That aging-boomer hippie magazine Rolling Stone still enjoys mocking the bad taste of Flyover Country. This week, they made a list of the "12 Worst TV Shows of All Time" and topped hit list of "cream of the crud" with Duck Dynasty. Rob Sheffield asked: "Too much quality TV got you down? All that art and introspection making you pine for the long-gone age of junk?" The headline singled out "bottom-feeding reality shows." That apparently includes both the Bible-toting Robertsons and Ozzy Osbourne's clan in MTV's Osbournes Reloaded.
Duck Dynasty was rated worse than the 1970s sitcom spinoffs on ABC like The Ropers and Joanie Loves Chachi. The Robertsons are "phonies," and Jesus probably prefers "Real Housewives."