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Sgt. James Crowley and Pres. Barack Obama during the White House beer summit, July 30, 2009.  AP Photo/Alex Brandon

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Crowley and Joe The Plumber 2012!

Did you hear about the dyslexic agnostic insomiac? He lays in bed all night contemplating the existence of Dog.

Crowley to Obama: "Was that

Crowley to Obama: "Was that suppose to be an apology?"

Doubling down on stupid is not a particularly good idea. ~Andrew Breitbart

Your beer is flat.....

and you can't even put on a jacket for the photo op?!?

Do you have a white guy statue on your lawn, with a lantern in his hand?

Did you tell the prof to get over his race hatred yet?

Caption: "How do I know this is your house?"

"You'd better come along with me" 

 

"Democrats; Breeding voters like farm animals since 1962"

Crowley: That's it! you're

Crowley: That's it! you're under arrest too. This birth certificate is a fake! it says that Hawaii is proud to be the 53rd state in the union on the letterhead.

O: what is it then, the 54th? 55th? I'm close right?

A teaching moment . . .

"Mr. President, your biased, unknowledgable assessment of me and the arrest of Professor Gates qualifies as police profiling

"And by the way, this ain't Sam Adams."

BO thought bubble:

"I can't believe this honky fell for my PR scam and actually showed up. Typical white person - dangle a beer in front of them and they'll do anything."

actually--

-- a BHO thought bubble goes pfffffft!

But that's because his head is you know where.

Crowley had no choice. Typical union politics.

According to the Weekly Standard (quoting the Politico) the Fraternal Order of Police "received a $1 billion 'grant' from the Obama Justice Department". 

http://www.weeklystandard.com/weblogs/TWSFP/2009/07/the_most_expensive_teachable_m.asp

Of course the grant was intended for police operations and equipment, etc., not for the FOP specifically, but a thousand million bucks of our money will make a lot of police chiefs and union leaders suddenly think about 'moving on'. 

It wouldn't be the first time a union 'leaned' on one of their rank and file for their own political gain.

Typical Chicago thug politics.

I'd resign before I allowed myself to become part of this racist charade. It was probably pure humiliation and payback.

Nationalized Healthcare is a DEATH SENTENCE.

Thanks for that.  I should

Thanks for that.  I should have guessed it.  It's a bit like Clinton's ficticious 100,000 cops...  It never materializes, but it gets him alot of law enforcement votes. 

Apparently elected officials don't represent the people anymore, they represent the Party, the unions, the experts, etc.  It's sad.

Hey

What's that floating in my beer? 

"Beware the fury of the patient man." - John Dryden

Me and Joe versus you and

Me and Joe versus you and Hank in Beer Pong. We play Boston College rules.

Caption

So how are you able to read the teleprompter at such a great distance?

great one!

Like it!

LOL!

But, hey, if the CIA could mod a Blackberry to be secure enough for a POTUS, engineering a teleprompter into a beer mug would seem a simple task.

Tickets

"Hey why don't you come walk my beat for a while before calling me stupid".....Do not forget Obama received 17 parking tickets in Cambridge between 1988 and 1991 and only when he was afraid that the media would dig this up as he launched his presidential campaign did he pay what he owed to Cambridge.....he has a history with Crowley's employer

Who is Presidential

rsl775

The Sargent looks more Presidential than the President.

Excellent Observation

I thought the same thing.

caption

Excuse me Sir, but the point of a drinking party is that you're supposed to actually drink....

 

→ Caption

Mr. President, is that a chip on your shoulder or was there a Quosimodo in the . . .

Hope is an excuse for doing nothing - Rush Limbaugh

Note the clothing disparity.

Crowley is made to sit fully dressed in the heat and humidity while Obama is comfortable in shirtsleeves.

This is pure power politics.

The same reason a judges bench or a police desk sergeant's post is elevated, the same reason as your chair in your boss' office is a plain office chair while his is a high-backed leather bound 'throne'.

It's the same reason Obama's got this poor sap sweating his ass off while getting lectured on the 'stupidity' of f***ing with HIS friends.

Capische?

Nationalized Healthcare is a DEATH SENTENCE.

Good observations--

I wonder if they had separate toilet facilities for Crowley???

Ya know--

-- this is easy. Slouch in the chair, pretend I give a shit what whitey has to say. It will all be over in a couple of hours and I will have patched the leak in the dike.

Whooops, can I say that???

"Ebony and Ivory... Living in perfect harmony"

 "Ebony and Ivory... Living in perfect harmony"

or

This is my recalibration chair

 

_______ Him and the Unicorn he rode in on

 

 

→ Hey Crowley!

Calibrate this!

Hope is an excuse for doing nothing - Rush Limbaugh

Yup. People are supposed to believe things are even because

 there are two white guys and two black guys. The truth is there are three Socialists and one cop.

Interstingly, ALL THREE are doing THEIR job(or fitting into their role) perfectly.

 

I don't have all the facts

but I'm quite sure my friend Skip said talk to Obama outside, not talk to your mama.

OHHHHHH!

He said "talk to Obama", not "talk to yo mama"!

So you of let your mate

So you would of let your mate gates fall down the stairs mongral?

http://www.americanthinker.com/blog/2009/07/obamas_revealing_body_language.html

That's what happens

When Barry is sans 'prompter dont'cha know.  : )

Gary

A liberal's generosity is limited only by your income.

Great link

Thanks, I really enjoyed the photo and link.

Indeed kangaroo.. a great shot

..and typically, I'd bet that it's one of those photos, that the MSM will not want the viewers to see.

Wonder why?

(;~/ gary

Gary Hall

Gary,

 The first photo of this was posted at the white house gov site. I was listening to am they got a hold of it. I went to their site to see the photo and the rest is history, it's out there now they can't get rid of it. he he he

Glad you all enjoyed that little PR debarcle, poor baz, leopard can't change its spots

Crowley to Obama

Yes, I do enjoy being masculine . . . do you enjoy being a panty-waisted eunuch?

Crowley to Obama:  What's

Crowley to Obama:  What's it like to sleep with a Klingon?

NL

Ka'plah!

Crowley to Hussein

Crowley to Hussein: ''Ugh!  I can see your man boobs through that shirt!''

Crowley to Hussein

Crowley to Hussein: ''This is WAY below my pay grade, dude!''

Saint Teleprompter to

Saint Teleprompter to Crowley: "um uh um ah"

 

 

 

I want to see the picture...

The picture Rush mentioned where Crowley is helping Gates down the stairs while Obama, strides on past...thinking only of himself.

--

Ask yourself: Do I want a good paying job, or do I want a government hand out. Its that simple!

hey, the link is above on my

hey, the link is above on my post a couple of posts up

Aww man...

That picture really is worth a thousand words. Obama should have gone to school for PR because he cant turn around without exposing his true feelings.

Once this pic makes the rounds, Obama is going to need to hold another beer summit with the photographer that took the picture in hopes its pulled from circulation.

--

Ask yourself: Do I want a good paying job, or do I want a government hand out. Its that simple!

Stupid

"What did you just call me?"

"You heard me, stupid."

"Really?"

"Yeah, I won. You're stupid.                     whitey.

 

 

Speaking to myself...

...since I'm replying to my own comment...

THIS is classic.

Sure is

Thanks,

 

My Gov. thinks I am dangerous, so be careful

"Television is a freak show" Bernie Goldberg

WTF???

I need Al & Jackson's numbers asap!!!

That reminds me of "Photo

That reminds me of "Photo Funnies" from National Lampoon.

 

Are You Serious?

You want me to allow some citizen to mouth off to a cop in the vilest terms and then just turn the other cheek?

The President talks to the

The President talks to the Ambassador from Kenya.

And Crowley said...

"Mr President, do you think the cops are stupid in all 57 states?"

sixdays

hahahhahaha gooooood one.

InSixDays

Good one.  ^5

"Cmon guys, Harriet Smith and the fillies

"Cmon guys, Harriet Smith and the Morning Show fillies drank more beer than you in their Beer Summit segment the other day."

Yo Mama is soooo fat...

she has peso in one pocket and yen in the other!  That's what Sharpton told me when we arrested him last year!

Angry White Dude

www.angrywhitedude.c...

Whoooppis

Sgt Crowley: Mr BO, you have a nut stuck in your toof. Oh, Im sorry thats your head. Sorry......See how easy it is to say Im sorry!!!

B.O.: aaaaaahhhhh.....eeeerrrrrr..ah um like I said befo.....errrraaaaa, uuummmmmmm what???

"How's that street cred

"How's that street cred thing working out for ya? I didn't think so."

The One Thing

The one thing I did notice about this ridiculous set-up was that Obama wipes his filthy, dirty, covered with peanut oil, pretzel salt, and pork rind grease on his trouser leg.  Watch the video.

Dropping off this informative and revealing article from American Thinker, too.

Don't know if it is true---

Don't know if it is true--- but it is rumored that Obama may allow the word "Negro" to be used respectfully to describe black people again. However, he hangs tough on "Anglo Saxon" and wants to stick with "honky" or "whitey".

Sgt. Crowley: The "sisters"

Sgt. Crowley: The "sisters" in lock-up said they've got some of these waiting for ya if you ever visit. They don't use they're fists for punching, if ya know what I mean.

Crowley:  All I did was ask

Crowley:  All I did was ask to see identification

Obama:  Your momma! 

Caption

Have these peanuts been tested for Lead?

Hey, Barry . . .

. . . . you have terrible posture.  Just like your poll results, you're slumping.

LOL

LOL Dok...

Bingo!

Doubling down on stupid is not a particularly good idea. ~Andrew Breitbart

"And if I catch you trying

"And if I catch you trying to break in the front door of the White House after January 20, 2013, I'll bust you too!"

  Crowley:  " Why am

 

Crowley:

 " Why am I having a Corona Mr. President while your drinking apple juice with wheat grass to give it a head ?

 

Easy, Corona is for closers.

 

 

"You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious. "

- Ben Kenobi on  Liberals, and the MSM.

" The Cake is a lie."   

Very telling about our

Very telling about our "President" and his respect for the office he holds. In this picture you only see the Pres. and Crowley, but in the whole picture where its Gates, Crowley and the President you can see our esteemed leader in the only one who is not wearing a suit coat.

Stupidly?

Stupidly? YOU are tellin' ME that I acted stupidly?

This Obama is a low class Chicago thug politition/ community organizer with no expirience in running anything. He is showing us that he actually did attend the church of Rev. Wright and probably helped write his sermons. OOPS, slash that, Obama had Bill Aires ghost write the sermons.

Stupidly is how Obama acts when he is overseas. Stupidly is how Robert Gibbs conducts a press conference. Stupidly is how Nancy Pelosi calls the CIA liars and calls the Insurance Companies villans. Stupidly is Harry Ried calling the Iraq War lost as the surge was begining and how the media set the deadline for Health Care reform. Stupidly is Barny Frank...........I think I made my point.

P.S. Stupidly is how our MSM reacts to all this.

I'd like to invite Mr. Crowley over for a beer.

Gotta admit, none of the others muster up for my standards. Gates and Obama are definitely off my list.  Biden might be amusing, so I'd barely might admit him to my kitchen.  Sadly we only have Blue Moon beer in our pantry.  I do recommend it with a slice of a good orange.

It's just so silly.  A beer summit?  I simply cannot imagine anything more sillyl  anneftx

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I don't know what advice I can give you Mr. President.  If Sarah Palin runs against you in 2012, you're screwed!

You're overdoing it

Crowley:  You're overdoing that open body language thing. You look like you're ready for a lap dance.

Why not Jeb Bush?

Don't cop an attitude with me, Dude...I have your number!

Sit up and give me a straight answer - NOW! 

Tell me again why you felt you could ignore all those parking tickets for YEARS - until, that is, you decided to run for president!

This comment comes from a proud Tea Party attendee, otherwise designated by Homeland Security as a Domestic Right Wing Terrorist!     It is no dishonor to be in a minority in the cause of liberty and virtue ~ Sam Adams

Crowley:

"Mr. President, you have the right to remain stupid"

Obama arrest

continued....

"That stupid thing you said last week CAN and WILL be used against you in a court of public opinion..... in 2012, suuuuck-aaaaaaaa !!!!!!"

:) 

 

Crowley follows with...

"Now, do you want to talk to me? Tell me what happened......."

Et tu, Barry?

Sgt. Crowley becomes suspicious when Obama starts tapping his foot.

              

               Speak english, damn it!

              

                        Who's the old guy with the hair plugs?

Captionfest

 You want $25 for the beer?  You didn't say anything about me paying for it when you invited me.

 

Before we have a government that can supply us with everything we will have a government that can provide us with nothing.

coward

The National Discussion on Racism will be held in a private conversation.

Thanks for your understanding,

Team Obama Cowards

T-Mom... Ah yes...another

T-Mom...

Ah yes...another 'teachable' moment.

Doubling down on stupid is not a particularly good idea. ~Andrew Breitbart

T-Mom & BT

Meanwhile, the PUBLIC conversation went like this:

The police are basically stupid. Gates is a friend of the president. If you are a white cop and you need to ask a black man a few questions, you will need to speak with his "mama" first.

 

MrS... LOL....In the

MrS...

LOL....In the words of Mark Levin...

....Boy Howdy!

Doubling down on stupid is not a particularly good idea. ~Andrew Breitbart

bt & mrShy

Being the president is hard work; obama's got to send more troops to Afgahnistan, a stimulus bill to re-package as a stabilize bill, a healthcare bill that will severely limit care to our seniors while paying for abortions, a $Billion Clunker four-month program spent in FOUR DAYS, attacking doctors and police on a prime-time press conference and has the audicity to meddle in racism!

This is one HUGE MESS that We, The People, have inherited from Obama....in only SIX months!

TN & BT

Well said, all of it.

It's embarrassing. I personally know many -- most, even, that I know -- who voted this farce into office (I live in NYC, so...) and THAT is embarrassing as well.

 

mr Shy

The people I know who voted for Obama, are sorry they did and out-right tell me so!

The one's I do don't want

The one's I do don't want to talk about it anymore...they bring the topic up first bitchin' and moaning'...blah blah blah... 

...they just shrug their shoulders and shake their heads.

Sure would have been nice if they would have listened to anything you had to say politely in the first place long ago...any information you may have had to want them to look into or discuss was a no-no...before the election...when it MATTERED!

Ah well, such is life.

Doubling down on stupid is not a particularly good idea. ~Andrew Breitbart

BT & TN

Here, where they're all very hardcore, lifer Democrats/liberals, they're just silent. I have people in my family (brother, cousin) and friends who I know adored Obama last fall and now I see nothing about him on their facebook page, etc..

You'd think, if he was even doing marginally okay they'd find some things to gloat about, but they're literally acting like..... like we don't even have a president. Funny thing is, essentially, we DON'T.

 

That we don't MrS...it's

That we don't MrS...it's going to be a long spooky ride.

...and by the way, some of those people I was thinking about when posting above... are some in my family as well.

Doubling down on stupid is not a particularly good idea. ~Andrew Breitbart

mr Shy & BT

My 24 year old son couldn't wait to vote for obama; such passion he never had for a politician.

His first disapointment was when Obama didn't recall our troops from Iraq and when he bowed to the saudi king, then denied it. When Obama refused to "meddle" in the Iran elections, my son began to laugh at obama. 

Passion to disapointment to scorn in six months! 

 

 

T-Mom... Times like this

T-Mom...

Times like this it would be nice to sit across for one another and talk, my son is one too that has 'seen the light'....you can't really post as we would talk, but it would be fun.   ;-)

One thing about...live and learn.

I just pray it isn't too late.

Doubling down on stupid is not a particularly good idea. ~Andrew Breitbart

bt

I'll bring the beers!

You got it! Doubling down

You got it!

Doubling down on stupid is not a particularly good idea. ~Andrew Breitbart

TN & BT

I'll bring the cane and the racism! :)

And yes, I've also encountered libs here who DID actually utter that they were disappointed... like one at a party a couple months back. She was like, "He's not doing any of those things he promised...."

She seemed stunned that, lo-behold, this Obama guy might just be another dishonest politician. Shocker! 

Let me go get my violin for the poor woman... :p 

 

MrS & T-Mom.... Someday

MrS & T-Mom....

Someday it would be nice to meet each other.

...anyway, I hope more and more ENOUGH people wake up by 2010, at least to where even the filth ACORN and sister groups, funded by the tax-payers, and supported by the msm, will not be able to destroy us anymore than they already have, they have their tentacles growing everywhere.

Trial lawyers intimidation included.

We just have to prevail.

Doubling down on stupid is not a particularly good idea. ~Andrew Breitbart

President Obama engages in

President Obama engages in a discussion with Sgt. James Crowley, his newly-appointed Beer Czar.

"I spent a lot of money on booze, birds and fast cars. The rest I just squandered."  -George Best

After the fourth beer ...

"I know you are but what am I?"

metaphorsbwithu

Officer Crowley: "I HOPE

Officer Crowley:

"I HOPE you CHANGE your racist attitude and quit behaving stupidly with our economy."

Beer Summit #2: A keg for

Beer Summit #2:

A keg for the Justice Dept who dropped ALL charges against the racist Black Panthers for voter itimidation.  Cowards?

Scheming Cowards. As

Scheming Cowards.

As O/Soros smiles.

Doubling down on stupid is not a particularly good idea. ~Andrew Breitbart

beer goggles?

Not enough beer in the world can hide the truth.

1268 days to go. 

___________________________________________ 
Who controls the past controls the future. Who controls the present controls the past - George Orwell - 1984

1268 days to go. Is that

1268 days to go.

Is that all? 

Doubling down on stupid is not a particularly good idea. ~Andrew Breitbart

I do hope this is what Sgt. Crowley was saying...

"See, Barry, here's the thing... Oh, did that bother you, me not calling you Mister President and all?  That get under your thin skin, so that's why you're eyeballing me?  Yeah, well, I'm not big on even giving lip service to people who lie their way into the Presidency, then turn around and make a power grab that would make Hugo Chavez blush. But I digress...

"See, Barry, here's the thing... You're an idiot.  You've never worn a uniform, either military or law enforcement, yet you have the sand to call my fellow officers and me stupid?  You can't even pay your parking tickets, jerk.  The only reason I'm here at this juvenile P.R. stunt of yours is so that I could tell you to your face that out of a class of 44 people who've been able to say they were President of this country, you're the worst.  You're the only one who flat lied his way into office, you're setting yourself up as a dictator, and if you keep pushing, one way or another you're gonna get thrown out on your oversized ear.  Oh, sensitive about that, too?  

"You better remember this, Barry.  The only thing you can do right now, with all those telephoto lenses trained on us, is smile and nod.  You can't frown, can't look down your nose at me, can't even say anything that lip readers could pick up on.  People aren't watching me, they're watching how a bigot like you has to backpedal when the racism jumps out of his mouth.  And if you mess with me and mine, those FOX News types you hate so much are gonna come down on your so hard that the rest of the press will have to say something, too.  You keep your bigoted nose out of Cambridge, Barry.  Think that plumber gave you fits?  You ain't seen nothin' yet..."

--Mike 

www.thebrattonreport...

I like that one

Just add: "With all due respect."

Nice touch.

Actually turned that into a blog post, with your suggestion added in for spice. 

When the movie's made, I will be wishing Jack Nicholson was a bit younger, just so he can put his "A Few Good Men" mojo on that monologue--only, this time around, as the good guy, not the villain.

"My Beer With Barry." 

--Mike 

www.thebrattonreport...

I'll make you a deal...

Crowley: I'll make you a deal, Mr. President. You do your job and I'll do mine and you keep your f__king mouth shut about how I do my job and I'll keep mine shut about how badly you're doing yours.

Open your lie-spewing pie-hole agian about me at a press conference and you owe me equal time at a press conference to tell the people what the hell I think of the job you're doing.

Shut up you lying sack of crap. 

Polls Plummet ... Beer Summit!

Have a drink on me, and healthcare, and union bailouts, and a broadway show, and a european family vacation ...

hell 40 acres & a mule to every african-american citizen would be cheaper than Barack's high maintenance "plan" for our country!

 

quotes

 Crowley said to Obama, "N***** Please !".  Just kidding. Don't get uptight. It was a joke.

 

Actually I think he said, "you make me sick you little bitch, where is my pepper spray"?

I'm baffled

Of course, I'm frequently baffled by political posing.  It seems so obvious that this was a condescending act on Mr. Obama's part.  Apparently the man can not get through a day without beind on camera.

Much as I don't care for the gentleman, I do wish him the best but absolutely loathe his mega legislation.  Balanced budget indeed.  The idea is laughable -- t'were it not so terribly dangerous to our economy.

Having a beer?  I give Mr. Crowley credit for drinking Blue Moon -- especially tasty with a slice of orange.  Frankly my preference is for a martini up with a twist.  I believe I'm showing my age.

I find myself wondering if I'd accept an invitation to a backyard beer.  I believe I'd say "no, I have a job to do and can't afford a day off." Would you've gone???

Question.  Who paid the airfare?  I suspect we did.

 To paraphrase 'Alice in Wonderland,' life gets confusinger and confusioninger.

 

 

anneftx

Anne

not if I was sent an engraved invitation, not in my lifetime.  I don't drink, or break bread, with someone I don't respect.  And the 3 stooges at that table aren't anyone I respect. 

"Question.  Who paid the

"Question.  Who paid the airfare?  I suspect we did."

I have no doubt.

Hope this all ends soon!!!

Crowley: "What we got here, is a failure to communicate."  or

"Could ya keep the lawn-jockey quiet, he's distracting."

 

President: "It's tangentially a question of calibration."  or

"There's got to be a Marxist dictator I can apologize to, not this guy."

Duh

Listen, Barry...Don't get stuck on stupid!

About this civilian army, deal...

Do all the cops have to work for ACORN or just the Irish ones?

2d Try

You wanna piece of me?

How 'bout we play bad cop, bad cop? I'll run go get my taser & then we can start the apologies...bitch!

Obama: "I wish there was

Obama: "I wish there was enough time for someone to bring out my Lazy-Boy and a pillow."

Crowley: "I got your Lazy-Boy right here."

Caption

Picture Caption: Sgt. Crowley makes a point while Obama ponders the similarity between Joe Biden's hairline and Michelle's rows of carrots.

?

You got any ID that shows you live in this house?

Crowley to baz "I have a

Crowley to baz "I have a great idea, how about you test your theory on breaking into the white house. If you make it I'll buy you a beer".

I have taken a great

I have taken a great interest in this whole affair between the Cop, the Professor, and the President, for two very good reasons. One, because I care about race relations. Two, I plan on writing about this particular incident. Both reasons have forced me to do some mind-numbing research, especially researching the aspect of how the public views the whole incident.

Late last night I was following an argument on another well read blog, but hardly one with a well known name. No matter how exact the info, and the analysis was, there was one very stubborn person that refused to lay even a smidgeon of blame on the professor. It was all the Cops fault from beginning to end as far as they were concerned. At one point I just had to interrupt. I asked the 'stubborn one' what would it take to convince them that it was not the Cops fault. He responded by saying "it does not matter how much proof you have, "whiteness" and "racism" are inextricably bound and joined at the hip. If you consider yourself "white," then you are a racist.". They ended by saying "we must believe it's the white mans fault or we will never find justice".

We are in for a very long 3 1/2 years.

http://giovanniworld.wordpress.com/

clear - about this comment

clear - about this comment it does not matter how much proof you have, "whiteness" and "racism" are inextricably bound and joined at the hip.  My daughter goes to a public high school.  She said a student who just moved here from Germany is in one of her classes.  During the course of a discussion he said blacks here are different than they are in Germany.  In Germany they don't have a lot of these racial divides.  He feels that here the black kids are antogonistic towards white people and they don't want to be friends with them.

It puts another angle on the whole racial issue that we refuse to explore because it's always the fault of white people.

put me with the sun in my

put me with the sun in my eyes and I'll still get you.

Why?

Why'd you put that nasty old biscuit in my beer Mr. President?

OBAMA: What did Ol' Joe say

OBAMA: What did Ol' Joe say there?

 

CROWLEY: He said: "Black guys help the white guys..." 

try this one:

Crowley: "I tried to trade in my clunker, but the dealer said y'all ran out of money".

Obama: "Yes, well, this is  a very anti-socialist program. It provides an  incentive to act in the free marketplace, which we cannot allow if we progressives want to take over this country. The congress  acted very 'stupidly', get it?  Cooler, more anti-free market capitalist  heads should have prevailed".

"Gee, Mr. President, could

"Gee, Mr. President, could you look any more bored? And why haven't you touched your alcohol? What's the matter, got some sort of religious prohibition from doing so?"