"Romper, bomper, stomper boo. Tell me, tell me, tell me, do. Magic mirror, tell me today. Have all my friends had fun at play?"
"I can see Barry and Joey and Rahm and David. There's Timmy and Janet and Kathleen and Nancy. Oh, and there's Harry and Chuckie and Barney and all the other boys and girls and gays, lesbians, bisexuals and transgenders out there."
We had Miss Jean, then a couple of others in succession before local programming diappeared. The show was geared for the 6 and under croud, so it DID suck after you reached 5-6 years, because DUH, it was geared for preschool kids.
Remember Tom Terrific with Mighty Manfred the Wonder Dog? Tom was always ready to go do something like foil Crabby Appleton's (great theme song! google it,) plans, and Manfred would rather take a nap. A metaphor for the (arrogant) US and the (complacent) UN?
MSM - shaping all the perceptions you need to believe, then confirming it with a poll. Therefore, Obama will save the world because they all love us now!!!!
Close enough. LOL I remember many times when Miss Barbara was obviously losing her cool with the tots. Of course, this was when I was a bit too old for the show but still liked watching to see if Miss Barbara could hold it together for the whole show. BTW, Cleveland.
I just have a very vague recollection of Miss Francis, holding the ding-dong bell in her hand. Her show was telecast mid-afternoon at either 3:00 or 3:30 either before or after Pinky Lee [not positive--her show may have predated Pinky's]. She was not a handsome lady.
I suppose that you remember Captain Penny, Barnaby, Hoolihan and Ghoulardi too. I used to walk home for Lunch in Elementary School and have time to watch a Little Rascals or Three Stooges short, on Captain Penny's show before walking back to school.
Go Cavs too!
How about Lebron James? Is he a class act or what? He actually has been a leader instead of an empty suit full of attitude!
At my house, these programs were just fillers for times when you were waiting to eat or had a few minutes before heading to school. Any other time was spent outside playing some sort of weather appropriate game.
Long ago memories and far away...you've made them seem like yesterday....I remember well, and she was so pretty too...I loved her magic wishing wand/magnifying glass...
Thank YOU!
Doubling down on stupid is not a particularly good idea. ~Andrew Breitbart
Great to see all the Ohioans here, especially Clevelanders, current and former. We all need a Conservative oasis (NewsBusters) in the desert of Democrat rule (Cuyahoga County).
This comment comes from a proud Tea Party attendee, otherwise known as a RWRE!! It is no dishonor to be in a minority in the cause of liberty and virtue ~ Sam Adams
This is the second time in the last few hours our comments have been almost identical. Check out our replies to Jer in the Anderson Cooper thread. I made a comment about it to you there, but, alas, you had moved on. We are tapping into the same energy or it's the Vulcan mind meld or I don't know what... :)
The "Mainstream" Media: By liberals. For liberals.
It's Howdy Doody Time.
It's Howdy Doody Time.
David Axelrod and Howdy Do
Say Howdy Do to you.
Let's give a rousing cheer,
Cause Howdy Doody's here,
It's time to start the show,
So kids let's go!
Remember the Christopher Reeve Superman back in the 70's? Weren't the bad guys all sent into outer space on some sort of flat plexiglass device? One can only hope . . . .
___________________________________________ Who controls the past controls the future. Who controls the present controls the past - George Orwell - 1984
Barack Obama inadvertantly brakes into song at the Notre Dame commencement address as he once again confuses his teleprompter for the mirror in the Oval Office private bath.
Miss Obama and his majic mirror. "I am Miss Obama your teacher in Romper Room....this is my majic mirror....I see everyone out there, but you can't see me. I am an Illuision......you will believe everything I say......" I will make all the rich poor and all the poor richer" I swear to Allah!!!"
Come on Matt, as Rush says, "Be of good cheer.". It's going to be an awfully long four years if spent in the grim mode. Of course, my view is subject to revision if he's successful in all his attempts at consolidating power and stifling opposition.
The "Mainstream" Media: By liberals. For liberals.
Photographer Charles Rex Arbogast recorded this amazing photo while awaiting the controversial commencement address to be given by the President of the United States at the University of Notre Dame, Sunday, May 17th. As thousands awaited, they witnessed the Presidential podium become bathed in a heavenly light and the subsequent "transfiguration" of the teleprompter into the glorious image of "The One". He was clad in robes of azure trimmed in gold (with a little sash running down the side).
The press [also known as "the Desciples"] fell on their faces, for they could not bear, as created beings, the vision of glory. Only when "the One" touched them and told them to arise and not be afraid, were they able to return to the reality they knew.
Cardinal Dri Martini (of Our Lady of the Shaken, not Stirred) declared that this event, in many ways, is even more powerful than the transformation of Christ on Mount Tabor. "Obama and TP are one and the same! This carries great significance in that now, President Obama no longer has to be physically present with us to impose... uh, errr I mean impart his messages to us. Any old slag who understands the King's English can deliver HIS word."
Many of those who were present felt a deep desire to hand over all of their worldly posessions to "the One's" coffers. But most in attendance declared nothing but a sense of nausea.
History will record that the American Soldier and those American Soldiers who have fallen, rank in the greatest humans who have ever lived on this planet.
The American Soldier have freed millions in bondage and defended the freedom of America with willingness of the ultimate sacrifice.
The Fallen American Soldier is someone who walked the hero's path. Someone who walked into the heart of darkness for Duty, Honor and Country.
The American Soldier waits for the day that they have lived for and trained for their entire life - to defend until death, their families and America, its citizens and freedom.
The American soldier is the fiercest Warrior ever in history, because their mission is the defense of family, neighbors, America and freedom.
The families of the American Soldier, while their faces beamed with pride, their hearts were filled with anxiety and tears as they watched their American Soldier leave to defend them and this Great Country.
Families and neighbors look with horror as the military vehicle stops in front of the home of the American Soldier, to inform them of the ultimate sacrifice of their hero.
No honor can be too great; every tribute is too small for the Fallen American Soldier and their families.
God Bless the American Soldier and their families!
women and bring them home safely. I see them as the next GREATEST GENERATION who will lead our country back to its honorable position in the world!
I watched the Kellie Pickler (sp) special last night on her USO trip to Iraq and her closing statement on how her life was forever changed by meeting these brave men and women was as close as it can get to what MORE people need. It's time to get off the materialistic ride and get back to acknowledging that America is the BEST place in this old world to call home! I am patriotic - support our troops and fly the flag daily - and am darn PROUD of it! And I get fighting mad every time I hear 'someone' apologize and call America bad!
This comment comes from a proud Tea Party attendee, otherwise known as a RWRE!! It is no dishonor to be in a minority in the cause of liberty and virtue ~ Sam Adams
Without that teleprompter, Obama is a stammering, stumbling, bumbling fool. Unable to construct a sentence or even complete a thought. Next to Obama, Bush is Churchill!!
sounding like a staccato stammerer - 3 words, turn head, 3 words, turn head, 2 words, and WOW when the prompter goes off-cue, he CAN NOT adlib!!
I find his presentation style very uninteresting...I guess BORING might describe it...all he does is go on and on about NOTHING! No memorable quotes - but of course, no mention in any of the msm about the lack thereof!
This comment comes from a proud Tea Party attendee, otherwise known as a RWRE!! It is no dishonor to be in a minority in the cause of liberty and virtue ~ Sam Adams
Barrack Obama looks over to the opperator and stares at them for the full 5 minutes that it takes to fix the system. Leading some to believe that he is really just a robot and incapable of independent thinking.
crash, did you hear they are thinking about spliting california into 4 states, its on yahoo, so only 4 more states to be made LOL anyway its not going to help if they keep electing liberals, and yea arnie doesn't run the show his lib wife does
The Official Portrait of the 44th President of the United States, Barack Hussein Obama
"What experience and history teach is
this - that people and governments never have learned anything from history,
or acted on principles deduced from it."
This comment comes from a proud Tea Party attendee, otherwise known as a RWRE!! It is no dishonor to be in a minority in the cause of liberty and virtue ~ Sam Adams
The American Warrior is someone who is walking the hero's path. Someone who can walk into the heart of darkness for Duty, Honor and Country.
The American Warrior is someone who frightens many people, because those people live in denial of reality, the American Warrior reminds those people that violence exists in the world.
The American Warrior has the capacity for violence towards those who threaten America and the American way of life.
The American Warrior is a constant reminder that there are terrorists in the land and those that wish to destroy America are already here on American soil.
The American Warrior on September 11, 2001, rushed towards the danger instead of fleeing from it, intent on defending and helping those American citizens in danger.
Many American Warriors gave their lives that day and many more were willing to give the ultimate sacrifice for America and its citizens.
Most Americans are glad that they were not on the planes that crashed into the WTC and the Pentagon - the American Warrior wished they had been on those planes because they might have made a difference.
American Warriors were on United Airlines Flight 93 and defended unto death America and its citizens with the cry "lets roll".
The American Warrior waits for the day that they have lived for and trained for their entire life - to defend until death, America and its citizens.
"There is no safety for honest men except by believing all possible evil of evil men." - Edmund Burke
I salute the American Warrior, both living and dead. Men and women who serve in the Armed Forces, Police Forces, Fire Departments and ordinary civilians who rush forward to our defense instead of running from danger.
The world was fighting for its life during World War II.
Madmen had declared War against humanity and were intent on destroying freedom and any man, woman or child that stood in the way.
Most women were homemakers and few knew how to work in factories and weld and create tanks and armaments.
Their husbands, fathers, brothers and neighbors were fighting this evil and many were dying everyday.
These soldiers needed supplies and equipment and almost every able bodied man was in another land fighting for all they held dear.
Women by the millions, volunteered to work and make the equipment and supplies that were so desperately needed.
Women had to work hard and learn fast to save their men.
Women had to manage long exhausting hours and still take care of the family.
Women like Sarah Palin, took charge and scrimped and did without, with little thought for themselves.
When American women have a cause like saving country, family and children they are a formidable force to be reckoned with - 'Rabid Liberals' and others it isn't very smart to attack the 'Real American Woman'.
BO: "Ahhhh, I just want to say, that Ahhhh, we can find common ground when it comes to ripping that baby out of the mothers womb. Hope and Change has come to Notre Dame!!"
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Obama: The first step of
May 22, 2009 - 16:50 ET by ThisnThatObama: The first step of control is to get your leaders to capitulate. My look of satisfaction says it all, doesn't it?
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The challenge is to follow a consistent plan despite inconsistent prices - Sarah Palin, State of the State of Alaska speech
Caption...
May 23, 2009 - 07:03 ET by Georgia GirlSquare
I'm even too cool for my teleprompter.
Or caption #2...
May 23, 2009 - 07:13 ET by Georgia GirlBoxed in
And Obama thought...
May 24, 2009 - 14:34 ET by goldenthroat"Hmmm - didn't I tell them to cover up 'Touchdown Jesus' "?
"It all came rushing back to me like the hot kiss at the end of a wet fist! - Firesign Theatre
Me and my Teleprompter
May 22, 2009 - 16:56 ET by CarlosSMe and my Teleprompter
We're closer than pages that stick in a book
"I've been
May 22, 2009 - 17:01 ET by dark_ds"I've been framed"
_______ Him and the Unicorn he rode in on
the halo effect
May 22, 2009 - 17:01 ET by mom_roxIndicative of President Obama's tough week, his halo is sagging and has a few kinks.
~~save your tea, dump congress~~
I'll Take TOTUS for $500 Alex...
May 22, 2009 - 17:05 ET by bigtimerROFLMAO!
I haven't laughed this hard at a captionfest since the beginning of these...this is priceless!
Thank YOU!
Doubling down on stupid is not a particularly good idea. ~Andrew Breitbart
No caption necessary. The
May 22, 2009 - 17:05 ET by QueenMumNo caption necessary. The photo speaks for itself. Pres. Obama's teleprompter delivers his commencement address at Notre Dame. HI-Larious.
GO CAVS!!!!!
Teleprompter
May 22, 2009 - 17:07 ET by sshuffield70BO: Teleprompter, teleprompter on the stand.
Who's the fairest in the land?
TP: Not you, you socialist loser.
BO: Off with your head!
TP: You forget. I don't have a head. And if you're not careful, I'll whack both your heads.
Too much fun!
May 22, 2009 - 17:10 ET by CarlosSI'm too sexy for my Teleprompter..., too sexy for my...
I'd say that (AP
May 22, 2009 - 17:16 ET by gopsteveI'd say that (AP Photo/Charles Rex Arbogast) is about to be reassigned to photographing puppy dog beauty contests after this...
Fool...it's supposed to look like a halo around Him when we photograph Him!
No disrespect to the real Him. Just trying to make a point.
Telepromp & Circumstance.
May 22, 2009 - 17:12 ET by winston smithTelepromp & Circumstance.
Kodak Moment
May 22, 2009 - 19:59 ET by SkipperMLMOdd...There's nothing in the teleprompter about a baby crying...That baby is ruining my speach!
Safe? Who said anything about safe? ‘Course He isn’t safe, but He’s good.
-C S Lewis (The Lion, The Witch and the Wardrobe)
Captionfest:
May 22, 2009 - 17:22 ET by LionKing"My teleprompter is more qualified to be POTUS than I am. It was at least 'Made in the USA'. Hey, wait a minute..."
Progressive Romper Room
May 22, 2009 - 17:23 ET by stratmanWith all due respect,
May 22, 2009 - 17:43 ET by QueenMumWith all due respect, stratman, that's going to over the heads of anyone under the age of 50. ;) But I like it.
GO CAVS!!!!!
I'm 48!
May 22, 2009 - 17:49 ET by pbanks7Was Romper Room a franchise, or did you guys grow up in SW Michigan?
MSM - shaping all the perceptions you need to believe, then confirming it with a poll.
It was some kind of
May 22, 2009 - 20:04 ET by danebramageIt was some kind of national but locally-produced franchise. The "Miss" in my area was Miss Fran.
Stupid show. I hated it even as a kid.
Romper Room
May 22, 2009 - 23:15 ET by HoosierEmOur Miss in northern Indiana was Miss Kathy. My husband actually has a postcard he received from Miss Kathy way back when.
We had Miss Jean, then a
May 23, 2009 - 21:03 ET by pbanks7We had Miss Jean, then a couple of others in succession before local programming diappeared. The show was geared for the 6 and under croud, so it DID suck after you reached 5-6 years, because DUH, it was geared for preschool kids.
Remember Tom Terrific with Mighty Manfred the Wonder Dog? Tom was always ready to go do something like foil Crabby Appleton's (great theme song! google it,) plans, and Manfred would rather take a nap. A metaphor for the (arrogant) US and the (complacent) UN?
MSM - shaping all the perceptions you need to believe, then confirming it with a poll. Therefore, Obama will save the world because they all love us now!!!!
nope
May 22, 2009 - 17:50 ET by guefyI'm 45. Romper Room. But I hated that show.
http://teleprompteri...
50 or so
May 22, 2009 - 18:00 ET by QueenMumClose enough. LOL I remember many times when Miss Barbara was obviously losing her cool with the tots. Of course, this was when I was a bit too old for the show but still liked watching to see if Miss Barbara could hold it together for the whole show. BTW, Cleveland.
GO CAVS!!!!!
I don't remember Miss
May 22, 2009 - 19:13 ET by motherbeltI don't remember Miss Barbara. I remember Miss Jean.
I didn't think it was physically possible, but this both sucks and blows. -Bart Simpson
Has anyone mentioned Miss
May 22, 2009 - 19:16 ET by JerHas anyone mentioned Miss Francis and "Ding Dong School"?
Jer
Jer
May 22, 2009 - 23:44 ET by NorthCoasterI barely remember Miss Francis, having moved to Lakewood in 1957.
NorthCoaster
May 24, 2009 - 00:05 ET by JerI just have a very vague recollection of Miss Francis, holding the ding-dong bell in her hand. Her show was telecast mid-afternoon at either 3:00 or 3:30 either before or after Pinky Lee [not positive--her show may have predated Pinky's]. She was not a handsome lady.
Jer
QueenMum
May 22, 2009 - 23:42 ET by NorthCoasterI suppose that you remember Captain Penny, Barnaby, Hoolihan and Ghoulardi too. I used to walk home for Lunch in Elementary School and have time to watch a Little Rascals or Three Stooges short, on Captain Penny's show before walking back to school.
Go Cavs too!
How about Lebron James? Is he a class act or what? He actually has been a leader instead of an empty suit full of attitude!
guefy.... Just curious
May 22, 2009 - 20:14 ET by bigtimerguefy....
Just curious here...were either you or db forced to watch this...or could you go outside and play?
Doubling down on stupid is not a particularly good idea. ~Andrew Breitbart
BT
May 22, 2009 - 23:50 ET by NorthCoasterAt my house, these programs were just fillers for times when you were waiting to eat or had a few minutes before heading to school. Any other time was spent outside playing some sort of weather appropriate game.
Romper Room...
May 23, 2009 - 06:54 ET by Georgia GirlI'm younger than the ages listed here (a lady never tells her age --LOL), but I loved that show! I liked it when they walked on the cups. ^_^
Their Loss!
May 22, 2009 - 18:01 ET by stratmanPure childhood joy.
That was for us older, wiser folks. ;-)
Miss Barbara was great. She taught good citizenship, something missing in many a child's educational life these days.
Thanks for the memories,
May 22, 2009 - 18:04 ET by QueenMumThanks for the memories, stratman.
GO CAVS!!!!!
OMG strat... Long ago
May 22, 2009 - 18:19 ET by bigtimerOMG strat...
Long ago memories and far away...you've made them seem like yesterday....I remember well, and she was so pretty too...I loved her magic wishing wand/magnifying glass...
Thank YOU!
Doubling down on stupid is not a particularly good idea. ~Andrew Breitbart
Yeah, Stratman!
May 24, 2009 - 08:08 ET by goldenthroatThat was the first thing I thought of - but you beat me to it!
Does anyone see the absolute arrrogance and snobbery on this man face in this pic?
Osama Bama - a legend in his own mind!
QueenMum, I second the motion - GO CAVS!
"Inferior people should not be employed!" - Firesign Theatre
Great to see all the
May 24, 2009 - 12:14 ET by stratmanGreat to see all the Ohioans here, especially Clevelanders, current and former. We all need a Conservative oasis (NewsBusters) in the desert of Democrat rule (Cuyahoga County).
What a shot LeBron had to win Game 2! Go Cavs!
I remember Romper Room, too.
May 22, 2009 - 18:18 ET by R D HelmLOL-Parents made me watch it.
-Dave
RD
May 22, 2009 - 23:51 ET by NorthCoasterOuch! Forced socialization?
Dave~
May 23, 2009 - 07:16 ET by Georgia GirlYou poor thing! ;) Did you at least get to have a snack when the Romper Room kids did?
OK, wait...
May 22, 2009 - 17:34 ET by KJ_sezYou mean I don't have to shake this thing like my magic 8-ball to get an answer? That's COOL!
Yes, that's cool....
May 22, 2009 - 19:14 ET by motherbeltIt's hip to be square!!
I didn't think it was physically possible, but this both sucks and blows. -Bart Simpson
mb...and others... I
May 22, 2009 - 19:21 ET by bigtimermb...and others...
I wished I could just shake it side to side and make it all disappear like 'Etch a Sketch'.
Doubling down on stupid is not a particularly good idea. ~Andrew Breitbart
bt - so far, yours get CC's vote ;-)
May 24, 2009 - 17:28 ET by Cape ConservativeThis comment comes from a proud Tea Party attendee, otherwise known as a RWRE!! It is no dishonor to be in a minority in the cause of liberty and virtue ~ Sam Adams
The focus should ... always
May 22, 2009 - 17:41 ET by ThisnThatThe focus should ... always ... be ... on ... me. Even if I blur the edges a little bit to get you to believe my falsified TOTUS Talking Points.
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The challenge is to follow a consistent plan despite inconsistent prices - Sarah Palin, State of the State of Alaska speech
"I was framed ... by Bush!"
May 22, 2009 - 18:56 ET by Crash"I was framed ... by Bush! No wait ... Cheney!"
Thank God
May 22, 2009 - 17:46 ET by Spinningplates2People never get to see my college transcripts. Becasue then they would know how much I needed affirmative action!
Why that little.....
May 22, 2009 - 17:47 ET by pbanks7That Dick Cheney makes a lot of sense. He's really starting to p!ss me off.
Knock-knock. Who's there? Owen. Owen who?
0-16 Lions, suckuh.
An awkward moment..
May 22, 2009 - 17:59 ET by gregfahey"An awkward moment occurred last week as President Obama, noted for relying on the teleprompter, saw his face on the screen and shouted "Hail Satan!"
Tele-Romper-Room (for those old enough to remember)
May 22, 2009 - 18:04 ET by JTPI see Chavez
I see Alinsky
I see Stalin
I see Castro
I see Ayers
I see Wright
And I see you too.
"Live for yourself...there's no one else more worth living for.
Begging hands and bleeding hearts will only cry out for more"- Rush--Anthem
I wonder if Ayers was a good
May 22, 2009 - 18:59 ET by winston smithI wonder if Ayers was a good "Doobie".
Maybe not, but I'll bet he
May 22, 2009 - 19:16 ET by motherbeltMaybe not, but I'll bet he HAD a good doobie....
I didn't think it was physically possible, but this both sucks and blows. -Bart Simpson
LOL mb...more that one
May 22, 2009 - 19:26 ET by bigtimerLOL mb...more than one too.
Doubling down on stupid is not a particularly good idea. ~Andrew Breitbart
winston
May 22, 2009 - 23:55 ET by NorthCoasterI'd be willing to bet that he was traumatized by the other kids calling him a "don't bee", which is why he has been retaliating for years.
Is Obama lip synching his
May 22, 2009 - 18:07 ET by DaBirdIs Obama lip synching his speeches now?
MSM: "For Barak Obama, it's
May 22, 2009 - 18:12 ET by Chris NormanMSM: "For Barak Obama, it's hip to be square".
The "Mainstream" Media: By liberals. For liberals.
GMTA, Chris!
May 22, 2009 - 19:17 ET by motherbeltMine's above, but later....and I didn't see yours first!
I didn't think it was physically possible, but this both sucks and blows. -Bart Simpson
motherbelt,This is the
May 22, 2009 - 21:47 ET by Chris Normanmotherbelt,
This is the second time in the last few hours our comments have been almost identical. Check out our replies to Jer in the Anderson Cooper thread. I made a comment about it to you there, but, alas, you had moved on. We are tapping into the same energy or it's the Vulcan mind meld or I don't know what... :)
The "Mainstream" Media: By liberals. For liberals.
I think it's
May 22, 2009 - 18:19 ET by svh83ObaMax Headroom
"I think you'd better call John, 'cause it don't look they're here to deliver...the mail". -NY
Why does the top of his
May 22, 2009 - 18:21 ET by Chris NormanWhy does the top of his head look to be in front of the teleprompter and the rest of it look to be behind it? Are they melding together?
The "Mainstream" Media: By liberals. For liberals.
When Totus Met
May 22, 2009 - 18:40 ET by BlazerWhen Totus Met Scrotus.
"You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious. "
- Ben Kenobi on Liberals, and the MSM.
" The Cake is a lie."
Howdy Doody
May 22, 2009 - 19:01 ET by ShanghaiRayIt's Howdy Doody Time.
It's Howdy Doody Time.
David Axelrod and Howdy Do
Say Howdy Do to you.
Let's give a rousing cheer,
Cause Howdy Doody's here,
It's time to start the show,
So kids let's go!
Superman (not what you think)
May 22, 2009 - 19:08 ET by CaringwhiteguyRemember the Christopher Reeve Superman back in the 70's? Weren't the bad guys all sent into outer space on some sort of flat plexiglass device? One can only hope . . . .
Phantom Zone
May 22, 2009 - 19:13 ET by katainkenthey I like it... Obama as Zod.
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Who controls the past controls the future. Who controls the present controls the past - George Orwell - 1984
caring -- unlike Superman,
May 22, 2009 - 19:22 ET by Jack Bauercaring -- unlike Superman, Obama has a...
FORTRESS OF INEPTITUDE
TOTUS says:
May 22, 2009 - 19:30 ET by RiharTOTUS: stage left-grimace with concern
POTUS:"stage left, grimace with concern"
TOTUS: *sigh.*
When a liberal speaks, the truth is busy elsewhere.
caption
May 22, 2009 - 22:31 ET by David N MOGo slow now... slow... If you're careful you can get 'em...
Have you EVER seen a fly with bigger wings???
:)
SAC we have just aquired
May 22, 2009 - 20:04 ET by BlazerSAC we have just aquired something extremely scary in our H.U.D.
Fox One ! Fox Two !
"You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious. "
- Ben Kenobi on Liberals, and the MSM.
" The Cake is a lie."
Technical difficulties
May 22, 2009 - 20:09 ET by danebramage"Nope, nuthin'...still nuthin'...nope...look, guys, I'm tellin' you, all I'm gettin' is a big nuthin' on the screen..."
I Feel Pretty
May 22, 2009 - 20:31 ET by BKeyserBarack Obama inadvertantly brakes into song at the Notre Dame commencement address as he once again confuses his teleprompter for the mirror in the Oval Office private bath.
Good TOTUS, a picture of me
May 22, 2009 - 20:37 ET by Mad-jGood TOTUS, a picture of me is always appropriate, after all, it IS all about ME.
Looks familliar
May 22, 2009 - 21:15 ET by mizflame98Il Duce striking a pose.
“It does not require a majority to prevail, but rather an irate, tireless minority keen to set brush fires in people's minds”
Samuel Adams
Thank you
May 23, 2009 - 21:28 ET by pbanks7Have you ever seen anyone else who looks down their snoot so much????
MSM - shaping all the perceptions you need to believe, then confirming it with a poll.
.
May 23, 2009 - 21:49 ET by mizflame98I'm surprised he doesn't have nosebleeeds.
“It does not require a majority to prevail, but rather an irate, tireless minority keen to set brush fires in people's minds”
Samuel Adams
Romper Room and his majic mirror
May 22, 2009 - 21:36 ET by charlietexasMiss Obama and his majic mirror. "I am Miss Obama your teacher in Romper Room....this is my majic mirror....I see everyone out there, but you can't see me. I am an Illuision......you will believe everything I say......" I will make all the rich poor and all the poor richer" I swear to Allah!!!"
mom
Only Comment
May 22, 2009 - 21:41 ET by DingbatArrogant A$$hole.
Obies ears
May 22, 2009 - 21:45 ET by sevenand Michelles buns. What is not to like?
Green suggestion. The teleprompter is made from GE polycarbonate sheets.
"I've come to razzle-dazzle
May 22, 2009 - 21:42 ET by TN Mom"I've come to razzle-dazzle you with a speech written by a 26 year old speech writer (co-written by george soros,) and edited by my buddies at NBC"
I see nothing to joke about
May 22, 2009 - 22:31 ET by mattmI see nothing to joke about with this worthless bag of dung as president.
Come on Matt, as Rush says,
May 22, 2009 - 22:40 ET by Chris NormanCome on Matt, as Rush says, "Be of good cheer.". It's going to be an awfully long four years if spent in the grim mode. Of course, my view is subject to revision if he's successful in all his attempts at consolidating power and stifling opposition.
The "Mainstream" Media: By liberals. For liberals.
Quasimojo ...
May 22, 2009 - 22:32 ET by dervishthe bull-slinger of Notre Dame.
Caption:
May 22, 2009 - 22:41 ET by wjneillYeah, that Dick Cheney. The same one who said, in June, 2005, that the insurgency in Iraq was in its final throes.
And Carter said he would
May 22, 2009 - 22:55 ET by Chris NormanAnd Carter said he would give the country "a government as good as it's people".
The "Mainstream" Media: By liberals. For liberals.
Thought Bubble Caption
May 23, 2009 - 00:42 ET by slickwillie2001Dang, this is more work than getting my affirmative action degree at Harvard.
. . . Boo! . . .
May 23, 2009 - 04:14 ET by DoktorFrankenThe scariest parallelogram in history.
I'm sick to death of seeing his face...
May 23, 2009 - 04:20 ET by Army BratJust show a picture of a teleprompter without him in it. We all know who it represents...
Impeach early...impeach often...
Photographer Charles Rex
May 23, 2009 - 04:20 ET by BuxomAnnieMcGreggorPhotographer Charles Rex Arbogast recorded this amazing photo while awaiting the controversial commencement address to be given by the President of the United States at the University of Notre Dame, Sunday, May 17th. As thousands awaited, they witnessed the Presidential podium become bathed in a heavenly light and the subsequent "transfiguration" of the teleprompter into the glorious image of "The One". He was clad in robes of azure trimmed in gold (with a little sash running down the side).
The press [also known as "the Desciples"] fell on their faces, for they could not bear, as created beings, the vision of glory. Only when "the One" touched them and told them to arise and not be afraid, were they able to return to the reality they knew.
Cardinal Dri Martini (of Our Lady of the Shaken, not Stirred) declared that this event, in many ways, is even more powerful than the transformation of Christ on Mount Tabor. "Obama and TP are one and the same! This carries great significance in that now, President Obama no longer has to be physically present with us to impose... uh, errr I mean impart his messages to us. Any old slag who understands the King's English can deliver HIS word."
Many of those who were present felt a deep desire to hand over all of their worldly posessions to "the One's" coffers. But most in attendance declared nothing but a sense of nausea.
"We retort..... you decide."
Remember our Fallen Soldiers
May 23, 2009 - 05:28 ET by Retired GeekHistory will record that the American Soldier and those American Soldiers who have fallen, rank in the greatest humans who have ever lived on this planet.
The American Soldier have freed millions in bondage and defended the freedom of America with willingness of the ultimate sacrifice.
The Fallen American Soldier is someone who walked the hero's path. Someone who walked into the heart of darkness for Duty, Honor and Country.
The American Soldier waits for the day that they have lived for and trained for their entire life - to defend until death, their families and America, its citizens and freedom.
The American soldier is the fiercest Warrior ever in history, because their mission is the defense of family, neighbors, America and freedom.
The families of the American Soldier, while their faces beamed with pride, their hearts were filled with anxiety and tears as they watched their American Soldier leave to defend them and this Great Country.
Families and neighbors look with horror as the military vehicle stops in front of the home of the American Soldier, to inform them of the ultimate sacrifice of their hero.
No honor can be too great; every tribute is too small for the Fallen American Soldier and their families.
God Bless the American Soldier and their families!
Thanks, RG - May God watch over our brave servicemen &
May 24, 2009 - 17:39 ET by Cape Conservativewomen and bring them home safely. I see them as the next GREATEST GENERATION who will lead our country back to its honorable position in the world!
I watched the Kellie Pickler (sp) special last night on her USO trip to Iraq and her closing statement on how her life was forever changed by meeting these brave men and women was as close as it can get to what MORE people need. It's time to get off the materialistic ride and get back to acknowledging that America is the BEST place in this old world to call home! I am patriotic - support our troops and fly the flag daily - and am darn PROUD of it! And I get fighting mad every time I hear 'someone' apologize and call America bad!
This comment comes from a proud Tea Party attendee, otherwise known as a RWRE!! It is no dishonor to be in a minority in the cause of liberty and virtue ~ Sam Adams
CC and RG... Hear!
May 24, 2009 - 17:42 ET by bigtimerCC and RG...
Hear! Hear!
Doubling down on stupid is not a particularly good idea. ~Andrew Breitbart
Transparency
May 23, 2009 - 07:20 ET by ConScottPresident Obama reaffirms his promise of transparency.
dufus look
May 23, 2009 - 08:34 ET by kangarooI'm warped and so is my halo
Without that teleprompter,
May 23, 2009 - 09:49 ET by nadadhimmiWithout that teleprompter, Obama is a stammering, stumbling, bumbling fool. Unable to construct a sentence or even complete a thought. Next to Obama, Bush is Churchill!!
Your transformation is
May 23, 2009 - 10:50 ET by eaglewingz08Your transformation is nearly complete TOTUS Skywalker henceforth you will be known as Darth Barak Obamtotus.
nada - and even with the teleprompter, he can't speak without
May 24, 2009 - 17:43 ET by Cape Conservativesounding like a staccato stammerer - 3 words, turn head, 3 words, turn head, 2 words, and WOW when the prompter goes off-cue, he CAN NOT adlib!!
I find his presentation style very uninteresting...I guess BORING might describe it...all he does is go on and on about NOTHING! No memorable quotes - but of course, no mention in any of the msm about the lack thereof!
This comment comes from a proud Tea Party attendee, otherwise known as a RWRE!! It is no dishonor to be in a minority in the cause of liberty and virtue ~ Sam Adams
Caption..
May 23, 2009 - 10:43 ET by BobMcCartyWritesObama's starting to feel "boxed in."
Bob McCarty Writes at BobMcCarty.com
After the teleprompter malfunctions
May 23, 2009 - 10:49 ET by c5thenBarrack Obama looks over to the opperator and stares at them for the full 5 minutes that it takes to fix the system. Leading some to believe that he is really just a robot and incapable of independent thinking.
Hey, I got the wrong "CHANGE"!
www.loyaltoliberty.com
Twonky the Teleprompter
May 23, 2009 - 11:10 ET by ZuccoZoidFrom the Tin Foil Hat Division:
Twonky the Teleprompter actually runs the WH; he comes from a planet of Socialists; you can see his early bio movie at IMDB:
http://www.imdb.com/...
well shoot, I hope these
May 23, 2009 - 12:50 ET by kangaroowell shoot, I hope these teleprompters are paid for, cause on drudge I just told everyone, WE ARE OUT OF FLIPPING MONEY
If you could read the message on the teleprompter from the back
May 23, 2009 - 14:10 ET by BLTicklemonsterIf you could read the teleprompter message from the back side, it would look like this:
http://img198.images...
BL... LOL...that's a good
May 23, 2009 - 14:23 ET by bigtimerBL...
LOL...that's a good one!
Doubling down on stupid is not a particularly good idea. ~Andrew Breitbart
suckers
May 23, 2009 - 15:32 ET by Wesen'WE'RE OUT OF MONEY'
I wonder at what trillion
May 23, 2009 - 16:22 ET by Chris NormanI wonder at what trillion he realized that...
The "Mainstream" Media: By liberals. For liberals.
"Hmm ... is my tele prompter
May 23, 2009 - 16:01 ET by Crash"Hmm ... is my tele prompter working? If I blurt out any ole' gibberish I might come off sounding like Joe ... 57 states."
crash, did you hear they are
May 23, 2009 - 16:14 ET by kangaroocrash, did you hear they are thinking about spliting california into 4 states, its on yahoo, so only 4 more states to be made LOL anyway its not going to help if they keep electing liberals, and yea arnie doesn't run the show his lib wife does
"My teleprompter is
May 23, 2009 - 16:08 ET by Blazer"My teleprompter is set on stunning.
Just stunning."
"You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious. "
- Ben Kenobi on Liberals, and the MSM.
" The Cake is a lie."
TOTUS
May 23, 2009 - 16:27 ET by Wildcatter1980Teleprompter of the United States - Presidents don't leave home without it!
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We already have term limits. They are called elections. We can & should vote out those who do not represent & serve us! - Me
AC/DC
May 23, 2009 - 17:24 ET by Antisocial-ismWho made who, Who made you????
Smoke and Mirrors
May 23, 2009 - 17:32 ET by CiampinoObjects in the mirror are dumber than they appear.
Blockhead.
May 23, 2009 - 18:40 ET by AlanaBlockhead.
I'm your new god
May 23, 2009 - 20:51 ET by SmorgasbordIt is MANDATORY that I speak her because I am your new god. Bow in my presence servants!!!
Mr. President,
May 24, 2009 - 01:31 ET by BrizzyfolkI can see through your words. I hear what you say but see what you do and words are not enough!
Official Portrait
May 24, 2009 - 07:21 ET by TheHistorianThe Official Portrait of the 44th President of the United States, Barack Hussein Obama
"What experience and history teach is
this - that people and governments never have learned anything from history,
or acted on principles deduced from it."
G. W. F. Hegel
If not the 'official' portrait, it will certainly be the way he
May 24, 2009 - 17:48 ET by Cape Conservativeis remembered by most conservatives!!!
This comment comes from a proud Tea Party attendee, otherwise known as a RWRE!! It is no dishonor to be in a minority in the cause of liberty and virtue ~ Sam Adams
marscat
May 24, 2009 - 07:53 ET by marscat"Mmmmmmm........too bad George Bush didn't use a teleprompter. It might have stopped him from sounding drunk."
Remember the American Warrior on Memorial Day
May 24, 2009 - 08:41 ET by Retired GeekThe American Warrior is someone who is walking the hero's path. Someone who can walk into the heart of darkness for Duty, Honor and Country.
The American Warrior is someone who frightens many people, because those people live in denial of reality, the American Warrior reminds those people that violence exists in the world.
The American Warrior has the capacity for violence towards those who threaten America and the American way of life.
The American Warrior is a constant reminder that there are terrorists in the land and those that wish to destroy America are already here on American soil.
The American Warrior on September 11, 2001, rushed towards the danger instead of fleeing from it, intent on defending and helping those American citizens in danger.
Many American Warriors gave their lives that day and many more were willing to give the ultimate sacrifice for America and its citizens.
Most Americans are glad that they were not on the planes that crashed into the WTC and the Pentagon - the American Warrior wished they had been on those planes because they might have made a difference.
American Warriors were on United Airlines Flight 93 and defended unto death America and its citizens with the cry "lets roll".
The American Warrior waits for the day that they have lived for and trained for their entire life - to defend until death, America and its citizens.
"There is no safety for honest men except by believing all possible evil of evil men." - Edmund Burke
I salute the American Warrior, both living and dead. Men and women who serve in the Armed Forces, Police Forces, Fire Departments and ordinary civilians who rush forward to our defense instead of running from danger.
Remember the American Woman on Memorial Day
May 24, 2009 - 08:45 ET by Retired GeekThe world was fighting for its life during World War II.
Madmen had declared War against humanity and were intent on destroying freedom and any man, woman or child that stood in the way.
Most women were homemakers and few knew how to work in factories and weld and create tanks and armaments.
Their husbands, fathers, brothers and neighbors were fighting this evil and many were dying everyday.
These soldiers needed supplies and equipment and almost every able bodied man was in another land fighting for all they held dear.
Women by the millions, volunteered to work and make the equipment and supplies that were so desperately needed.
Women had to work hard and learn fast to save their men.
Women had to manage long exhausting hours and still take care of the family.
Women like Sarah Palin, took charge and scrimped and did without, with little thought for themselves.
When American women have a cause like saving country, family and children they are a formidable force to be reckoned with - 'Rabid Liberals' and others it isn't very smart to attack the 'Real American Woman'.
God Bless the American Woman!
caption
May 24, 2009 - 10:23 ET by jessieHjessieH DAMN! I told Joe to shut up. He's gonna get it when I get him home!
Thinking inside the box.
May 24, 2009 - 10:46 ET by CrashThinking inside the box.
...
May 24, 2009 - 12:51 ET by danebramageLOL! Good one.
Oboolander unveils "Magnum"
May 24, 2009 - 11:39 ET by Dan DiegoOboolander unveils "Magnum"
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(read faster dummy)
An appeaser is one who hopes the alligator will eat him last - Sir Winston Churchill
Obama's Thoughts
May 24, 2009 - 12:49 ET by YaegerMeisterDarn, I wish Biden would shut up!
Darn, I wish Cheney would shut up!
Darn, I wish Limbaugh would shut up!
Darn, I wish Pelosi would shut up! (I know I'll send her to China!)
What Obama's Really Thinking
May 24, 2009 - 13:42 ET by reasonsjesterAfter this speech, I'd like to get me some french fried taters, mmm hmm.
Caption
May 24, 2009 - 15:29 ET by slickwillie2001Stop thinking about Dick Cheney, stop thinking about Dick Cheney, stop thinking about Dick Cheney....
BO: "Ahhhh, I just want to
May 24, 2009 - 17:52 ET by SvenBO: "Ahhhh, I just want to say, that Ahhhh, we can find common ground when it comes to ripping that baby out of the mothers womb. Hope and Change has come to Notre Dame!!"
"The leader of the free world
May 24, 2009 - 18:01 ET by OxyCon...helps President Obama with his Notre Dame recital".