"Wearing his gym clothes and talking a little smack, press secretary Robert Gibbs was sent into the dunk tank at the White House luau ...by members of the press corps," reports Politico.com.
"In agreement initiated by FOX News's Wendell Goler, each member of the press corps will return the favor by kicking in $5 to a pool of money going to charity." [see videos below page break]
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The Press Secretary joins
June 26, 2009 - 16:26 ET by DingbatThe Press Secretary joins the State Run Media who are already in the tank.
Bbbbbut, I said everything
June 26, 2009 - 16:30 ET by kangarooBbbbbut, I said everything you told me, I was on your side, "sob" I'll try to do better I proooooooooomise, I still get to ride on scare force one right Bwaaaahhhha
More Gibb(s)erish
June 26, 2009 - 16:34 ET by Chris NormanWere they able to prove that babbling idiots float?
The "Mainstream" Media: By liberals. For liberals.
Waterboarding
June 26, 2009 - 16:32 ET by slickwillie2001Robert Gibbs, after a waterboarding session by the White House Press Corps, still refusing to answer any questions without dissembling.
A voice from the crowd:
June 26, 2009 - 16:32 ET by Rukus"For cryin' out loud! Somebody hurry up and flush already!"
Gary
Look, it's already hot as hell down here, so don't sweat it! - My Dad
Sweet tea please! - Me
Finally, the media shows how deep it will dive
June 26, 2009 - 16:33 ET by legacyrepublicanThis is a news photo that now shows the depths the MSM will dive to get the real news story on Obama.
And it only cost $5 a bribe to do so, btw!
Such conservative journalists who know how to spend their entire investigate Obama budget to get the real truth and dirt on the Obama administration.
That's Not A "Professional" Clown!
June 26, 2009 - 16:34 ET by Crash"AND NOW FOR MY NEXT TRICK ... I WILL ATTEMPT TO FILL THIS EMPTY TUB WITH SNOT."
LOL!
June 26, 2009 - 16:41 ET by RukusGood one Crash!
Gary
Look, it's already hot as hell down here, so don't sweat it! - My Dad
Sweet tea please! - Me
Just like a democrat ...
June 26, 2009 - 16:56 ET by CrashALWAYS DIVING INTO THE SHALLOW END.
Robert "Goebbels" Gibbs
June 26, 2009 - 16:40 ET by R D HelmRobert "Goebbels" Gibbs attempts to drown himself when he finally realized the true agenda of Barrack Hussein Obama.
-Dave
Obama's health care "reform" plan is to blow up the building in order to fix a leak in the roof-Herman Cain
Pool warmer?
June 26, 2009 - 16:58 ET by RukusGibby: Hold on a sec...uh, aahhhhhhhh! OK, now I'm ready.
BTW: What happened to the Barry/Nanny (ick) caption fest?
Gary
Look, it's already hot as hell down here, so don't sweat it! - My Dad
Sweet tea please! - Me
Water boarding ...
June 26, 2009 - 17:02 ET by Crash... carny style.
I don't care what you guys
June 26, 2009 - 16:49 ET by kangarooI don't care what you guys do, I am not going to admit that I am a useless excuse for a press secretary
~Gym clothes?
June 26, 2009 - 16:54 ET by choselife3xWere the price tags still attached?
Caption:
"Third time's the charm!"
That high-pitched scream you hear is the troll under my heel.
The press lines up
June 26, 2009 - 17:04 ET by the strugglerOne cup is not enough.You must immerse yourself in the Kool-Aid.
This administration is a circus...
June 26, 2009 - 17:09 ET by upcountrywaterWe will create new jobs!!!!
Apply today CALL 1-900-ZOO-PIMP
spew alert
June 26, 2009 - 17:11 ET by kangarooThe scary thing is seeing him actually get out of that tub, I mean he is wearing clingy fabric,
Looks like a floater.
June 26, 2009 - 17:20 ET by Crash"THIS IS YOUR DRAIN ON BUGS ... any questions?"
"That wasn't so bad. I get
June 26, 2009 - 17:34 ET by sic721"That wasn't so bad. I get wetter than this from my sweat at the daily press conferences."
"If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything."--Mark Twain
Weekend Captionfest: Dunking Robert Gibbs Edition
June 26, 2009 - 17:53 ET by KevindFThat finally cleared up my blocked nasal passages! Hallelujah!
Finally
June 26, 2009 - 18:10 ET by Retired GeekFinally a visual definition of 'Dunkin Donut'.
Dunkin Dough Nuts
June 26, 2009 - 18:25 ET by SanityClauseHey, I PAID MY TAXES!! What am I doing BEHIND BARS??
Behind bar?
June 26, 2009 - 18:53 ET by RukusBecause you DID pay your taxes! If ya didn't you'd be okey-dokey don'cha know. : )
Gary
Look, it's already hot as hell down here, so don't sweat it! - My Dad
Sweet tea please! - Me
Puff Ho
June 26, 2009 - 18:27 ET by slickwillie2001A Huffington Post columnist later admitted that his successful throw was pre-arranged with the White House.
Really.....
June 26, 2009 - 18:28 ET by SanityClauseAnother Obama administration official dclared to be all wet...
The first Obama administration official dclared all washed up...
...I heard that Obama was wet behind the ears, but Gates has him beat.
(Oh, this is too easy!!)
caption
June 26, 2009 - 18:48 ET by jessieHjessieH OK! OK! Stop waterboarding me. I'll confess! It was Pelosi! And Reid! And Dodd! And Frank! They are the real head of ACORN! I only got 1 billion dollars! They did it! They stole the money! Please stop! It wasn't me! I didn't vote for the cap & trade! It was them! It was them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gibbs
June 26, 2009 - 19:08 ET by client8The appropriate material to fall into should have been raw sewage. Just like the crap that Gibbs shovels at his White House briefings.
Dropping a kid off at the
June 26, 2009 - 19:16 ET by fitzfongDropping a kid off at the pool.
"I spent a lot of money on booze, birds and fast cars. The rest I just squandered." -George Best
→ Fitz
June 26, 2009 - 20:25 ET by Cool ArrowIs that like taking the Browns to the Super Bowl.
We will Barry you! - Russian Prophecy
Without having another
June 26, 2009 - 23:20 ET by fitzfongWithout having another clever euphemism to top that one, I'll just say yes.
"I spent a lot of money on booze, birds and fast cars. The rest I just squandered." -George Best
Gibbels squeals "You like
June 26, 2009 - 19:41 ET by Dan DiegoGibbels squeals "You like me, you really, really like me!!! as his joyful tears fill Crissey's drool containment unit.
Speak No Evil
June 26, 2009 - 19:59 ET by pbanks7Speak No Evil evolves from the Primordial Goo to announce the latest proclamation from the Great Imperial Obama.
"It's aLIVE! It's aLIVE!" - Dr. Frankenstein.
I can't BELIEVE I said
June 26, 2009 - 20:20 ET by pbanks7I can't BELIEVE I said that. This is the worst-tasting soap Barack has given me yet!
Are you going to believe what I say, or are you going to believe your lying eyes?
I just wished his clothing
June 26, 2009 - 20:48 ET by bigtimerI just wished his clothing was orange and the bars were black...with some in front of him too....along with all he came in with party-wise and backers....especially Soros.
Just can't find a danged thing humorous to say about this today.
Doubling down on stupid is not a particularly good idea. ~Andrew Breitbart
Not humorous
June 26, 2009 - 21:20 ET by RukusAt least he's not in front of a mic! ; )
Gary
Look, it's already hot as hell down here, so don't sweat it! - My Dad
Sweet tea please! - Me
Gary.... True! Plus...th
June 26, 2009 - 21:29 ET by bigtimerGary....
True!
Plus...that is always humorous when he is.
Doubling down on stupid is not a particularly good idea. ~Andrew Breitbart
I can cry...
June 26, 2009 - 20:50 ET by sam12663now and no one will notice.
President Obama is nothing more than a lying empty suit; a Hollywood
style special effects smoke and mirrors show that has shown itself to
be a total fraud.
WAKE UP AMERICA! SAVE OUR CONSTITUTION!
Oink
June 26, 2009 - 21:01 ET by nkviking75You know, every luau needs a pig.
When you put the clowns in charge, don't be surprised when a circus breaks out.
President trots out latest
June 26, 2009 - 21:22 ET by SherrytexPresident trots out latest way to finance health care.
Gibbs Confesses!!!
June 26, 2009 - 23:06 ET by OxyConHe's in over his head!
...
ACLU decries tactics...says admission was coerced through water torture.
...
After apoligizing to the world, Obama vows he will close down the dunk tank...says "We do not dunk anyone. There have been times when we were lead astray. But now that I'm here, we're a much better country."
...
Obama secretly signs executive order granting himself sole authority to dunk anyone on his staff!
OxyCon
June 26, 2009 - 23:14 ET by MightyMouthPlease don't do that after 11:00 pm central on a Friday. some of us are drinking and you could stop valuable conservative voting hearts!
"There are two types of people in this country; those who provide freedom and those who enjoy it." MM says...
I need to forge
June 27, 2009 - 00:35 ET by general companyObama secretly signs executive order granting himself sole authority to dunk anyone on his staff!
That signiture. It seems that Iran doesnt waterboard. What compassion they have for the folks.: [
My Gov. thinks I am dangerous, so be careful
"Television is a freak show" Bernie Goldberg
GC - right on - beheading is ever so much more compassionate!
June 28, 2009 - 18:43 ET by Cape ConservativeThis comment comes from a proud Tea Party attendee, otherwise known as a RWRE!! It is no dishonor to be in a minority in the cause of liberty and virtue ~ Sam Adams
I peed in the pool
June 26, 2009 - 23:49 ET by spmcintyrethere is no spoon...
...
June 27, 2009 - 00:31 ET by dervish"If he weighs as much as a duck, he must be made of wood, and therefore a witch!"
But seriously, how did they dunk him? Since when has the White House press corps had any balls?
bwahahahahaha!!!!!!
June 27, 2009 - 08:52 ET by Gecksyou said balls!!!!!!!!!
"The Government is not responsible for raising my children!"-My Mom
Intoducing
June 27, 2009 - 00:40 ET by general companyDipstick, give him a dip, see if he gets wet.
Obama looks like a sissy lefty in that show, you can watch him throw a baseball and tell he is not an American. Everyone should be able to see that!!
My Gov. thinks I am dangerous, so be careful
"Television is a freak show" Bernie Goldberg
GC Might I add - Never been a Cub or Boy Scout - never played
June 28, 2009 - 18:48 ET by Cape ConservativeLittle League - never marched in or watched a Fourth of July parade - never attended a Memorial Day ceremony and listened to the sad sound of Taps being played after our vets were honored - never attended a church where the pastor praised America - and most evidently as captured on film, NEVER put his hand over his heart during the Pledge of Allegiance or when the National Anthem was played!!!!
This comment comes from a proud Tea Party attendee, otherwise known as a RWRE!! It is no dishonor to be in a minority in the cause of liberty and virtue ~ Sam Adams
It's a Miracle
June 27, 2009 - 00:58 ET by ParagrouperWearing his gym clothes and nearly drowning in a tank full of Astro Glide, press secretary Robert Gibbs finally succeeded in pulling his head out of his ass.
Sadly, his prognosis is poor and a relapse is expected Monday.
"If everyone is thinking alike, someone isn't thinking." - General George Patton Jr
Robert Gibbs finally succeeded in pulling his head out of his a$
June 27, 2009 - 01:00 ET by general companyNo,, I dont think he succeded? Go to the slow-mo?
My Gov. thinks I am dangerous, so be careful
"Television is a freak show" Bernie Goldberg
Re head out of ass
June 27, 2009 - 08:09 ET by slickwillie2001I managed to find the 'before' picture of Gibbs, SFW: http://i23.photobucket.com
AP - White House employees
June 27, 2009 - 05:44 ET by Roger the ShrubberAP - White House employees raise money for *insert grievance group here* with the annual "Douche a Douche" fundraiser.
Too Funny ... where to start
June 27, 2009 - 07:01 ET by 10 2 oWhy would Adonis want to wear gym clothes in a dunking tank?
Libs donating, donating, $5 ... they should know, it is deductible (if they pay income tax)
"Monkey see, monkey
June 27, 2009 - 07:04 ET by Jack BauerYou Only Live Twice
June 27, 2009 - 07:13 ET by CaringwhiteguyI'm reminded of that scene from the Bond movie "You Only Live Twice". It's where Blofeld pulled the bridge out from under Helga, sending her into a pool of piranhas. Bobby would have made a good Helga.
Is there a bigger pool of piranhas than the White House press corps?
Is there a bigger pool of
June 27, 2009 - 07:16 ET by Jack BauerErr, yeah. The Obama White House.
Point taken
June 27, 2009 - 09:13 ET by CaringwhiteguyThe piranhas in the White House press corps haven't shown their teeth since January. Still the thought of Bobby splashing & thrashing for his life puts a little smile on my face.
Piranhas??
June 27, 2009 - 08:55 ET by GecksMore like guppies!!! To call the white house press corps Pirahnas is an insult to that noble fish!!
"The Government is not responsible for raising my children!" - My Mom
Piranhas?
June 27, 2009 - 10:16 ET by RukusPiranhas eating Gibby? Nah, even piranhas have standards. ; )
Gary
Look, it's already hot as hell down here, so don't sweat it! - My Dad
Sweet tea please! - Me
White House Press Secretary,
June 27, 2009 - 08:18 ET by GregEWhite House Press Secretary, Robert Gibbs, is tortured at a White House lau, by members of the Obama voice corps.
I told you i'd escape
June 27, 2009 - 09:35 ET by botgI told you i'd escape Clarice
“The way to stop discrimination on the basis of race is to stop discriminating on the basis of race.” -- Chief Justice John Roberts
re escape
June 27, 2009 - 13:08 ET by slickwillie2001Very good.
Ah, hell!
June 27, 2009 - 11:00 ET by BKeyserI just came up through a warm spot! Rahmbo? Was that you?! Dammit, my mouth was open!
BATH TIME FOR GIBBY
June 27, 2009 - 11:44 ET by charlietexasBATH TIME FOR GIBBY
Trick
June 27, 2009 - 12:07 ET by RukusGibby: Now watch and be amazed as I turn this pool into a bubble bath! Nnnngh! <beep!>
Barry: Damn! That was weak!
Tele: Figures.
Gary
Look, it's already hot as hell down here, so don't sweat it! - My Dad
Sweet tea please! - Me
ct... He can take all the
June 27, 2009 - 12:16 ET by bigtimerct...
He can take all the baths he wants...it'll never clean all the slime off of this grease-ball.
Doubling down on stupid is not a particularly good idea. ~Andrew Breitbart
bt - when one lies down with pigs, one ends up smelling like
June 28, 2009 - 18:52 ET by Cape Conservativea pig and is covered with pig excrement! The company he currently keeps fills that description to a 't'!!!!
This comment comes from a proud Tea Party attendee, otherwise known as a RWRE!! It is no dishonor to be in a minority in the cause of liberty and virtue ~ Sam Adams
Propagandist in Chief fills
June 27, 2009 - 12:13 ET by eaglewingz08Propagandist in Chief fills up on high power koolaid to get him through another week in Obamaland.
Looks like the toilet is
June 27, 2009 - 12:52 ET by fitzfongLooks like the toilet is stopped up again.
"I spent a lot of money on booze, birds and fast cars. The rest I just squandered." -George Best
you jiggle the handle
June 27, 2009 - 22:07 ET by katainkentI'll go get the plunger.
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Who controls the past controls the future. Who controls the present controls the past - George Orwell - 1984
Ohhh.....I thought he was
June 27, 2009 - 14:20 ET by DaBirdOhhh.....I thought he was in the drunk tank. My mistake.
DaBird... Why don't you
June 27, 2009 - 14:24 ET by bigtimerDaBird...
Why don't you know yet...dems never end up in a drunk tank.
Just ask the majority of the msm... of all venues.
Doubling down on stupid is not a particularly good idea. ~Andrew Breitbart
Isn't the White House press
June 28, 2009 - 14:31 ET by DaBirdIsn't the White House press room the drunk tank?
Monica Conyers, middle right
June 27, 2009 - 21:35 ET by kangarooMonica Conyers, middle right with white dress, is overheard saying, "Hell I just admitted it"
Nanny/Barry?
June 28, 2009 - 01:48 ET by RukusWhat happened to the original Nanny/Barry caption fest??
Gary
I want my country back!
Re Nanny/Barry
June 28, 2009 - 09:34 ET by slickwillie2001Ah, someone else caught it. Articles are sometimes put up here and then taken down within a couple of minutes for some reason, including sometimes a caption contest.
My caption was: Obama: my congratulations on the Sanford operation; when do we start on Romney?
I don't remember
June 28, 2009 - 10:09 ET by RukusI posted something about Barry whispering to Nanny to just pretend he was Harrry or something like that. It went poof right after that. Gremlins I guess. Oh well, woulda', coulda' been fun. Maybe next weekend. Anyway, this weekends caption fest was pretty easy: The pool- Gibby farted, people parted! : )
Gary
I want my country back!
Call the plumber
June 28, 2009 - 10:14 ET by jdlybrand"this turd won't flush!"
Just like Fonzy....
June 28, 2009 - 12:01 ET by VT Con ManGibbs just jumped the shark. It is all downhill for these idiots.
Brrrrap!
June 28, 2009 - 20:01 ET by RukusAfter being dunked, Gibby atempts to cover a fart.
As usual...
Gary
I want my country back!
Gibbs couldn't make it to
June 28, 2009 - 20:38 ET by Dan DiegoGibbs couldn't make it to the bathhouse, so Obama had one brought in.
Bonus Time?
June 28, 2009 - 20:49 ET by KJ_sezI'll pay an extra $1 per second if I can hold him under water. It'd be the best $300 I ever spent. >:)
Government sucks, but AT&T is worse. Really.