Leftist Radio Host Mike Malloy 'Calls Satan' to Learn How Breitbart Is Doing in Hell
Just imagine the uproar there'd be if a conservative radio talk show host pretended to talk to the devil to find out how a recently deceased liberal activist is doing in Hell.
Now contrast that with the virtual media silence there's been since liberal radio host Mike Malloy acted as if he was on a phone call with Satan to learn how conservative activist Andrew Breitbart is faring in Hades.That incident took place on Tuesday during Malloy's program, which is heard in 13 markets across the nation and Sirius/XM radio. [Radio Equalizer's YouTube clip of this embedded below page break]
“Hey, Satan,” the talk show host began. “Hello, down in Hell! What's up?
“Really?” he continued. “Yeah, it’s hot up here, too.
“I was just reading something by someone named Andy—not the Andy that you’ve got down there,” Malloy stated, obviously referring to Breitbart. “I just want to ask you, how’s Andy doing?
“Really?” he asked. “How many times did he do that?And then you did what to him?”
Malloy pretended to react in horror about some “starfish thing,” apparently another torture Breitbart is supposed to be receiving in Hell.
“Well, that’s to be expected,” the liberal host added. “That’s pretty painful.
“No, you’ll never see me down there, pal,” Mallow stated, “because I know you don’t exist.”
Before he "hung up," the host pretended to hear that Breitbart wanted to know what was happening back on Earth.
Malloy said to tell the conservative that “Planned Parenthood is still operating” and that “ACORN is making a comeback.”
“That’ll frost his ass, in a manner of speaking,” the liberal radio host concluded.
This isn't the first time Malloy -- a strident, outspoken and spiteful atheist -- has gone after the deceased conservative activist. When Breitbart passed away on March 1 due to heart failure, the liberal seethed with malicious rage: "Roast in hell, you son of a bitch Breitbart—I mean seriously, you thug punk!"
And the liberal talker has turned his verbal venom on many other Republicans, including former President George W. Bush, whom he said was “responsible for many more deaths that Osama bin Laden.”
Another of Malloy's favorite targets is former Vice President Dick Cheney, whom he outrageously claimedwas responsible for the terrorist attacks on 9/11 and advised his daughter Liz that “her time would be better served preparing for his funeral.”
However, the liberal host went too far when he ridiculed tornado victims in the Midwest on March 2:
Their God, if this is the way they want to look at it, keeps smashing them into little grease spots on the pavement, in Alabama, in Mississippi, Arkansas, Georgia and Oklahoma—you know, the Bible Belt...where they ain’t gonna let no g*dd*mn science get in the way, it says in the Bible, blah blah blah, so according to their way of thinking, y’know, God with his omnipotent thumb, and so far tonight, has smashed so far 20 people on Highway 12, or whatever the hell highway they live next to.
That was too much even for Mike Malloy, who released a statement a few days later:
I sincerely apologize for the inflammatory language that I used, and for the anger and pain that came as a result of my comments.
After backtracking that his remarks had been taken out of context, he noted: “I have nothing but the most heartfelt sympathy for those families who were devastated by those tragic storms.”
“I made a mistake, I was wrong, and I will not let it happen again,” he concluded.
According to Brian Maloney of the Radio Equalizer website, Malloy's comments on Tuesday show that he's unable to keep that promise:
In the new "progressive" mindset, it's not enough for political enemies to merely drop dead, it's also important to make sure they're burning in Hell.
Who knew they believed in such concepts?
“The liberal movement is nastier than ever,” Maloney added after stating that Malloy is “certifiably nuts.”
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Mike Malloy is going to bust the gates of Hell wide open...
Submitted by Dave. on Fri, 07/13/2012 - 2:25am.
...when he crashes through them come Judgment Day.
And I hope he rear-ends Ted Kennedy with his head, just like Lt. Harris flying face-first into a horse's ass.
You Police Academy fans know what I am referring to.
-Dave
Vote for the American in November
Clean up
Submitted by Ozconservative on Fri, 07/13/2012 - 1:23am.
I would hate to be the poor sucker who has to go clean up the studio after Malloon has been in there for a few hours flinging his feces about.....
In the not too distant future
Submitted by cocodrie on Fri, 07/13/2012 - 1:25am.
In the not too distant future Mike will be able to ask satan in person. Satan however will say "Andy never made it here and I won't be speaking to him. Welcome to your new home."
Jesus Loves You so much He died for you
The only thing roasting is Malloy's crazy brain in his skull
Submitted by tcm14 on Fri, 07/13/2012 - 1:48am.
We all know Breitbart is in BigHeaven.com.
Apparently...
Submitted by Rukus on Fri, 07/13/2012 - 4:38am.
Disquas (sp?) has a prob with me calling malloy and asshole, but, throwing out the f-bomb is ok... FORK DISQUIS!!!
Local call, I'm sure.
Submitted by michael lofrano on Fri, 07/13/2012 - 5:51am.
Local call, I'm sure.
Badda-bing!
Submitted by Galvanic on Fri, 07/13/2012 - 8:23am.
Nice one, Michael!
All I read of that was the headline.
Submitted by motherbelt on Fri, 07/13/2012 - 6:34am.
I saw the article elsewhere yesterday and wouldn't wast my time reading it then; won't waste it now.
In a few years:
Submitted by richflanj on Fri, 07/13/2012 - 8:30am.
Malloy: "Hey Ted, remember when I did that piece on my show about Breitbart?"
Ted Kennedy: "Yeah, that sure was funny..."
Satan: "Okay, break time is over. Back to being tortured."
Transcript of Malloy's call
Submitted by CO2Maker on Fri, 07/13/2012 - 8:51am.
(They do that in hell, you know.)
"Hello, front desk of Hell."
"Yeah, I'm trying to reach Andrew Breitbart."
"Is this you, Mr. Malloy? You know he's not here. Never been. If you want him, you'll have to dial 9 to get an outside line."
This is what poor theology does for liberals
Submitted by c5then on Fri, 07/13/2012 - 8:57am.
It makes them use preposterous metaphors.
Satan was thrown out of "heaven" and rules over "Earth". So if you want to call the place where Satan has control "hell", then we are in it now. Satan will reward those who do what he wants and punish those who resist him. (answers the question "why do bad things happen to good people").
GOD sent his son to be punished in our stead and thereby gave us all a "get out of hell free" card. All we have to do is claim the card. We do have to wait until judgement day to use it though.
Madison and Jefferson and Franklin built a Republic - Roberts killed it!
How does Mikey. . .
Submitted by rickbren on Fri, 07/13/2012 - 11:26am.
. . . know the number to hell????
Rick, he and Satan have each other
Submitted by UpNorth on Fri, 07/13/2012 - 11:56am.
on speed dial, Mikey friended Satan on FB and they're Twitter buds.
666-666-6666 Easy. :-)
Submitted by richflanj on Fri, 07/13/2012 - 12:29pm.
666-666-6666
Easy. :-)
Hey Mikey...
Submitted by bigdaddy on Sat, 07/14/2012 - 2:20pm.
...while you're at it down there, how 'bout a shout out to Teddy Kennedy???