By NB Staff (Bio | Archive) Fri, 09/25/2009 - 16:00 ET
Addressing the UN on September 23, Libyan leader Muammar Gaddafi called Pres. Obama "our son" and expressed the hope he "can stay forever as the President of the United States." Photo Guardian [UK].
Gaddafi: And in my hands I hold your country's new revised plan for healthcare reform due to appeasing the evil racist opposition of this wonderous and great president.
Unknown: Excuse me, Mr. Gaddafi, but you're actually holding a doodle one of the president's daughters' did for her homework assignment.
Obama: No, that actually is the new reform bill...
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Gaddafi: To the car with the license plate number D13 J3W, your lights are on, Mr. Ahmadinejad. Oh, and you left your nuclear weapon plans in the men's room. But don't worry, I have it right here. You can come and pick it up once we serve the tequila.
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Gaddafi: Now before I begin, I would like to thank Mr. Obama for handing me what's left of your United States constitution.
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Gaddafi: But before I step down from the podium, I'd like to share with you what the president will be saying later on. I copied it down from his teleprompter.
He’s obviously holding up his homework from his speech and debate class. You can clearly see the red ink where his teacher has crossed out the references to ‘filthy jews’, ‘black death’ and ‘useful idiot’ and put in ‘zionists’, ‘swine flu’ and ‘our son’. The large F with 'must try harder' is also visible on the bottom right.
"My brother Barack is right! This teleprompter works so much better than these paper notes. I hereby BAN PAPER NOTES from my existence! PFaugh!! Ptooey!! Long live Obama!!"
"Beauty is only skin deep, but liberal's to the bone." - me
"I tell you, that Mickey Mouse, like the ancient rulers of Rome, cannot and will not, being the same as Madagascar, and its never ending efforts to call for the elimination of fruitcake, and the likely danger of nitrogen in tires caused by the reckless Aristotle and known for their countless efforts to chase penguins in all other areas. Any questions?"
No citizen's right to life, liberty, pursuit of happiness, or property is safe as long as Obama is President of the United States.
Hey, you guys left out the part where Gaddafi(Qaddafi, Khaddafi, Kaddafy, Jaddaffa, WaffleHouse or whatever it is) said the people voted for an African Kenyan to the POTUS, that needs to be pointed out. That needs to be under the picture, seriously.
I'm sorry. But this is NOT a laughing matter. This man is clearly a TERRORIST! He supports bombing of planes. Obama supports Khadafi. That is a FACT Obama pressured the British to release that plane bomber. That is a FACT. And shortly after the release of the bomber, there is nearly a terrorist attack on this country...At the same time Obama invites Khadafi into this country. That's no coincidence, folks. It was a coordinated effort between Obama and Khadafi to cripple this country and Obama could impose a DICTATORSHIP. And it was foiled by the FBI. The media cannot prove that Obama was born in this country. They can't prove that he's not a Muslim. Because the liberal right-wing media knows he's a Muslim and they fully support his efforts to turn this country into a COMMUNIST state.
So I say again. This is not a laughing matter. We need to arm ourselves and prepare for the war. Because Obama and Khadafi will try again. And it will be up to us to stop them.
It's the captionfest, not the seriousfest. How many pics of Obama or Hillary can we tolerate? This pic at least offers myriad captions -- that's what it's about, even when the subject is serious. Let's arm ourselves. We WILL stop them.
Girl you thought he was a man
But he was a muffin
He hung around till you found
That he didnt know nuthin
Girl you thought he was a man
But he only was a-puffin
No cries is heard in the night
As a result of him stuffin
I was sent from pranet Xiron to conquer the Earf / I had a twiffic pran - I thought it would work / I tried to get the Earfrings all to kill each other, y'see / But it all went wrong and now I must decree / You are worthress Arec Barrwin...
Man, there sure are a lot of crazy mother-****er's that come out of Africa and the middle east. Are you sure you want to hang on to their prophecies? Not that Al Gore, Joseph Smith or L.Ron Hubbard are any better.
"These are the plans for the first hydroelectric dam in Libya! What? What do you mean we have no river? The Israeilis must have stolen it, damnit! Pull my finger! Is my mascara running? Death to America, thanks to Barak!"
Gaddafi: You imperialist pigs sent planes to bomb me in 1986. You still owe me for six camels, four tents, 6 pallets of couscous, forty cases of Billy Beer, and a deluxe Cindy Crawford blow-up doll, the one with the realistic, life-like features. I demand reparations!
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I got Obama's birth
Fri, 09/25/2009 - 16:49 ET by Another Dead KennedyI got Obama's birth certificate right here!!!
Apparently he's Libyan?
xoxo - Ted
Obama! Obama! Wherefore art
Fri, 09/25/2009 - 17:10 ET by notonmywatchObama! Obama!
Wherefore art thou Obama!
Deny thy country and refuse thy oath;
And if thou wilt be but sworn my love
And I'll no longer be a terrorist.
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These directions are not working!
Fri, 09/25/2009 - 16:54 ET by BlondeCamel blanket into chic outfit....FAIL.
I hope he fails, too.
U.N. Fashion Show
Fri, 09/25/2009 - 16:55 ET by Sergeant ROCKDoesn't Obama have that same outfit? Boy, that could've been akward had they showed up at the same time..
"I ask, Sir, what is the militia? It is the whole people. To disarm the people is the best and most effectual way to enslave them."
George Mason
Pranksters erect a very bad
Fri, 09/25/2009 - 16:57 ET by mattmPranksters erect a very bad wax figure of Charlie Watts at the podium at the U.N. general assembly.
This is too easy
Fri, 09/25/2009 - 16:57 ET by DontFeedTheTrollsI have a list here of 377 card carrying Communists in the Obama Administration, Allah praise them all!
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Write your Congress and Senate and tell them what YOU think!
Keep the ILLEGALS out, join NumbersUSA to send free faxes to your reps.
Ha! Ha! Ha!
Fri, 09/25/2009 - 16:59 ET by Sergeant ROCKThat's probably accurate.
"I ask, Sir, what is the militia? It is the whole people. To disarm the people is the best and most effectual way to enslave them."
George Mason
I always thought Muammar
Fri, 09/25/2009 - 16:59 ET by samhermanmdI always thought Muammar looked like Richard Gere's uglier older brother.
And the winner of the "Suck
Fri, 09/25/2009 - 16:59 ET by MightyMouthAnd the winner of the "Suck up to the Despot" award is: Barrack Obama! Give him a hand folks!!
"The bureaucracy is growing to meet the needs of the growing bureaucracy"
Men's room? Third door on
Fri, 09/25/2009 - 17:09 ET by FeynmanFanMen's room? Third door on the left.
"Reason and persuasion are the only practical instruments against error. To make way for these, free inquiry must be indulged" - Thomas Jefferson
I have given up using my
Fri, 09/25/2009 - 17:15 ET by eaglewingz08I have given up using my plush toilet paper and instead use the NY Times instead.
TOTUS fever
Fri, 09/25/2009 - 17:14 ET by CarlosSMuammar : "Hey, this teleprompter is cool! Can I try it?"
"And I Muammar Gaddafi promise even more hope and change!"
" I Muammar Gaddafi promise universal health care and I will only tax people who make more than $250,000.00"
"I Muammar Gaddafi promise a tax cut for 95% of the people"
oops that was Obamas speech!
Fri, 09/25/2009 - 17:20 ET by MightyMouthand another young teleprompter techies head will roll! I would rather have the job of a non-descript SWAT member going out on a raid with Jack Bauer!
"The bureaucracy is growing to meet the needs of the growing bureaucracy"
See?!?!
Fri, 09/25/2009 - 17:17 ET by Corny_McPooSee?!?!? It says RIGHT HERE on the invitation: All You Can Eat Falafels and Punch!
Where, Infidel?!? Where?!?!
Signed, Corny McPoo
Cookies with . . .
Sat, 09/26/2009 - 02:11 ET by DoktorFranken. . . Baba ghanoush.
Fun with Gaddafi
Fri, 09/25/2009 - 17:20 ET by Sestren_NKGaddafi: And in my hands I hold your country's new revised plan for healthcare reform due to appeasing the evil racist opposition of this wonderous and great president.
Unknown: Excuse me, Mr. Gaddafi, but you're actually holding a doodle one of the president's daughters' did for her homework assignment.
Obama: No, that actually is the new reform bill...
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Gaddafi: To the car with the license plate number D13 J3W, your lights are on, Mr. Ahmadinejad. Oh, and you left your nuclear weapon plans in the men's room. But don't worry, I have it right here. You can come and pick it up once we serve the tequila.
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Gaddafi: Now before I begin, I would like to thank Mr. Obama for handing me what's left of your United States constitution.
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Gaddafi: But before I step down from the podium, I'd like to share with you what the president will be saying later on. I copied it down from his teleprompter.
"These letters of apology..
Fri, 09/25/2009 - 17:21 ET by Sergeant ROCK.. from Obama represent 'change' that I can belive in! Now, let's all sing together..."
"I ask, Sir, what is the militia? It is the whole people. To disarm the people is the best and most effectual way to enslave them."
George Mason
He’s obviously holding up
Fri, 09/25/2009 - 17:21 ET by FlashmanHe’s obviously holding up his homework from his speech and debate class. You can clearly see the red ink where his teacher has crossed out the references to ‘filthy jews’, ‘black death’ and ‘useful idiot’ and put in ‘zionists’, ‘swine flu’ and ‘our son’. The large F with 'must try harder' is also visible on the bottom right.
"Jews have a right to exist..
Fri, 09/25/2009 - 17:26 ET by Sergeant ROCK.. HEY!.. who wrote this crap?? Ha Ha.. very funny.."
"I ask, Sir, what is the militia? It is the whole people. To disarm the people is the best and most effectual way to enslave them."
George Mason
Gaddafi
Fri, 09/25/2009 - 17:31 ET by RukusHalf African, half camel. : )
Gary
If there must be trouble, let it be in my day, that my child may have peace. -- Tom Paine
And, if you look closely enough . . .
Sat, 09/26/2009 - 02:12 ET by DoktorFranken. . . . . a trace of goat.
"Here is my geometry
Fri, 09/25/2009 - 17:33 ET by Uphill"Here is my geometry homework if anyone would like to check it."
or
"Are these the directions to New Jersey?"
"My brother Barack is
Fri, 09/25/2009 - 17:36 ET by HockeyKid"My brother Barack is right! This teleprompter works so much better than these paper notes. I hereby BAN PAPER NOTES from my existence! PFaugh!! Ptooey!! Long live Obama!!"
"Beauty is only skin deep, but liberal's to the bone." - me
Yes, I know I dress like I'm
Fri, 09/25/2009 - 18:07 ET by juliamYes, I know I dress like I'm from the Middle Ages, but I'm here from the 21st century....really....really....
[music] Barack Hussein
Fri, 09/25/2009 - 18:07 ET by BKeyser[music] Barack Hussein Obama... Mmmm-mmm-mmm [music]
More Like one of the Rolling
Fri, 09/25/2009 - 18:45 ET by CrashMore Like one of the Rolling Stones worst songs, "Caught between Barack ... and a hard place."
You Guys . . . .
Sat, 09/26/2009 - 02:14 ET by DoktorFranken. . . . . are baracking my balls.
I have your orders for my
Fri, 09/25/2009 - 18:51 ET by Chris NormanI have your orders for my delicious Hills Brothers coffee. Who wants cream?
The "Mainstream" Media: By liberals. For liberals.
I'll have mine black, thank you.
Fri, 09/25/2009 - 19:14 ET by RukusOh damn! Can I say that? Crap! Now I'm a racist... again! : (
Gary
If there must be trouble, let it be in my day, that my child may have peace. -- Tom Paine
Rukus, Everytime I see
Fri, 09/25/2009 - 19:22 ET by Chris NormanRukus,
Everytime I see someone dressed like this, I think of the old Hills Bros. coffee logo. :)
The "Mainstream" Media: By liberals. For liberals.
Going Once...
Fri, 09/25/2009 - 18:11 ET by CobraManI have here the Republican Contract with America. Gong once, going twice, SOLD to the RINO in the 5 thousand dollar Armani suit!
The Citizens of each State shall be entitled to all Privileges and Immunities of Citizens in the several States.
The US Constitution
Unless you're a fetus.
The US Supreme Court
Boxy Brown:
Fri, 09/25/2009 - 18:50 ET by Crash"Don't you ever leave me with that fool again. I'll slit you up the middle!"
This isn't a ...
Fri, 09/25/2009 - 18:55 ET by PrairieSkycaption idea but, is it me or is Qaddafi one of the butt-ugliest SOB's on the planet? Ugh...
"The problem is not that people are taxed too little...the problem is that government spends too much." ~President Ronald Reagan
Prairie.Proving my
Fri, 09/25/2009 - 19:10 ET by Chris NormanPrairie.
A lot more than he used to be - which helps to prove my theory that ugliness seeps out...
The "Mainstream" Media: By liberals. For liberals.
Chris...Your theory is sound...
Fri, 09/25/2009 - 19:25 ET by PrairieSkyMost things rot from the inside out, and Qaddafi is definitely proof of that.
"The problem is not that people are taxed too little...the problem is that government spends too much." ~President Ronald Reagan
Praire...that there is
Fri, 09/25/2009 - 19:35 ET by celatorPraire and Chris...that there is getting close to a meth face, it seems to me. It's obvious he's been using something, hard to say what it is.
No citizen's right to life, liberty, pursuit of happiness, or property is safe as long as Obama is President of the United States.
celator...You could be right...
Fri, 09/25/2009 - 21:01 ET by PrairieSkyAs certifiable as Qaddafi appears to be, something has scrambled his brains, and it wouldn't surprise me if it is a drug of some kind.
"The problem is not that people are taxed too little...the problem is that government spends too much." ~President Ronald Reagan
"These are my recipes!..
Fri, 09/25/2009 - 18:51 ET by Sergeant ROCK... No soup for you!"
"I ask, Sir, what is the militia? It is the whole people. To disarm the people is the best and most effectual way to enslave them."
George Mason
Dammit, Sarge, you stole my thunder.
Fri, 09/25/2009 - 20:30 ET by R D HelmLOL.
-Dave
I agree with Rush. It's time for Obama to resign.
DIE INFIDEL!
Fri, 09/25/2009 - 20:35 ET by Sergeant ROCKMay the fleas of a thousand camels nest in your arm pits!
"I ask, Sir, what is the militia? It is the whole people. To disarm the people is the best and most effectual way to enslave them."
George Mason
In the words of your
Fri, 09/25/2009 - 19:24 ET by bigtimerWords of advice from a wise man given to your Beloved Son....
'Doubling down on stupid is not a particularly good idea'~Breitbart
Infidels of Bedford, I have
Fri, 09/25/2009 - 19:25 ET by Dan DiegoInfidels of Bedford, I have the permits!!!
Translation of Ghadaffi's
Fri, 09/25/2009 - 19:28 ET by celatorTranslation of Ghadaffi's Speech:
"I tell you, that Mickey Mouse, like the ancient rulers of Rome, cannot and will not, being the same as Madagascar, and its never ending efforts to call for the elimination of fruitcake, and the likely danger of nitrogen in tires caused by the reckless Aristotle and known for their countless efforts to chase penguins in all other areas. Any questions?"
No citizen's right to life, liberty, pursuit of happiness, or property is safe as long as Obama is President of the United States.
No!
Sat, 09/26/2009 - 10:33 ET by pbanks7I can't take this any more!
"You're desthpicable!" --[Ka] Daffy Duck
I have here in my hand two birth certificates!
Fri, 09/25/2009 - 19:29 ET by Sergeant ROCKOne for white Obama and one for black Obama. Take your pick!
"I ask, Sir, what is the militia? It is the whole people. To disarm the people is the best and most effectual way to enslave them."
George Mason
Gaddafi says:
Fri, 09/25/2009 - 19:37 ET by TexasConservative"Validate my parking, infidels!!!!"
forgot one major detail, NB Staff!
Fri, 09/25/2009 - 19:43 ET by jon_torlinHey, you guys left out the part where Gaddafi(Qaddafi, Khaddafi, Kaddafy, Jaddaffa, WaffleHouse or whatever it is) said the people voted for an African Kenyan to the POTUS, that needs to be pointed out. That needs to be under the picture, seriously.
-Jon
Note from shrink
Fri, 09/25/2009 - 19:46 ET by P.J. GladnickI am holding in my exalted hand a note from my shrink. It says: "Just plain NUTS!!!"
Where is this Waldo, where?
Fri, 09/25/2009 - 20:08 ET by Dan DiegoWhere is this Waldo, where? Tell me now Mr. Bolton, I have searched these documents for years and cannot find him!!!
Kuh-Daffy Duck
Fri, 09/25/2009 - 20:25 ET by pbanks7Look! Here is the proof! Obama gave me a bad brake job! LOOK. AT. MY. FACE!
Well my toilet expoded yesterday afternoon, the plumber he says, never flush a tampoon. -- Frank Zappa, "Flakes"
I'm sorry. But this is NOT
Fri, 09/25/2009 - 20:27 ET by dumbanguishI'm sorry. But this is NOT a laughing matter. This man is clearly a TERRORIST! He supports bombing of planes. Obama supports Khadafi. That is a FACT Obama pressured the British to release that plane bomber. That is a FACT. And shortly after the release of the bomber, there is nearly a terrorist attack on this country...At the same time Obama invites Khadafi into this country. That's no coincidence, folks. It was a coordinated effort between Obama and Khadafi to cripple this country and Obama could impose a DICTATORSHIP. And it was foiled by the FBI. The media cannot prove that Obama was born in this country. They can't prove that he's not a Muslim. Because the liberal right-wing media knows he's a Muslim and they fully support his efforts to turn this country into a COMMUNIST state.
So I say again. This is not a laughing matter. We need to arm ourselves and prepare for the war. Because Obama and Khadafi will try again. And it will be up to us to stop them.
SO miserable, you have to laugh.
Fri, 09/25/2009 - 21:06 ET by pbanks7It's the captionfest, not the seriousfest. How many pics of Obama or Hillary can we tolerate? This pic at least offers myriad captions -- that's what it's about, even when the subject is serious. Let's arm ourselves. We WILL stop them.
Girl you thought he was a man
But he was a muffin
He hung around till you found
That he didnt know nuthin
Girl you thought he was a man
But he only was a-puffin
No cries is heard in the night
As a result of him stuffin
-- Muffin Man, Frank Zappa
"I have here, two...
Fri, 09/25/2009 - 20:42 ET by Sergeant ROCK... two tickets to paradise! Pack your bags, we leave tonight!"
"I ask, Sir, what is the militia? It is the whole people. To disarm the people is the best and most effectual way to enslave them."
George Mason
TP for my bunghole
Fri, 09/25/2009 - 20:42 ET by dark_ds"TP for my bunghole" Bevis all grown up
_______ Him and the Unicorn he rode in on
What?
Fri, 09/25/2009 - 20:48 ET by pbanks7And this is PROOF POSITIVE that DUH JOOOZZ want to take over Libya.
Umm.....They just want to be left alone in Israel? Really?
NAAAHH! Never mind!
"There will be peace when the 'Palesinians' love their children more than they hate the Jews." -- Golda Meir.
Going! Going!
Fri, 09/25/2009 - 20:58 ET by pbanks7One-point-one million Dinars for Obama's kiss on your a$$! Going ONCE! TWICE! SOLD! To the dick-tater from Eye-ran!
Gays?!? We do not have that phenomenon. -- Adolph(Eichmann)D'in a jihad
I was sent from pranet
Fri, 09/25/2009 - 21:34 ET by Dan DiegoI was sent from pranet Xiron to conquer the Earf / I had a twiffic pran - I thought it would work / I tried to get the Earfrings all to kill each other, y'see / But it all went wrong and now I must decree / You are worthress Arec Barrwin...
Who loaded Kim's speech in the O-prompter?
Derka, derka, derka, mohammed, jihad. Derka, ...
Team America: World Police
"...And when I'm one here,
Fri, 09/25/2009 - 21:48 ET by GregE"...And when I'm one here, I'm going to finish writing my son's healthcare bill!!"
You hear I say you?
Fri, 09/25/2009 - 21:57 ET by 1Big RoosterSee...I tore the pages out of the quran just to show ya...
Ishaq:489
"Do the bastards think that we are not their equal in fighting? We are men who think that there is no shame in killing."
Now what? Who wants some now? Thats what I thought!
الأميركيون الكفار... وسوف نقتلهم الليلة أثناء نومهم.
Waving his script for
Fri, 09/25/2009 - 22:12 ET by Free StinkerWaving his script for Spiderman IV, Quadaffi thanks the Academy for his Honorary Oscar.
Here's my Acorn application
Fri, 09/25/2009 - 22:22 ET by Mitch NJWhen can I open a Brothel for Humanity?
Word!
Fri, 09/25/2009 - 23:25 ET by CrashMan, there sure are a lot of crazy mother-****er's that come out of Africa and the middle east. Are you sure you want to hang on to their prophecies? Not that Al Gore, Joseph Smith or L.Ron Hubbard are any better.
Finally...
Fri, 09/25/2009 - 23:24 ET by Michigeezer...after all these years, Barack has agreed to pay this bill for my tent that Reagan destroyed!
The best thing about dating a homeless person is that at the end of the date, you can drop them off anywhere.
Seriously though,
Sat, 09/26/2009 - 00:01 ET by MichigeezerI'm sure few on this site would be surprised if it were discovered that Bammy apologized for the the U.S. actions during the Reagan administration.
The best thing about dating a homeless person is that at the end of the date, you can drop them off anywhere.
Kuddaffy's most lucid moment during his speech:
Sat, 09/26/2009 - 00:29 ET by KJ_sez"These are the plans for the first hydroelectric dam in Libya! What? What do you mean we have no river? The Israeilis must have stolen it, damnit! Pull my finger! Is my mascara running? Death to America, thanks to Barak!"
I live in a tent, down by
Sat, 09/26/2009 - 02:43 ET by SpankyI live in a tent, down by the river!!
Does ANYONE understand
Sat, 09/26/2009 - 04:08 ET by JackKrakDoes ANYONE understand what's in this healthcare bill??? ANYONE???
From what I am seeing and hearing... NO!
Sat, 09/26/2009 - 04:42 ET by MightyMouth"The bureaucracy is growing to meet the needs of the growing bureaucracy"
SEE
Sat, 09/26/2009 - 06:07 ET by mike8668I have got my Jerry Springer tickets!!!!! Gonna get my beads....Gonna get my beads
Seriously, that looks like a
Sat, 09/26/2009 - 07:44 ET by G. MaySeriously, that looks like a child's project that gets posted on a refrigerator.
I can't read this crap, it's
Sat, 09/26/2009 - 08:27 ET by kangarooI can't read this crap, it's in english
It's pronounced "eye-gore".
Sat, 09/26/2009 - 09:29 ET by Winger55It's pronounced "eye-gore".
I have
Sat, 09/26/2009 - 10:39 ET by jessieHI have proof that Americans are crazy. Here is the healthcare bill after the pork has been removed. See, just two pages!
Acorn
Sat, 09/26/2009 - 10:41 ET by jessieHAcorn has my whole family registered as democrats.
"Ok, who
Sat, 09/26/2009 - 11:47 ET by realpatriotwants transcript of my speech? Just five american dollars, get them while they are hot!"
Obama's Dad
Sun, 09/27/2009 - 05:44 ET by chuckkGlad he said he's Obama's father.. at least we don't have to watch Maury Povitch to find out now..
birthers
Sun, 09/27/2009 - 05:51 ET by AgnosticThat should shut up the birthers now that we know the true linage.
A person may be won over with logic and reason but the masses must be bought with spectacle and platitudes. - 2008 Elections
Dagnabbit!!!
Sun, 09/27/2009 - 08:32 ET by RukusGary
If there must be trouble, let it be in my day, that my child may have peace. -- Tom Paine
Gaddafi: You imperialist pigs sent planes to bomb me in 1986.
Sun, 09/27/2009 - 08:55 ET by R D HelmGaddafi: You imperialist pigs sent planes to bomb me in 1986. You still owe me for six camels, four tents, 6 pallets of couscous, forty cases of Billy Beer, and a deluxe Cindy Crawford blow-up doll, the one with the realistic, life-like features. I demand reparations!
-Dave
I agree with Rush. It's time for Obama to resign.