Weekend Captionfest

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Released American journalists, Laura Ling, in green, and Euna Lee, in red, are greeted by former U.S. President Bill Clinton as they board a plane bound for the United States in Pyongyang, North Korea.  (AP Photo/Korean Central News Agency via Korea News Service)


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Come in

Make yourself comfortable, have a cigar...

Gah.  First comment,

Gah.

 First comment, astronomical epic win.  Way to kill the thread, acumen :D

Oh C'mon MS

I didn't mention anything about layovers, cockpits or wanting cream with their coffee.  We're talking the ultimate horndog here with two young groupies.....a target-rich thread.  Have at it. :)

acumen... You beat me to

acumen...

You beat me to it!   ;-)

Doubling down on stupid is not a particularly good idea. ~Andrew Breitbart

Score.

I mean the cigar comment!

Big win there, acumen.

And . . .

put on that blue dress, 'cuz Daddy likes that. 

 

Hahahahahahahahahaha

Why hello, darlin'!

Come in here, dear boy, have a cigar. you're gonna go far, fly high,
You're never gonna die, you're gonna make it if you try; they're gonna love you.
Well I've always had a deep respect, and I mean that most sincerely.

  Which one's 'Pink?'.

Ha Pb

I've been humming that Floyd tune since this weekend caption fest first posted.

I'm sure the morning network shows will make them a star, they're gonna go far....by the way which one is Mick?

When I watched

the live coverage of the two women climbing the ladder while Bill was waiting at the top of the ladder for them I said out loud....."Careful ladies, take turns napping with one of you on watch on the way home, this is after all Bill Clinton."

Remember as you get on the plane, ladies...

"Ah did not have sex with that woman - what was her name again?"

"Who am us, anyway?" - Firesign Theatre

Harro, I'm Plesident Crinton

Haro young radies, I'm Birr Crinton.  Ever heard of a Rewinsky?

"I'M IN 33F AND I HAVE A BLANKET"

True.

This trip is turning out

This trip is turning out better than I thought.

 

Hey baby!

Welcome to my lair, baby! I always loved oriental food...

(fake laughter)

2010: A GOP Hill

"You're safe now sweet cheeks"

heh heh heh

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"Nothing in the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity." --Martin Luther King, Jr.

We broke up

"While you were gone, Hillary and I split up"

Hey...the deal was a blue

Hey...the deal was a blue dress!!!!

Caption

Lie down I want to talk to you.

Take of your clothes,  you can hear me better.

Ling & Lee

After exiting one nightmare, the girls enter another.

Hey

Once in awhile I get things right.

"Sorry, Laura. I didn't

"Sorry, Laura. I didn't realize my left hand was there."

“There are no easy answers' but there are simple answers. We must have the courage to do what we know is morally right.” - Ronald Reagan (1964 Republican Convention)

"You can run....but you

"You can run....but you can't hide."

Doubling down on stupid is not a particularly good idea. ~Andrew Breitbart

It will be just like eating

It will be just like eating, first you, then your friend an hour later, then you and so on.  Kinda like eating, haa haa haa, but without the food.

"Why yes I am the one man

"Why yes, I am the one man on earth who could have saved you from 12 years of pure Hell". "How can you ever thank me?...hmmm" 

"There are two types of people in this country; those who provide freedom and those who enjoy it." MM says...

Clinton:

"Wang Dang Sweet Pyongyang!"

Har har!

The Nuge has spoken. Wait till he whips out his tire iron.

  "That's a goodie." - Mel Torment, the masochist, after being told to bite his tongue.

"Remember vote for

"Remember vote for me...er...Hillary in '12"

Doubling down on stupid is not a particularly good idea. ~Andrew Breitbart

"Good, good--I see you have

"Good, good--I see you have the shopping bags I left with Kim for you.  I hope the kneepads are really, really comfortable." 

"Beauty is only skin deep, but liberal's to the bone." - me

Welcome, Intern

President Clinton welcomes two new arrivals to the William Jefferson Clinton Memorial Library Internship Program.

The Citizens of each State shall be entitled to all Privileges and Immunities of Citizens in the several States.
The US Constitution

Unless you're a fetus.
The US Supreme Court

Come on inside, make

Come on inside, make yourself comfortable, relieve yourself of those burdensome clothes and I'll show you something that's really "Current".

"I spent a lot of money on booze, birds and fast cars. The rest I just squandered."  -George Best

President Clinton: Me so

President Clinton: Me so horny. Me love you long time.

 

This ex-prez legacy gig is

This ex-prez legacy gig is better'n bein' prezidyent!

"Miss Ling, can I count on

"Miss Ling, can I count on your sister being in the tank for Obama not that I've gotten you free on this staged stunt?", "What she is?", "Dang and I came all this way?"

Oh crap.....

I inhaled.

OR

It depends on what your meaning of "free" is.

 

 

"Live for yourself...there's no one else more worth living for.
Begging hands and bleeding hearts will only cry out for more"- Rush--Anthem

It's all good

Bill: Here - let me loosen up that belt a little bit so you're comfortable.

Laura: God - you're so strong and handsome....

Euna: Can't he wait until (singing) when she gets behii-iind clo-osed do-ors?

  MSM - shaping all the perceptions you need to believe, then confirming it with a poll.

~*bites lip*

*shakes finger*

"I did  not  have relations with that dictator, Kim Jong Il."

 

America is waking up, sing louder.

http://www.youtube.c...

astro-turf

   Since astroturf is in the news now it's appropriate we have billie-boy back in the news because he knows astroturf.

"When I was a younger man and had a life," stated Clinton, "I owned an El Camino pickup in the '70s. It was a real sort of Southern deal. I had Astroturf in the back. You don't want to know why, but I did."

There's a blue dress in back...

"I'm feeling nostalgic, think ya could go try on that blue dress I left hangin' in the back of the plane?"

 

Bill: Let me see your

Bill: Let me see your breasts, er, T-shirt. 'I spent four months in Kim Jong-Il's gulag and I didn't even get a lousy T-shirt, but I lost 20 lbs.' I'll give you something you'll never forget, too.

  "It's twue, it's twue!" - Lili Von Shtupp

Accessories make the outfit

Bill: I see your accessories are all blue. I have just the dress for you.

Me: Yo Mama!
My Brother: My Mama is yo Mama.

What happens on plane

Stays on the plane

It's good to be king!

QUICK WE NEED SOME MISDIRECTION ... "Health Scare" is killing us! 

The Cigar Czar!

Come in here dear girls, have a cigar!

Sorry, nuthin funny

I'm glad they're home. Hopefully, it didn't cost too much.

BK... Time will

BK...

Time will tell...one way or the other on down the line.

Obama's a Community Agitator, a walking, talking destroyer. ~ Rush Limbaugh

Yep BT

...that's the scary part.

EEW!

Girls, Kim Jong Il and I have a slightly different definition of "hard labor".

Caption

             Now, remember, girls, not a word to Hillary! I can't go through that again!                          Angry Mobster

Whoo-eeee!!!!

Two-Fer Tuesday for the Bent One!!

As easy as it is to make

As easy as it is to make jokes about Clinton, I find it hard to make jokes about him getting the girls released.

 Yet...I'm sure good ol' Bill was expecting a "happy ending" for his mission! 

 

Those ''Girls'' . . .

. . . Are some of the worst Gore-bots ever sent on a deliberate mission from the US.  I'm sorry they're back. What makes their crimes so acceptable?

there is really no

there is really no difference between this and the Pueblo incident, is there? We were spying there, too. Should we have not gone in and rescued our men?

Pueblo??

Our country did not send them (Al Gore did) and they were certainly not on any ''military mission''.

So military caught in a spy

So military caught in a spy mission deserve rescue, whereas naive liberals caught up in some sort of undefined intrigue do not?

uh oh

uh oh

Spying for the US versus Stupidity

The folks on the Pueblo were doing spying on a Communist country because that's what some of our military's job was at the time - gaining intelligence in order to better protect Americans. It was called a Cold War, not a Cool International Debate.

DPRK said that the Pueblo strayed into their territorial waters, but the US maintained that the vessel was in international waters when the incident occurred. Surrounded by many vessels, who threatened to blow the Pubeblo out of the water, the DPRK ships opened fire and subsequently killed two Pueblo crewmen, the Pueblo was boarded and the crew captured.

What were those (virtually unknown) women 'reporters' doing going into China and then North Korea? Who told them to go there? They are adults and should have known that the DPRK is not a nice place to be. The consequences are well known to most everyone that has heard of Lil' Kim. I am not sorry for not giving these apparently stupid Lefties any slack.  I don't wish them harm I just wish they made better choices.

So are you willing to

So are you willing to uphold the laws of a crazed, paranoid dictator, rather than give a liberal a break?

I must admit, though, that in thinking about the potential outcomes, that ultimately nobody would be satisfied; stupid these girls were, yes. But should they suffer torture and death because of it?  And yes, they are adults. But this isn't like, say, Michael Fay, who did something stupid and had consequences to face. These girls were political pawns by a country that has been waving its sword at us and increasingly challenging the US on a political and diplomatic level.

Mr. J

I don't discount what you say about the stinky-awful DPRK.  I just don't want to give those 'girls' the benefit of doubt.  It is my choice.  You can call me evil from here on out if that will make you feel better.

Keep in mind that I have, myself, paid for stupid mistakes.  Some caused extreme physical and psychological pain. And you do not know torture until you have spent time with my ex-wife.

Interesting question. The

Interesting question. The Laws of a crazed paranoid dictator or give a liberal a break.

For one thing they are adults, they should know what would happen if they strayed into NK and got caught. Paranoid and crazy he may be, it IS his country....no? Or maybe not? As we did go and get them they wont have to pay the penalty for their stupidity. Another example of the death of personal responsibilty in our country. At some point you have to stop forgiving stupid and the penalities come due.

Penalities in this case may be whatever we had to give to get. And we can be assured it wasnt just pride we lost.

Sequel?

Three Dumb Ass Hikers Held in Iran

???

Yep...dumb

Yep...dumb indeed.

Obama's a Community Agitator, a walking, talking destroyer. ~ Rush Limbaugh

Could be....

Cunning Campers Following Calculated Script

(or maybe they just smelled a Bigfoot.....:)

>>>Barker

That one'll get the elected leader of this country to shake hands with the elected leader of that country... but, that's what THEY voted for! (US Dems, that is)

Re Hikers in Iran

How far need we go in rescuing dumb people that stumble into the arms of our enemies, at the cost of our foreign policy?

"These girls were political

"These girls were political pawns by a country that has been waving its
sword at us and increasingly challenging the US on a political and
diplomatic level."

And we blinked.

"...whereas naive liberals..." WOW - this the first time

I've ever seen those two words next to each other ;-)  It has been my understanding that liberals KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT ANYTHING - just ask one and they'll be quick to tell you!

This comment comes from a proud Tea Party attendee, otherwise designated by Homeland Security as a Domestic Right Wing Terrorist!     It is no dishonor to be in a minority in the cause of liberty and virtue ~ Sam Adams

LMAO CC...good

LMAO CC...good point...great catch!

Obama's a Community Agitator, a walking, talking destroyer. ~ Rush Limbaugh

Good evening Mister Joseph

I'm glad the girls are back but that was pay-back to Clinton by Kim Jung Munchkin.  Pay-back for our nuclear, high speed computer, and missile guidance technology secrets Clinton gave him during his presidency.

Jesus Loves You so much He died for you

Hey Coco

Long time no see, hope everything is good?

 

My Gov. thinks I am dangerous, so be careful

"Television is a freak show" Bernie Goldberg

Good evening general

I've been busy and also a little off my feed. My computer was suffering from internet fatigue so I had to bring it to my computer geek sister-in-law for a little R&R. We're all doing OK now.

Hope you're doing well, God bless.

Hey coco... I've been

Hey coco...

I've been starting to worry and wonder as well...glad to see ya.

Obama's a Community Agitator, a walking, talking destroyer. ~ Rush Limbaugh

Good

Glad to have you back. Nice to have a geek in the family isnt it?

 

My Gov. thinks I am dangerous, so be careful

"Television is a freak show" Bernie Goldberg

"Just stay away from that guy Nugget in the last row"

"Welcome aboard, girls. Just stay away from that guy Nugget in the last row with the blanket in his lap."

Welcome to my spider

said the lair to the fly.

"No Recovery until Nobama!!!!!" me and at least 59,934,786 other Americans.

"Ladies, I hope those are some more comfortable things...

...that you can slip into."

I'm sorry Ladies, but we're

I'm sorry Ladies, but we're going to have to charge you extra for those carry-on bags.

In a deal worked out between US & N Korean Government Officials

journalists return to US for debriefing by Obama Administration officials eager to learn how they can accelerate implementation of fascism in the US.

Girl:  "We have to sit on

Girl:  "We have to sit on hard floor all day.  My bottom very sore."

Clinton:  "I feel your pain?...  Please?"

When asked if he went to war with Iraq  to derail the impeachment vote:  “I don’t think any serious person would believe that any President would do such a thing." - President Clinton (Dec 1998).

Bill: Since you girls have

Bill: Since you girls have been locked up Tea has become very popular back in the states, you girls want to help make some tea, I've got the tea bag...

Bill

"Believe it or not, ladies, this isn't the first time I've brought home two Korean women."

Freedom

What else could you see over the intrusive presence of FREEDOM?

Why not Jeb Bush?

Normally I can never resist a sexual innuendo....

...but in this case, I am just glad they are home safe and sound. I can't imagine how horrible it was to be in a cell for months and months with a 2 guards in your cell at all times.

Bill Clinton deserves kudos. 

"I swear sometimes the self-appointed moral police are as obnoxious and demanding of big government interference as "environmentalist" gun control advocates, labor unions and trial lawyers"~fitzfong

I agree

And the norks should be condemed severly, also if we agreed to anything, we tell them to go get,,,,,,,,,well you know!!

Now Bill needs to get his fanny to Iran and recover those folks.

 

My Gov. thinks I am dangerous, so be careful

"Television is a freak show" Bernie Goldberg

Agreed.  I am glad to see

Agreed.  I am glad to see these women come back home.

Ladies, ladies

Ever hear the term "Asian Teabaggers" ladies...humm..says the Ex. Pres...

The nine scariest words in the English language ...

"I'm from the government and I'm here to help."

And a tip of the hat, of course, to Pres. Reagan for that all-time gem. ;-)

metaphorsbwithu

Ok, I said I wouldn't touch this one...

but I can no longer resist.

"Pretty groovy jumbo jet, ey baby? If you see this jet a rockin', don't come a knockin baby!"

(Sorry ladies...)

Rules are rules...

 

Rules are rules ladies; and the CIA insists that we all get debriefed now.

You want us to do

You want us to do what?!

But I thought you rescued us out of kindness Mr. President!

Hey girls, wanna earn some

Hey girls, wanna earn some carbon credits?

"Can I check your bags?"

"Can I check your bags?"

Seton Motley
Director of Communications
Media Research Center

LMAO

And we have a winner.

I agree.  Benny Hill would

I agree.  Benny Hill would be proud of that double entendre.

"I spent a lot of money on booze, birds and fast cars. The rest I just squandered."  -George Best

A sign that we've hit rock bottom:

When Clinton is a move in the right direction.

From the Cult Classic Frankenhooker....

Miso Horny

"I drink a great deal. I sleep a little, and I smoke cigar after cigar. That is why I am in two-hundred-percent form."
-- Winston Churchill

Tit for Tat

Tit for Tat: My pants are like a North Korean prison.

This is the King talk'n---

Ooh wee baby, Bubba at your service, there's AstroTurf in the back, and the shorty-robes are being warmed.

Bubba: So ladies, has your

Bubba: So ladies, has your time in North Korea taught you to stop blogging misinformation about Obamacare? We can leave you here a little longer if need be. 

Mile High Club

Welcome aboard! Captain Stubing has your Snuggies laid out. Assimilation to freedom begins at 5,280 feet.

Prepare for a "corkscrew

Prepare for a "corkscrew landing"...if you know what I mean.

"I spent a lot of money on booze, birds and fast cars. The rest I just squandered."  -George Best

You girls are hotter than

You girls are hotter than that Kim Chee I had for lunch today!

Well hello.  The "Big O"

Well hello.  The "Big O" and I just screwed the Nation's foreign policy, and we're not tired yet.

 

 

Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend.  Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.-----   Groucho Marx

Clinton

Hey pretty baby.. you've got me all the way back to the good old US of A. Hey, cutie. put on some Elvis "Love me Tender" to get this shindig goin!!!!!

Hi Girls

What can I do to entertain you on the long flight home?

..."Come Fly With

..."Come Fly With Me"...

Obama's a Community Agitator, a walking, talking destroyer. ~ Rush Limbaugh

Nothing funny to say

I think this was a poor choice for the Captionfest. Sometimes a situation is just too serious to make jokes about. Despite the photo-op that Kim John Il was able to broker, the two young journalists don't deserve any more intimidation in the form of using them to dis Bill Clinton.

"All people are born alike - except Republicans and Democrats." - Groucho Marx

Yeah.  I think I'll save

Yeah.  I think I'll save my hand-wringing for something more consequential.

"I spent a lot of money on booze, birds and fast cars. The rest I just squandered."  -George Best

"If you ladies worked for

"If you ladies worked for Fox News, I wouldn't be here."

Here, let me tuck your shirt

Here, let me tuck your shirt in for you Laura...

My wee contribution...

The Bubba:  "Hey, ladies!...just proceed to the rear 'til y'all come to th' Astroturf Room...heh-heh...take off yer pants and I'll give y'all yer flight physical as soon as I finish up with this here stewardess."

One girl whispers to the other:  "What the hell have we gotten ourselves into here...ya wanna just ask them to take us back to our cell?"

She replies:  "Nah...he thinks we are teenagers; when we tell him we're both in our mid-twenties he'll kick us out."

 

"Allies to Land at Normandy Tomorrow!"  New York Times headline; June 5, 1944  (h/t M. Malkin)

Clinton Said

Pyongyang???   I thought you said Poontang

I find the subject of this week's Captionfest OFFENSIVE AS HELL!

To this point, I have been able to hold my tongue, but no more.

As far as I am concerned, William Jefferson Clinton is singularly and wholly responsible for the fact that the Norks now have not just nuclear weapons, but also the capability to deliver them to targets thousands of miles away from their hideous little runt country.

They also have the ability to sell said weapons to rogue nations the world over, such as Iran, thanks to the efforts of this ass-backward, incompetent boob of an idiot from Arkansas.

That worthless Nork gargoyle has sent thousands of North Koreans to not just never-ending imprisonment, but probably their deaths, just for looking askance at his oppressive, murderous regime.

As for Billy Jeff, this completely worthless Piece of Shit (yeah, I spelled it out, so shoot me) of a former POTUS should be riding a bench in a federal prison for dereliction, and most certainly should not be placed in a humorous environment as he is here, for any reason whatsoever.

Fuk Bill Clinton, along with the two people who brought him into this world, as well as the horse he rode in on.

My now 82 yo father, a Marine and Korean War vet, who risked his life in that all but forgotten war, and who is dying from Alzheimer's two rooms away from me as I write this, deserves far better.

I'm retiring for the night now.

I guess I'll find out tomorrow whether or not I have been banned from the threads of NB.

Again.

-Dave

If it's CommieCare you want, then move to Cuba.

Dave, I, too, have held my comments -

I find it very uncomfortable to have to acknowledge that a former PRESIDENT of our country can be mocked and ridiculed (and rightly so) as has been exhibited by these many comments.  I guess I wonder why...yet he has proven over and over again, that he has NO SHAME! 

My best to you and your dad as he fights the last good fight...I like to remember Ronald Reagan's letter as he entered the twilight zone of Alzheimers.  We should all be so gracious.  Give him a hug for me (as you whisper SEMPER FI) and keep one for yourself.  I have several friends in similar circumstances, guess it comes with the territory of getting older.  God bless you both.

PS  I hope you get a pass tonight...I know how truly frustrating it is when the subject matter hits home as this did with you and your loved one.

This comment comes from a proud Tea Party attendee, otherwise designated by Homeland Security as a Domestic Right Wing Terrorist!     It is no dishonor to be in a minority in the cause of liberty and virtue ~ Sam Adams

 

Dave-

You've got my support- little as that may mean. I understand your frustration at the Clinton involvement in this debacle, and for that matter, anything having to do with US policy matters. And like your Dad, I too am a former Marine, not coincidentally choosing not to re-enlist in November 1992. They didn't- but had they asked, I would've told them why- I wouldn't serve under a man who loathed the military.

However, I think it's doubtful that this episode will lead to any significant change in the way that we, as a nation, are viewed around the world; and the same goes for NoK. The same arguments we made while Bush was President hold true today- much of the world dislikes us because we have, until recently, been the bastions of freedom that so many nations try desparately to restrict from their citizens. We are mocked, ridiculed and derided as stupid, selfish, capitalist pigs and always will, so long as we dominate the world militarily and monetarily. Mr. Can't-keep-it-in-his-pants isn't going to change anything. Hopefully, the current douchebag-in-charge (DIC) won't be able to either.

Semper Fi to your Dad, and I look forward to your future posts here at NB.

Bob

BK, I think we and NK will

BK, I think we and NK will be viewed differently after this.  We will be thought of as weaker, and they as stronger.  Since Obama's presidency we have acted as Chamberlain did before WWII and we will pay the price.

Lets hope not Rad

though it is entirely possible. I'm just judging from the past- we had no weaker President than Carter, and thanks to the strength of Ronald Reagan, we overcame that with flying colors. I suspect that we won't suffer greatly with respect to the NoK situation singularly- most of the world knows the Kim agenda, and I'm sure, expected his tactics. However, how it will play out is still to be determined.

Your Dad

RE:

"... My now 82 yo father, a Marine and Korean War vet, who risked his life
in that all but forgotten war, and who is dying from Alzheimer's two
rooms away from me as I write this, deserves far better..."

God bless you and your Dad and please tell him from all of us,

Thanks.

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"Nothing in the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity." --Martin Luther King, Jr.

R D Helm

I know it can be hard to see this happen to your father.My mom was terminal and passed on last year.She was home hospice.I really hope he has many goods days that you can share.God be with you and your father.

Hey Ladies, I'll be

Hey Ladies,

I'll be serving snacks in my seat after we're airborn!

If

If you two want to have a seat I'll get the cigars and join you in a minute
 

Guns and Violence are not the answer but they are one solution to the problem== SARG

weekend captionfest

" Hah ladies.  Ah like Asian gals, though yall're a little too petite for ol' Bill, ah'll steel be glad to sare my ceegars with yall."