"I am the greatest! ...greatest! ...greatest! ...greatest! ...greatest! ...greatest! ...greatest!"
--
We need to stop calling them "Progressives" when in reality they are big government "Socialists" who no longer value the individual's rights to Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Happiness.
"This could make one feel pretty small...no...lalalalalalala...I am not small...I won...still...this is pretty awesome...no...lalalalalalala...I am awesome...yet one could wonder who could create such a place...no...lalalalalalala...there is no God to whom I am accountable for my decisions on abortion and...dang these thoughts...gotta get outta here........"
We used to order the pupu platter at Don the Beachcomber. So if wee wee and poo poo go together, wee wee is probably just another native Hawaiian term used almost exclusively by people to show they are almost exclusively Hawaiian by birth.
What??? You didn't know that? Just ask him and he'll tell you!
This comment comes from a proud Tea Party attendee, otherwise designated by Homeland Security as a Domestic Right Wing Terrorist! It is no dishonor to be in a minority in the cause of liberty and virtue ~ Sam Adams
This comment comes from a proud Tea Party attendee, otherwise designated by Homeland Security as a Domestic Right Wing Terrorist! It is no dishonor to be in a minority in the cause of liberty and virtue ~ Sam Adams
"I think if we just throw some money at this thing, we can get it fixed. That's why I've asked the Congress to work on a new "Fill the Canyon" initiative, and I've ordered that it be on my desk for signature by Thanksgiving Day."
We're the only industrialized nation with a hole this big. Clearly the powerful lobbyists in the tourism field have prevented us from filling this gap long enough.
Yeah, Rahm, I think we finally found the hole big enough for all the money we're throwing away. How long til we fill it? The people who estimated cash for klunkers say 2 years? Close enough.
4 Sing to God, sing praise to his name,
extol him who rides on the clouds
his name is the LORD—
and rejoice before him. Psalm 68:4
4 All the earth bows down to you;
they sing praise to you,
they sing praise to your name." Psalm 66:4
24 How many are your works, O LORD!
In wisdom you made them all;
the earth is full of your creatures. Psalm 104:24
God wins over man, again...
v
Man is not free unless government is limited. There's a clear cause and effect here that is a neat and predictable as a law of physics: As government expands, liberty contracts. -Ronald Regan
Looks like this place could use a little "community organizing."
"[N]either the wisest constitution nor the wisest laws will secure the liberty and happiness of a people whose manners are universally corrupt." - Samuel Adams
"...to put a giant Obama symbol. Everyone would have to look at it and think about how great I am. And over there we can carve a giant monument of my face and glistening pecs. It would be ten times bigger and better then Mt. Rushmore! And down there we can put a special basketball court just for me so I can play basketball with all the NBA stars whenever I feel like it. Man, being President is so cool. It's even better then I thought it would be when I used to day dream about it as a street kid in Jakarta".
How many vacations is this clown going to take? How about just one loooooooong one, til about 2090? As for the Grand Canyon...hey bambam......drop in some time ;)
Limited Disclosure: I used to belong to the Sierra Club untill they went crazier. Worse of all, I was bribed by Exxon with free New Orleans Saints glasses with fill ups in the 70's.
This comment comes from a proud Tea Party attendee, otherwise designated by Homeland Security as a Domestic Right Wing Terrorist! It is no dishonor to be in a minority in the cause of liberty and virtue ~ Sam Adams
Thank you--my wife came in the room. I showed her the picture--then I read th entries. She was hysterical with laughter. She thought if someone read it on a comedy show that the audience would collapse with laughter.
So, the fact that he is a clown has its good points.
misterbill, I don't know what you think, but I've been on this site for awhile and this is hands down the funniest postings on a thread I've ever seen here. I watched Bill Maher last night and compared to the guys and gals here, he plain sucks(his writers do anyway)
Keep it up people. Maybe the One is getting to be that ridiculous...
And this weekend's captions are PROOF POSITIVE that conservatives have one! Let's face it, if we didn't laugh, we would all be sitting around crying for the shame of this man's actions!
THANKS everyone - you did good!
This comment comes from a proud Tea Party attendee, otherwise designated by Homeland Security as a Domestic Right Wing Terrorist! It is no dishonor to be in a minority in the cause of liberty and virtue ~ Sam Adams
Limited Disclosure: I used to belong to the Sierra Club untill they went crazier. Worse of all, I was bribed by Exxon with free New Orleans Saints glasses with fill ups in the 70's.
I have gotten so angry lately about what this man and his adminstration is doing that it spoils my usual zest for life. Laughing at things lets off a lot of steam and I feel so much better. As I read through the posts on this thread, I felt as if I was taking off a heavy coat and sitting in an easy chair. There's a lot of talent here.
yeah I do enjoy reading other people's comments. it is good to know that there are other frustrated people out there, and it is good to have a site like this where everyone can just try to have some humor and just make the day easier...
Limited Disclosure: I used to belong to the Sierra Club untill they went crazier. Worse of all, I was bribed by Exxon with free New Orleans Saints glasses with fill ups in the 70's.
Btw, I have a Robert Gibbs song parody up and my "Wee-Weed" parody should be up on the site tomorrow. If you want to see the Robert Gibbs parody, Google "Baghdad Bob" and my user name.
"Okay, okay, it's the most breathtakingly beautiful work of nature I've ever seen........now will you move your butt out of the way so I can see the hole..."
"I bet I can run this country deeper into the ground than this piddly Great Canyon. Uh, sorry. I 'misspoke'. What I meant to say was Grande Canyon, in this here 52nd state of New Mexico."
Now, to be fair, I have apologized to the nation at large about Michigan and Detroit.
I'll grant you that the Lions are an exercise in futility and all, but the Grand Canyon doesn't look like Detroit...
First off, we don't have natural rock formations, mostly broken down old concrete and rebar.
Second, that rockface would be tagged with gangland symbols as well as "questionable" dark red stains.
Thirdly, there would be the ever present empty shell casings from God know's how many gunfights.
Fourth, there wouldn't be that atmosphere of fresh air, only the sad odor of failure, depression and impending doom. Kinda looks like bluish cigarette smoke in a bar that people should have left long ago. On the plus side though, it keeps the Canadians at bay!
Finally, no president in his right mind should tour Detroit without a platoon of U.S. Marines or a squadron of Army Cavalrymen.
2. The Lions always play down to the level of their opponent.
3. The Lions are a tonic to any struggling team.
4. Mediocre players can have career days against the Lions.
5. Count on the Lions to commit costly errors in critical situations.
6 Don’t count the Lions in until it’s over.
7. May the worst team lose.
Of course the viewing pleasure would not be complete without the plexiglass in front of the TV. If you pre-dry out your beer cans, you won't spray the walls and carpet. If you want to try this, get Lexan plexiglass. We broke three standard ones the first year.
On the moon they’re laughing hard, on the moon they’re falling off their seats. From the moon we’re comedy, from the moon we’re really quite a treat. Shall we have another beer and slobber through another year, or Rise up, children. Life goes on and on. Wise up children. Life goes on and on.-- Crack the Sky
People say this is the biggest hole in the world? Wait 'til I'm done and this will look like a pot hole compared to the hole I put the American economy in!
Obama gives his blessing during the Grand Canyon renaming ceremony. It will now officially be known as the YesWe Canyon. This was the first official act of his newly annointed "Parks and Recreation Czar".
When asked if he went to war with Iraq to derail the impeachment vote: “I don’t think any serious person would believe that any President would do such a thing." - President Clinton (Dec 1998).
this is what happens when we let mother nature run its course? We really need to step up our green efforts; this hole is getting bigger by the day.
President Obama is nothing more than a lying empty suit; a Hollywood
style special effects smoke and mirrors show that has shown itself to
be a total fraud.
Wow, plenty of room to throw all my enemies (Nazies, neocons, right wingers) and have room to spare. After all, not like this state matters anyway. Isn't like Chicago or DC..
Memo to Rahm: If our plan to rename the planet doesn't work out, this place looks worthy enough for my name. Get working on the new Obama Canyon please.
and I don't even need to change my outfit like that wimpy Clark Kent!
This comment comes from a proud Tea Party attendee, otherwise designated by Homeland Security as a Domestic Right Wing Terrorist! It is no dishonor to be in a minority in the cause of liberty and virtue ~ Sam Adams
"First, let me say that I apologize for Colorado, whose river has displaced the native people of this land, and has forced them to live in the caves of this big hole."
"Ich bin ein big dumb ass.....Thank you....thank you....."
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If this thing were three or
August 21, 2009 - 15:32 ET by Mark FinkelsteinIf this thing were three or four times bigger, my greatness might be able to fit in here.
Internment center?
August 21, 2009 - 15:38 ET by gilguyHmmm....a fence on each end and I can fit all of those "tighty righties" in here....
Damn...beat me to it.
August 22, 2009 - 05:21 ET by Army BratI was thinking.."A little barbed wire here, a little chain link there...Bam! Internment center."
islam is a lie and Truth is killing it.
VERY IMPRESSIVE!
August 23, 2009 - 00:25 ET by JOGGRRNOTYes, It is very impressive! But forget not, On the seventh day I created the Vacation Czar!
Umm, It's Already Federalized, Mr. President.
August 21, 2009 - 15:38 ET by Seton MotleySeton Motley
Director of Communications
Media Research Center
Sorry Seton
August 22, 2009 - 21:53 ET by DoktorFrankenHussein: ''Whoa! This is just what I need for underneath the bus.''
McCain
August 21, 2009 - 15:39 ET by desertdwellerJohn McCain hiked all the way down THERE? And BACK?
ECHO...ECHO...ECHO! Obama'
August 21, 2009 - 15:41 ET by bigtimerECHO...ECHO...ECHO!
Music to his ears.
Obama's a Community Agitator, a walking, talking destroyer. ~ Rush Limbaugh
"I am the greatest!
August 21, 2009 - 19:56 ET by Wildcatter1980--
We need to stop calling them "Progressives" when in reality they are big government "Socialists" who no longer value the individual's rights to Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Happiness.
Nit
August 21, 2009 - 15:42 ET by misterbillThis hole is a nit compared to the hole I 'm going to put the USA in.
See next...
August 21, 2009 - 17:57 ET by Anneke9See next...
A-hole
August 21, 2009 - 17:56 ET by Anneke9Yes! A hole big enough to hide my deficit!
Camouflage conservative in Baghdad-by-the-Bay
Look another town hall that I can speak at..
August 21, 2009 - 15:44 ET by upcountrywaterPhantom Ranch..
This is a shovel ready project, fill it up with usless eaters.
"Hey, did anybody see
August 21, 2009 - 15:44 ET by JoeBob"Hey, did anybody see where my popularity ratings went?"
Without recognizing the ordinances of Heaven, it is impossible to be a superior man. - Confucious
"Great. Now I have to appoint a Hole Czar, too"
August 21, 2009 - 15:46 ET by SickofLibs"Great. Now I have to appoint a Hole Czar, too"
"This could make one feel
August 21, 2009 - 15:49 ET by vrwc13"This could make one feel pretty small...no...lalalalalalala...I am not small...I won...still...this is pretty awesome...no...lalalalalalala...I am awesome...yet one could wonder who could create such a place...no...lalalalalalala...there is no God to whom I am accountable for my decisions on abortion and...dang these thoughts...gotta get outta here........"
Hey honey, look!
August 21, 2009 - 15:49 ET by legacyrepublicanA great place to go wee wee and poo poo!
Speaking of "wee wee"
August 21, 2009 - 16:49 ET by CarlosSI've never heard a grown man use that term..., never..., "wee weed up"
Carlos... Me
August 21, 2009 - 16:53 ET by bigtimerCarlos...
Me either....I've never heard 'wee weed up' anywhere before.
Obama's a Community Agitator, a walking, talking destroyer. ~ Rush Limbaugh
next under the bus
August 21, 2009 - 17:02 ET by CarlosS"It's a phrase I use,'' White House Press Secretary Robert Gibbs
Gibbs threw himself under the bus for the "wee wee" phrase
Carlos... LOL...how
August 21, 2009 - 17:05 ET by bigtimerCarlos...
LOL...how fitting for that giggling imbecile.
Obama's a Community Agitator, a walking, talking destroyer. ~ Rush Limbaugh
kind'a grows on you though
August 21, 2009 - 17:14 ET by CarlosSlisten to this:
"I was going to trade in my old truck in the cash for clunkers program, but my car dealer said the government's got it all wee weed up!"
CS... Priceless! I'm
August 21, 2009 - 17:17 ET by bigtimerCS...
Priceless!
I'm still laughing....you needed a Spew Alert.
Obama's a Community Agitator, a walking, talking destroyer. ~ Rush Limbaugh
We used to order the pupu
August 22, 2009 - 19:28 ET by CaringwhiteguyWe used to order the pupu platter at Don the Beachcomber. So if wee wee and poo poo go together, wee wee is probably just another native Hawaiian term used almost exclusively by people to show they are almost exclusively Hawaiian by birth.
Irene Flick
August 22, 2009 - 21:01 ET by Irene FlickWee wee'd is not used in Hawaii, but shishi is.
Obama: "I can see Kenya
August 21, 2009 - 15:50 ET by bigtimerObama: "I can see Kenya from here!"
Obama's a Community Agitator, a walking, talking destroyer. ~ Rush Limbaugh
That was a good one.
August 21, 2009 - 19:52 ET by deerjerkydaveThat was a good one.
bigtimer
August 22, 2009 - 09:32 ET by adamsmithbigtimer, that's the funniest thing I've read all week. Thanks. First belly laugh of the day....
This is a nice place, hmmm
August 21, 2009 - 15:50 ET by Dan The Man 2This is a nice place, hmmm maybe Ill federalize this and make it a National park.
"Sing Hallelujah to me, my Gitmo problem is solved!
August 21, 2009 - 15:55 ET by SickofLibs"Sing Hallelujah to me, my Gitmo problem is solved!
Get Plugs on the horn, stat... I'm gonna give him credit and say this was his idea."
visual aid
August 21, 2009 - 15:58 ET by candanceBarack Obama directs a group of school children to a visual representation of the public option.
→ Caption
August 21, 2009 - 15:58 ET by Cool ArrowAll wee-weed out, Little Barry admires his work
LYDSEXICS UNTIE!
Yes he does, CA - after all, he has a 'gift' ;-)
August 22, 2009 - 15:45 ET by Cape ConservativeWhat??? You didn't know that? Just ask him and he'll tell you!
This comment comes from a proud Tea Party attendee, otherwise designated by Homeland Security as a Domestic Right Wing Terrorist! It is no dishonor to be in a minority in the cause of liberty and virtue ~ Sam Adams
"Looks shovel ready to
August 21, 2009 - 15:58 ET by BuffNBone"Looks shovel ready to me."
"Fighters are fun but bombers make policy"
This will do
August 21, 2009 - 16:03 ET by general companyWe will bury the Constitution here
My Gov. thinks I am dangerous, so be careful
"Television is a freak show" Bernie Goldberg
Dyamm, we got
August 21, 2009 - 16:01 ET by general companyThis Grand Canyon too? I cant believe all of the cool suff "I" got. Next you'll tell me "I" have the Rockies also?
My Gov. thinks I am dangerous, so be careful
"Television is a freak show" Bernie Goldberg
Caption
August 21, 2009 - 16:01 ET by slickwillie2001"Holy cow, there's something in our country bigger than Michelle's butt!"
Come on Slick
August 21, 2009 - 16:04 ET by general companyEveryone knows thats Hillary's butt!
My Gov. thinks I am dangerous, so be careful
"Television is a freak show" Bernie Goldberg
Yeah
August 21, 2009 - 17:33 ET by misterbillYeah, but.................
Caption
August 21, 2009 - 16:02 ET by slickwillie2001"Great idea Rahm, no one would think to look for my real birth certificate down there."
You are all TOOOOO sharp this weekend!!! ;-)
August 22, 2009 - 15:46 ET by Cape ConservativeCongrats to all!
This comment comes from a proud Tea Party attendee, otherwise designated by Homeland Security as a Domestic Right Wing Terrorist! It is no dishonor to be in a minority in the cause of liberty and virtue ~ Sam Adams
"I think if we just throw
August 21, 2009 - 16:07 ET by BKeyser"I think if we just throw some money at this thing, we can get it fixed. That's why I've asked the Congress to work on a new "Fill the Canyon" initiative, and I've ordered that it be on my desk for signature by Thanksgiving Day."
grand canyon.....
August 22, 2009 - 11:22 ET by Patriot IIYep....fill'er up.....wonder how long to put ol' whiteys tax dollars in here and bankrupt this place? hah ha ha, ha ha ha
"See ya, Joe!"
August 21, 2009 - 16:08 ET by Teamcheeser"See ya, Joe!"
Tc... LOL...wonder if
August 21, 2009 - 16:14 ET by bigtimerTc...
LOL...wonder if Rev.Wright is keeping ol' Joe company below?
Obama's a Community Agitator, a walking, talking destroyer. ~ Rush Limbaugh
caption
August 21, 2009 - 16:12 ET by candanceWe're the only industrialized nation with a hole this big. Clearly the powerful lobbyists in the tourism field have prevented us from filling this gap long enough.
Caption!
August 21, 2009 - 16:13 ET by solo4357Yeah, Rahm, I think we finally found the hole big enough for all the money we're throwing away. How long til we fill it? The people who estimated cash for klunkers say 2 years? Close enough.
"...hmmm, didn't the ACLU visit here a few years ago?"
August 21, 2009 - 16:15 ET by vrwc13Grand Canyon N.P., Arizona -- Bronze plaques with Bible verses that had been removed from Grand Canyon National Park after an inquiry from the American Civil Liberties Union (ACLU) were recently returned to the park's Hermit's Rest, Lookout Studio, and Desert View areas.
...the verses in question were:
4 Sing to God, sing praise to his name,
extol him who rides on the clouds
his name is the LORD—
and rejoice before him. Psalm 68:4
4 All the earth bows down to you;
they sing praise to you,
they sing praise to your name." Psalm 66:4
24 How many are your works, O LORD!
In wisdom you made them all;
the earth is full of your creatures. Psalm 104:24
God wins over man, again...
v
And to think.............
August 21, 2009 - 16:26 ET by MOONSTRUCKI created ALL of this. I really AM all that!!
"Granny? Granny? Granny? Oh, crap..."
August 21, 2009 - 16:24 ET by SickofLibs"Granny? Granny? Granny? Oh, crap..."
See that little speck down there Joe?
August 21, 2009 - 16:25 ET by cocodrieThat's your new office. No phones, TV, cable, computers or reporters. You'll love the peace and quiet. Don't call us, we'll call you.
Jesus Loves You so much He died for you
LET ME BE CRYSTAL CLEAR
August 21, 2009 - 16:28 ET by allamericangirlThis is the land whitey stole from Native Americans.
In the name of fairness It will be open to Minorities, Union, Acorn and government employees only.
"I'm king of the world!!!!"
August 21, 2009 - 16:35 ET by ckc1227"I'm king of the world!!!!"
Global Warming
August 21, 2009 - 16:38 ET by desertphreak"I KNEW it existed, I just knew it!"
Man is not free unless government is limited. There's a clear cause and effect here that is a neat and predictable as a law of physics: As government expands, liberty contracts. -Ronald Regan
Hey girls, look at this....I
August 21, 2009 - 16:40 ET by motherbeltHey girls, look at this....I can spit a mile!!
*Cough*
August 21, 2009 - 16:45 ET by Cthulhu2012Riiiiiiicolaaaaaaa~
Why choose the lesser of two evils?
So this is what the deficit
August 21, 2009 - 16:45 ET by G. MaySo this is what the deficit will actually look like.
Heh, heh, I bet I can make
August 21, 2009 - 16:46 ET by R D HelmHeh, heh, I bet I can make the economy go even deeper than this.
-Dave
Barack Obama looks over the
August 21, 2009 - 16:47 ET by R D HelmBarack Obama looks over the future site of the Republican Party headquarters.
-Dave
Big Speech
August 21, 2009 - 16:54 ET by PeterDPresident Obama addresses his Republican supporters.
" "
August 21, 2009 - 16:55 ET by retrocon"
"
(no teleprompter)
ha ha ha
August 21, 2009 - 19:34 ET by candanceThread winner.
"Hey Rahm, does that remind
August 21, 2009 - 16:55 ET by Chad"Hey Rahm, does that remind you of the budget?"
~Chad
Cincinnati, OH
Umm ... who can we ... ummm ... blame ... ehh ... for this ...
August 21, 2009 - 17:22 ET by Jayke... ummm ... terrible erosion. Umm .. I have to wee-wee.
"Watch your step Mr.
August 21, 2009 - 17:03 ET by Elyas"Watch your step Mr. President, or you could fall faster than your approval numbers"
And like a gas
August 21, 2009 - 17:04 ET by FeynmanFanAnd like a gas, Obama's ego expanded to fill all available space.
Hmm...
August 21, 2009 - 17:05 ET by Indiana JoeLooks like this place could use a little "community organizing."
"[N]either the wisest constitution nor the wisest laws will secure the liberty and happiness of a people whose manners are universally corrupt." - Samuel Adams
LOL IJ... Could be a huge
August 21, 2009 - 17:08 ET by bigtimerLOL IJ...
Could be a huge voting precint.
Obama's a Community Agitator, a walking, talking destroyer. ~ Rush Limbaugh
Huge blue precinct
August 22, 2009 - 10:40 ET by pbanks7Obama addresses all the acorn voters who made this a blue precinct in the last election.
"We won't be fooled again." The Who
Obama in the hole
August 21, 2009 - 17:09 ET by nolotrippenI can see Russia from here.
I can see all 57 states from here.
I can see my house from here.
One day, all of this will be mine!
Hey Rahm, this looks like we finally found a place...
August 21, 2009 - 17:13 ET by jawebster1big enough to bury the people who don't like our policies! Jim Webster
BIG HOLE
August 21, 2009 - 17:19 ET by charlietexasTHE HOLE HES DUG FOR AMERIKA IS BIGGER THEN THE HOLE HES LOOKING AT.........................
HOW MANY VACATIONS IS THIS IDIOT GOING TO TAKE???
ct.... Amen! Obama's a
August 21, 2009 - 17:21 ET by bigtimerct....
Amen!
Obama's a Community Agitator, a walking, talking destroyer. ~ Rush Limbaugh
"Hmmm.....this would be a great place..."
August 21, 2009 - 17:21 ET by OxyCon"...to put a giant Obama symbol. Everyone would have to look at it and think about how great I am. And over there we can carve a giant monument of my face and glistening pecs. It would be ten times bigger and better then Mt. Rushmore! And down there we can put a special basketball court just for me so I can play basketball with all the NBA stars whenever I feel like it. Man, being President is so cool. It's even better then I thought it would be when I used to day dream about it as a street kid in Jakarta".
how many vacations?
August 22, 2009 - 11:25 ET by Patriot IIHow many vacations is this clown going to take? How about just one loooooooong one, til about 2090? As for the Grand Canyon...hey bambam......drop in some time ;)
Good morning Patriot
August 22, 2009 - 11:48 ET by cocodrieHe's been on vacation since Jan. 20. Pelousy and Dingy Harry have been running the show.
Jesus Loves You so much He died for you
President Obama looks for a
August 21, 2009 - 17:23 ET by Kat Outta the BagPresident Obama looks for a place big enough to store his ego after retirement.
Kat...which may come sooner
August 21, 2009 - 17:32 ET by bigtimerKat...which may come sooner than he thinks it will.
Obama's a Community Agitator, a walking, talking destroyer. ~ Rush Limbaugh
Two
August 21, 2009 - 17:31 ET by danboTwo voids.
Limited Disclosure: I used to belong to the Sierra Club untill they went crazier. Worse of all, I was bribed by Exxon with free New Orleans Saints glasses with fill ups in the 70's.
That reminds me--
August 21, 2009 - 17:35 ET by misterbillThat reminds me--Hey Joe, let's do a dental care program.
Thos freakin gold teeth on the "undocumented workers" blinds me when they smile......
I am not impressed --
August 21, 2009 - 17:36 ET by misterbillI am not impressed -- Obama is still a bigger butthole!!!
Hey Joe---
August 21, 2009 - 17:37 ET by misterbill--if we fill this with water, we will never have a drought.
Who is this guy named Burroes that owns this??
As usual, I'll provide the
August 21, 2009 - 17:39 ET by QueenMumAs usual, I'll provide the most obvious. A musical caption.
"The problem with socialism is that eventually you run out
of other people's money."
—Margaret Thatcher
Go ahead and....
August 21, 2009 - 17:49 ET by bigtimerQM...
Perfect.
Obama's a Community Agitator, a walking, talking destroyer. ~ Rush Limbaugh
damn i just ruined my
August 21, 2009 - 18:41 ET by ParalegalGoddessdamn i just ruined my keyboard!!! --- spew alert -- but i was thinking the same thing
QM - a good one! On the count of 3 now :) * * * 3! * * *
August 22, 2009 - 21:27 ET by Cape ConservativeThis comment comes from a proud Tea Party attendee, otherwise designated by Homeland Security as a Domestic Right Wing Terrorist! It is no dishonor to be in a minority in the cause of liberty and virtue ~ Sam Adams
NBers
August 21, 2009 - 17:43 ET by misterbillThank you--my wife came in the room. I showed her the picture--then I read th entries. She was hysterical with laughter. She thought if someone read it on a comedy show that the audience would collapse with laughter.
So, the fact that he is a clown has its good points.
NBers
August 21, 2009 - 17:45 ET by misterbillPS I read the ricola one the way they say it on TV--she doubled up!!!!
misterbill
August 22, 2009 - 09:39 ET by adamsmithmisterbill, I don't know what you think, but I've been on this site for awhile and this is hands down the funniest postings on a thread I've ever seen here. I watched Bill Maher last night and compared to the guys and gals here, he plain sucks(his writers do anyway)
Keep it up people. Maybe the One is getting to be that ridiculous...
Liberals are known for their LACK of a sense of humor!
August 22, 2009 - 21:42 ET by Cape ConservativeAnd this weekend's captions are PROOF POSITIVE that conservatives have one! Let's face it, if we didn't laugh, we would all be sitting around crying for the shame of this man's actions!
THANKS everyone - you did good!
This comment comes from a proud Tea Party attendee, otherwise designated by Homeland Security as a Domestic Right Wing Terrorist! It is no dishonor to be in a minority in the cause of liberty and virtue ~ Sam Adams
Obama visits the 58th
August 21, 2009 - 17:44 ET by danboObama visits the 58th state.
Limited Disclosure: I used to belong to the Sierra Club untill they went crazier. Worse of all, I was bribed by Exxon with free New Orleans Saints glasses with fill ups in the 70's.
i can't think of anything
August 21, 2009 - 17:45 ET by JAJTi can't think of anything funny. when i see what this man is doing to our country i just don't have any good thoughts and i shouldn't share it.. JAJT
jajt
August 21, 2009 - 17:55 ET by misterbillI have gotten so angry lately about what this man and his adminstration is doing that it spoils my usual zest for life. Laughing at things lets off a lot of steam and I feel so much better. As I read through the posts on this thread, I felt as if I was taking off a heavy coat and sitting in an easy chair. There's a lot of talent here.
I do know how you feel.
Ditto that JAJT...you're
August 21, 2009 - 18:00 ET by bigtimerDitto that JAJT...you're not alone.
I feel the same way today misterb.
Obama's a Community Agitator, a walking, talking destroyer. ~ Rush Limbaugh
MB- yeah I do enjoy
August 21, 2009 - 18:00 ET by JAJTMB-
yeah I do enjoy reading other people's comments. it is good to know that there are other frustrated people out there, and it is good to have a site like this where everyone can just try to have some humor and just make the day easier...
JAJT
Blame Game
August 21, 2009 - 17:54 ET by dbo"Wow, look at the size of the hole that George Bush left me".
Obamacare
August 21, 2009 - 17:57 ET by dbo"This should be big enough to bury all those people who die while waiting in line for medical services".
It's the future waiting
August 21, 2009 - 18:00 ET by danboIt's the future waiting room.
Limited Disclosure: I used to belong to the Sierra Club untill they went crazier. Worse of all, I was bribed by Exxon with free New Orleans Saints glasses with fill ups in the 70's.
danbo... LMAO! Obama's
August 21, 2009 - 18:10 ET by bigtimerdanbo...
LMAO!
Obama's a Community Agitator, a walking, talking destroyer. ~ Rush Limbaugh
"Damn, the air's thin way up
August 21, 2009 - 17:57 ET by winston smith"Damn, the air's thin way up here! I think I'm-a need a breathalizer, quick!"
looking for more
August 21, 2009 - 18:10 ET by JAJTlooking for more voters...
JAJT
The deficit. "I spent a
August 21, 2009 - 18:28 ET by fitzfongThe deficit.
"I spent a lot of money on booze, birds and fast cars. The rest I just squandered." -George Best
Then his Oneness looked upon his creation and said:
August 21, 2009 - 18:37 ET by srhoades"Nope, still not big enough to fit my ego."
"Guys, I can't read the teleprompter from here ...
August 21, 2009 - 18:43 ET by Crashwhat should I say?"
-or-
The canyon man can 'cause he mixes it with wuv and makes the wee-weed feel good.
Just as a quick aside...can
August 21, 2009 - 18:46 ET by bigtimerJust as a quick aside...can anyone here imagine what the press would have done 24/7 if Pres. Bush had used the term 'wee weed up'?
Obama's a Community Agitator, a walking, talking destroyer. ~ Rush Limbaugh
~BT
August 21, 2009 - 19:07 ET by BKeyserI don't even know what it means! I saw the quote and it doesn't even make sense in context. Maybe had he said "wee weed off" but up, I don't get it...
UPDATE: And no sooner do I post this comment and jump over to Hot Air and what do I find? This from Politico.
Robert Gibb's official wee-weed "urinalysis" ...
August 21, 2009 - 20:14 ET by metaphorsbwithuRobert Gibbs hemmed and hawed and finally said it referred to bed-wetting
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/video/2009/08/21/gibbs_explains_obamas_wee_weed_remark.html
I guess that qualifies as the official White House urinalysis.
metaphorsbwithu
Didn't a congresscritter
August 21, 2009 - 20:21 ET by Blonde....earlier this week, refer to the "fence sitters" as bed-wetters?
Such a polite bunch of politicians we have.
I hope he fails, too.
BigTimer, Imagine if Bush had said (No. 897) ...
August 21, 2009 - 20:00 ET by metaphorsbwithuThat's nothing, BT. Imagine if Bush had said:
"We are God's partners in matters of life and death." - Barack Obama
http://www.politico.com/blogs/bensmith/0809/We_are_Gods_partners_in_matters_of_life_and_death.html?showall
Btw, I have a Robert Gibbs song parody up and my "Wee-Weed" parody should be up on the site tomorrow. If you want to see the Robert Gibbs parody, Google "Baghdad Bob" and my user name.
metaphorsbwithu
Hey meta & BK... Have
August 21, 2009 - 20:04 ET by bigtimerHey meta & BK...
Have company...will check the links later.
Looking forward to them. ;-)
Obama's a Community Agitator, a walking, talking destroyer. ~ Rush Limbaugh
I CAN'T BELIEVE.....
August 21, 2009 - 21:28 ET by LEWIS IN COLORADO"EVEN I CAN'T BELIEVE I DUG THAT MUCH IN ONLY 7 MONTHS"......."MAYBE I SHOULD GIVE THE SHOVEL BACK TO BIDEN"
MSM Caption
August 21, 2009 - 19:03 ET by FormerMarineOfficerOur sovereign marvels at the breadth of his creation.
FMO.... Precisely. Obama
August 21, 2009 - 19:10 ET by bigtimerFMO....
Precisely.
Obama's a Community Agitator, a walking, talking destroyer. ~ Rush Limbaugh
Caption
August 21, 2009 - 19:11 ET by slickwillie2001"Blue Dogs on the phone sir, they agree to vote for Obamacare if you don't jump."
"Now THAT'S a 'shovel ready' project."
August 21, 2009 - 19:21 ET by wnaegeleSigh!
Genesis 2:1
August 21, 2009 - 19:29 ET by metaphorsbwithu... and he rested on the seventh day from all his work which he had made.
metaphorsbwithu
This'll do just fine. I was
August 21, 2009 - 19:37 ET by ThisnThatThis'll do just fine. I was worried about what to do with all my clunkers I just bought.
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"Tax the rich" is a basically unstable way of governing - The NYT
You mean to tell me that
August 21, 2009 - 19:50 ET by Roger the ShrubberYou mean to tell me that not even 9 trillion one dollar bills would fill this thing? Wow!
Visit The Daily Wave
heh
August 21, 2009 - 19:53 ET by GeronLGet the money truck, lets fill this thing up!
Barry: This is great!
August 21, 2009 - 20:03 ET by RukusI can make Rushmore look tiny next to what I can erect here! I rock!! I can prolly work the First Wookie's arms into it too! Giggle, giggle.
Gary
A liberal's generosity is limited only by your income.
What a combo
August 21, 2009 - 20:46 ET by Dan DiegoA big hole and an ass.
9 Trillion Deficit
August 21, 2009 - 20:48 ET by Gat New York"I wonder if I can fit 9 trillion dollars here so people think the deficit is not that big."
"Does this make me look fat, honey?"
August 21, 2009 - 20:53 ET by Barker"Okay, okay, it's the most breathtakingly beautiful work of nature I've ever seen........now will you move your butt out of the way so I can see the hole..."
Deeper and deeper...
August 21, 2009 - 21:18 ET by ammo john"I bet I can run this country deeper into the ground than this piddly Great Canyon. Uh, sorry. I 'misspoke'. What I meant to say was Grande Canyon, in this here 52nd state of New Mexico."
oh look honey
August 21, 2009 - 22:02 ET by katainkentit's the National Money Hole
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"Maybe you're better off not having the surgery, but taking the painkiller" Barack Obama (Dr. In Chief)
"Ah...I agree Ezekial; this
August 21, 2009 - 22:11 ET by Sven"Ah...I agree Ezekial; this would be a good spot to send all the undesirables after their end of life couseling session!"
"Just think of all the adoring worshippers, er,uh, supporters...
August 21, 2009 - 22:31 ET by PrairieSkythat we could fit in here..."
"The problem is not that people are taxed too little...the problem is that government spends too much." ~President Ronald Reagan
Look dear a big assed wildebeest...Wow It has shorts on...
August 21, 2009 - 23:53 ET by upcountrywaterLook honey see it,running , look hurry ,where are you?????
Reagan VS Liberalism
Shows how small this punk
August 22, 2009 - 01:05 ET by mattmShows how small this punk really is.
what's the big deal?
August 22, 2009 - 01:09 ET by konoIt took nature how many million years to make this?
Huh! I dug a hole bigger'n this in the last two hundred days.
I am geting
August 22, 2009 - 01:29 ET by Delsaall wee-weed up and will fill it up.
Detroit? One of the 34%
August 22, 2009 - 01:30 ET by RR GOPDetroit?
One of the 34% who thinks George W. Bush was a great President. One of the 86% who wants to bring back the stock and pillory.
RR GOP
August 22, 2009 - 02:32 ET by Michael30Now, to be fair, I have apologized to the nation at large about Michigan and Detroit.
I'll grant you that the Lions are an exercise in futility and all, but the Grand Canyon doesn't look like Detroit...
First off, we don't have natural rock formations, mostly broken down old concrete and rebar.
Second, that rockface would be tagged with gangland symbols as well as "questionable" dark red stains.
Thirdly, there would be the ever present empty shell casings from God know's how many gunfights.
Fourth, there wouldn't be that atmosphere of fresh air, only the sad odor of failure, depression and impending doom. Kinda looks like bluish cigarette smoke in a bar that people should have left long ago. On the plus side though, it keeps the Canadians at bay!
Finally, no president in his right mind should tour Detroit without a platoon of U.S. Marines or a squadron of Army Cavalrymen.
Mike
LOL...thanks, that was
August 22, 2009 - 09:17 ET by RR GOPLOL...thanks, that was funny!
One of the 34% who thinks George W. Bush was a great President. One of the 86% who wants to bring back the stock and pillory.
Rules for the Lions
August 22, 2009 - 11:15 ET by pbanks7Knock, knock. Who's there? Owen. Owen who?
O-16 Lions!
Tenets of Watching Lions Football:
1. Don’t root for the Lions, ridicule the loser.
2. The Lions always play down to the level of their opponent.
3. The Lions are a tonic to any struggling team.
4. Mediocre players can have career days against the Lions.
5. Count on the Lions to commit costly errors in critical situations.
6 Don’t count the Lions in until it’s over.
7. May the worst team lose.
Of course the viewing pleasure would not be complete without the plexiglass in front of the TV. If you pre-dry out your beer cans, you won't spray the walls and carpet. If you want to try this, get Lexan plexiglass. We broke three standard ones the first year.
On the moon they’re laughing hard, on the moon they’re falling off their seats. From the moon we’re comedy, from the moon we’re really quite a treat. Shall we have another beer and slobber through another year, or Rise up, children. Life goes on and on. Wise up children. Life goes on and on. -- Crack the Sky
pbanks7- The Lions
August 23, 2009 - 02:54 ET by Michael30Not to disagree or anything, but with regards to the Lions... As a resident of Detroit...
1. I have to root for the Lions, but I damn sure don't have to bet on them...
2. The Lions are to their opponents what Jesus was to Lazarus...
3. The Lions are Champagne to any team. Even the '57 Bears, not the team they were, I mean how they would play now if you dug them up...
4. I'm pretty sure Peewee players could start their careers now with the Lions as starters...
5. Count on the Lions to never recognize a critical situation.
6. Don't count the Lions... You could have just ended it there...
7. We always do.
Why would you need plexiglass? You're not actually WATCHING those guys are you?! You do have other stations on your TV I hope!
Mike
This was made for ME
August 22, 2009 - 03:37 ET by Retired GeekEverything to Barack Obama is about him - even the Grand Canyon.
Caption
August 22, 2009 - 05:19 ET by VinniejoeYou mean the deficit I'm running up wouldn't even fit in THIS?
Grand Canyon
August 22, 2009 - 05:22 ET by Missourimule"Now that I'm here, it's REALLY grand.....hey...what's Biden doing with that mule??!
whats biden doing with that mule?
August 22, 2009 - 11:27 ET by Patriot IIthats not a mule...thats another dumocrat! ;)
Oh, terrific! Another
August 22, 2009 - 05:54 ET by ex buff e-dubOh, terrific! Another problem George W left me with!
Um ah gee, looks like we
August 22, 2009 - 07:44 ET by kangarooUm ah gee, looks like we have a bit of an erosion problem, WHY wasn't I informed. Well I will spend a zillion trillion dollars to fix it,
Mr president its the Grand Canyon you IDIOT "roll eyes"
This ain't nothin'
August 23, 2009 - 07:13 ET by bknownstPeople say this is the biggest hole in the world? Wait 'til I'm done and this will look like a pot hole compared to the hole I put the American economy in!
Isn't this guy a piece of work---
August 22, 2009 - 09:42 ET by Roscoe MendagoHo humm, I've always heard about this place, interesting. Now I must get back to unnecessarily and adversely affecting American citizens lives...
still not as big
August 22, 2009 - 09:47 ET by lunaticcringeradiostill not as big as the holes in my health care plan, my economic plans , well just about any of my plans, but that's ok, i'm god.
lunaticcringeradio
EROSION
August 22, 2009 - 10:08 ET by ConScottor would it be.......Geo-Political Erosion; A river runs through it.
Now this...
August 22, 2009 - 10:21 ET by okiehawk44"Now this is the chasm I want to see between citizens of this country."
10 Million Jobs & 5 Million Dump Trucks
August 22, 2009 - 10:29 ET by ConScottYes! We can fix this!
The YesWe Canyon
August 22, 2009 - 10:35 ET by JerryObama gives his blessing during the Grand Canyon renaming ceremony. It will now officially be known as the YesWe Canyon. This was the first official act of his newly annointed "Parks and Recreation Czar".
When asked if he went to war with Iraq to derail the impeachment vote: “I don’t think any serious person would believe that any President would do such a thing." - President Clinton (Dec 1998).
Spew alert.
August 22, 2009 - 11:18 ET by pbanks7Almost lost my coffee on that one.
So...
August 22, 2009 - 10:38 ET by sam12663this is what happens when we let mother nature run its course? We really need to step up our green efforts; this hole is getting bigger by the day.
President Obama is nothing more than a lying empty suit; a Hollywood
style special effects smoke and mirrors show that has shown itself to
be a total fraud.
WAKE UP AMERICA! SAVE OUR CONSTITUTION!
caption
August 22, 2009 - 11:22 ET by jessieHJUMP!!!!!!!!!!!
After climbing back
August 22, 2009 - 11:23 ET by pbanks7After climbing back up:
"Whew! I've had the weenie."
My dad used to say that after a hard day at work.
"First of all, where's your sh!tter? I've got a turtle head pookin' out." -- Fat Ba$tard
August 22, 2009 - 11:23 ET by jessieHSo this is where they dumped all those clunkers!
Toilet czar Barack Obama
August 22, 2009 - 11:26 ET by pbanks7Toilet czar Barack Obama gets all wee-weed out in front of the world's largest urinal.
Teleprompter: Aaahhh!
The muffin man
August 22, 2009 - 11:31 ET by pbanks7The muffin man is [standing at the rail] in the laboratory of the Utility Muffin Research [Canyon]...
Girl you thought he was a man
But he was a muffin
He hung around till you found
That he didnt know nuthin
Girl you thought he was a man
But he only was a-puffin
No cries is heard in the night
As a result of him stuffin.
Muffin Man -- Frank Zappa
Dead bodies
August 22, 2009 - 12:17 ET by Joe CamelWow, plenty of room to throw all my enemies (Nazies, neocons, right wingers) and have room to spare. After all, not like this state matters anyway. Isn't like Chicago or DC..
president Hussein
August 22, 2009 - 15:02 ET by DoktorFrankenHussein overlooks the excavation site for his presidential library which will hold all of his life's history.
Uh, sorry, I meant all of his life's mysteries.
Caption:
August 22, 2009 - 16:13 ET by Advocate123Obama Has Found His Money Pit.
http://www.youtube.c...
Caption #2
August 22, 2009 - 17:23 ET by pantrymanTwo big holes observing each other....
Hmmm...I wonder why the
August 22, 2009 - 17:33 ET by MilfordHavenHmmm...I wonder why the famous picture of Hitler posing in front of the Eiffel tower suddenly came to mind.
......I need to get a hold
August 22, 2009 - 17:59 ET by Snappy......I need to get a hold of Rezco, this would be perfect for some high end condo's!
How much more do we have to
August 22, 2009 - 19:00 ET by ofbbgHow much more do we have to spend to fill this thing up?
"Wonder if I can we-we
August 22, 2009 - 19:02 ET by Jack BauerCaption
August 22, 2009 - 21:44 ET by PaCadleMemo to Rahm: If our plan to rename the planet doesn't work out, this place looks worthy enough for my name. Get working on the new Obama Canyon please.
Want to bet I can fly all the way across this hole in the ground
August 22, 2009 - 21:47 ET by Cape Conservativeand I don't even need to change my outfit like that wimpy Clark Kent!
This comment comes from a proud Tea Party attendee, otherwise designated by Homeland Security as a Domestic Right Wing Terrorist! It is no dishonor to be in a minority in the cause of liberty and virtue ~ Sam Adams
VERY IMPRESSIVE!
August 22, 2009 - 22:05 ET by JOGGRRNOTYes, It is very impressive. But, forget not, on the seventh day I created the Vacation Czar!
Jog... Ding! Ding! Ding!
August 22, 2009 - 22:17 ET by bigtimerJog...
Ding! Ding! Ding! Winner!
Well...to me anyway. ;-)
Obama's a Community Agitator, a walking, talking destroyer. ~ Rush Limbaugh
Xenu!
August 22, 2009 - 22:37 ET by silentmajorityYes, this is where Obama-Xenu will put all the American thetans.
We must fill this hole as
August 22, 2009 - 22:49 ET by MightyMouthWe must fill this hole as soon as possible! "Shovel ready jobs!"
"There are two types of people in this country; those who provide freedom and those who enjoy it." MM says...
Look Michelle
August 23, 2009 - 01:10 ET by Cho Yi FanLook Michelle, this hole is deeper than the one that I dug us into with the national debt.
"Anger cannot be dishonest." Marcus Aurelius
Don't cry for me Arizona,
August 23, 2009 - 14:47 ET by eaglewingz08Don't cry for me Arizona, the truth is I'm just a commie
Deceitful liar narcissistic
I'll destroy the country, libs find that delicious.
or
I finally found a hole bigger than Nancy Harry and Joe combined.
Apology Tour Continued...
August 23, 2009 - 18:47 ET by Barker"First, let me say that I apologize for Colorado, whose river has displaced the native people of this land, and has forced them to live in the caves of this big hole."
"Ich bin ein big dumb ass.....Thank you....thank you....."
What happened---
August 23, 2009 - 18:59 ET by misterbill--to all the water?? I'm not diving without water!!!
→ misterbill
August 23, 2009 - 19:01 ET by Cool ArrowA couple more glasses of tea, and I'll have it all wee-weed up to the brim in no time.
LYDSEXICS UNTIE!
You bringum up--
August 23, 2009 - 19:04 ET by misterbill--sensitive subject. After I return the Southwest to La Raza, I gotta carve out land for the Indians.
Hmmm I wonder if I could fit LA in here????