JWoww on Tonight Show: ‘I Like To Masturbate’ While Watching ‘Dark Knight Rises’
Jennifer ‘JWoww’ Farley of Jersey Shore fame sure is one classy gal.
After bragging to NBC Tonight Show host Jay Leno about her engagement to Roger Mathews, Farley discussed how she’s “a little obsessed” with the Bane character in the film “The Dark Knight Rises” and likes to masturbate to the video (video follows with transcribed highlights and commentary):
As he chatted with JWoww and her sidekick Nicole Elizabeth "Snooki" Polizzi, Leno asked about her recent engagement leading Farley to show off her ring.
“Have you set a date yet?” asked Leno.
“No, we're just enjoying the engagement,” Farley answered. “It's too much to plan a wedding.”
Leno then discussed with Polizzi how she had a baby before getting married. Farley said she might do it that way as well.
If it doesn’t work out, “you get their genetics,” Farley said. “I like Roger's genetics. He's 6' 3". I want tall kids.”
I guess a woman has to have her priorities.
“Now, what did Roger get you for Christmas?” Leno asked.
“He got me a bunch of jewelry,” Farley replied. “But the best thing he got me was ‘The Dark Knight Rises’ because I'm little obsessed with Bane.”
After a bit of confusion about what she meant, Farley elaborated, “Tom Hardy plays Bane, and he looks really juicy. And I like to masturbate to the video.”
So, her fiancé bought her a DVD for Christmas, and she went on national television proudly proclaiming that she likes to masturbate while watching another "really juicy" guy on video.
And this woman has her own television program now.
It’s a grave new world, isn’t it?