I do listen to 2 male singers. One is the old guy fron the 60's. Women used to throw their panties on stage. Man he was smart. The other guy, he SELLS the women the panties to throw on stage. Oh my, that is a level of smart that we cannot measure.
Here is 2 of my favorite videos.
Mr. Shy - "Be Good To Me" - animation music video tribute to classic films
Mr. Shy - "Crossed The Atlantic" Two - short film animation music video tribute to classics
Where to begin. Vet, you sweetheart.
Actually, "the other guy" is also the old.... -ish guy from the 60's. I mean, I WAS born in that decade (well, give or take a decade, let's say, just to keep people guessing a bit. I do have to pretend I'm not so old for all my teeny-bopper fans..... of which there are, as we all know, many. :))
- Humbled Shy
You have Excellent taste in Music Videos
And gotta see some great music videos too!
OK cool
This is one of the best private charities in the USA
There did my part.
Somebody keeps scribbling the word bananarama in small letters at the corner of Dry Erase Boards at work. Shifty no good monkeypeoples.
The Vet knows good music. Those were the days. Oh God, I'm old.
The Vet was actively petitioning that men be allowed to marry 4 women in silver mini-dresses in 1992. Sadly, Congress never took action on this measure.
Up to date one is in the 3rd Christmas forum. No point having 16 copies all over.
Oh, yeah. Never mind.
laughing my ass off !
MD
OK, I did my part, MD.
Funny, the plea "Oh please don't derail my thread!". From the troll who commits more derailings in a normal "work day" than Butch Cassidy & The Sundance Kid ever thought about in their whole career.
There is a non-profit charity many of us have given to this past year. A lot of that was clustered around the end of September when the non-profit site wanted to upgrade it's website. I doubt that this antithetical lying diaper wearing, nad scratching, whining, sissy little troll gave a plumb nickel. He most certainly did not mention it here in his happy happy happy joy joy joy forum that he got all nad scratchy because The Monkeypeople Vet hijacked and derailed it.
TELL US ABOUT THAT CHARITY MR. MONKEYMANVET STOLE MY FORUM.
Friggin' Sissy.
Since the new NewsBusters deleted his previous 400 lies.
1. ...the GOP realized how unprepared Palin was on the national level...
2. ...the Constitution was so imperfect that it only had to be amended 27 times...
3. Do you know how many years they've been researching adult stem cells? 50 years. --- The history of stem cell research had a benign, embryonic beginning in the mid 1800's...
6. If she wants to be national, she needs to reach the national audience... --- Christine O'Donnel was running for Senator of the STATE of Delaware.
7. She is required to speak out to all of the people... --- (speaking of Christine O'Donnel) A Senator only has to speak to the members of his/her state.
8. FoxNews actively promotes conservatism.
9. ...she is obligated to be available to all media... --- Like Dead Zippers is obligated to tell the truth?
10. Point out exactly where I showed disrespect for another user who didn't disrespect me first.
11. An embryo grown is a lab is different from one grown in a womb. --- Yeah, they will grow up to have 2 hearts and 4 stomachs just like trolls.
13. Walmart sucks.
15. ...to send our kids off to fight wars... --- Kids don't fight wars. Men do.
16 ...conservatives are pissed off that the youth tends to vote Democrat... --- sez the voice of conservatives
17. Beck's rally was just another event to drive that wedge in between conservatives and liberals.
18. Stewart doesn't speak in a public forum that allows debate and response. Once again, does Beck? --- Beck does a 3 hour show 5 days a week that takes callers every single show.
19. ...this was a political rally aimed to make Christians feel superior to non-believers.... --- (referring to Becks rally last August. ---
20. ...conservatives feel threatened that Stewart's event is so close to the elections that they just might get the youth to vote. --- Sez the voice of conservatives.
22. ...the establishment GOP for their BS promises of returning America to a fictional utopia... --- sez the voice of the GOP
23. How's it going, Blonde? --- (to user Joe W.) How many times did he whine about not being arkansaszippers, nwahs, balbo, etc. ?
24. ...are you just a retread with a bone to pick? --- sez the guy that has been banned 15 times.
25. ...you have posted attacks against me using an array of logins, and Joe W is no different. --- (to Blonde) sez the guy that used to have 2 active accounts that spoke to each other. Accusing another user of having sock puppet accounts.
26. ...is Blonde just going through my buddy list to have everyone turn on me? -- No. he does that all by himself.
27. Do you think questioning my manhood is going to get a rise out of me? --- Girlymansezwut?
28. I made several accusations, all of which were false. --- you mean several hundred or thousand don't you?
29. Why would I post under various accounts? --- did. did. did. did post. did not would.
30. If you're going to make accusations you need to back them up. --- See item 28.
31.
Likely true also,
Welcome to the Christmas Charity Forum, aka...
How the Vet Stole Christmas
The only joy a troll has is making a forum in the basement. And that dang Veet spoiled it all.
Dang you Veet. I lie to you. I insult you. I lie about you. I pull some of the worst trollie moves on you that have ever been invented in trollieland.
And what do I get for it. You don't respect me.
How sad is that trollie. Yeah, you are entitled to respect. And that dang Veet won't give it to you.
It is a sad sad sad lonely existence being a trollie. I know.
You know what is even sadder. That dang Veet, warming the hearts of monkeypeople everywhere. Only one with a spoiled Christmas is the diaper wearing trollie that that feels he is entitled to the happy happy joy joy forums after peeing all over the monkeypeople every other day of the year.
Poor entitled trollie. So sad this Christmas.
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