Taking a sampling from the Media Research Center’s bi-weekly publication of Notable Quotables, a compilation of the liberal media’s latest and most outrageous sound bites, NewsBusters bloggers have created a new comedy web show for readers to enjoy.
Take a look and let us know what you think.
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"Take a look and let us know
October 12, 2009 - 09:36 ET by notonmywatch"Take a look and let us know what you think."
10/10 for effort. Comedy is hard. It's all in the delivery. Many of the best quotes from the serious newsbusters journalists were when they were delivered as serious journalists. Not all wanted to be followed by laughter. Some should have been followed by an "mmm". Some serious/some funny. Some of them are better as serious. That's a lot of material too. 3.5 minutes & I was ready for a break.
I'd never seen Ed Shmultz before. Is that seriously on TV?
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I was hoping for a Nobel
October 12, 2009 - 09:47 ET by Ken ShepherdI was hoping for a Nobel Prize for Comedy.
Well then Ken, you should
October 12, 2009 - 09:53 ET by QueenMumWell then Ken, you should be awarded the Nobel Prize for Hoping. Worked for Obama.
Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys.
- P.J. O'Rourke
Nah, you don't want that;
October 12, 2009 - 09:57 ET by notonmywatchNah, you don't want that; it's a poisoned chalice. It would have tied your hands to always being a comedian..
Besides, The Joker already has the Peace Prize, effectively making it a dual-use prize - http://i37.tinypic.c...
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I was hoping for a Nobel
October 12, 2009 - 10:48 ET by motherbeltI was hoping for a Nobel Prize for Comedy.
Well, we'll give you one, because you definitely deserve it.
But you still must earn it. -from Donna Brazile
i agree
October 12, 2009 - 13:45 ET by w2448hccomedy is the hardest...
Yes, I
October 12, 2009 - 15:12 ET by BDYes, I concur.
Personnally if it was me running the show I would have just emphasized the silly comments made by the liberal loons and demphasized the MRC staff comments - perhaps cutting it down to the one that rates the best and only if they really spear the subject matter.
After all, the comments made by the loons are what is really humorous anyway....
But that is just me.
"emphasized the silly
October 12, 2009 - 15:16 ET by notonmywatch"emphasized the silly comments made by the liberal loons"
I kind of thought that's what it was going to be. The Rush people do awesome audio montages that really illustrate when they are all following the same template. But they don't have them every week, just when it's really relevent.
Perhaps that's the way forward - this is just one part of a bigger, more general show
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Ah, But . . . .
October 12, 2009 - 21:27 ET by DoktorFranken. . . . the Comedy that is MSNBC comes easily. It's in their nature. (Ooops! Spelling error. I meant to type manure.)
Good stuff. A great way to
October 12, 2009 - 09:51 ET by QueenMumGood stuff. A great way to start off the week. I'm sure that any shortfalls will be overcome as the "players" get more comfortable with their "roles".
Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys.
- P.J. O'Rourke
Thanks for the kind words.
October 12, 2009 - 13:52 ET by Ken ShepherdThanks for the kind words. We're looking forward to honing our craft.
→ Ken
October 12, 2009 - 13:55 ET by Cool ArrowIs there some way you could field "off-line" comments to the proposed video-bites?
That way, we could contribute to the writing of the show without presenting the ideas in open forum.
Just a thought.
Good job all!
October 12, 2009 - 09:55 ET by BKeyserLooks like you had a lot of fun putting this together- looking forward to more!
We'll grant that Nobel for
October 12, 2009 - 09:57 ET by HockeyKidWe'll grant that Nobel for comedy. You certainly deserve it, and we're sure you'll earn it in the future. Here you go...
"Beauty is only skin deep, but liberal's to the bone." - me
The production quality is
October 12, 2009 - 09:59 ET by dronetekThe production quality is very nice, but the jokes need some work. The
fake laughter made me feel uncomfortable too. Its harsh criticism, but
I'd like to see this project do well.
Dronetek: From The Source
http://www.liveleak....
It's not a laugh track, we
October 12, 2009 - 10:09 ET by Ken ShepherdIt's not a laugh track, we filmed it before a live studio audience. Mostly cancer patients that Ed Schultz thinks we want to see dead.
"Ed Schultz thinks we want
October 12, 2009 - 10:25 ET by notonmywatch"Ed Schultz thinks we want to see dead"
Of course you realize fully that he thinks nothing of the sort & it's just a routine designed to polarize people, I'm sure.
It's so funny - that's how people who've never listened to Rush, think Rush is, isn't it
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I dunno. I've seen more of
October 12, 2009 - 10:29 ET by Ken ShepherdI dunno. I've seen more of "The Ed Show" than I care to, and it's not the tongue-in-cheek satire that Limbaugh does. I think he actually starts to believe the stuff he spews.
Of course it's nothing like
October 12, 2009 - 10:39 ET by notonmywatchOf course it's nothing like Rush, but leftards who've never heard Rush think it's like that, I think.
Yeah, they're more effective if they start to believe their crud.
BTW, I want to see more of Jodi Miller, how can you compare to that!? http://i34.tinypic.c...
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I'd really like to see you
October 12, 2009 - 10:54 ET by motherbeltI'd really like to see you get some clips of Ed showing us how he really feels.....LOL
And I would really like to see him doing that really cool "X'd OUT!!" thing he does.
Good stuff, but I think it's a little lengthy.
Enjoyed it a lot! Gave me a
October 12, 2009 - 10:00 ET by HermanoEnjoyed it a lot! Gave me a thrill up my leg!
Only two forms of government? Find out why... http://www.flixxy.co...
Speaking of Quotes...
October 12, 2009 - 10:07 ET by mattmHere's something a friend sent me:
Life Imitates 'The Simpsons'
• Sideshow Bob: "Convicted of a crime I didn't even commit. Hah! Attempted murder? Now honestly, what is that? Do they give a Nobel prize for attempted chemistry?"--dialogue from "Sideshow Bob Roberts," aired Oct. 9, 1994
• "Rather than recognizing concrete achievement, the 2009 [Nobel Peace] prize appeared intended to support initiatives that have yet to bear fruit."--Associated Press, Oct. 9, 2009
Kudos!
October 12, 2009 - 10:06 ET by JPR1A brave and noble effort. I couldn't deliver those lines unless I'd had a beverage or two first.
Keep at it guys, it will shine with time.
Good stuff. Nice effort.
October 12, 2009 - 10:07 ET by IckGood stuff. Nice effort. I laughed at several spots, and sneered at the bizzarre nature of the pro-lib media. Mission accomplished.
9/10 for me...
October 12, 2009 - 10:09 ET by Border FoxReally enjoyed the comic takes on the quotes... A few quick suggestions...
1) In the textual description of the latest video, put the full quotes that are being examined/ridiculed and who said them.
2) cut the "out takes" part entirely... The humorous take on the selected quotes is good, the outtakes are overkill (at least for me)..
3) Place these on Youtube too..
That's about it... overall I scored your efforts 9/10... Thanks for all the effort and humor it's appreciated and enjoyed!
"If you're a Liberal, anything you say is protected. If you're a Conservative, anything you say is hateful." - Laura Schlessinger
Nice job,
October 12, 2009 - 10:19 ET by general companyGreat idea, look forward to seeing more, thanks
My Gov. thinks I am dangerous, so be careful
"Television is a freak show" Bernie Goldberg
The only thing I would change
October 12, 2009 - 10:24 ET by legacyrepublicanThe only thing I would ask you to change is the music. It is kind of grating.
But, I loved the comments and got some good laughs.
And, it might be nice to include an email comment of the week too. There are some really good commentators on the newsbusters site.
More awards for Obama. Plus, Jannene Garafolo
October 12, 2009 - 10:26 ET by herbivoreFake news blog, primarily right of center....
http://nationaltrib....
Obama Named American League and World Series MVP
Oily Buildup on Janeane Garofalo's Face Called Threat to the Environment
CBS Defies Saturday Morning Conventions with Gritty, Groundbreaking "Beaver Cleaver"
http://nationaltrib....
Ex-Olympian Jenner Unveils "Middle-aged Lesbian" Persona at Local Fundraiser
http://nationaltrib....
Erectile Dysfunction Ads Credited with Decline in Teen Pregnancy
Addition of Pews, Kneelers Welcomed by White House Press Corps
Echo Chamber Settles on "Magnificent Arms" as First Lady's Defining Trait
Biden's Stay Aboard International Space Station Extended
Network Anchor Climaxes During "100 Days of Obama" Celebration
Looking forward to more
October 12, 2009 - 10:30 ET by TjexciteNice to see a voice behind all the great reports here. Look forward to more
The behind the scene stuff was a little much if that was to be in every show. A little long for some.
Great all around
Notable comedy
October 12, 2009 - 14:54 ET by QueenMumI agree. Cut the outtakes.
Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys.
- P.J. O'Rourke
I didn't care for it much,
October 12, 2009 - 11:05 ET by cajunkingkongI didn't care for it much, in all honesty. It seemed to me to be a "sink to their level" comeback.
I believe those who tend to remain above the fray have more credibility with those outside of the set circle.
This is a good
October 12, 2009 - 12:44 ET by Free StinkerThis is a good concept.
But I'm sorry, I couldn't finish watching the whole thing.
Too long? What's an ideal
October 12, 2009 - 12:54 ET by Ken ShepherdToo long?
What's an ideal length? Three to four minutes?
Ken, It wasn't the
October 12, 2009 - 13:00 ET by Free StinkerKen,
It wasn't the time. The "funny" started strong, and went downhill. Part content, part delivery.
It's hard to come up with that many one liners for 7 minutes worth of show. I know even the great Bob Hope had a dozen(?) writers to help him come up with his material.
-FS
I think yours is a good
October 12, 2009 - 21:01 ET by RescuedByRushI think yours is a good summation, FS. I wanted to love this and forward it to everyone on my list. But it just didn't hit the mark. I have no skills in this area, (media/entertainment), to offer legitimate suggestions, but I'll still second your comment.
This is a rich target, but this effort missed the mark. I guess the best way I can sum up my disappointment is to say, (again), that I would've liked to have sent this to my wife or other left leaning friends that I have in order to help open their eyes.
I don't think that it would work, though, as it presupposes a level of knowledge/engagement that the target audience probably does not have. In saying this, I'm presuming that the target audience is libs that are in denial.
As FS said, the concept is good, keep working at it, it's a worthwhile endeavor.
Not bad
October 12, 2009 - 12:45 ET by jon_torlinI liked it, was a nice few minutes of entertainment, truth being stranger than fiction and all that.
Just one audio suggestion, try not to use background music that's got a snap-sounding beat, that one segment in the first minute's background music that had it was a bit distracting, but that's just me. People with hearing problems might have a hard time focusing on the speech. Just a suggestion!
-Jon
Tough Love
October 12, 2009 - 12:50 ET by jacktheripperDon't quit your day jobs : )
"The American Republic will endure, until politicians realize they can
bribe the people with their own money." – Alexis de Tocqueville
Your Comedy Really Stinks
October 12, 2009 - 13:10 ET by racer148Please guys stick with reporting bias in the media and don't quit your day jobs. I didn't laugh or even chuckle at one joke. You guys thought you were YMZ. Nothing worst than watching people who think their funny and fake laughter in the background.
Good Concept
October 12, 2009 - 13:34 ET by socal4patrickStick with foolish clips, lose the canned laughter. We can figure out how stooopid the quotes are all by ourselves.
"If you want to save the world you must be willing to make others sacrifice" ....Dogbert the green consultant
Work on the script guys & gals
October 12, 2009 - 13:41 ET by mjfitchWork on the script guys, it was funny, but we want hysterical OK?
B-
"Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy, its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery." -Winston Churchill
Constructive Criticism
October 12, 2009 - 14:23 ET by 76UnitedFirst off, ditch the laugh tracks.
Second, it seems scripted. Get some more ad-lib, off the top of the head responses.
This is kinda like VH-1's "I Love The 80's". Howsabout "I Love the Liberals"?
"more ad-lib, off the top of
October 12, 2009 - 14:25 ET by notonmywatch"more ad-lib, off the top of the head responses"
the best ad-lib is scripted. ad-lib ad-lib seems scripted.
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There's no laugh track. It's
October 12, 2009 - 14:50 ET by Ken ShepherdThere's no laugh track. It's the reaction laughter from other staffer watching the taping in the MRC studio.
Please guys, don't get mad
October 12, 2009 - 14:28 ET by Clear thinkerPlease guys, don't get mad at me for what I'm about to say... you need better writers and the delivery needs some work. Thought provoking? Yes. Funny? No. But have no fear, I know how to fix the problem... All of you get together about an hour early and tap a keg of beer. You should be loose as a Goose by the time the cameras get rolling. One more hint, wear funny t-shirts instead of button down business type shirts.
Will USA Choose Freedom?
http://iamnotaracist.wordpress.com/
The funny T-shirts might
October 12, 2009 - 14:55 ET by Ken ShepherdThe funny T-shirts might work, but getting sloshed prior to taping not so much.
Thanks for watching. We're amateur comedians so I'm sure we'll get better as we get more of these shows under our belt.
Ken
October 12, 2009 - 15:06 ET by BlondeI was kind of thinking about the wardrobe thing, too.
Maybe mix it up (from week to week?). Someone go ultra button-down conservative....to the real dressed down look. Also, think about your hair cuts, guys.
I know you just put this together, but the Olympics is old news...keep it really up to date.
Also, focus on the BIG media talking heads.
And please, don't forget to include Brent Bozell, laughing (clips from F&F would do)! He has one of the best laughs in the business, (I'm thinking of his mockery of J. Garofolo last week)....the leftists hate being laughed at.
Also, I liked the suggestion to perhaps take some of the more pointed comments here, and read them (with the comment printed in the background). We have so many media bias stories, and so many spot on comments in the threads, not to mention certain *ahem* jokers.
Just my $.02.
A good first effort...I'm sure you'll get into the groove. All the best.
I hope he fails, too.
The turn-around time is an
October 12, 2009 - 15:24 ET by Ken ShepherdThe turn-around time is an issue. It's a biweekly program for now but who knows, in the future as we get more accustomed to this, it may be a weekly feature. That's an editorial decision that is out of my hands, but we'll see how things roll.
The new comedy clip(s) need some work.
October 12, 2009 - 14:41 ET by acaiguanaMaybe you could get Dennis Miller to do his legendary thing?
ACA
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Quoted from: 'Acaiguana notes from the Underground' (Soon to be at theaters near you)
I'm still affected by that
October 12, 2009 - 14:57 ET by notonmywatchI'm still affected by that Shultz bit. That is a psychosis occuring on the screen.
I'd rather not see Mr Shultz ever again.
My momma always said there were no monsters, but I now know there are. There are some carefully-designed monsters.
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first of many?
October 12, 2009 - 15:08 ET by jon_torlinThis is the first episode, right? Makes it a pilot, which means you show it to some people, look at their responses, make a few tweaks as you see fit and try again and hope like hell that the audience likes it. If not, try again!
You guys got a lot of responses that were pretty constructive, heck, if you'd shown this on Kos or Huff, the typical response would have been "you suck!" or worse. Shows what kind of people you have here, wouldn't you agree?
That's something anyway.
-Jon
Oh Yeah
October 12, 2009 - 15:12 ET by BlondeI forgot.
Need Noel. Because I know he can be seriously sarcastic.
I know that would present some cross-country issues, but I think it's worth doing.
I hope he fails, too.
Painful.
October 12, 2009 - 15:44 ET by someloudthunderThat was painful to watch. All those "clip-based-shows" like the Soup are just as painful to watch.
There's nothing funny about people reacting to a clip and telling stale jokes. Those Web-Soup shows shouldn't be on television. Along with Sports Soup Talk Soup and all the other ones.
Andy Rooney, is that
October 12, 2009 - 17:08 ET by Ken ShepherdAndy Rooney, is that you?
It's not everyone cup of soup, true, but the format suits the purpose of the NQ Show.
The concept is great. The
October 12, 2009 - 16:41 ET by midnight cowboyThe concept is great. The execution,.... well.
Here's 2 cents worth. Have some guest commentators that are conservative critics who've perhaps had some face time and are more comfortable in front of the camera. Could even be old school conservatives that have been out of the limelight that could use a little dusting off.
Sounds kinda like TMZ
October 12, 2009 - 18:12 ET by RedRepubIt's kinda distracting when the commentators are looking off camera. Who are they talking too? The laughter off-screen reminds me of TMZ's late night TVshow. (All of the staff just sits around the actual office and give funny comments.)
The jokes are kinda funny. If they are too long, they seem to bomb. The delivery needs to be better. (A few times it sounded like they are reading from cue cards, almost like Ben Stein (who is dead to me, btw).)
The big guy with the hair sounds like he is doing an impression, not using his actual voice. There is only room in this world for one Paul Vogt (from MAD TV). Be yourself.
Newsbusted is light years ahead in humor. This show has potential though.
Can you say root cannel ?
October 12, 2009 - 18:19 ET by Fred GregoryI LUV News Busters but that was too long and not ready for prime time. Hire a professional reader and joke writer.
Semi-professional reader
October 12, 2009 - 21:25 ET by MCLIJazzI volunteer to read it.
Notable Quotables
October 12, 2009 - 21:06 ET by SentrironI just told all of my facebook friends about you.
Please don't let them see Notable Quotables.
Very lame. Sorry
Doktor Ebert
October 13, 2009 - 00:51 ET by DoktorFrankenI laughed, I cried, It was a very good first attempt. Don't ever stop using the out-takes at the end. That's some very funny stuff right there. You'll get your rhythm soon enough. Performing is a lot different from writing.
All in all it was very funny.
If Saul Alinsky owned a news channel it would be MSNBC. ---- Me
JMHO, you understand.
Try a more "behind the music" style
October 13, 2009 - 03:51 ET by Dr BI thought Newbusted was lame at first, but now it's one of my favorite video series. This also could really go somehwhere.
I would angle this more as a documentary with quick funny commentary from knowledgable celebrities. Maybe you could eventually get one-liners from media personalities. Cut the laughter and narrow the comments. Background music and more imagery would be nice. The outtakes at the end are excellent.
The title Notable Quotes isn't very catchy.
News you can believe in......
October 13, 2009 - 09:42 ET by GloriaJeanGREAT JOB! Looking forward to more......
Is this a conservative fantasy or what?
October 13, 2009 - 14:15 ET by lareehttp://hotair.com/ar...
Murdoch could charge for pay perview. Mr Murdoch what happened at MSNBC, the day after you bought NBCU?? Film At 11:00 LOL!