"Michael Jackson IS America. We love him so much because he reflects our nation perfectly: fragile, over-indulgent, childish, in debt, on drugs, and over the hill."
So said HBO's Bill Maher on "Real Time" Friday night during his "New Rules" segment.
As he elaborated on how America fit each of these negative attributes, he concluded by claiming, "Monday is the 40th anniversary of Neil Armstrong first setting foot on the moon, and I can't think of any ambitious goal we've reached since then" (video embedded below he fold, relevant section begins at 1:45):
Imagine that. In Maher's view, America has accomplished nothing since July 20, 1969.
So I guess President Nixon opening up China to the west three years later was nothing.
So was the creation of the personal computer which potentially has changed America and the lives of its citizens more than any invention since the car.
Or how about President Reagan's ambitious goal of destroying the evil empire known as the Soviet Union?
Lest we not forget the Internet, which despite existing for decades was not made easily accessible to regular folks until the '90s, and has radically changed virtually all aspects of our lives.
In the end, these are but a few of the ambitious achievements America has made in the past 40 years, and anybody living here that doesn't appreciate them is either blind or a liar.
Or is it both, Bill?




















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Sounds like
July 18, 2009 - 16:10 ET by jacktheripperHe is discribing himself
"I LOVE DEAD KENNEDY'S"
Both...
July 18, 2009 - 16:10 ET by FuzzlenutterMaher
July 18, 2009 - 16:11 ET by rockyracoonSpeak for yourself, cause you are in no way speaking for me, or I imagine, anyone else that inhabits this website. Why someone like this moron hates the only country that would tolerate his tired act is beyond my understanding, I'm glad I don't subscribe to HBO.
I get a message that says
July 18, 2009 - 16:14 ET by bigtimerI get a message that says an error has occurred, try again later regarding the video...anyone else?
Doubling down on stupid is not a particularly good idea. ~Andrew Breitbart
He is right, sort of
July 18, 2009 - 16:22 ET by sms5217Maher is correct. The U.S.A. is fat, lazy, incompetent, self-indulgent, and over the hill.
He is monumentally wrong, as usual, in placing blame. It is the USA hating, far-left liberals and socialists who are to blame for the downfall of America.
Trial lawyers are the scum of the earth
Re: It is the USA hating, far-left liberals and socialists
July 18, 2009 - 16:28 ET by kch50428As in Barry-0 and friends in congress.
Re-elect nobody in the next elections.
You know Bill Maher says
July 18, 2009 - 16:31 ET by DesertCop3031You know Bill Maher says things like this because he is out of touch; he doesn't associate with "real Americans" and he wants us to be exactly like Europe.
Hey Bill, I'm sure you can do your show from France...get the hell out of our country!
It is far better to be three hours early than one minute late.
I really really really hate
July 18, 2009 - 16:29 ET by Radical1979I really really really hate this guy.
Doesn't he realize how much this country does for the rest of the world? We give so much money from our government alone it's astounding. Whenever a natural disaster strikes ordinary citizens send whatever they can overseas to help.
God forbid we have another terrorist attack, but hopefully he would get fired again.
Noel, what on earth are you
July 18, 2009 - 16:39 ET by mandrakeNoel, what on earth are you going on about?
Nixon went to China and had lunch with Mao.
Reagan went to Berlin and gave a speech about tearing down a wall..then went home and hired a contractor..
Everyone knows that Al Gore invented the "internet", it's been repeated on this site several times.
The computer was invented by Charles Babbage.
So what have you done lately?
Bugger off wench!
July 18, 2009 - 16:33 ET by RukusGary
Hey, Jimmah Che Obama! I want my country back!
I finally got it to
July 18, 2009 - 16:41 ET by bigtimerI finally got it to work...only thing he said that made me grin was the possibility of him being fired again if we had another terrorist attack.
Doubling down on stupid is not a particularly good idea. ~Andrew Breitbart
Bill Maher
July 18, 2009 - 16:57 ET by KellyRis doing a grand job of projection. Oh yeah, and he's a stupid putz.
Bill Maher was a third rate
July 18, 2009 - 17:06 ET by Kat Outta the BagBill Maher was a third rate stand-up comic and he's a third rate wannabe pundit.
What Bill is really missing
July 18, 2009 - 17:22 ET by woburn828Actualy Bill is referring to no new Playboy mansions developed during the time period. I'm sure his act has grown old with the young nubile ladies currently hanging out there. It was his old haunt. Poor soul probably cannot score with the new dimwits there. I doubt any young lady was even born then, so they probably know little of what happened. Naturally, since Mahar cannot have a conversation with intellectual equalls he forgot about the Internet, China, etc.
That coupled with the fact he is a very short dude makes him very dimwitted naturally.
Unfortunatly this is the
July 18, 2009 - 17:29 ET by SnappyUnfortunatly this is the same mentality that sparked the "For the first time in my life I am proud to be an American" statement. There are a class of people in this country that just do not understand that the very fact that they can continually complain and lambast their own country is the very reason they should be proud of it. Quit trying to emulate countries that would have collapsed years ago had it not been for us, economically or militarily. Had it not been for the freedoms and way of life they continually try to destroy they would not exist as who they are today.
Now can we all calm down and have a moment of silence for Mr. Maher....what? not yet?.....dang
What a Punk
July 18, 2009 - 17:35 ET by sergeant stogieAt least Michelle Obama has been proud of her country once in her adult life. Maybe dim Bill is upset because only conservatives have contributed in a positive way. The progressive collective goal is to destroy our great country.Their definition of "ambitious" is definitely different than that of a conservative.
He's right
July 18, 2009 - 17:49 ET by SweetnessCompletely agree with his analogy of MJ = USA, though it would have been perfect had Jackson been 100 lbs. overweight.
As to America accomplishing nothing, au contraire.
It has, over thousands of liberal steps, stolen the liberty of its citizens and created a nation with millions of helpless, government-dependent minions.
Sweetness... I like your
July 18, 2009 - 21:03 ET by bigtimerSweetness...
I like your take on this. ;-)
Doubling down on stupid is not a particularly good idea. ~Andrew Breitbart
Maher says we haven't
July 18, 2009 - 18:03 ET by mostlymoderateMaher says we haven't accomplished anything fantastic since 1969. Well, I wonder if it has anything to do with the countries leaders promoting atheism, socialism, immorality, death (abortion), political correctness (immunity from dissent), illegal immigration, disproportionate immigration from one particular country (Mexico. thus we inherit Mexican ways of life), feminazism (kids are now raised by liberal/socialist teachers and not parents), homosexuality, promiscuity of adolescents, I could go on. Liberalism has ruined our country.
Atleast conservatives are TRYING to make the country a better place and strive to keep this the World's best country to live in. It still is but if liberals have their way, it might not be in the future.
Bill
July 18, 2009 - 17:54 ET by DoktorFrankenIf America is so darned bad then why in the heck are you still here?
Dok... $$$$ He's a
July 18, 2009 - 18:05 ET by bigtimerDok...
$$$$
He's a hypocrite.
Doubling down on stupid is not a particularly good idea. ~Andrew Breitbart
Bill Maher...Ah, what love this man has...
July 18, 2009 - 17:59 ET by PrairieSkyfor our country...
Bill Maher is a hate-filled man...He hates this country, he hates you, he hates me, he hates Republicans and conservatives, and he hates himself, which is largely why he is the kind of human being that he is.
"The problem is not that people are taxed too little...the problem is that government spends too much." ~President Ronald Reagan
Sky... Yep... ...and it
July 18, 2009 - 18:04 ET by bigtimerSky...
Yep...
...and it shows every time he opens his mouth.
I caught all his references, attempts at belittling others regarding their occupations (I saw red), and of course he had to add in Noah's Ark to-boot....on and on he blathers.
I just grow weary of this so-called man, sometimes I can't post all I want to when it comes to him, it's either not worth my time, or I'm too angry with what I had just heard come out of his mouth.
Doubling down on stupid is not a particularly good idea. ~Andrew Breitbart
bt...You said it!
July 18, 2009 - 18:20 ET by PrairieSkyDecorum prohibits me from using the type of language here that I feel would be most appropriate concerning Maher...Suffice it to say, he is so beneath contempt, he's barely worth commenting on at all...
What a sad, pathetic little man he is.
"The problem is not that people are taxed too little...the problem is that government spends too much." ~President Ronald Reagan
Bill Maher is right
July 18, 2009 - 19:17 ET by TheHistorianBill Maher is right if he is speaking for himself. Remember the old picture "this is your brain" and "this is your brain on drugs"? For Bill Maher, those are the same pictures.
"What experience and history teach is
this - that people and governments never have learned anything from history,
or acted on principles deduced from it."
G. W. F. Hegel
Wow. This means the
July 18, 2009 - 19:41 ET by dumbanguishWow. This means the government hasn't accomplished anything special in my entire life?? I don't think so!
Though I am kind of sad that we stopped at the moon in the 1970s. I was excited about President Bush's vision for returning to the moon and eventually on to Mars. I'm really excited about seeing that happen in my lifetime. And imagine the technology that will come out of it!
I just hope Obama doesn't cut the program.
Kemo Sabe
July 18, 2009 - 20:01 ET by metaphorsbwithuMaher's comment reminds me of the story about the time the Lone Ranger and Tonto were surrounded by a host of Indians.
The Lone Ranger says to his faithful companion, "Looks like were done for, Tonto."
Tonto replies, "What do you mean we?"
So, Bill, I repeat. What do you mean WE?
metaphorsbwithu
Bill Maher...
July 18, 2009 - 21:00 ET by Jarhead68is a typical non-thinking liberal piece of excrement who deserves nothing better than to be catapulted into space wearing nothing but a diaper and a plastic bag over his head. His opinions are sick, twisted and maniacal. He's ugly and his mother dresses him funny. He's never been funny, like Al Franken, another luminary of the left.
Lost in translation.
July 18, 2009 - 21:18 ET by 24enak'In Maher's view, America has accomplished nothing since July 20, 1969.'
"and I can't think of any ambitious goal we've reached since then"
He didn't say the America has accomplished nothing since 1969, he said that America hasn't set or reached any ambitious goal since the moon landing. To some extent he is right. If a president proclaimed that by the end of the decade we will use 50% less oil as a nation, or that by the end of the decade we will send a man to Mars that would be a ambitious goal.
To achieve something nobody thought was possible, something no other nation had done.
A president didn't set a goal to create a personal computer, or proclaim that the world wide web made available to regualr folks.
Destroying the Soviet Union was accomplished by the work of Democratic and Republican presidents since the beginning of the Cold War. Reagan didn't single handily do it by himself, he was in office at the right time.
24 I don't think a nation
July 18, 2009 - 21:39 ET by Radical197924 I don't think a nation should have ambitious goals. The job of government is to keep it's people safe and allow the people to pursue life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness. We will use less oil when the supply is so restricted that the price goes up enough to make using alternate fuels economically viable. I don't see the point of sending men and money to space. I think it's an ego trip that costs a lot of money and wastes resources.
And, I don't think Jimmy Carter had much to do with the failure of the Soviet Union.
Why wait until the oil
July 18, 2009 - 22:45 ET by 24enakWhy wait until the oil supply is so restricted that the price goes up enough to make using alternate fuels economically viable.
The exploaration of space has contributed a lot to modern society, Think of all the satelites either weather, TV, GPS. Cordless powertools, MRI and CATscans, solar technology, better insulation, smoke dectectors and many other technology has come from NASA.
The space program has been about 1% of the budget. The world would not be what it is today without space exploration.
Why wait until the oil
July 19, 2009 - 11:01 ET by Jack BauerOh -- so you prefer economically unviable fuel. Brilliant.
Moronic leftist logic at its finest.
Err, please go ahead and waste your own money. Just don't expect the rest of us to subsidize folly.
I prefer being prepared when
July 19, 2009 - 11:33 ET by 24enakI prefer being prepared when the flow of fuel runs out, I think we should start to ween ourselves from oil with other energy sources.
Once again, we are reminded
July 18, 2009 - 21:32 ET by Free StinkerOnce again, we are reminded of the valuable service Newsbusters provides.
They watch that crxp, so we don'tt have to.
"Gov. Palin has been subjected to one of the most massive and dishonest pile-on smear attacks in the history of liberal media." -- Lowell Ponte
Really?
July 18, 2009 - 22:26 ET by RandyHaddockWe haven't achieved anything since 1969? Really? Let's see.
By far, not a complete list but just a few that popped into my head:
first time, allowed the transfer of sound and video and in turn
transformed telecommunications around the world.
release in '85 which gave way for what we know today as the Internet
Imagine the world without a few of these.
I'm missing a bunch but that's beside the point. To say the people of
the United States haven't achieved anything since the Moon landing is
absurd and comical at the same time.
The US has remained an economic and political superpower since the turn of the century. I
would insist that is an achievement in and of itself. We have been a
noble nation throughout history and we are the most charitable country
in the world. Have we made mistakes? Absolutely, and many. What country
hasn't? What good does it do to focus on them? The good we have done
for the world is much more powerful and much more significant than the
shameful mistakes we have done in the past.
He's been a big cheerleader
July 18, 2009 - 23:19 ET by RR GOPHe's been a big cheerleader for the first two, and for at least the third I believe he's "projecting".
One of the 34% who thinks George W. Bush was a great President. One of the 61% who wants to bring back the stock and pillory (yep...approval for Congress now at 39%...do you believe that!?).
How Profound
July 19, 2009 - 00:32 ET by TexndocI never in my life have watched his show - I am now to understand he has a "serious Jerry Springer commentary" where he gets important and speaks to the camera?
Maher is a classic liberal: No God, lousy country, Middle
July 19, 2009 - 01:19 ET by Rush FanAmerica, especially Middle America Christians and others who are religious suffer from a neurological disorder, are crazy and lack enlightenment.
With all that pent-up hate for God, Country and Christians you would think that Maher and his fellow liberals wouldn't sleep so well at night. That is, you would think that conservatives, such as myself, sleep much better.
You would be correct. Conservatives sleep more soundly, sleep somewhat longer, and with better sleep quality. Liberals have more dreams of homosexuality (I'm not making this up).
Additionally, as humorous as Maher believes he is, conservatives enjoy humor more.
It's time for bed now, and I'm looking forward to some restful sleep. Before I go, did you hear the one about
Good night, Bill Maher. Sleep well. Ha, Ha!
Lefties love to wallow in self-pitying nilhilism...
July 19, 2009 - 01:00 ET by wnaegele...projecting the misery of their lives onto the rest of us. Can't they all just move to France and shut up? Makes me want to puke...
government money misspent
July 19, 2009 - 01:03 ET by wingnut55Since the moon landings our government has been involved in a war on poverty, and loosing. The government doesn't have the money for any other great goals. We can lay this at the feet of LBJ, the senate and house and all the liberal presidents since including the current one. How can we set a goal of going to Mars or anywhere else when we pour trillions of dollars into Freddie Mac and Fannie May and the like? We need to broom these people out of office in 2010 and start cutting back on all this spending. Then we can seek a great goal like going to Mars.
Maher is such a piece of trash
July 19, 2009 - 01:17 ET by caiobabeWhy would anyone take his word on anything?
The Playboy mansion has never seen a more frequent visitor in its history let alone that besides hit hatred for American values he has a disdain for anyone who has a belief in God.
Sick of Maher
July 19, 2009 - 06:46 ET by bobwhiteMaher and all the other members of his species just can't comprehend, that they are the problem. I can only imagine what America would be like without these miserable parasites. I am confident we would have reached even greater heights of glory, had their species never evolved. They are vermin, nothing but vermin.
Bill Maher is one of those
July 19, 2009 - 10:03 ET by marvlBill Maher is one of those many special persons in America who can describe in detail what the inside of their rectum looks like.
suffering from differentiation disease
July 19, 2009 - 11:38 ET by wizardjrSomebody a while ago pointed out that liberals, Follywooders, and other self important "elites" are all America hating anti-capitalists for a very good (to them) reason. Since the financial growth of Americans over the last 50 years has led to a very high standard of living it is getting tougher and tougher for self viewed "top dogs" to differentiate themselves from the prols.
Take a look at the mini-mansions being built all over the place for instance to see a bit of the encroaching top-dog-edness of "ordinary" people. Ordinary people are driving Mercedes and other premium cars all over the place. Etc., etc., etc.
So... in an attempt to rope themselves off from the prols, these self important butt biscuits have moved hard left. Year after year it is still a middle right America. This is how these ass clowns stay 'different' and 'important' and 'not like them'. It's pitiful really.
So.... Kiss my all-American ass Maher.
Maher: "I can't think of
July 19, 2009 - 14:42 ET by Chris NormanMaher: "I can't think of any ambitious goal we've reached since then..."
Nothing? Why, we just elected the first African American president, is all! A messiah, no less. And that first African American president, that Maher wanted so badly, has almost accomplished his goal of enacting a poisonous socialist agenda in record time, that is well on it's way of draining this country of any kind of a future, while the media, who that first African American president has made his personal political staff, have set around and marveled at his feat. Can't think of anything, indeed.
The "Mainstream" Media: By liberals. For liberals.