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Judge Sonia Sotomayor and Sen. Al Franken, D-Minn. on Capitol Hill, Thursday, July 9, 2009. (AP Photo/Pablo Martinez Monsivais)

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Smalley and Sotomayor

Yes, even though you're racially biased and prone to being overturned, Sonia, you're smart enough to be a member of the SCOTUS just like I'm equally as qualified to be a US Senator. Isn't knowing and supporting BO just grand?

Okay, I don't have a

Okay, I don't have a caption, but at first look I thought this was Michael Jackson's corpse propped up on the sofa.

well KDW i must say that is

well KDW i must say that is a good one

The way to stop discrimination on the basis of race is to stop discriminating on the basis of race.” -- Chief Justice John Roberts 

Nah.....

Way too fat.

But goofy looking enough, I suppose.

 

I hope he fails, too.

 

 

It's a Good Thing

That you're nominated for the supreme court instead of VP, you would never be able to get that foot out of your mouth!

Puerto Rico?..

I spent a month there one night.

Franken the clown

LOL

More Franken's

"Sonya, did'ja hear the one about the Puerto Rican and the Pig's feet?"

Stuart Smalley meets Sonia Sotomayor

You're good enough, you're smart enough, and doggone it, people like you!

Take Your Pick

  • "You're should-ing all over yourself."
  • "I am a worthy human being."
  • "I'm in a shame spiral."
  • "...Sara Lee...Mallomars ...Fig Newtons..."
  • "That's just stinkin' thinkin!"
  • "I don't know what I'm doing. They're gonna cancel the show. I'm gonna die homeless and penniless and twenty pounds overweight."
  • "I'm good enough, I'm smart enough, and doggone it, people like me."

All quotes courtesy of Stuart Smalley

 

'Good people sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf.' —George Orwell

"My qualifications as a

"My qualifications as a senator? I can play "Home On The Range" on my Little Tykes harmonica, and I haven't bitten anyone in five years."

Two-fer

(1)  Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them...

(2)  No you don't have more wisdom and empathy than me!  I'm good enough, I'm smart enough, and doggone it, people like me.

Camouflage conservative in Baghdad-by-the-Bay

Wrecked him? Damn near

Wrecked him? Damn near killed him!

It's a show Biz THING

break a leg...

 

Reagan VS Liberalism

Doubling down on stupid is

Doubling down on stupid is not a particularly good idea. ~Andrew Breitbart

Franken:  So is it true

Franken:  So is it true you broke your foot kicking yourself in the a$$ for saying that appellate courts make policy?

 

I didn't think it was physically possible, but this both sucks and blows.  -Bart Simpson

 

mb... LOL...that was a

mb...

LOL...that was a good one.

Can you even imagine the conversation these two had privately?

It had to be earth shaking with knowledge.

Doubling down on stupid is not a particularly good idea. ~Andrew Breitbart

"Judge Sonia Sotomayor and

"Judge Sonia Sotomayor and Sen. Al Franken, D-Minn." 

Or "Sotomayor Visits the Circus"

The "Mainstream" Media: By liberals. For liberals.

And remember...

Send your money to me; Senator Al Franken.

The Citizens of each State shall be entitled to all Privileges and Immunities of Citizens in the several States.
The US Constitution

Unless you're a fetus.
The US Supreme Court

I told you, you could break

I told you, you could break a leg getting out of my clown car...

Ya Know,

I used to be a ''cast member'' - ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.  Well, they never let me be a real member - just a diss-member.

Tongue twister

Broke leg meets broke brain.

 

Gary

I want my country back!

Who elected this Clown?

Isn't it amazing how I got elected?  Hey Judge, don't worry, you will have no problems getting confirmed.  I don't even have to sic my election cronies on the Senate to steal your nomination like I stole the election :-)

 "Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction." ~ Ronald Reagan

Who elected this clown?  

Who elected this clown?   A minority of Minnesota voters, a Democrat secretary of state, a handful of election "judges" (read "election thieves") and the Supreme Court of the State of Minnesota. 

Al Franken simply succeeded at stealing the election where Al Gore failed.  Coleman or the RNC should take this to federal court.  Minnesota's dubious judicial system effed this one up royally.

Agreed, mattm!!! I fear this is only the beginning!

America will be the LOSER once A C O R N becomes the main player in the 2010 census!

This comment comes from a proud Tea Party attendee, otherwise designated by Homeland Security as a Right Wing Radical Extremist!     It is no dishonor to be in a minority in the cause of liberty and virtue ~ Sam Adams

CC... Plus if you haven't

CC...

Plus if you haven't heard, did you see what Frank is wanting to do already regarding ACORN from the 1st Strangualtion $$$?

It would be laughable if it wasn't so scary, I fear this will slide through too...even though there is no profit from this as yet.

Doubling down on stupid is not a particularly good idea. ~Andrew Breitbart

It's not "Senator Al

It's not "Senator Al Franken" it's Illegitimate Senator Al Franken.

Please get it right from now on.

mattm... He's a Soros

mattm...

He's a Soros bought Franken.

Doubling down on stupid is not a particularly good idea. ~Andrew Breitbart

I am one white man you are

I am one white man you are clearly smarter than!

Hey!

What happened to the Booty-Gate captionfest??  Curious...

Gary

I want my country back!

I saw that too....I don't

I saw that too....I don't know why, but frankly I'm glad they pulled it.

That photo had already been beaten into the ground today.

I didn't think it was physically possible, but this both sucks and blows.  -Bart Simpson

 

mb, I haven't been on in a couple of days-was it the Drudge one?

This comment comes from a proud Tea Party attendee, otherwise designated by Homeland Security as a Right Wing Radical Extremist!     It is no dishonor to be in a minority in the cause of liberty and virtue ~ Sam Adams

CC... ...don't know if mb

CC...

...don't know if mb is here at the moment, but yes, it was.

Doubling down on stupid is not a particularly good idea. ~Andrew Breitbart

So what happened Sonia, get

So what happened Sonia? get drunk, fall down.

Caption

So judge, you aren't going to give us a hard time on any of this 'Constitution' nonsense are you?

Franken - all dressed up.

Hey.. that's a neat wrap on your leg. Wanna see my favorite outfit?

Sen. Al Franken

Given that there are three

Given that there are three lamps and at least two cameras (make that three including the camera that took this picture), Franken and Sotomayor must fight it out in hopes of being the 7th and 8th brightest bulbs in the room.

"I spent a lot of money on booze, birds and fast cars. The rest I just squandered."  -George Best

LOL!

Good one fitz!  : )

Gary

I want my country back!

Ditto that! Doubling down

Ditto that!

Doubling down on stupid is not a particularly good idea. ~Andrew Breitbart

Whispering...

Franken [whispering to bent-over photog]: That's it, make it good! I'm getting 20 grand from Levin for this "Britney shot."

Once hollywood, always hollywood.

Sorry.

Caption

So judge, I see someone missed the pinata, har-har-har.

Franken: So, you're going

Franken: So, you're going to stick it to whitey in the labor market plus take away his guns. Yep, looks like you have my vote locked up.

-Dave

"Obama's health care 'reform' plan is to blow up the building in order to fix a leak in the roof." - Herman Cain

OK...before I read the others...

LAME JUDGE MEETS LAME COMEDIAN.  FILM AT ELEVEN.

You know Sonia...

they think Rush Limbaugh is a "Big, Fat Idiot."  We sure fooled them didn't we!

When will the madness end?  Hopefully, January 20, 2013.

Tom

The Racist and the Half-Wit

coming this fall to an MSM near you

The way to stop discrimination on the basis of race is to stop discriminating on the basis of race.” -- Chief Justice John Roberts 

The capitol city just got uglier ... by two!

The capitol city just got uglier ... by two!

Looks to me like...

a wise Latina racist and an idiot coattail jockey- but I'm not sure which witch is which...

That's easy ... Frankin can

That's easy ... Franken can fit both feet in his mouth!

Even with the cast? Oh wait,

Even with the cast? Oh wait, that's the woman, right?

Gee Al

I wish Sen Byrd was here instead of you.As racist Sen Byrd and me have alot in common.I wonder if I can get a discount on my hood and robe?

Proof that with Affirmative

Proof that with Affirmative Action and the Americans with Disabilities Act anyone can serve the government. Inspirational posters due out shortly.

La Raza meets La

La Raza meets La Clown!

 

 

Wise Latina meets Wise A$$

2 GREAT ONES, TN Mom!!!

This comment comes from a proud Tea Party attendee, otherwise designated by Homeland Security as a Right Wing Radical Extremist!     It is no dishonor to be in a minority in the cause of liberty and virtue ~ Sam Adams

Franken's secret

Franken:  Before we get into my interview with you, let me first show you my official reporters tinfoil and antenna hat. It made me what I am today.

Minority conference -

Minority conference - Latina and unfunny comedian

Only two forms of government? Find out why... http://www.flixxy.co...

"Sir, if this is a dream,

"Sir, if this is a dream, don't wake me up!" 

"Could you say 'senator' instead of 'sir?' It's just a thing. ACORN worked so hard to get me that title. I'd appreciate it. Thank you."

metaphorsbwithu

meta

"Could you say 'senator' instead of 'sir?' It's just a thing. ACORN worked so hard to get me that title. I'd appreciate it. Thank you

Bwhahahahahahahaha!

true!  And seriously FUNNY.  

 

TN Mom ...

Unfortunately, it's not a dream but a nightmare, and all we can do, I suppose, is laugh. :-D

metaphorsbwithu

met

I laugh at your comedy genius.

I weep for my Country.

 

God Bless America

Land, that I LOVE!

Stand beside Her and

Guide Her,

Through the NIGHT.....

...with the light from

...with the light from up above.

Doubling down on stupid is not a particularly good idea. ~Andrew Breitbart

I like it.  Nicely

I like it.  Nicely done!

"I spent a lot of money on booze, birds and fast cars. The rest I just squandered."  -George Best

Looks like.....

A couple members of Losers Anonymous.  Now we're just waiting for the other members to show up.

Yes, it's wonderful . . .

that the Minnesota Republican Party had to pay me restitution of $95,000.00 for legal expenses and did so on the day I was sworn in as Senator.  Those silly Republicans, they pissed away their time, money, and Norm Coleman.

Money which I then turned

Money which I then turned back over to my friends on the bench as payment for "services rendered".  When you're on the Supreme Court will you accept C.O.D. like the judges who selected me "Senator", or will you demand payment up front like my brickbats at ACORN?

"I spent a lot of money on booze, birds and fast cars. The rest I just squandered."  -George Best

Finally,

the gruesome two-some meet!

 

And,

Our government slips deeper into absurdity.

either one

Look, you're an idiot and I am an idiot.  So, just between two idiots, how the hell did we get here?

*thanks to the Firesign Theatre for the inspiration.

 

"If you push something hard enough, it will fall over."

Fudd's law  

Cover Girl

"Oh yes! Now turn your head to the right. How about loosening the top button? Now shake your hair ... that's it baby!"

Notice how excited the photographers are in the shot. So much so, they broke out the big lens to shoot a homely frump. 

come on people..

Franken: Your excellency, uh, well, um, does the Church Lady know you raid her wardrobe? I can introduce you to Dana if you want.

Sotomayor: Well isn't that special!

A different Dave

The government has become dependent upon the citizens being dependent upon the government.

Hey Sonia;

I like what your doing with that 'one boot' look; how relevant with all the Michael Jackson stuff going on. By the way, what do we do now that we're here?

 

President Obama is nothing more than a lying empty suit; a Hollywood
style special effects smoke and mirrors show that has shown itself to
be a total fraud.
 

WAKE UP AMERICA! SAVE OUR CONSTITUTION! 

To paraphrase a fellow NBer,

If they say, "Wow! what a couple of idiots," at least they said, "Wow!" 

 "Atheah, atheah, atheah, that's all folks!"  -- Porky Pig

A certifiable "nut" has just become the new...

Senator from Minnesota.  If there is no backlash to this extreme foolishness in the 2010 elections, then it is all over folks.  We are finished as a great Country, once known as the land of the free and the home of the brave.  Jim Webster

Caption

Franken: So how do you people make those chimichangas? How do you roll them up so tight and keep them rolled up? Is there a secret? I love those things.

  Sonia:   "I would

 
Sonia:

 

"I would like to think that a wise latina woman with the richness of her experiences would more often than not be able to heal a busted ankle faster than a white male who hasn't lived those experiences.

 

 

 

"You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious. "

- Ben Kenobi on  Liberals, and the MSM.

" The Cake is a lie."   

S. Hi Doc thanks for seeing

S. Hi Doc thanks for seeing me

A. Hi Sonia (thinking wtf over)

oh ps 2 crazies in the room, should I supply them with a fictional psychologist, Alex Delaware or Alan Gregory, simply cause they are in la la land

 

 

Ooooh baby

How come the MSM hasn't commented on Stuart Smalley's ogling of Sonia Sotomayor?

 I can just hear Barry White playing in the background.........

 

The Joke and the Jokster

You choose

There is no sense in being stupid, if you can't prove it! - my dad V

In this exhibit

we see the common Acornius-Saurus, better known as "Children of the ACORN". Please check your wallets and purses before departing this exhibit, and we're walking...

AL & SONNY

Dumb & Dumber

Franken says to Sotomayer:

"Do you want to know why they call me "Smalley"?"