George Clooney Beds Cindy Crawford In New Tequila Ad, Then Beds Her Husband

There really is no end to the moral depravity media are tossing at the nation.

A new tequila ad features George Clooney in bed with Cindy Crawford, then Crawford in bed with Clooney's girlfriend Stacy Keibler, and finally Clooney in bed with Crawford's husband Rande Gerber (video follows with commentary).

As the spot opens, Gerber is walking down a hallway towards a door. When he opens it, he finds Clooney in bed with his wife.

"What's going on?" he asks as Crawford pulls the sheets over her head.

A bottle of Casamigos Tequila is shown on the screen, the brand that Clooney and Gerber own.

The screen darkens, and cuts to Clooney opening up a door to find Crawford and Keibler in bed.

"What's up?" he asks.

The couple ignore his question and just smile in bliss to themselves.

Once again the screen switches to an image of the tequila before the final vignette of Crawford opening a door to find Clooney and Gerber in bed together.

As the commercial ends, the caption appears, "Please Drink Responsibly."

So rampant infidelity - including the bisexual kind - is now to be used to sell products.

I need a very long shower.