Special Captionfest: Dance, Katie, Dance

Special Captionfest: Dance, Katie, Dance

By NB Staff (Bio | Archive)
Mon, 11/23/2009 - 15:48 ET

A special Captionfest, inspired by Gawker, which today published photos it says are of Katie Couric from a September 5, 2006 party celebrating Couric's first spin behind the anchor desk for the CBS "Evening News."

Click here and here for the Gawker stories.(h/t Jim Trotter)

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Her Perkiness proves she

Mon, 11/23/2009 - 15:53 ET by bigtimer

Her Perkiness proves she isn't so perky anymore.

'Doubling down on stupid is not a particularly good idea'~Breitbart

2 hours of makeup, careful

Mon, 11/23/2009 - 15:58 ET by notonmywatch

2 hours of makeup, careful lighting & soft focus are ABSOLUTE NECESSITIES for some people.

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Eeeeeewwwww...Make the Scary Old Lady Go Away, Mommy

Mon, 11/23/2009 - 17:26 ET by farstar99

"There's nothing sadder than an aging hipster."

News reader?

Mon, 11/23/2009 - 18:19 ET by ptson

Pretending to be a journalist! How did the morning "fluffer" end up doing NEWS?

From the man who brought

Mon, 11/23/2009 - 15:55 ET by MassConservative

From the man who brought you "Girls Gone Wild" it's "Grannies Gone Wild" !!!!

2012 campaign slogan - "Carter got his 2nd term, NOW can we move on?"

The woman on the deep right

Mon, 11/23/2009 - 16:00 ET by notonmywatch

The woman on the deep right must be a closet conservative. She's the only one in the picture who doesn't look like death.

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Holy cow,

Mon, 11/23/2009 - 20:56 ET by general company

How did they keep these from us for 4 years? With kids present? What a nitwit.

I wonder how many blackmailers she has paid?

My Gov. thinks I am dangerous, so be careful

"Television is a freak show" Bernie Goldberg

I clicked on newsbusters.org and...

Mon, 11/23/2009 - 15:57 ET by CarlosS

I saw Katie Couric and everything went black!!!

I think my eyes were trying to protect my heart!!!

With much thanks to Al Bundy!

Thanks Katie and Gin you

Mon, 11/23/2009 - 16:05 ET by MassConservative

Thanks Katie and Gin you just replaced the image of my parents having sex in my nightmares :(

...btw it gets much worse if you click on the links.

2012 campaign slogan - "Carter got his 2nd term, NOW can we move on?"

You're right

Mon, 11/23/2009 - 16:31 ET by jdlybrand

The links are telling. Numbers three and four on the first link looks like she's getting ready for the colonoscopy.

"What a revoltin' development this is!"

Chester Riley

Now Now - she was just hiking her long dress up to show off

Mon, 11/23/2009 - 20:34 ET by Cape Conservative

those magnificent thighs ;-) GROSS!

This comment comes from a proud Tea Party attendee, otherwise designated by Homeland Security as a Domestic Right Wing Terrorist! And now by our president as a 'swiftboater' - both titles I'll wear proudly!

It is no dishonor to be in a minority in the cause of liberty and virtue ~ Sam Adams

202.224.3121 LET CONGRESS HEAR THE ROAR OF THE SILENT MAJORITY!

202.456.1111 WHITE HOUSE COMMENT LINE

She is the only one in the room

Mon, 11/23/2009 - 21:07 ET by general company

Hamming it up like that. Some of the folks are looking at her like, well there goes Katie again, wonder who has her keys?

My Gov. thinks I am dangerous, so be careful

"Television is a freak show" Bernie Goldberg

That dress.....

Tue, 11/24/2009 - 01:19 ET by pantryman

makes her look like 10 pounds of s--t in a 5 pound bag.

Nothing like having most of the civilized world look up your who-ha is there?

Remember in November 2010

"I'm ready for my closeup,

Mon, 11/23/2009 - 16:01 ET by celator

"I'm ready for my closeup, Mr. DeMille."

No citizen's right to life, liberty, pursuit of happiness, or property is safe as long as Obama is President of the United States.

Katie Kaboom heads back to

Mon, 11/23/2009 - 16:06 ET by mattm

Katie Kaboom heads back to the bar...

Katie

Mon, 11/23/2009 - 16:07 ET by Forbus

We have a winner of the MSM's Ten-Foot Pole award.

Katie Monster

Mon, 11/23/2009 - 16:08 ET by rfpzzzzz

Where did the cute, perky Katie of my youth go? She now looks like the host of an angry exterrestrial spirit.

Back to you Dan!

Mon, 11/23/2009 - 16:11 ET by Crash

Oddly ... I like her better behind the desk.

She should've taken up dancing ... at least she's somewhat ... okay she sucks at that too!

The O Plan!

Mon, 11/23/2009 - 16:11 ET by jon_torlin

I followed Michelle O's plan and now my arms look just like hers! Call 1-888-MY-O-ARMS in the next 10 minutes and we'll show you how to dress just like her too!

-Jon

Wait a minute........

Mon, 11/23/2009 - 16:11 ET by NC Cop

That's a chick?!?!?!

"Every time I go out for a

Mon, 11/23/2009 - 16:14 ET by BKeyser

"Every time I go out for a night of dancing, I forget to leave my humongous watch at home and I end up getting this pain on my right hip."

-or-

Just completing her beginner's course at the Elaine Benes School of Dancing- Katie Couric heads out for a night on the town!

Do the funky chicken

Mon, 11/23/2009 - 16:21 ET by Tomh

People say report the news straight - I'm a scared chicken - SO I DO THE FUNKY CHICKEN

Speaking of her news

Mon, 11/23/2009 - 16:24 ET by bigtimer

Speaking of her news reports...I like doing 'The Jerk' better.

'Doubling down on stupid is not a particularly good idea'~Breitbart

The camera adds 10 Lbs?

Mon, 11/23/2009 - 16:33 ET by urbuggenme

I had always heard the camera adds 10 Lbs...but that is ridiculous!

The camera doesn’t lie... the president does...

So how many...

Mon, 11/23/2009 - 22:30 ET by matthewdean

cameras were on her?

Matthew Perry as Chandler Bing on a "Friends" episode. (not verbatim)

"There is no distinctly American criminal class - except Congress."

Mark Twain (1835-1910)

"Hey Sailor,

Mon, 11/23/2009 - 16:50 ET by doug1950

You going to be in town long?" "Buy me drink, I love you, no sheet!"

doug---

Mon, 11/23/2009 - 22:33 ET by matthewdean

I do believe I met that small business person.

"There is no distinctly American criminal class - except Congress.'

Mark Twain (1835-1910)

Me too....

Mon, 11/23/2009 - 22:39 ET by doug1950

several times.

d1950

Mon, 11/23/2009 - 22:37 ET by Jer

*****

Jer

"Hulk angry

Mon, 11/23/2009 - 16:50 ET by Quasi-socialist

when you say Hulk cannot dance!"

Oh man, I lol'd.

Tue, 11/24/2009 - 07:07 ET by Mike Sargent

Oh man, I lol'd.

A still from her demo for

Mon, 11/23/2009 - 16:51 ET by MLC39

A still from her audition tape for Dancing With The Stars

Perky's Dance Instructor

Mon, 11/23/2009 - 16:58 ET by acumen

Perky's Dance Instructor

I guess the old addage is

Mon, 11/23/2009 - 16:57 ET by Captain Repus

I guess the old addage is correct, 'success breeds fat women'. Happened to Hillary too. Strange that it didn't have the same effect on Sarah Palin.

I guess this is the metamorphasis of the perky one to the porky one.

Makes a strong case for male homosexuality.

Hey look guys!

Mon, 11/23/2009 - 16:52 ET by Paragrouper

I can hold myself upright--sort of.

"Beware the fury of the patient man." - John Dryden

I don't know, but I been told

Mon, 11/23/2009 - 16:52 ET by acumen

A big leg woman ain't got no soul.

acumen...and she wears that

Mon, 11/23/2009 - 16:53 ET by bigtimer

acumen...and she wears that well.

'Doubling down on stupid is not a particularly good idea'~Breitbart

A little ol' fashioned

Mon, 11/23/2009 - 17:00 ET by acumen

but that's alright.

I'm too sexy for my shirt,

Mon, 11/23/2009 - 16:59 ET by Hermano

I'm too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my shirt...

Only two forms of government? Find out why... http://www.flixxy.com/political-system.htm

No,no,no

Mon, 11/23/2009 - 21:12 ET by general company

Have some mercy for crying out loud

My Gov. thinks I am dangerous, so be careful

"Television is a freak show" Bernie Goldberg

Obama Momma

Mon, 11/23/2009 - 17:02 ET by Dim Bulb

Having experienced a tingle running up her leg as she watched the President dance with Thalia, Katie Couric decided that she too wanted to become an Obama momma.

Star Wars Bar Scene

Mon, 11/23/2009 - 17:13 ET by Norto

comes to mind. Java the Hut may be lurking! She does look like Princess Leah?!

And that is how you scare

Mon, 11/23/2009 - 17:13 ET by Crash

And that is how you scare off stalkers!

i hate to sound high

Mon, 11/23/2009 - 17:31 ET by right of way

i hate to sound high schoolish, but she looks like a nerdy geek trying to be cool!

Was that Elaine Bennett...?

Mon, 11/23/2009 - 17:52 ET by supercon

For a second there I thought I was watching a Seinfeld re-run.

" if Republicans are able to stop Barack Obama on health care, 'it will be his Waterloo, it will break him...." -Sen. Jim DeMint

LOL

Mon, 11/23/2009 - 18:09 ET by CarlosS

subject says it all!

Or George Costanza in

Tue, 11/24/2009 - 01:09 ET by Jerry

Or George Costanza in drag.

When asked if he went to war with Iraq to derail the impeachment vote: “I don’t think any serious person would believe that any President would do such a thing." - President Clinton (Dec 1998).

You can dress them up....

Mon, 11/23/2009 - 17:56 ET by jdripper

but you can't take them out.

Jack

"If at age 20 you are a conservative then you have no heart. If at age 30 you are a liberal then you have no brains." Sir Winston Churchill

Scenes from Katie Couric's

Mon, 11/23/2009 - 18:02 ET by fitzfong

Scenes from Katie Couric's job interview.

"I spent a lot of money on booze, birds and fast cars. The rest I just squandered." -George Best

Pictured: Katie Couric

Mon, 11/23/2009 - 18:07 ET by fitzfong

Pictured: Katie Couric (front, center) and her entire CBS News audience.

"I spent a lot of money on booze, birds and fast cars. The rest I just squandered." -George Best

The casting slouch. "I

Mon, 11/23/2009 - 18:09 ET by fitzfong

The casting slouch.

"I spent a lot of money on booze, birds and fast cars. The rest I just squandered." -George Best

Notice how everyone else in

Mon, 11/23/2009 - 18:25 ET by Kat Outta the Bag

Notice how everyone else in the picture is just standing around looking bored while Perky Miss Perk Perk is vamping for the camera. Love herself much?

AFHV

Mon, 11/23/2009 - 18:27 ET by slickwillie2001

This looks like one of hundreds of 'America's Funniest Home Videos' of weddings where someone always ends up on their butt or in the cake.

or their pants fall down as

Mon, 11/23/2009 - 19:06 ET by deerjerkydave

or their pants fall down as they dance...

or the table they are dancing on collapses...

or the baseball bat whacks dad in the crotch...

or all of the above...

Katie does Elaine

Mon, 11/23/2009 - 18:30 ET by brain trust

I thought she was doing her rendition of Elaine's dance on Seinfeld.

Before we have a government that can supply us with everything we will have a government that can provide us with nothing.

Little known facts about

Mon, 11/23/2009 - 19:15 ET by deerjerkydave

Little known facts about Katie Couric: She swears like a sailor, smells like grandma, drinks like an Irishman, and dances like an ape.

http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://staging.radaronline.com/exclusives//katie_101307_FRESH.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2007/04/this-just-in-couric-rules-the-gutter.php&usg=__V5YPVG339V8vnguc7UjbaEgMed4=&h=354&w=225&sz=72&hl=en&start=32&um=1&itbs=1&tbnid=1GsKT6bi8FWJkM:&tbnh=121&tbnw=77&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dkatie%2Bcouric%2Bdrink%26ndsp%3D18%26hl%3Den%26rls%3Dcom.microsoft:en-us%26sa%3DN%26start%3D18%26um%3D1

And dances like an ape

Mon, 11/23/2009 - 21:19 ET by general company

The wife and I are rolling, thats funny

My Gov. thinks I am dangerous, so be careful

"Television is a freak show" Bernie Goldberg

Katie Couric

Mon, 11/23/2009 - 19:39 ET by NotFondOfLibs

Dancing with katie couric has got to be like dancing with a Hefty bag full of marshmallows. So how are those rating going, katie?

That's Katie

Mon, 11/23/2009 - 19:42 ET by DoktorFranken

That's Katie serving up a huge dollop of cottage cheese.

Sarah Palin: The Most Dangerous Conservative In America

You know, I could have gone the rest of my life without seeing

Mon, 11/23/2009 - 19:43 ET by R D Helm

...this hideous pic, and died a happy man.

LOL-Now I'm scarred for life. :-(

-Dave

Our elected representatives have failed us.

If you think that one was

Mon, 11/23/2009 - 20:17 ET by fitzfong

If you think that one was bad, you're lucky you didn't hit the link. There are several more shots out of show horse Katie...one looks like she's dropping a deuce in the middle of the "dance floor", another one has her "presenting herself" to another woman. Vomit inducing.

"I spent a lot of money on booze, birds and fast cars. The rest I just squandered." -George Best

What an elite bunch of

Mon, 11/23/2009 - 19:47 ET by obxray

What an elite bunch of pig's.These folk's have to throw a party for going to work?

CAPTION: At a party for

Mon, 11/23/2009 - 19:51 ET by BuxomAnnieMcGreggor

CAPTION: At a party for Katie Couric, celebrating her first evening behind the anchor desk at CBS Evening News, Ms Couric displayed her ability to "get her grove thing on". Seen here, clutching her colostomy bag and holding her left thigh after a recent hip replacement, Couric was determined not to go home "empty handed".

We retort, you decide!

VERY FUNNY! LOL!

Mon, 11/23/2009 - 19:59 ET by pahuber

loved your post :)

LMAO BAM... I miss your

Mon, 11/23/2009 - 20:05 ET by bigtimer

LMAO BAM...

I miss your wry wit around here ya know..you always did keep me in stitches.

'Doubling down on stupid is not a particularly good idea'~Breitbart

OMG she looks creepy!

Mon, 11/23/2009 - 19:58 ET by pahuber

Just like her news style...

pahuber

Mon, 11/23/2009 - 19:59 ET by MrShy

That's what I was thinking!

Hey Shy! even better one above my post!

Mon, 11/23/2009 - 20:00 ET by pahuber

Has anyone ever wondered

Mon, 11/23/2009 - 20:24 ET by Trix Rabbit

Has anyone ever wondered what trailer-court trash does for entertainment? I never had - until I saw this picture.

For the MSM: In your pomp and all your glory, you're a poorer man than me. As you lick the boots of death born out of fear.

Ian Anderson "Wind up"

Let's just all thank God it wasn't Helen Thomas...

Mon, 11/23/2009 - 20:38 ET by R D Helm

...and leave it at that.

-Dave

Our elected representatives have failed us.

Anybody remember that episode of Cheers when Cliff was wired?

Mon, 11/23/2009 - 20:42 ET by R D Helm

And the old guy across the bar (don't remember his name right off) got a hold of the controller at the end of the show?

Dance, mailman, dance! will forever be etched into my mind, and has now been reinforced for all time.

-Dave

Our elected representatives have failed us.

Well, well, well....

Mon, 11/23/2009 - 21:13 ET by ShanghaiRay

now I see why she hates Sarah Palin so much. She couldn't even begin to lick Sarah's shoes on Sarah's bad hair day. Perhaps this all needs closer scrutiny, we are thinking it might be only politics with all these women, however, it just might be the green-eyed monster raising its ugly head...JEALOUSY...goes a long, long way with women. Call me a Palin fan but Sarah is one hot chick and I don't care how old she is or how many kids she has, she's just a goodlooking athletic lady.

"Race doesn't matter..liberals are only one color - YELLOW"

"Somewhere, deep in the jungles of Kenya, a village is missing its idiot."

Katie Cougar

Mon, 11/23/2009 - 21:35 ET by Rukus

Katie Cougar suddenly realizes the camera guy is only about 30 years old or so. Game on!! : o

Gary

Old media species: Moonbat-a-saurus-rex. Getting more endangered by the day.

Seems like we had the same

Mon, 11/23/2009 - 21:48 ET by Clear thinker

Seems like we had the same thoughts!

Screw the People

http://iamnotaracist.wordpress.com/

Are you sure that's not

Mon, 11/23/2009 - 21:47 ET by Clear thinker

Are you sure that's not some sort of Cougar Convention?

Screw the People

http://iamnotaracist.wordpress.com/

I wonder...

Mon, 11/23/2009 - 21:49 ET by Copperhead Ridge

...if Katie is sharing steroids with Sammy Sosa. She needs to lay off the free weights and the Twinkies.

Yuck!

"Harry suddenly

Mon, 11/23/2009 - 22:01 ET by Beukeboom

"Harry suddenly realized the evil Lord Voldemort had undertaken a new fiendish disguise."

Hokey Pokey

Mon, 11/23/2009 - 22:21 ET by doug1950

"You put your left foot in, you take your left foot out, dadadada (she can't remember the words without the teleprompter)..... then you shake it all about"

Why?

Cause that's what it's all about.

She looks creepy.

Tue, 11/24/2009 - 00:25 ET by rbosque

She looks creepy.

Long lost member of the Village People

Tue, 11/24/2009 - 01:04 ET by Jerry

Long lost member of the Village People found... K.T. Curr-Ick, the Village Idiot.

"Macho, Macho Ma'am.. I just wanna be, a Macho Ma'am...."

When asked if he went to war with Iraq to derail the impeachment vote: “I don’t think any serious person would believe that an President would do such a thing." - President Clinton (Dec 1998).

Keith Olberloon discloses

Tue, 11/24/2009 - 01:13 ET by Jerry

Keith Olberloon discloses the inspiration for his "big bag of mashed meat with lipstick" quote.

When asked if he went to war with Iraq to derail the impeachment vote: “I don’t think any serious person would believe that any President would do such a thing." - President Clinton (Dec 1998).

Tryouts for the Jenny Craig

Tue, 11/24/2009 - 01:19 ET by Jerry

Tryouts for the Jenny Craig "before" pictures take a sudden turn for the worse...

When asked if he went to war with Iraq to derail the impeachment vote: “I don’t think any serious person would believe that any President would do such a thing." - President Clinton (Dec 1998).