This comment comes from a proud Tea Party attendee, otherwise known as a RWRE!! It is no dishonor to be in a minority in the cause of liberty and virtue ~ Sam Adams
This is a 'drug' warning lable type explanation. I'll explain in detail for all of us.
"Botox works by temporarily paralyzing the muscles at the site of injection. In rare cases, this effect may spread to other muscles near the intended area. This can cause temporary paralysis in neighboring muscles, which may lead to eyelid droop or other facial paralysis. This side effect occurs in less than 1 percent of Botox patients.
"Other adverse reactions that may be experienced by a minority of Botox patients include pain in the face, erythema (redness of the skin) at the injection site and facial muscle weakness. In most cases, these reactions dissipate roughly one week after injection."
So, with respect to the 'spread', I submit that it might include the primary muscle (brain) of the target. I would also suppose that the more of the stuff (frequency) impacts on the, well, dare I say it, impact of the stuff.
And in the case of 'most cases', I would submit that the implication is that there are some cases that the reaction never dissipates.
Having lived near San Francisco, since removed, I can attest that the egos involved would never admit to any adverse reaction to a drug choice made by the residents, thereof.
ACA
...
Quoted from: 'Acaiguana notes from the Underground' (Soon to be at theaters near you)
I went to the video store tonight, and Ghostbusters was on the tv's in the corners, right at the part where Leon had the Keymaster and Bill Murray had the Gatekeeper! how funny!
Dingy Harry tries to convince Nan-tilla the Hun that he still has a bullet left in his "gun".....
Dingy Harry: Well punk, are you feeling lucky?
When asked if he went to war with Iraq to derail the impeachment vote: “I don’t think any serious person would believe that any President would do such a thing." - President Clinton (Dec 1998).
enough to make me take the fork to my eyes. Gah!!! The only thing worse, that I could imagine would be Sen. Debbie (fat cow) Stabenow in Nancy's place.
"Once the female Pelosis spider recognizes the male's courtship behavior, she will position herself for sex, signaling to the male that she is receptive, or she will make it clear that she is not receptive (by shaking her web, just crawling away or refusing to answer further questions). If the male is desperate to mate, he may proceed anyway, with full understanding that the female might kill him."
An embarrassing situation occurred while Senator Pelosi was updating her slutty, plastic, fright attendant look at a Yankees game.... she got knocked up by H-Reid.
When asked if he went to war with Iraq to derail the impeachment vote: “I don’t think any serious person would believe that any President would do such a thing." - President Clinton (Dec 1998).
..but I'd rather be kissing BHO, but he's over in the corner getting his a$$ kissed by Charlie Gibson.
President Obama is nothing more than a lying empty suit; a Hollywood
style special effects smoke and mirrors show that has shown itself to
be a total fraud.
raaalllppphhh! I could not think of a more repugnent picture if I had too! Actually Helen Thomas and Arlen Spectre doing the horizontal mambo could put a person in a coma for life! (shiver) I am going to go blow chunks again now!
Not to be outdone by the 1st couple, Nancy and Harry have their own "date night" though this one cost Harry $500 for an hour, and Nancy later denied she was even in the room...
"This
liberal would be all about socialize -- uh, uh, would be about
basically taking over and the government running all of your companies."-Maxine Waters 2008
This comment comes from a proud Tea Party attendee, otherwise known as a RWRE!! It is no dishonor to be in a minority in the cause of liberty and virtue ~ Sam Adams
stealing the spotlight by telling LIE AFTER LIE AFTER LIE about the CIA!
I'll let you have some time in the headlines now...after all, my trip to China made those idiots in the press corps forget ALL about my LYING EYES (and EARS and LIPS)! xxooLiarLiarPantsonFireNan
This comment comes from a proud Tea Party attendee, otherwise known as a RWRE!! It is no dishonor to be in a minority in the cause of liberty and virtue ~ Sam Adams
Three dead bodies turn up at the mortuary, all with
very big smiles on their faces. The coroner calls the police to tell
them what has happened.
The Coroner tells the Inspector, "First body is a 72 year old
Frenchman. He died of heart failure while with his mistress. Hence the
enormous smile."
"The second body is an Irishman, 25 years of age. He won a thousand
dollars on the lottery and spent it all on whisky. Died of alcohol
poisoning, hence the smile.
" The Inspector asked, "What of the third body?"
"Ah," says the coroner, "This is the most unusual one. Nancy Pelosi,
Speaker of the House, 66, struck by lightning."
"Why is she smiling then?" inquires the Inspector.
House Speaker Nancy Pelosi, tired of Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid's condescending flirtations, grins with glee while burying her knee into his groin.
Don't forget to buy a copy of the 15th Anniversary Special Edition of The Nightmare Before Christmas with never before seen footage!
"An armed society is a polite society. Manners are good when one may have to back up his acts with his life." --Robert A. Heinlein, "Beyond This Horizon," 1942
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June 19, 2009 - 15:05 ET by Cool ArrowTake out those false teeth Nancy.
♣ a seal
YIKES!!!
June 19, 2009 - 15:42 ET by BronxBomberDon't ask...Dont tell..
PLEASE!!!
We gotta find a new planet...
Air-Kisses between the
June 19, 2009 - 15:09 ET by bigtimerAir-Kisses between the Air-Heads.
Doubling down on stupid is not a particularly good idea. ~Andrew Breitbart
That's just wrong!
June 19, 2009 - 15:09 ET by BlondeGray foreplay in public is just gross.
These, two, however....give a whole new dictionary of meaning to the word "gross".
I hope he fails, too.
LMAO
June 21, 2009 - 13:02 ET by XBOLTS@ "Gray Foreplay" but this photo gives me a sick feeling in the pit of my stomach.
My caption is YUCK! Patooey
Harry, I said kiss my buttocks....
June 19, 2009 - 15:13 ET by JTPNot my botox!
"Live for yourself...there's no one else more worth living for.
Begging hands and bleeding hearts will only cry out for more"- Rush--Anthem
Lol JTP... People should
June 19, 2009 - 15:18 ET by bigtimerLol JTP...
People should be terrified this pair are leaders in congress.
Doubling down on stupid is not a particularly good idea. ~Andrew Breitbart
What do you mean should?
June 19, 2009 - 15:32 ET by general companyI am scared sh¡tless,
My Gov. thinks I am dangerous, so be careful
"Television is a freak show" Bernie Goldberg
MIB moment
June 19, 2009 - 15:22 ET by kangaroowow look at that creepy alien hand,
THEY ARE AMONG US!
June 21, 2009 - 18:53 ET by RiharI didn't notice until you mentioned it. Creepy, in a Pelosi sort of way. Which is redundant I suppose.
When a liberal speaks, the truth is busy elsewhere.
→ Creepy Rihar
June 21, 2009 - 18:55 ET by Cool ArrowStretch Hobbits to a quadrilogy, and she plays Momma Gollum.
Yeeeeesh!
June 19, 2009 - 15:31 ET by KellyRYeeeeesh!
Weekend
June 19, 2009 - 15:35 ET by garcutThanks for ruining my weekend, now that I have that image stuck in my head!!
"I'd pucker, but I can't
June 19, 2009 - 15:38 ET by HockeyKid"I'd pucker, but I can't anymore!"
"Beauty is only skin deep, but liberal's to the bone." - me
I'll be your Hoochie-Coochie Man---
June 19, 2009 - 15:42 ET by Roscoe MendagoJust you and me Hoochie Mama....
One of these days Nancy ...
June 19, 2009 - 15:50 ET by CrashPOW ... Right in the Kisser!
What is this?
June 19, 2009 - 15:50 ET by ParagrouperAn advertisement for birth control?
EEEWWWWWWW!
"If everyone is thinking alike, someone isn't thinking." - General George Patton Jr
E-e-e-e-i-o-u!
June 19, 2009 - 15:50 ET by wnaegeledis⋅gust⋅ing: /dɪsˈgʌstɪŋ, dɪˈskʌs-/ Pronunciation [dis-guhs-ting, di-skuhs-]
–adjective
causing disgust; offensive to the physical, moral, or aesthetic taste
"After we kiss ... would you
June 19, 2009 - 15:51 ET by Crash"After we kiss ... would you please change your diaper?"
Depends. Doubling down on
June 19, 2009 - 15:53 ET by bigtimer"Depends"
Doubling down on stupid is not a particularly good idea. ~Andrew Breitbart
BT, how about this one...
June 19, 2009 - 19:19 ET by goldenthroat"Harry, is that Obama's stimulus package in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?"
"Inferior people should not be employed!" - Firesign Theatre
Evenin' gt... Well...that
June 19, 2009 - 19:27 ET by bigtimerEvenin' gt...
Well...that stimulus package better be up to par or she will take care of that in the conference committee.
Doubling down on stupid is not a particularly good idea. ~Andrew Breitbart
Sheeesh!!!!!!!!
June 19, 2009 - 15:53 ET by DoktorFrankenYou really can't un-see this kind of horror.
Nancy Pelosi and Harry Reid
June 19, 2009 - 15:54 ET by motherbeltNancy Pelosi and Harry Reid take on the Madeline Kahn and Gene Wilder roles in "Not So Young Frankenstein"
Pelosi (sweetly): "No tongue...."
OK, I think I threw up in my mouth a little.
I didn't think it was physically possible, but this both sucks and blows. -Bart Simpson
"The tafetta!"
June 19, 2009 - 16:10 ET by Roger the Shrubber"The tafetta!"
Train Station Scene
June 21, 2009 - 18:56 ET by RiharTafetta darling?
When a liberal speaks, the truth is busy elsewhere.
Here, let me get that
June 19, 2009 - 15:56 ET by bedmondsonHere, let me get that placenta you forgot behind your ear.
Just plain yuck!
June 19, 2009 - 15:57 ET by ConservativeCopHarry to Nancy: Is that a pencil in your pocket or are you just happy to see me"?
Nancy to Harry: "Watch the stitches Harry, just back from the plastic surgeon".
Ick
June 19, 2009 - 15:57 ET by RukusHarry takes a big 'ol sniff
then throw's up in his mouth!
+
Gary
The answer is clear, and it mixes well with orange juice! - My Dad
And that's my excuse! - Me
Urp
June 19, 2009 - 15:58 ET by DingbatI know we said we had had enough of Obama caption contests, but this is taking it way too far.
Pelosi/Reid OOOKayyy.
June 19, 2009 - 15:59 ET by acaiguanaSo much for the Christian Right or the Conservative invading the bedroom!
Shucks, I thunk I wuz suppozed to keep my stuff to myself.
I'm confused.
ACA
...
Quoted from: 'Acaiguana notes from the Underground' (Soon to be at theaters near you)
Good photo for an advertising blitz...
June 19, 2009 - 15:59 ET by Bob in TampaHopefully for Harry, some of Nancy's BOTOX will rub off on that double chin.
Republicans are always accused of being sharks; I wish they'd rise to the level of minnows... Ann Coulter
Wow, even from here I cant
June 19, 2009 - 16:04 ET by USA4freedomWow, even from here I cant see your face move..
Ronald Reagan, 1962: I did not leave the Democratic party, the party left me.
Insert: your name, 2008, and the Republican party.
But USA.....
June 19, 2009 - 16:08 ET by BlondeCan Harry see her eyes blink?
I hope he fails, too.
NEVER!!!! Ronald
June 19, 2009 - 17:32 ET by USA4freedomNEVER!!!!
Ronald Reagan, 1962: I did not leave the Democratic party, the party left me.
Insert: your name, 2008, and the Republican party.
She couldn't shut them if she tried ;-) Undoubtedly she sleeps
June 20, 2009 - 18:48 ET by Cape Conservativewith her eyes WIDE OPEN!
This comment comes from a proud Tea Party attendee, otherwise known as a RWRE!! It is no dishonor to be in a minority in the cause of liberty and virtue ~ Sam Adams
BOTOX hazards and Nancy P (the Democrat in Charge)!
June 19, 2009 - 16:15 ET by acaiguanaThis is a 'drug' warning lable type explanation. I'll explain in detail for all of us.
"Botox works by temporarily paralyzing the muscles at the site of injection. In rare cases, this effect may spread to other muscles near the intended area. This can cause temporary paralysis in neighboring muscles, which may lead to eyelid droop or other facial paralysis. This side effect occurs in less than 1 percent of Botox patients.
"Other adverse reactions that may be experienced by a minority of Botox patients include pain in the face, erythema (redness of the skin) at the injection site and facial muscle weakness. In most cases, these reactions dissipate roughly one week after injection."
So, with respect to the 'spread', I submit that it might include the primary muscle (brain) of the target. I would also suppose that the more of the stuff (frequency) impacts on the, well, dare I say it, impact of the stuff.
And in the case of 'most cases', I would submit that the implication is that there are some cases that the reaction never dissipates.
Having lived near San Francisco, since removed, I can attest that the egos involved would never admit to any adverse reaction to a drug choice made by the residents, thereof.
ACA
...
Quoted from: 'Acaiguana notes from the Underground' (Soon to be at theaters near you)
Never dissapates....
June 19, 2009 - 17:37 ET by bigtimeraca...
...and Pop-Up Pelosi is a living example of exactly what you are pointing out here.
Perfect.
Doubling down on stupid is not a particularly good idea. ~Andrew Breitbart
Necrophilia on Capitol Hill
June 19, 2009 - 16:07 ET by mattmNecrophilia on Capitol Hill
mattm... Night of the
June 19, 2009 - 16:09 ET by bigtimermattm...
Night of the Living Dead.
Doubling down on stupid is not a particularly good idea. ~Andrew Breitbart
put that tongue back in your mouth, harry...
June 19, 2009 - 16:16 ET by puredmashieand your teeth.
swing hard in case you hit it.
Wish that would stay in Lost Vagas, But noo posted until Sunday
June 19, 2009 - 16:17 ET by upcountrywaterUmmm can't remember the last time I kissed something this tight, hummm, conga drum, Gila Monster? Nope is this called "skin"?
Trust me I've kissed everything under the Sun.
Reagan VS Carter and 0bama
Is that Starkist tuna I
June 19, 2009 - 16:21 ET by Roger the ShrubberIs that Starkist tuna I smell behind your ear?
Caption
June 19, 2009 - 16:24 ET by leeh1128Oh Harry, you are the man for me! Just watch the botox okay?
~
Cheers,
LH
Pucker up ... we're next!
June 19, 2009 - 16:24 ET by CrashPucker up ... we're next!
Bacon
June 19, 2009 - 16:26 ET by RukusBacon! Baaaaacon! I smellllllll bacon!
Nanny: Work's every time!
Gary
The answer is clear, and it mixes well with orange juice! - My Dad
And that's my excuse! - Me
Ugh
June 19, 2009 - 16:34 ET by ForbusObama's stimulus plan shows results....
Carefull Harry.........
June 19, 2009 - 16:35 ET by BEGRUNTmy face may crack off.
Shakespeare---
June 19, 2009 - 16:37 ET by Roscoe MendagoOh you ugly bi-ch, with bloodshot eyes and droopy t-ts, the thought of you makes my a$$ itch, ahhhh snakesh-t....
tonights episode of "Make Me Laugh"
June 19, 2009 - 16:39 ET by botgis pre-empted by our new show "Make Me Barf"
“The way to stop discrimination on the basis of race is to stop discriminating on the basis of race.” -- Chief Justice John Roberts
→ Very carefully!!!
June 19, 2009 - 16:40 ET by Cool ArrowMating ritual of porkupines.
Yes, I meant to spell it that way.
♣ a seal
CA
June 19, 2009 - 16:41 ET by BlondeThat was one of your better ones, ever.
I hope he fails, too.
I AM THE KEYMASTER. I AM
June 19, 2009 - 16:40 ET by tazzI AM THE KEYMASTER. I AM THE GATEKEEPER.
I went to the video store
June 19, 2009 - 20:10 ET by Conservative in the ArtsI went to the video store tonight, and Ghostbusters was on the tv's in the corners, right at the part where Leon had the Keymaster and Bill Murray had the Gatekeeper! how funny!
now we know
June 19, 2009 - 16:40 ET by botgwhere "Chucky" came from
“The way to stop discrimination on the basis of race is to stop discriminating on the basis of race.” -- Chief Justice John Roberts
Harry kisses ass.
June 19, 2009 - 16:41 ET by KJ_sezHarry kisses ass.
WTG
June 21, 2009 - 13:09 ET by XBOLTSHarry kisses ass.........
WTG KJ! You posted the winner in my humble opinion.
That picture would knock a
June 19, 2009 - 16:42 ET by ricklailThat picture would knock a buzzard off a crap wagon.
Semper suprene nitens
Don Pelosi receives
June 19, 2009 - 16:43 ET by botgDon Pelosi receives greeting from the Nevada mob
“The way to stop discrimination on the basis of race is to stop discriminating on the basis of race.” -- Chief Justice John Roberts
Yep botg... As they hitch
June 19, 2009 - 16:47 ET by bigtimerYep botg...
As they hitch up with the Chicago crew.
As Soros smiles.
Doubling down on stupid is not a particularly good idea. ~Andrew Breitbart
Don't call me Senator...call me "honey"....
June 19, 2009 - 16:48 ET by ForbusI thought they weren't going to release the Guantanamo torture photos...
"I got your stimulus package
June 19, 2009 - 16:48 ET by Crash"I got your stimulus package right here baby!"
Teeth
June 19, 2009 - 16:57 ET by MES41067Are those your teeth in my mouth or yours?
(Lenin called them "useful idiots" I for one have no use for them.)
LOL.
June 19, 2009 - 17:16 ET by SchnikeysLOL.
this reminds me of an
June 19, 2009 - 17:03 ET by kangaroothis reminds me of an interview with george burns, when asked did he still have sex, he said no, have you ever tried to play pool with a rope,
LOL.
June 19, 2009 - 17:15 ET by SchnikeysLOL.
Oh, God. I'm not even
June 19, 2009 - 17:14 ET by SchnikeysOh, God.
I'm not even going to write a caption for this.
God in heaven.
Kiss of the Vampires.
June 19, 2009 - 17:33 ET by Dan DiegoHarry: When I look into your cold, dead eyes I can't see my reflection.
They ruined...
June 19, 2009 - 17:35 ET by pantrymana perfectly functional ass when they put teeth in Nancy's mouth.....
uh oh
June 19, 2009 - 17:36 ET by John WIuh oh!
Nancy and Harry reveal the
June 19, 2009 - 17:50 ET by eaglewingz08Nancy and Harry reveal the CIA's new methods of enhanced interrogation.
→ Enhanced Interrogation
June 19, 2009 - 17:52 ET by Cool ArrowWhoever they've got stuck in the middle of that sandwich will definitely talk.
♣
Slobber Boarding?
June 19, 2009 - 18:21 ET by CrashSlobber Boarding?
"No Tongue!"
June 19, 2009 - 18:20 ET by CrashToo bad we're not in India they'd both serve time for that artificially sweetened public display of affectation.
My eyes!! My EYES!!!!
June 19, 2009 - 18:28 ET by Tom PaineMy eyes!! My EYES!!!!
Dingy Harry tries to
June 19, 2009 - 18:40 ET by JerryDingy Harry tries to convince Nan-tilla the Hun that he still has a bullet left in his "gun".....
Dingy Harry: Well punk, are you feeling lucky?
When asked if he went to war with Iraq to derail the impeachment vote: “I don’t think any serious person would believe that any President would do such a thing." - President Clinton (Dec 1998).
Peanuts!
June 19, 2009 - 18:44 ET by slickwillie2001This is actually a sneak preview of the new Planter's Peanuts ad.
Are we kissing yet? I can't feel my lips!
June 19, 2009 - 19:12 ET by kono"Remember, my dear, we're in charge of Congress and Hillary's just a secretary..."
"Mmmmmm, I just LOVE it when you talk dirty, Harry!"
I think I'm gonna be sick.
June 19, 2009 - 19:44 ET by bobwhiteWhat a gut-wrenching sight.
You can be Ready???
June 19, 2009 - 20:03 ET by Cho Yi FanViva Viagra!!!
Cho.... Lol...that'
June 19, 2009 - 20:13 ET by bigtimerCho....
Lol...that' really bad....it's so bad I'm laughing and replying.
Doubling down on stupid is not a particularly good idea. ~Andrew Breitbart
If I were Harry, I'd be
June 19, 2009 - 20:04 ET by mister josephIf I were Harry, I'd be calling Larry Craig after that.
Nancy, said in the throws
June 19, 2009 - 20:06 ET by Conservative in the ArtsNancy, said in the throws of passion: "Oh Harry!"
Harry: "I prefer to be called 'senator.' I worked very hard for that title."
This was
June 19, 2009 - 20:12 ET by UpNorthenough to make me take the fork to my eyes. Gah!!! The only thing worse, that I could imagine would be Sen. Debbie (fat cow) Stabenow in Nancy's place.
CitA... Can't you just
June 19, 2009 - 20:16 ET by bigtimerCitA...
Can't you just really hear him saying that....one way or the other..
That was rich.
Doubling down on stupid is not a particularly good idea. ~Andrew Breitbart
Hmmmmm........
June 19, 2009 - 20:37 ET by pantrymanAlien hugs Predator.....
Pelosis Californius Arachnidae
June 19, 2009 - 20:50 ET by SickofLibs"Once the female Pelosis spider recognizes the male's courtship behavior, she will position herself for sex, signaling to the male that she is receptive, or she will make it clear that she is not receptive (by shaking her web, just crawling away or refusing to answer further questions). If the male is desperate to mate, he may proceed anyway, with full understanding that the female might kill him."
..and devour him
June 19, 2009 - 20:54 ET by bigtimer..and devour him later.
Black Widows.
Doubling down on stupid is not a particularly good idea. ~Andrew Breitbart
Yep
June 19, 2009 - 21:55 ET by general companyBlack Widows
My Gov. thinks I am dangerous, so be careful
"Television is a freak show" Bernie Goldberg
gc.... Grand. How do
June 19, 2009 - 22:03 ET by bigtimergc....
Grand.
How do you have those so close to hand? (I'm grining from ear to ear.)
Doubling down on stupid is not a particularly good idea. ~Andrew Breitbart
Harry reid: "In
June 19, 2009 - 21:45 ET by BlazerHarry Reid:
"In all of the evil most corrupt flop houses of sin and degradation in the world......you had to walk into mine.
"You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious. "
- Ben Kenobi on Liberals, and the MSM.
" The Cake is a lie."
Yuck!!
June 19, 2009 - 21:58 ET by sic721Pelosi: "Harry, I'm not wearing any panties!"
Reid: "Oh boy, I am!"
"Liberalism is telling a man he can't have a steak just because a baby can't chew it."
Mark Twain(paraphrased)
I Want To Suck Your Blood...
June 19, 2009 - 22:01 ET by jacketskierHarry: "I want to suck your blood."
Nancy: "You can try but I gave that up when I supported the marriage between vampires bill last year, H.R. 666."
And this concludes our
June 19, 2009 - 22:15 ET by BlazerAnd this concludes our latest episode of paper mache' and Elmers Glue stick theatre.......
"You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious. "
- Ben Kenobi on Liberals, and the MSM.
" The Cake is a lie."
This...
June 20, 2009 - 12:28 ET by Mike Sargent...is on a completely different level of gross.
o_O the guys at work know I have a weird sense of humor, but DUDE. That's just gross...
Two of the greatest
June 19, 2009 - 22:52 ET by SvenTwo of the greatest technological advancements of the 20th Century: Plastic and Rubber
Harry and Nancy, deserve each other.
June 19, 2009 - 22:53 ET by CTStill makes me want to puke.
Snake Charmer Meets Pain in
June 19, 2009 - 23:05 ET by metaphorsbwithuSnake Charmer Meets Pain in the Asp ... or vice versa.
metaphorsbwithu
Barak..."Harry!! When I
June 20, 2009 - 03:10 ET by ex buff e-dubBarak..."Harry!! When I said 'kiss my a$$' it was rhetorical!
The only real stimulus...
June 20, 2009 - 04:52 ET by dcullingThe only real stimulus your, your children's and your grandchildren's tax money was ever going to buy.
The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants - Thomas Jefferson
txt msg
June 20, 2009 - 06:46 ET by FranksamLater that night, Nancy would text her friends, "OMG, I just did the Senator!"
Dracula VS. Skeletor.
June 20, 2009 - 06:58 ET by nadadhimmiA Las Vegas death match! Dracula has home field but Skeletor has her psychotic supporters out in force.
Holy Cow, look at that hand!!
June 20, 2009 - 07:40 ET by motherbeltAs Harry zeroes in on her face, Nancy Pelosi prepares to administer the Vulcan death grip on his shoulder.
I didn't think it was physically possible, but this both sucks and blows. -Bart Simpson
When necrophilia meets agalmatophilia.
June 20, 2009 - 08:07 ET by Ted ClarkeWhen you cross a necrophiliac with an agalmatophiliac, do you get a corpse that looks like a mannequin or a mannequin that looks like a corpse?
Hmmm, well...the thought of Pelosi and Reid breeding is a thought that should NOT be thought!
And while I'm at it, what is Nancy saying?
"Reid, my lips! No, Newt axes!"
Sure, it makes no sense, but when has Nancy Pelosi ever made any sense?
Hold on there a moment,
June 20, 2009 - 09:50 ET by Roger the ShrubberHold on there a moment, Dennis Miller. Need to grab a dictionary to get your joke... :)
Plastic meets spastic.
June 20, 2009 - 08:17 ET by DaBirdPlastic meets spastic.
Nan: Talk dirty to me you
June 20, 2009 - 08:53 ET by Dan DiegoNan: Talk dirty to me you naughty boy, lie to me Harry like a CIA agent, yes, oh yes!!!
Read BHO's Teleprompter
June 20, 2009 - 08:56 ET by 10 2 oIt says I may get FREE viagra is we socialize health care.
→ OK Nan
June 20, 2009 - 09:16 ET by Cool ArrowYour skin is stretched so thight
It's like banging a drum.
♣
Whisper
June 20, 2009 - 08:58 ET by RukusHarry: (whisper, whisper)...
Nanny: You'd what? Waterboard me! Oh! You naughty boy! (giggle).
Gary
Look, it's already hot as hell down here, so don't sweat it! - My Dad
Sweet tea please! - Me
THAT...
June 20, 2009 - 09:22 ET by dervish...should have stayed in Vegas.
An embarrassing situation
June 20, 2009 - 09:52 ET by JerryAn embarrassing situation occurred while Senator Pelosi was updating her slutty, plastic, fright attendant look at a Yankees game.... she got knocked up by H-Reid.
When asked if he went to war with Iraq to derail the impeachment vote: “I don’t think any serious person would believe that any President would do such a thing." - President Clinton (Dec 1998).
You'll do for now...
June 20, 2009 - 10:12 ET by sam12663..but I'd rather be kissing BHO, but he's over in the corner getting his a$$ kissed by Charlie Gibson.
President Obama is nothing more than a lying empty suit; a Hollywood
style special effects smoke and mirrors show that has shown itself to
be a total fraud.
WAKE UP AMERICA! SAVE OUR CONSTITUTION!
raaalllppphhh! I could not
June 20, 2009 - 10:13 ET by jistincaseraaalllppphhh! I could not think of a more repugnent picture if I had too! Actually Helen Thomas and Arlen Spectre doing the horizontal mambo could put a person in a coma for life! (shiver) I am going to go blow chunks again now!
and double
June 20, 2009 - 10:59 ET by UpNorthraaaalppphhhhh. This image and just the thought of snarlin' Arlen and Helen in, oh gah, can't even finish that sentence, or thought.
Lets Don't Play Doctor
June 20, 2009 - 10:15 ET by Retired GeekI don't want to see yours and I know you don't want to see mine.
Reid the pervert
June 20, 2009 - 11:05 ET by Delsaand Nancy the sexless kitten.
Gag me
HOw to Kiss Harry
June 20, 2009 - 11:10 ET by pbthinkerNancy: "I just close my eyes and pretend it's Barack!!!"
Election 2008-God's way of showing us that elections count.
Captionfest
June 20, 2009 - 11:12 ET by Free StinkerWow Nancy! I can still taste the Botox™ !
Nancy's Prayer
June 20, 2009 - 15:17 ET by BluntPlease Obama, don't let him die then I'll be the ugliest person in Congress.
the 3rd couple
June 20, 2009 - 15:22 ET by BKeyserNot to be outdone by the 1st couple, Nancy and Harry have their own "date night" though this one cost Harry $500 for an hour, and Nancy later denied she was even in the room...
One more
June 20, 2009 - 15:24 ET by BKeyser(I hope this isn't a repeat)
Practicing one of Hollywood's most famous scenes, the Speaker fakes an orgasm in the new sequal: "When Harry Met Nancy"
Please, I beg of you
June 20, 2009 - 16:24 ET by Kat Outta the BagWill somebody please take this picture off this site? I'm going to have to sleep with the lights on for weeks!
my tag line says it all...
June 20, 2009 - 16:51 ET by American.Patriot... "When I look in the mirror, I say, 'He did not sell his soul for short-term politics.'" President George W. Bush, June 18, 2009
Take it easy Harry
June 20, 2009 - 17:21 ET by RESTLESS 1My face is liable to crack.
"This
liberal would be all about socialize -- uh, uh, would be about
basically taking over and the government running all of your companies."-Maxine Waters 2008
To think these two are our 'leaders' DISGUSTS ME to no end!
June 20, 2009 - 19:00 ET by Cape ConservativeAnd that is BEFORE considering the 'kiss'
This comment comes from a proud Tea Party attendee, otherwise known as a RWRE!! It is no dishonor to be in a minority in the cause of liberty and virtue ~ Sam Adams
Kiss me again, Harry and tell me you forgive me for
June 20, 2009 - 19:18 ET by Cape Conservativestealing the spotlight by telling LIE AFTER LIE AFTER LIE about the CIA!
I'll let you have some time in the headlines now...after all, my trip to China made those idiots in the press corps forget ALL about my LYING EYES (and EARS and LIPS)! xxooLiarLiarPantsonFireNan
This comment comes from a proud Tea Party attendee, otherwise known as a RWRE!! It is no dishonor to be in a minority in the cause of liberty and virtue ~ Sam Adams
Smile
June 20, 2009 - 21:22 ET by doug1950Three dead bodies turn up at the mortuary, all with
very big smiles on their faces. The coroner calls the police to tell
them what has happened.
The Coroner tells the Inspector, "First body is a 72 year old
Frenchman. He died of heart failure while with his mistress. Hence the
enormous smile."
"The second body is an Irishman, 25 years of age. He won a thousand
dollars on the lottery and spent it all on whisky. Died of alcohol
poisoning, hence the smile.
" The Inspector asked, "What of the third body?"
"Ah," says the coroner, "This is the most unusual one. Nancy Pelosi,
Speaker of the House, 66, struck by lightning."
"Why is she smiling then?" inquires the Inspector.
"Thought she was having her picture taken."
Love it!!
June 20, 2009 - 21:32 ET by Radical1979Love it!!
Brings back memories
June 20, 2009 - 23:25 ET by gapeachThe first thing I thought of when I saw this picture was those old red wax candy lips.
painful lesson
June 21, 2009 - 01:06 ET by konoHouse Speaker Nancy Pelosi, tired of Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid's condescending flirtations, grins with glee while burying her knee into his groin.
Don't forget to buy a
June 21, 2009 - 08:39 ET by Mean Gene Dr. LoveDon't forget to buy a copy of the 15th Anniversary Special Edition of The Nightmare Before Christmas with never before seen footage!
"An armed society is a polite society. Manners are good when one may have to back up his acts with his life." --Robert A. Heinlein, "Beyond This Horizon," 1942
Democrat kiss of death.
June 21, 2009 - 09:32 ET by wiwfDemocrat kiss of death. Reid will lose in 2010, and Pelosi will follow as well!
The Rocky Mountain Collegian: Illustrating Idiocy
Think again
June 21, 2009 - 12:54 ET by tonyrich300If you think liberals and MSNBC are fully behind Obama, think again
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