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Nancy Pelosi glares in Joe Wilson's direction.  September 9, 2009.


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Nancy Pelosi glares in Joe Wilson's direction.

and Joe immediately turns to stone

bre, good one... looking for the yt clip...

Found it @ 2:14 and at 2:24

State controlled health care is Tort Reform.

ya threw off ma groove man

Emperor Kusco, Esma and Kronk demand the peasant immediately be thrown out the nearest window. 

___________________________________________
We must not let our rulers load us with perpetual debt.  ~Thomas Jefferson

Snake Eye

Pelosi's first impression was to let the comment go after Wilson's apology to Obama was accepted. 

JDW

DAILY WAVE

Hoping for change

Obama

I lied so what.I am the Messiah!

Joe is my hero

I donated to his campaign fund.  I live in Alaska but I feel a need to support those that call lies lies...and liars liars.

http://www.facebook....

Evil triumphs when good men go silent...I will not be silent.

islam is a lie and Truth is killing it.

I bet GW didn't even bat an eyelid

I bet GW didn't even bat an eyelid when they interrupted him.

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It's not what Obama's

It's not what Obama's thinking, but God bless Joe Wilson.
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Shootin' the...

Shootin' the 'ole STINK EYE!

"Do you presume to criticize

"Do you presume to criticize the Great Oz?  You ungrateful creature!"

The witch...

The witch turns to Joe: "I'll get you my pretty!!!!"

Ewwwww!

Awake the sleeping giant...and that giant is WE THE PEOPLE!

Agent!

GMTA!!  I just took the next logical step in my post below.

 

"Reason and persuasion are the only practical instruments against error.  To make way for these, free inquiry must be indulged" - Thomas Jefferson

Someone should throw a bucket of water on her

Someone should throw a bucket of water on her so we can watch her melt.

Good ole Nancy's got some experience with modified truth herself.

 

"Reason and persuasion are the only practical instruments against error.  To make way for these, free inquiry must be indulged" - Thomas Jefferson

No thanks!

I'm allergic to green smoke.

 

http://gjresult.com

 

See the woman behind me,

See the woman behind me, don't tell her, but I really do think that she is the wicked witch of the West. And not just because she's from California.

Doesn't the 0

Look a little like a Charlie Brown character in this picture? 

"If the man, with the power, can't keep it under control...some heads are gonna roll." -Judas Priest

Terror on the left

The liberals are just terrified that the calling out of the Bamster's lies might be done more often, and knowing how paper-thin his skin is, they fear his reaction. That's why they are desperate to crush Wilson as soon as possible.

I expect that within a year or so he will be in full Reverend-Wright mode.

Whether Joe Wilson realizes

Whether Joe Wilson realizes it or not, his comment was the crack in liberal facade.  The look of all three at the same time: Pelosi, Biden and Obama is the look of a guilty person caught in their lie.  Liberals must stand with the lie until it becomes untenable otherwise they will have to abandon their position.   A liberal assertion is nothing more than a falsehood waiting to be exposed.  Joe Wilson exposed the falsehood.

Nancy Pelosi and Harry Reid, starving the poor one gallon of ethanol at a time. Fill your tank with E85 and cull a village.

Just think, if Binden and I

Just think, if Binden and I were assassinated this woman would be president. Oh so watch out ya’all.

Just a question.....

 

Traditionally, the Line Of Succession were never to be in the same location at the same time to ensure that the line was not broken by natural forces or assassinations.

 Secret Service doesn't much care about these three and hoping for hillarity?

 

http://gjresult.com

 

Interesting question

As President of the Senate, wouldn't the VP always be at a Presidential address of a joint session of Congress?

I just don't see how this "tradition" could be accomodated at the annual State of the Union address.

 

"Four legs good... two legs better!" - George Orwell

~~Indiana Joe

What you were seeing was the botox replica of Nan. The real Nan was letting the air out of GOP staff car tires in the parking lot.

"TOTUS receives a strong rebuke for a misspelling."

"TOTUS receives a strong rebuke for a misspelling."

Now, now...quit telling the

Now, now...quit telling the truth. None of that!

Now Joe

Now Joe, Um, Ah, Um, Ah, how do you think I'm lying?

You ungratefull little fool! I dare you to challenge the "Great O"!

I'll send you to the Gulags!

Joe

Say it ain't so Joe, say it ain't so!

Obama looks left with relief

knowing that a perfect distraction has just been provided so the MSM will ignore the lies in his speech.

 

Nancy's thought at this moment

"I wanna scowl real hard at Joe Wilson, but I'm afraid my Botox-tightened face might blow up--and that would make Cindy Sheehan the next Speaker."

After President Obama

After President Obama sternly vows that the Health Care plan won't cover illegal aliens, everyone turns to check the teleprompter in a moment of  sheer disbelief.

MSNBC - The Place For Lunatics

How FU#@$% DARE YOU!!!!! You

How FU#@$% DARE YOU!!!!! You insolent peon!!! Shut up!

Obama: Now, let me be

Obama: Now, let me be clear-I am in charge of ACORN, and I....oops.

-Dave

I agree with Rush. It's time for Obama to resign.

...If looks could

...If looks could kill!

'Go Green...Recycle Congress'

Liar, liar....

Ol' jokin' Joe takes a peek behind PrezBo-O and....

....sure enough, his pants ARE on fire!

 

"Ye canne change the laws of physics....." but some politicians believe that with the right legislation you can pretend they don't really apply to your own pet projects... 

Yer dead to me Joe. Ya here

Yer dead to me Joe. Ya here me? DEAD!

I wouldn't recommend sex, drugs or insanity for everyone, but they've always worked for me. - Hunter S. Thompson

Marching Orders....

From the Commander-in-Chief:

To:  All loyal sycopha---er, um -- troops

To the Left, March!

(Wanna pull my finger?....Just a little Chicago organizer humor there.... um.... so much for ad libs [or any other kind!] ...f'geddaboudit.)

Did you know?  I won!  Yup, lil' old humble me!  I'm still amazed at myself, more and more everyday.....

*Narcassistic Twit-in-Chief!*

 

"Ye canne change the laws of physics....." but some politicians believe that with the right legislation you can pretend they don't really apply to your own pet projects... 

Obama: The reason I don't

Obama: The reason I don't get along with the Pope is that, when I went to see him, he spilled holy water on me, and it burned.

-Dave

I agree with Rush. It's time for Obama to resign.

"Look Joe. I'm the

"Look Joe. I'm the President, so I'm the only who is allowed to lie or call people liars."

 

Black SUV's are coming...

"All your personal info, life, family, and friends are now under investigation, right along with this guy.  Joe B., get right on this, Joe, JOE, for pete's sake it wasn't me that said it, geesh."

v

...An error was made in 2008

Plugs & Pelosi

"Oh no he dint! Tell me he didn't just say the Emperor has no clothes".

Ima Warning you Joe....

Interrupt me again Joe and you gotta spend twenty minutes in a closet with the shrew behind me. 

"Beware the fury of the patient man." - John Dryden

Curly, Mary and Moe...

Sigh!

Stooges to the left of me, stooges to the right...

What should have resulted in, "Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk" has now deteriorated into

Yuck

Yuck

Yuck

 

"Ye canne change the laws of physics....." but some politicians believe that with the right legislation you can pretend they don't really apply to your own pet projects... 

"Pelosi stares in disbelief

"Pelosi stares in disbelief and stops blinking for nearly a full second." 

 

"The bureaucracy is growing to meet the needs of the growing bureaucracy"

Biden: Just another

Biden as he shakes his head: Just another "Joe"

"DumbAssity of Dope"

NB, first the Marx Brothers

NB, first the Marx Brothers photo and now the (Carl) Marx Others photo....all in one day!

v

...an error was made in 2008

(groan)...that was blatant

(groan)...that was blatant hard-corn pun-ography.  Nicely done.

 

http://www.pelicanmarsh68.blogspot.com

glares from 2 tightly tight

glares from 2 tightly tight botox faces and one confused president because someone dared to question "the one".

 

Thank you Joe Wilson!JAJT

He's Such A Polite Man

Fresh off a year of flipping the bird to Hillary Clinton and John McCain, Chairman Zero decides to take the high road and salute Rep. Wilson with the index finger.

"...and salute Rep. Wilson with the index finger."

...actually he is showing Joe his long index finger, knowing of course Joe's is a short index finger...

v

...an error was made in 2008

all 3 with bubble captions above their heads thinking...

WTF ??????????????????

pelosi "Great, just great,

pelosi "Great, just great, now they will have to scroll back the telepromter so he doesn't lose his place..."

v

...an error was made in 2008

...and that means I'll be

...and that means I'll be here longer than I wanted and my face is starting to melt.  Darn this illegal Botox!

 

http://www.pelicanmarsh68.blogspot.com

Pelosi: Looks like that Joe

Pelosi: Looks like that Joe Wilson didn't drink the KoolAid I ordered everyone to take before the speech.

No citizen's right to life, liberty, pursuit of happiness, or property is safe as long as Obama is President of the United States.

Even when she's spitting

Even when she's spitting mad, Nancy Pelosi is barely able to muster an expression.

One Word

  Botox

Hi Kat... You have me

Hi Kat...

You have me laughing here...but with her it was all in her eyes...like I said, 'if looks could kill'...I said the same thing the minute it happened on the open thread about this as well.

'Go Green...Recycle Congress'

The eyes (ayes) have it! I'd bet my last dollar she has to

sleep with them wide open!!!  And I'll bet she paid a pretty penny to the plastic surgeon for all that work!  I guess she was warned if she made any facial expression whatsoever all the work would be for naught ;-)  She sat STONEFACED for the entire speech!!!!

This comment comes from a proud Tea Party attendee, otherwise designated by Homeland Security as a Domestic Right Wing Terrorist!     It is no dishonor to be in a minority in the cause of liberty and virtue ~ Sam Adams

202.224.3121   LET THEM HEAR THE ROAR OF THE SILENT MAJORITY!   

CC... ...oh but she did

CC...

...oh but she did do the Pop-Up-Pelosi routine.

'Go Green...Recycle Congress'

Now THAT would be a money maker!

 

Look kids!  You too can have your very own pop up pelosi doll.

(just never poke the cheeks....)

http://gjresult.com

 

Hey, HEY!  Knock that crap

Hey, HEY!  Knock that crap off!

 

http://www.pelicanmarsh68.blogspot.com

Hey, Joe

You are damn lucky that you didn't throw a shoe at me!

Captured Digitally.....

The Day the Earth Stood Still.

________________
Hebrews 11:8
Jeremiah 33:3

Yikes!

 
It's the Stink-Eye Trifecta!  : )

Good thing 'Prompter wasn't in that shot! Quad-fecta?  Ouchy!

Gary

Levi Johnstoned: The One Trick Phoney!

Thought Clouds.....

Biden:  Really?
Pelosi:  A pox upon you.
BHO:  I'm um gonna uh rip er yer throat out.

________________
Hebrews 11:8
Jeremiah 33:3

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Link pulled...

what? Acorn been cut from

what? Acorn been cut from the Census for being dirty? umm i that's not the Acorn i know...

Joe Wilson: you LIE!

JAJT

Who dares to call the Liar-in-Chief a liar? No one is...

allowed to tell the truth during this speech.  Jim Webster

Poseur, Plugs & Pelosi

Now that's a line of succession that could get anyone "All Wee-Weed Up"!

OC... That's a

OC...

That's a Winner!   ;-)

'Go Green...Recycle Congress'

→ Three blind mice

Answering to the same name.

Van Jones is a Quitter - FS

What's the Difference?

Wilson to Obama: "You lie"

Obama to Wilson: "That's not true"

(as Plugs and Pelosi wee wee all over themselves)

No soup for

No soup for you!

 

http://www.pelicanmarsh68.blogspot.com

LOL

That one got me! 

  Soup to Nuts

"Um, you, um,

"Um, you, um, you...you...er...forget it."

One of the 34% who thinks George W. Bush was a great President. One of the 86% who wants to bring back the stock and pillory.

Obama tries to be more like Sarah Palin

While Obama tries to be more like Sarah Palin,

Nancy "Stretch" Pelosi and Joe "Plugs" Biden look to see who dares challenge the one on his statements.

Caption

Um er ah hem ah, you just threw me off from my teleprompter.

Before we have a government that can supply us with everything we will have a government that can provide us with nothing.

Ready... Set....

"Everybody look LEFT!"

"Oh no he di'en't!"

"Welcome to Madame Tussauds house of frozen faces."

Hey, it's good to know that someone other than a lobbyist can get their attention. 

You, Joey boy, will be sitting in the corner for a few weeks

for that little outburst!  And you WILL apologize on the floor of the House or else!!!!!

CC's response:  Representative Wilson should apologize for his 'two words' right after Speaker Pelosi apologizes to EVERY attendee at a tea party or town hall meeting for her hateful remarks and right after Barney Frank and a bazillion other congresspeople apologize to AMERICANS who attended their town hall meetings and were treated RUDELY!  And AFTER ALL the congresspeople who believed they were too good to hold a town hall meeting with their constituents have apologized.

THANKS, Representative Wilson for speaking the truth in a night filled with LIES!  You said just what was being said in every living room that had the tv turned on!!!!

This comment comes from a proud Tea Party attendee, otherwise designated by Homeland Security as a Domestic Right Wing Terrorist!     It is no dishonor to be in a minority in the cause of liberty and virtue ~ Sam Adams

202.224.3121   LET THEM HEAR THE ROAR OF THE SILENT MAJORITY!   

CC... Hear!

CC...

Hear! Hear!

Btw...glad you have the DC switchboard # to any congress-critter at the bottom of your post...start calling Monday folks if you can.

'Go Green...Recycle Congress'

bt - the clincher for me is the White House Comment Line

When you call, you always have to redial - but finally can get through.  HOWEVER, do NOT call other than Monday/Friday from 9 a.m. to 5 p.m.!!!!!!!! 

Once again, the sheer ARROGANCE - tough luck for any American who works Monday/Friday from 9 a.m. to 5 p.m.!  Of course, he is trying very hard to eliminate that pesky problem for millions of Americans!

This comment comes from a proud Tea Party attendee, otherwise designated by Homeland Security as a Domestic Right Wing Terrorist!  And now by our president as a 'swiftboater' - both titles I'll wear proudly!     It is no dishonor to be in a minority in the cause of liberty and virtue ~ Sam Adams

202.224.3121   LET CONGRESS HEAR THE ROAR OF THE SILENT MAJORITY!   

202.456.1111   WHITE HOUSE COMMENT LINE

 

Now I remember what Nancy's

Now I remember what Nancy's glare reminded me of from second one, but couldn't place it in my mind...

Nurse Ratchet.

'Go Green...Recycle Congress'

I hope I see a lot more

Of that look on all of their faces

 

My Gov. thinks I am dangerous, so be careful

"Television is a freak show" Bernie Goldberg

"Oh, that loud noise was

"Oh, that loud noise was someone shouting. Thank gawd, I thought my forehead was cracking..."

ps Notice how Nancy checks the seating chart after the yell. My alternate caption:

"I thought I told Code Pink to show up at 9:30. Damn, they're late. And what are they doing seated on the GOP side?"

Wilson:

Wilson:  "Ha! Made you look!"

Nancy sez:

"He is too wearing clothes!"

 

"Four legs good... two legs better!" - George Orwell

4:20 in the AM

...and those three idiots are still on the main page! Sigh!

Gary

Levi Johnstoned: The One Trick Phoney!

"Joe you gotta believe

"Joe you gotta believe me, all out pants are on fire..."

The way to honor the 3000 people hideously murdered by Islamo-Nazis on 9/11 is to ... PAINT A WALL, so orders President Obama, Whitewasher-in-Chief.

Let's bring on Three Dog

Let's bring on Three Dog Night for our theme song.  

Semper suprene nitens

OBAMACARE: If it ain't good enough for my Congressman then it ain't good enough for me.  

 

Irony

So the Speaker of the House, who with her own words is "a fan of disruptors" is no longer inviting others to participate.

Play that race card...

I'm gonna get me a shotgun and kill all the whities I see

Gonna get me a shotgun and kill all the whities I see

When I kill all the whities I see 

Then whitey he won't bother me

Gonna get me a shotgun and kill all the whities I see...

 

This shrubber hearts SondraK...

caption

          Yak, Yak, Yak, lie. Yak, yak lie, yak. Also yak, yak, big lie, yak, yak. Yak, yak, bald face lie. Thank you....                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                

Way to go JOE!!

I think Joe can take Nancy........He might have a few bite marks but he'll wooooop her butt.

I dunno...I bet Nancy could

I dunno...I bet Nancy could do some pretty good damage kicking with those cloven hooves of hers.

Yuh-HU-uh!

Lying Lies and the Liars that Tell Them. 

Girl you thought he was a man
But he was a muffin
He hung around till you found
That he didnt know nuthin

Girl you thought he was a man
But he only was a-puffin
No cries is heard in the night
As a result of him stuffin
     -- Muffin Man, Frank Zappa 

The sharp crack created by

The sharp crack created by Pelosi's sudden movement of overly Botoxed skin roused Biden out of his contemplation of what "dumb" comment he could make to ensure his plan of "plausible deniability" when this whole scam came crashing down.  The right line could mean the difference between "Impeach them both!" and "Does anyone really think that they would tell Biden anything about this scam given his tendency to just shoot off at the mouth?  There's no way he was in on it with Obama, Pelosi and Reid!".

what i love about this thread...

newsbusters provides such a valuable service.

not only does it help to collect people to sit around and bash out dim-witted comments so such people aren't doing anything useful...

it illustrates how little substance there is to the prevailing ideology. i'd stick around to debate, but there is nothing to debate. just a henhouse of schoolyard grunting...

the comments around here make glen beck look intelligent. and that's not an easy feat. perhaps newsbusters could put up some SPOT THE DIFFERENCE cartoons.

i'm just (t)rollin' by... 

Uh oh...

...looks like somebody got rejected at the bus station last night.

Now you march yourself right back in front of that mirror again and tell yourself what a beautiful person you are.

abeautifulperson, not

abeautifulperson,

not only does it help to collect people to sit around and bash out
dim-witted comments so such people aren't doing anything useful... 

And yet, here you are posting comments.

"i'm just (t)rollin' by...

"i'm just (t)rollin' by... "

Yea, we figured that out. Thanks for the heads up, though.

No citizen's right to life, liberty, pursuit of happiness, or property is safe as long as Obama is President of the United States.

"You are only allowed to

"You are only allowed to tell Republican Presidents they lie.  Off with your head."

When Teleprompters Attack

"How dare you ad-lib ... stick to the script!" 

3 Stooges

confusedly ponder exactly which of them Joe Wilson is addressing.

Re Captionfest

Every week there's a troll or two that stumbles into the Captionfest and doesn't know what it is or why is stays on top. Caption contests have been done on the internet for about fifteen years, so maybe these folks just signed up for internet or have been on another planet. No other explanation I can think of.

slickwillie2001, Yup. I

slickwillie2001,

Yup. I love the irony of someone like abeautifulperson basically telling us what a bunch of morons we are for not engaging in substantive debates while missing the whole point of a Captionfest.

Reservation for 1 at Camp

Reservation for 1 at Camp Hope & Change for re-education.

President Obama enjoys the anthem of the tea party protesters.

 Ritchie Family - Give me a break

I'm travellin' throu-ough this game called life
It's a tough game to play-ay
Sometimes we play too rou-ou-ough
Now that I go-ot the final okay
You're tryin' so har-ard to take it all away

I've got my education, I've got determination
I've got imagination, come on give me a break
I've got my education, I've got determination
I've got imagination, come on give me a break

Well I started out my life, tried to find a better way
To live in this wor-orld from day-ay to day
Now people don't you know-ow-ow, don't you know-ow
Folks always sai-aid, you've got to reap just what you sew

I've got my education, I've got determination
I've got imagination, come on give me a break, give it up
I've got my education, I've got determination
I've got imagination, come on give me a break, give it up

Come on give me a break, give it up
(Won't you give me a brea-eak)
Come on give me a break, give it up
(I deserve a fair sha-a-a-a-ake)
Come on give me a break, (give it up)
Won't you, give me, give me a brea-eak
Come on, give me a brea-ea-eak

I'm a voter*
I deserve a fair sha-a-ake
What you don't give, I will take

Oh I tried to find out, what this was all abou-ou-out
Everyone wanted to go their own way
You say I've got the right, no one can stop me now
I'm tryin' so har-ard and now I've learned how

I've got my education, I've got determination
I've got imagination, come on give me a break
I've got my education, I've got determination
I've got imagination, come on give me a break

Now I've got what I deserve
I have settled with my goa-oa-oal
Ain't nothin' I nee-eed, deep down in my soul 

Sincerely,

a Veteran of a 1000 psychic wars.

* K. I made one change.

Killer B's

Botox and Bull Sh*t.

Boom Boom Pow!

"Them Chickens Jackin' my style.

They try copy my swagger.

I'm on the next shiz now.

I'm so 3008.

You so 2000 and late!"

And Fearless leader says;

And Fearless leader says; The Gulag for you, Comrade Wilson.

Obama" I believe our little

Obama" I believe our little death panel has found our first volunteer. Mr. Wilson please approach the bench."

muh... That's

muh...

That's rich...spooky isn't it?

'Go Green...Recycle Congress'

Yeah, somehow Nancy looks

Yeah, somehow Nancy looks like she would be perfect for a death panel- maybe it's the daggers in her eyes

muh... Oh yeah...she shot

muh...

Oh yeah...she shot those, and then some...it's all in the eyes.

'Go Green...Recycle Congress'

bt - I still say she probably never closes them ;-)

They'd probably crack if she did!

This comment comes from a proud Tea Party attendee, otherwise designated by Homeland Security as a Domestic Right Wing Terrorist!  And now by our president as a 'swiftboater' - both titles I'll wear proudly!     It is no dishonor to be in a minority in the cause of liberty and virtue ~ Sam Adams

202.224.3121   LET CONGRESS HEAR THE ROAR OF THE SILENT MAJORITY!   

TELEPROMPTER: No

TELEPROMPTER:

No healthcare for illegals......

[from audience] YOULIE!!!

[keep finger in air, turn stiffly toward sound of yell, pause for effect, brush off criticism with elbow movement, aaaannnnddd.........continue with lies]

Lies

Like the vice-president says, "It comes down to a 3-letter word...L I E S.

I said you had better, pull my finger, or else...

 

When it comes to government, its not whether the glass is half full or empty, its that the glass is just to big.

PELOSI TO WILSON

If I weren't twice the man you are,

and half the woman I should be, I'd  think you were cute!

Unfortuately I can't concern my self with the above,

seing how I really want to beat out Mancow (Rachel Maddow)

for man of the year! 

"The ghost of Teddy (AKA "Slimer") rips off a lion-sized one."

After being called to the scene, Dr. Peter Venkman states "This city is headed for a disaster of biblical proportions."

Pelosie over-reacts: 

Pelosie over-reacts:  "What the...?  How in he** did he know?

Oh, my face hurts.  I hope it's not cracking.  I knew I should have gotten that permanent frown that was on special."

There is NO "anthropogenic" Global Warming.  NONE.