Rolling Stone Picks 'Duck Dynasty' As 'Worst TV Show of All Time'

September 30th, 2016 7:42 PM

That aging-boomer hippie magazine Rolling Stone still enjoys mocking the bad taste of Flyover Country. This week, they made a list of the "12 Worst TV Shows of All Time" and topped hit list of "cream of the crud" with Duck Dynasty. Rob Sheffield asked: "Too much quality TV got you down? All that art and introspection making you pine for the long-gone age of junk?"

The headline singled out "bottom-feeding reality shows." That apparently includes both the Bible-toting Robertsons and Ozzy Osbourne's clan in MTV's Osbournes Reloaded. Duck Dynasty was rated worse than the 1970s sitcom spinoffs on ABC like The Ropers and Joanie Loves Chachi. The Robertsons are "phonies," and Jesus probably prefers "Real Housewives."

Congratulations, Robertson family – you are officially the worst anything ever! A dipshit sitcom passed off as a reality show, with a bunch of bearded phonies stumbling over their scripted banter – like The Beverly Hillbillies with less believable facial hair. The Robertsons talked about Jesus a lot, but Jesus probably prefers Real Housewives like the rest of us.

Being accused of being bearded phonies by Rolling Stone? The magazine that publishes fabricated stories of college sexual assault? The magazine that puts a dreamy-faced Islamic terrorist on the cover?

That is literally incredible.