Weekend Captionfest


Pres. Obama speaks at the American Memorial in Normandy, June 6, 2009. (AP Photo/Pablo Martinez Monisvais)

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O, you send me...

O, you send me...

For Our Troops

The Hill: National Guard leaders from 48 of the 50 states sent a letter to the
House and Senate Armed Services committees on Thursday warning that a
budget decision made by Defense Secretary Robert Gates would weaken
national security...

JDW

DAILY WAVE

When people fear their government there is tyranny.

When government fears the people there is liberty.

Statue, meet your

Statue, meet your replacement. 

The "Mainstream" Media: By liberals. For liberals.

O gets dunked on again...?

O gets dunked on again...?

sharades

dickhead
ballbrain
nutjob
heads up

Careful

This is a family website.

Bygones

thought it was tame compared to some of the crazy stuff that goes on around here

~Plugs

Try to remember that you're pretending to be a woman with this sn.

 

That high-pitched scream you hear is the troll under my heel. 

This is far from being a

This is far from being a family site.  Even the quotes of liberals is obscene.

Chime Time

What's that ringing in my ear?

Despite the unfortunate

Despite the unfortunate positioning of the President in this photo, I'm a bit put off by the idea of making it the subject of the Captionfest given the venue. JMO

"All people are born alike - except Republicans and Democrats." - Groucho Marx

Obama

Barack...The Total Package.

Looks like a teabagger!

Looks like a teabagger!

→ goldbar

Are you implying that's a statue of Larry Sinclair behind Obama?

The only reason Clarence Thomas is on the Court is because he is black - Joe Biden

Or the teabag-ee

This photo will be a big hit in San Francisco.

So, for Obama ...

"D" stands for dick-day?

Meet the new Czar

"This Csar will be known as 'Biczar'!"

  O.K, somethings not

 
O.K, somethings not right here. That statue has three nuts.

 

 

"You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious. "

- Ben Kenobi on  Liberals, and the MSM.

" The Cake is a lie."   

caption

"Is it starting to drizzle...?"

→ No Plumb Bob

That's a Spring shower.

The only reason Clarence Thomas is on the Court is because he is black - Joe Biden

  See if you can spot

 
See if you can spot it.

 There are two tools in that picture.

 

"You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious. "

- Ben Kenobi on  Liberals, and the MSM.

" The Cake is a lie."   

Question~

Does anybody know if this is the "Spirit of American Youth" statue? All I see on my end is a box -- no picture. In answering my question, I'm beggin' ya, I do not want any descriptions -- I just want to know if it's that statue that Obama is standing next to...

G.G.: Yes it is. "All

G.G.: Yes it is.

"All people are born alike - except Republicans and Democrats." - Groucho Marx

Thanks, QM...

Now I at least know what statue it is. And now I think I'll exit this thread ... it's getting mighty weird! ((^_^))

(IMO)

My goof.

 

→ Caption

A horned spirit enters into President Obama.

The only reason Clarence Thomas is on the Court is because he is black - Joe Biden

Statue gives birth to breach baby Obama

 Statue gives birth to breach baby Obama

_______ Him and the Unicorn he rode in on

not native born

Bear in mind that baby is not native born.

Impunitas semper ad deteriora invitat.

messianic scene

And from the sky above the holy spirit descended upon him like a d---

Oh... wait... never mind, scratch that one.

I apologize in advance...

"Pregnant man" aborts his baby during third trimester in Kansas.

Good thing that's not a

Good thing that's not a picture of BJ Clinton in front of a naked statue. Otherwise, all we would see is the back of Clinton's head.

no signs of intelligent life

every once in a blue moon i step away from legitimate political discourse on other sites where groups of people actually discuss issues at an adult level... i step away to newsbusters to look for signs of intelligent life. 

and what do i see top of the home page? pranksterism at an adolescent level; tittering at penises. is this what the right has to offer these days? wow. 

and what do i see top of

and what do i see top of the home page? pranksterism at an adolescent
level; tittering at penises. is this what the right has to offer these
days? wow.

 

Looks like someone has a bad case of penis envy.

 

 

 

"You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious. "

- Ben Kenobi on  Liberals, and the MSM.

" The Cake is a lie."   

abeautifulperson, I'm

abeautifulperson,

I'm always interested in legitimate discourse at an adult level. Maybe you could point out some of these sites for us?

"no signs of intelligent life"

Note the irony ... small case letters and non-specific blathering. The "intelligent" sites must be yarning hysterically about third basemen "knocking up" young girls over high tea. While you're at it ... grow a pair!

→ ABP

Meanwhile, ABP is imagining what he'd do if he was as pretty as Carrie Prejean.

The only reason Clarence Thomas is on the Court is because he is black - Joe Biden

Beauty is only skin deep

With Letterman representing the left, I don't think aup has much of an argument for his side. Goof...

abp

I cant speak for the right but it seems the left is getting titillation over jokes about a 14 year old girl. No surprise there.

>FLUSH!<

>FLUSH!<

To paraphrase that great American, G.S. Patton:  'You couldn't debate your way out of a piss-soaked paper bag.'

Oh what a pathetic post. 

Oh what a pathetic post.  The weekend captionfest is always at the top of the stories as they come in.

There were 27 stories posted here on Saturday and Friday. And you're complaining because the light-heared weekly caption thread is kept posted first. As it has been since its inception.

Haven't you got anything better to do than make dumb comments about a piece of fun.

I'm sorry you can't get behind penis jokes. It's a hard call -- but they have their place.

“For God's sake, somebody tell Obama that a TRILLION is one MILLION MILLION!!!!

  B.O.:   "Did I

B.O.:

 

"Did I mention I'll also put gas in your cars and pay your mortgages ? No,...... well how about that and a nice fuzzy Unicorn that farts Skittles.

Statue:

" SCHWING !!

 

 

"You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious. "

- Ben Kenobi on  Liberals, and the MSM.

" The Cake is a lie."   

Oh that hoodoo that you doo----

"Doncha know I'd look good in laurels too, excuse me now while whip this out"!!!!

Whatta putz--

Can't believe AP released a pic like this....but, thanks!!

Obama pronounces:

"...fear not. I go now to prepare a place for you"

Republicans are always accused of being sharks; I wish they'd rise to the level of minnows... Ann Coulter

Admissions

"I came out and revealed I am a Muslim; I know that is hard to imagine from all my loyal supporters, but come on, Hussein! What else could I be".

"Today, under this wonderful statue I am also gay".

→ Obama

Hey!  You in the suit, get off the court.

Who stole my tennis racquet?

The only reason Clarence Thomas is on the Court is because he is black - Joe Biden

→ Obama

"I come here today, with my good friend Larry, to unveil this statue celebrating Greek style.

The only reason Clarence Thomas is on the Court is because he is black - Joe Biden

WC

Chas Bono unveils her new look

→ Barker

The new name is Chas Bon-yes.

The only reason Clarence Thomas is on the Court is because he is black - Joe Biden

Another Newsweek reporter

Another Newsweek reporter waiting to be pleasured by Obama.

 or

 I am unworthy to be in the same presence as you, Obamessiah, who strides upon this mortal planet as a God.

 or

Obama having had his TOTUS broken by Biden, learns a new way for dic tation.

Cool Arrow

Wood it be okay to call her Sonny?

The networks report that

The networks report that even the statue praised Obama's speech, saying he liked it, "thiiiiiiiiiiiis much!". 

The "Mainstream" Media: By liberals. For liberals.

Barry finds his long lost

Barry finds his long lost brother Inota Obama. He got the better tan but, was abandoned at birth due to his anglo features.

OMG!

 
Barry T-shirts, coins, tattoos... etc. But, making a statues Johnson and jewels into Barry??? Sheesh!  I give up! 2010 can't come fast enough!

 

Gary

Gettin' along is so much easier than buttin' heads. - My Dad

And funner too! - Me

That tears it - I am now officially boycotting the Captionfest..

...until the subject of same is someone other than Barry Hussein Chavez Stalin Hitler Mao Lenin Pot Ho Soetoro.

Could we please give Barry-O a rest?

Enough is enough.

-Dave

Obama's health care "reform" plan is to blow up the building in order to fix a leak in the roof-Herman Cain

AMEN!

  Barack Obama shows off

 
Barack Obama shows off some of the stimulus package behind him.

 

 

"You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious. "

- Ben Kenobi on  Liberals, and the MSM.

" The Cake is a lie."   

After getting directions

After getting directions from Biden, Obama unknowingly delivers his D-Day speech at the Pro Beach Volleyball Hall of Fame.

Excellent. The

Excellent.

The "Mainstream" Media: By liberals. For liberals.

"THE ONE" prick

covering another!

(Statue speaking)" Hi, my

(Statue speaking)" Hi, my name is Larry. A few years ago I had a chance encounter with someone in the back of a limo. As a result, I now suffer from Obamatitus of the scrotum. Please, don't let this happen to you.

Twig and Barries.

Twig and Barries.

While your down there!!!

While your down there!!!

WC

Sometimes you look like a nut....

Unable to contain it any

Unable to contain it any longer,  Barrack Hussein Obama's body relinquishes his ego.

When asked if he went to war with Iraq  to derail the impeachment vote:  “I don’t think any serious person would believe that any President would do such a thing." - President Clinton (Dec 1998).

message from right prompter

 look concern, look sincere, (don't say it, do it)

 turn to left prompter

→ Obama presents

One-Man Ballet, featuring Rahm Emanuel

The only reason Clarence Thomas is on the Court is because he is black - Joe Biden

CNN's Anderson Cooper

A bronze statuesque Anderson Cooper, demonstrates to The One, what was so funny on his show a few months ago. 

"So sayeth the Impaler"

'THAT statue looks nothing

'THAT statue looks nothing like me'

Signs and Wonders follow Barack Obama

While Barack Obama taught ACORN from 'Rules for Radicals' (a book dedicated to Lucifer), he also taught them how to perform 'Signs and Wonders'.

Obama taught them how to 'Register' the dead.

Obama taught them how to turn 'Words into Whine'.

Obama taught them how to 'Create' more votes than there were Voters in their community.

Barack Obama blessed the 'ACORN Cheaters' and said they would 'Inherit' the Kingdom of Government.

Barack Obama 'Taught' ACORN how to 'Feed the Multitudes' with other peoples money.

Barack Obama taught his ACORN followers that in his 'Kingdom', there were many mansions that could be bought with nothing down and without any income and he would see to it that others would pay their mortgage.

All of Barack Obama's ACORN followers looked at what Barack Obama taught and declared that it was good.

Barack Obama then sent his ACORN disciples, throughout America performing the 'Signs and Wonders' he had taught them and many Elections were won.

TOTUS lets it all hang out.

TOTUS lets it all hang out.

Dammit, Matthews --

Go wash off that shoe polish and put your clothes back on...

The Poser & A Hoser.

The Poser & A Hoser.

jessieH          

jessieH              This doesn't even look like the president. The president is sqare, flat, adustable, & looks like a monitor.

By Zeus! I feel a tingle

By Zeus! I feel a tingle going up my bronzed leg, He truly is the ONE!

FIRE THE PHOTOGRAPHER!!

He broached the Third Commandment of Obama Media Presentation.

"Thou shalt not present The Chosen One in an unglorious light."

(No, I don't know the other commandments; I was just making up a number.)

______________________
Moderate... Democrat... Liberal... Progressive... Socialist... Communist—The progression is clear as day.

The Gods Speak

President Obama unveils the newest addition to the Louvre, titled "Obama in Marble."

The Citizens of each State shall be entitled to all Privileges and Immunities of Citizens in the several States.
The US Constitution

Unless you're a fetus.
The US Supreme Court

let me think

Oh, What a stiff!!!!!!!!

Greek Mythology

Athena is born out of the head of Zeus.

(Guys, that doesn't look like Athena. Which government department is in charge of Greek Mythology? Must I do all of the thinking around here?)

Andrew_M_Garland

We were the ones we once waited for,

Not any  more!  
Meet the  president's - whisperer.

Reagan VS Carter and 0bama

I've got a basketball jones

I've got a basketball jones for my teleprompter. 

amazing the racism here!

amazing the racism here!

amazing the brandeadiness

amazing the brandeadiness of angela.

Okay dimwit. You made the "racism" charge, now give an example. 

“For God's sake, somebody tell Obama that a TRILLION is one MILLION MILLION!!!!

Jack

Thou has made fun of the Chosen One. That is racist. Criticize his policies that is racist. Talk about his dog that is racist. All hail the Chosen One. Genuflect in front of the Chosen One. We are not worthy.I think I need to go wash my mind out with soap. 

well - yes I think that is

well - yes I think that is the "thinking," apparently.

Let me see. If only there was a word for people who adopt different standards for different races.

For instance, while they will (quite rightly) mock, attack and laugh at a white President, they won't do that to a black President.

We need to invent a word to describe this discriminatory behavior. I know, how bout "racist." Think it might catch on?

“For God's sake, somebody tell Obama that a TRILLION is one MILLION MILLION!!!!

lol Jack

I think that hits the nail on the head.I am sure Webster will be contacting you shortly.

§ STER sais: Hello Kids....What did I miss???

Yes....

I'm still alive.

Ster.

I'm afraid I'm not personally qualified to confuse cats, but I can recommend an extremely good service.

Ster

Battle Royal on several threds.

§ Well99...Happy Fun Time???

Looks like I missed some fun...

I WANT IN!!!

Happy fun time ......

Who is "Fun"???

Ster.

I'm afraid I'm not personally qualified to confuse cats, but I can recommend an extremely good service.

Ster

Just go to the long threads that is where the fun was.Actually it was getting intense.Letterman and his sick jokes.What the heck is with people.That cant leave kids out of it.

§ Well...Yeah...

I agree...

The Libs will get away with it.

Period.

Am I Wrong?

Sucks.

Ster.

I'm afraid I'm not personally qualified to confuse cats, but I can recommend an extremely good service.

§ Well99...I Need Trolls...

Gimme Trolls to go after!!!

I Gotta get the RUST out!!!

I need NAMES!!  LOL!

Please??

Ster.

I'm afraid I'm not personally qualified to confuse cats, but I can recommend an extremely good service.

Barack Obama and the 'Polishing of the Turds'

Obama and 'The Polishing of the Turds'

The legacy of Barack Obama will be written in History as 'The Polishing of the Turds'.

The expression (polishing turds) is used mostly in the Software Industry and means to make a piece of poorly written and virtually unfixable software appear to function by giving it a 'Smart' and Pleasant user interface.

You may have noticed that Barack Obama uses the word 'Solve' quite often.

Obama states he will 'Solve' the Education crisis.

Obama states he will 'Solve' the Economy crisis.

Obama states he will 'Solve' the Islamic Terrorist crisis.

Obama states he will 'Solve' the Health Care crisis.

Obama uses his 'Toothy Smile' and 'Teleprompter Words', in an attempt to 'Polish Turds' that have never worked or never will.

Totalitarian Indoctrination of children in Government Schools, like the Vladimir Lenin 'Turd', “Give us the child for 8 years and it will be a Bolshevik (Marxist/Communist) forever”, is 'Shined Up' and called 'Social Justice'.

Nationalizations of Major American Industries, is 'Shined Up' from the Marxist/Socialist 'Turd' and called 'Saving and Creating Jobs'.

The 'Turd' of Islamic Jihad (which promises death and destruction), is 'Shined Up' and called 'Mutual Acceptance' and 'Working Together'.

The 'Socialized Health Care Turd' is 'Shined Up' and called 'ObamaCare for All'.

When Barack Obama asks his followers, 'Can You Help Me Polish these Turds' - they Chant in unison 'Yes We Can'.

And they eat them with a

And they eat them with a smile, too. 

"Beauty is only skin deep, but liberal's to the bone." - me

Greek -- good

Greek -- good points.

I’ve also noticed that “solve” in an anagram of “loves” as in:

Obama 'Loves' the Education crisis.

Obama 'Loves' the Economy crisis.

Obama 'Loves' the Islamic Terrorist crisis.

Obama 'Loves' the Health Care crisis.

In fact, Obama loves attaching “crisis” to everything. Has everyone noticed everything with Obaba is a frackin’ crisis.

Because when everything is a crisis, he can push for immediate action no matter how rash, illogical, and idiotic. And he never fails in that regard.

“For God's sake, somebody tell Obama that a TRILLION is one MILLION MILLION!!!!