Maher: 'Boehner Feels Like a Female to Me - Maybe Liberals Should Demand to See His Penis'
Bill Maher once again spent a great deal of his HBO program Friday mocking Republicans.
In an opening monologue spoof of a new poll finding 51 percent of the GOP don't believe Barack Obama was born in America, the "Real Time" host said, "John Boehner wears bronzer and goes on crying jags. He just feels like a female to me. Maybe liberals should demand to see his penis" (video follows with transcript and commentary):
BILL MAHER: Well, he's got bigger problems. A new poll shows that one of the major parties in this country - I won't tell you which one - is a majority birther party. That's right, more than half of Republicans now think Obama was born in Kenya. They literally do not know where babies come from.
[Laughter and applause]
MAHER: And that's why they keep demanding to see his birth certificate. And, it’s funny, when they go a little deeper into the polling, they find out this is just based on a general sense. It just feels to them like he's a foreigner. Well, you know, John Boehner wears bronzer and goes on crying jags. He just feels like a female to me.
[Laughter and applause]
MAHER: Maybe liberals should demand to see his penis.
[Laughter and applause]
What's truly fascinating is not only are there people in this country that find this kind of low-brow humor funny, but like Maher they also think they're more intelligent and sophisticated than everyone else.
My sources inside HBO tell me that on next week's program, Maher's going to place whoppee cushions on all of his guests' seats.
His intellectual audience is guaranteed to eat that up.
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Boehner 'feels' like a female
Submitted by killa37 on Sat, 03/26/2011 - 3:47pm.
Boehner 'feels' like a female to Donkeyface??? And he wants to see his penis??? Hell, maybe the Donkey and the Leghumper ought to become roommates..............they both appear to be very sexually depraved!!!
Hugh Hefner has more class than Maher.
Submitted by Mike Bratton on Sat, 03/26/2011 - 5:52pm.
And no, that's not saying much.
--Mike
He's the tallest midget...
Submitted by SnapTie on Sat, 03/26/2011 - 7:32pm.
His rating SUCK... 900,000 total viewers,ouch.http://tvbythenumbers.zap2it.com/2011/03/21/cable-ratings-friday-night-smackdown-ncaa-hoops-lead-friday/86474
Bill Maher....
Submitted by commentkazi on Sat, 03/26/2011 - 3:55pm.
....trying to be relevant, but it's not working.
Here's an Idea
Submitted by Vodzguy on Sat, 03/26/2011 - 4:03pm.
How about you and Mr. Tingles get together and just reach down there together and find out for yourself if he has what you're looking for there Mr Bill. I'm sure you'll find something you liberals are missing, and they come in pairs.
Is Maher left of center?
Submitted by Gary Hall on Sat, 03/26/2011 - 4:04pm.
Yea, but according to national media standards, that doesn't imply that Maher is left of center.
Right?
(;~> gary
PS - it's simply disgusting, Noel. Thanks for doing your best to call attention to this plague.
Um....
Submitted by Blonde on Sat, 03/26/2011 - 4:11pm.
LEFT!
And I agee one thousand percent with your PS, Gar. I was trying to think of a suitable word for the pond scum that is Maher, but I think "plague" is quite sufficient.
Handy Reference Guide to Obama's Gaffes and Goofs ~ Currently Numbering 200 (and Counting)
hey j..
Submitted by Gary Hall on Sat, 03/26/2011 - 5:29pm.
Well, I didn't want to plagiarize another's "sarc on" - "sarc off."
However - it was implied.
(;~> gary
Billie the sexist knows this
Submitted by Nothing Left on Sat, 03/26/2011 - 4:08pm.
Billie the sexist knows this postition can't be handled by a woman...this confirms his sighting of Pelosi's penis, which explains alot
Northone
Submitted by northone on Sun, 03/27/2011 - 6:54pm.
Sounds more like Mr. Maher is a closet case and is wishing to take a peak at the Speaker's peen.
Watch out... all of the
Submitted by Jerry on Sat, 03/26/2011 - 4:11pm.
Watch out... all of the "guys" in Allah-Ak-Maher's audience just got "tingles" up their legs.
Clean up on aisle 3!
Perhaps, Maher, conservatives
Submitted by ForeverOnTheRight on Sat, 03/26/2011 - 4:12pm.
Perhaps, Maher, conservatives should demand to see your moral integrity. Problem for you, you have none.
"Maybe liberals should demand
Submitted by Jerry on Sat, 03/26/2011 - 4:32pm.
"Maybe liberals should demand to see his penis."
Barney Frank: "Yeth! More penithith! Thow me the penith! Thath my Tom Crewth imperthonation."
THE NEW MESSIAH
Submitted by JPTSO3 on Sun, 03/27/2011 - 7:12pm.
What is this -- Bill Maher month?
...and what's the percentage of Dems who believeThe O...is the New Messiah?
According to a 2007 Rasmussen poll 35% of Dems thought George Bush knew of 911 beforehand. 36% of respondents thought W was likely or very likely responsible for 911. Yeah... the same W... too stupid to tie his owns shoes was apparently the smartest man on earth for 7 months creating, in the span 200 days the greatest conspiracy in modern history. And, has kept the secret for 10 years.
Demands to see his penis
Submitted by MOONSTRUCK on Sat, 03/26/2011 - 4:45pm.
Do it. It's not like it's a birth certificate.
microscope
Submitted by JPTSO3 on Sun, 03/27/2011 - 7:18pm.
Both have been examined under microscopes - viewed only by "professionals" wearing rubber gloves...
Feels like a female to you?
Submitted by tvhall on Sat, 03/26/2011 - 4:53pm.
So how many times have you felt him?
If.....
Submitted by peteydee on Sat, 03/26/2011 - 10:19pm.
He's feeling Boehner,does he really need to see a penis?
I'll just bet Maher wants to
Submitted by Free Stinker on Sat, 03/26/2011 - 5:34pm.
I'll just bet Maher wants to take a look himself . . .
/// Sarah Palin Fan since July 11, 2007 /// خال
With a followup
Submitted by Clutch1956 on Sun, 03/27/2011 - 12:47am.
"oral" exam!
Does HBO like this stuff?
Submitted by TheHistorian on Sat, 03/26/2011 - 5:47pm.
I hope HBO is raking in the loot for this stuff. I am tired of this repressed juvenile and everything having to be a commentary on genitalia. Maybe it is because his is the micro variety? At least his brain is.
I bet his parents never even taught him not to defecate on the living room rug. He sure seems to do it in the middle of TV.
Dennis Prager
HBO is a Property of Time/Warner
Submitted by Avitar on Sat, 03/26/2011 - 11:30pm.
Of Coourse they like it. Tell Maher to go examine John Kerry penis as it does not show in his politics even if he does use it professionally
Does Maher have a penis?
Submitted by brutony1 on Sat, 03/26/2011 - 5:50pm.
No need to answer that question, cause I know the answer! We all do!
When will liberals WAKE UP AND SMELL THE COFFEE! -Me
Why, yes, yes he does! See, there it is!
Submitted by Clutch1956 on Sun, 03/27/2011 - 12:46am.
It's on his shoulders where normal people have a head. Poor thing is a birth defect, you see, which is why you should never allow a monkey to f**k a football, you get little Bill Mahers!
This just shows, which is the party of Brainpower!
Submitted by circusstorm on Sat, 03/26/2011 - 5:51pm.
The rank and file liberal congregation hasn't seen his birth cerificate either! No one has seen it! So, all you need is the head retard to direct the other retards and the chorus will chirp. Whether they are right or wrong has no meaning. This is why Obama is gonna get his "stank" handed to him next November!!! Pull up a chair folks, it's going to be one helluva show ;^)
I don't know, the joke falls
Submitted by bkeyser on Sat, 03/26/2011 - 6:00pm.
I don't know, the joke falls flat but I don't see why conservatives should be bothered by it. Women maybe, since Maher seems to think women are "criers" or something. But a guy who makes his living doing genital jokes isn't worth getting upset over.
Question-
Submitted by Ashrak on Sat, 03/26/2011 - 7:06pm.
Did Maher experience Malaria once himself also, or, is he just having a mid-life sexuality crisis?
Let him see it Mr. Speaker
Submitted by Kuso Jiji on Sat, 03/26/2011 - 7:06pm.
but be careful, Maher may also want to put his mouth on it.
Is Boehner really the guy you
Submitted by Jack Bauer on Sat, 03/26/2011 - 7:18pm.
Is Boehner really the guy you want standing next to you when a fight breaks out in a bar -- and its heading your way?
Just askin'!
Oh, and from what I've read, Maher has to pay women to see his penis, and they need a magnifying glass.
All of the above Mr Obama? --- How about ALL OF THE BELOW, instead.
Jack,
Submitted by Dave. on Sat, 03/26/2011 - 7:27pm.
LOL - Only if he intercepts incoming beer bottles.
-Dave
Vote for the American in November
Don't touch the tan dude...
Submitted by Jack Bauer on Sun, 03/27/2011 - 6:32am.
Don't touch the tan dude...
All of the above Mr Obama? --- How about ALL OF THE BELOW, instead.
Here's the trade - Boehner
Submitted by Average_JoeMN on Sat, 03/26/2011 - 8:38pm.
Here's the trade - Boehner penis for Obama's birth certificate.
I don't think Boehner's got anything to worry about.
Some Freudian envy, Bill?
Submitted by drsamherman on Sat, 03/26/2011 - 9:18pm.
I don't practice in psychotherapy (I leave that to the fuzzy types), however one can see Bill has "issues" to say the least.
Why...
Submitted by mawendt on Sat, 03/26/2011 - 11:29pm.
Why do liberal males always seem fixated on a conservative's penis?
Feeling threatened, I guess.
A common misconception, mawendt...
Submitted by Jer on Sat, 03/26/2011 - 11:43pm.
Actually, libs don't sweat the small stuff.
Jer
Bet you wish you could take
Submitted by bkeyser on Sat, 03/26/2011 - 11:48pm.
Bet you wish you could take that one back.
Well, no...
Submitted by Jer on Sat, 03/26/2011 - 11:54pm.
but the point is now moot.
Jer
How did this guy get started?
Submitted by Thoreau on Sat, 03/26/2011 - 11:42pm.
How did this guy get started? Was he ever funny?
Speaker Boehners Penis
Submitted by Bill Brasky on Sat, 03/26/2011 - 11:50pm.
While I am not surprised that Bill Maher spends a lot of time thinking about Speaker Boehners penis, I am surprised he would share that with his audience. Maher is a punk. Boehner would kick the shit out of him and not even lose the ash on his cigarette.
Hannah Montana could kick the
Submitted by Jack Bauer on Sun, 03/27/2011 - 6:36am.
Hannah Montana could kick the crap out of the five foot nothing Maher.
Any smaller and he's a Carney act or one of the tossed in a Dwarf Throwing Contest.
All of the above Mr Obama? --- How about ALL OF THE BELOW, instead.
You Go, Bill
Submitted by rammingspeed on Sat, 03/26/2011 - 11:59pm.
Maher seems desperate. Trouble on the horizon?
Most of the country do agree
Submitted by melvin on Sun, 03/27/2011 - 5:51am.
Sarah Palin and Michele Bachmann are bimbos. There is no disagreement there.
Dear Melvin
Submitted by sentry_99 on Sun, 03/27/2011 - 5:59am.
If by "country" you mean the basement you transmit from then yes, there is no disagreement there. If you mean "bimbo" as in women you are intellectually inferior to and have no chance with, then yes, they along with all other women are bimbos.
Seriously?
Submitted by melvin on Sun, 03/27/2011 - 7:29am.
Do you think either of these women have a role in National Politics? I think not. Most of the country agrees with me.
Is the US House National?
Submitted by sentry_99 on Sun, 03/27/2011 - 7:44am.
Palin was a VP candidate and raised huge amouts for the GOP. With her help, many new Republicans were elected in the last election cycle. Bachmann is a member of the US HOUSE OF REPRESENTATIVES. Even if we ignore Palin, OBVIOUSLY Bachmann has a national role. The short answer is YES I am serious and NO, no one with a brain would agree with you.
melvin---
Submitted by matthewdean on Sun, 03/27/2011 - 6:06pm.
Welcome to NB's, meat.
As three or four liberal trolls have been vaporized over the last week or so while spouting the usual lib lies and insanity here on a conservative site, target acquisition opportunities have thinned considerably.
Your desire to present yourself as a limaceous bullseye is duly noted and most appreciated.
MD
Nothing distinguishes you from Maher except ...
Submitted by NL207 on Sun, 03/27/2011 - 7:57am.
he gets paid big bucks to verbally assault women and defame their character in public.
YOU perform this service for free.
The more the bed wetting
Submitted by Bill Brasky on Sun, 03/27/2011 - 1:04pm.
The more the bed wetting liberals fear a poitician, the more they engage in childish personal attacks. If Palin and Bachmann are bimbos, what is Nancy Pelosi? Is she your hero bed-wetter?
where does this piece of goat dung-
Submitted by JIMMY1660 on Sun, 03/27/2011 - 9:20am.
live. need to knock on his door and teach this coward some manners.
Liberals and name calling-why-these are educated people??? i think not.
BHO may be educated-however he is one dumb SOB
tell me i;m wrong because of whatever-not that i have a "penis issue"
I just bet.............
Submitted by Patriot II on Sun, 03/27/2011 - 9:29am.
"funny boy" maher would just love that..............this guy is finally coming out of the closet!
Maher N knuckle drag
Submitted by TerryWest on Sun, 03/27/2011 - 3:15pm.
Knuckle dragging comedy, he only needs Archie's old recliner to complete his act,
Maybe Republicans & Independants should ask to see his evolution.
Not having a penis doesn't
Submitted by tobiasdog on Sun, 03/27/2011 - 7:31pm.
Not having a penis doesn't disqualify you from being President, but not having proof of citizenship does.
John Boehner wears bronzer
Submitted by WestHoustonGeo on Sun, 03/27/2011 - 8:32pm.
John Boehner inherited his complexion from his mother.
Little Billy seems to be judging a man by the color of his skin.
Why keep putting it off???
Submitted by drydino on Sun, 03/27/2011 - 11:52pm.
Why doesn't Mahr just come out of the closet already!! Then he wouldn't feel obligated to attack Palin, marriage, parents, and other straight topics, just to justify his lifestyle to himself.
Maher's ratings must be tanking.
Submitted by johnsonl on Mon, 03/28/2011 - 7:21am.
Maybe he and Katie Couric could put something together for CNN.
How about Turkey &
Submitted by Jer on Mon, 03/28/2011 - 10:37pm.
How about Turkey & Perky.
Jer
The cadaverish Bill
Submitted by marpel on Mon, 03/28/2011 - 11:00am.
The cadaverish Bill Maher...THE CRYPT KEEPER OF HBO. Doesn't he look like an embalmed corpse?
My apoligies to all embalmed corpes across America....
"Deep within my heart lies a memory. A song of ol' San Antone..."