Lauer:  "Vice President Biden, after 100 days in the Obama administration exactly how many brain cells do you have left in your head"

Biden (unable to speak..for a change) uses hands to signal answer.

Avoid the "hope and change" flu....

• It starts with a single person and spreads rapidly
• Before you know it you are sick to your stomach
• If not addressed once you are infected it could kill you

 "
Ashley forgot to put a little tap-water in her nostril to soften the burn."

"You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious. "

- Ben Kenobi on  Liberals, and the MSM.

" The Cake is a lie."   

Biden: Are we on yet, guys?

Well, it is like this Matt.  If you HAVE TO travel on a train because your evil employer won't give you the day off with pay, then plug your nose like this to prevent the virus from entering your nostril. 

And trust me.  I mean it.  It's your patriotic duty.

On the Today show of April 30, 2009, Matt Lauer quietly reminds VP Joe Biden that he is in danger of becoming known as a "Gaff Machine", as the right likes to put it. Biden engaged in yet another "gaff" in his response to Lauer when he stated, "I think you've hit the nail right on the nose there, Matt."

[sound of studio laughter]

"We retort..... you decide."

"So I barnstyled a big snotrocket on that guy sitting in my seat, and he finally got the message"

It's hard to talk when you're teabagging - Anderson Cooper

"I'm not really sure what sticking your finger in your nose means, but I saw Neil Kinnock do it once."

Head, shoulders, knees and toes, knees and toes...

...And eyes and ears and mouth and NOSE!!!

What was the question, Matt? 

Biden: This is what Obama and I think of those tea bagging, racists, gun toting, Bible thumping, veteran rednecks.

Lauer: ummm Joe I think your using the wrong finger.

"Liberalism is a mental disorder" -Michael Savage

Vice President Biden was able to successully identify where his head was 2 out of 3 times.

Pick it and flick it, Joe!

News Bulletin:

Joe Biden picks his nose, causing his head to cave in - film at eleven 

The "Mainstream" Media: By liberals. For liberals.

But after it was over, he gave me a little kiss right here.

Matt:  "okay where's your butt?"

Joe:  "Here?"

Matt:  "not quite"

Joe:  "oops i thought you meant Obamas butt"

BIDEN: Right, right.... well you know I told him, when we had a moment alone, of course.... I told him that he ought to get that thingy looked at, you know,... the one he has riiiight abouuuut there.

LAUER: Yeah, that's lookin' a little weird.... so, uhmmm, what did he say to that?... I mean, was he a little upset you brought the whole "mole" thing up again?... or what?

BIDEN: No, no.... he actually had a pretty plausible response this time, not like the cigarette burn to the back of my neck like last time..... by the way Matt, that's heelin' up pretty well, and I'm learnin' to use it as any good Democrat would use it.

LAUER: I'm not following you on that there, Mr. Vice President.

BIDEN: Yeah, I just tell everyone that I got it from "second hand smoke".... women dig that sh!+. Have you ever heard of the "Florence Nightingale Effect", Matt? Faaannnnntastic!

LAUER: Uhhmmm, yes, well.... getting back to his response about the "mole" incident which you took up with him.

BIDEN: Right, right... he said he was going to keep it. He said it sort of gave him that Aaron Neville look.... he said it ads to his "swagga". And how about that Mrs. O.... I'm thinkin' she's boodilicious, don't you Matt.....   

Matt.....?

Is this thing on?

"We retort..... you decide."

"You wouldn't believe how much people admire my nasal hair."

Whew--it's really bad when you can't stand to smell your own!!!!!!

Matt, you think it's funny but its snot!

In college I sang a lot. I was a wandering nostril!!!

And right here is where I put the suppository!!

I ran for VP. Now my nose runs for America!

Nobody nose the trouble I've seen, nobody knows but sneezes!!

And right here, right here is my seventh sense!!!!

Get him outta my face

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Liberal judges are the high priests of redefined marriage.  Good men want freedom, Evil men want license 

It's a 3 letter word. N O S E.

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Matt (D):   "Joe, are you in agreement with my lord's decision to increase troop levels in Afghanistan?"
Biden (D):  "I think it's the correct one Matt (D), because my plane was once forced down by Taliban rebels in Afghanistan, and this one terrorist, he pulled out his gun and put it right here.."
Matt (D):  "Uh, ok, moving on, do you think my lord's decision in the Somalia pirate debacale was the correct one?"
Biden (D):  "I'm glad you asked that Matt (D) because I can speak with authority on this matter.  As you know, my boat was once held hostage by pirates, and the head pirate, he took his sword and put it in my face, right here and said..."
Matt (D):  "All righty then, why in the world would you encourage the public to avoid plane and train travel in these difficult economic times?"
Biden (D):  "Well Matt (D), this is a very sensitive subject for me, because my train was once derailed by a flying pig..."
Matt (D):  "Joe, we're talking about swine FLU here, not swine FLEW...." 

When asked if he went to war with Iraq  to derail the impeachment vote:  “I don’t think any serious person would believe that any President would do such a thing." - President Clinton (Dec 1998).

BIDEN:  That's right Matt.... this administration realises that there is very little, if any, connection between this N1H1 virus and "swine" but we are also very keen to the fact that "perception" seems to govern..... That is why I am happy to announce on your network that we are recalling all bacon, well.... all pork products in general off of EVERY shelf of every store and food outlet in the U.S.

LAUER:  And this action will accomplish........?

BIDEN:   Its a two tier effort that will ...1.) stave off any further public hysteria ......  and ...B.) immediately improve our middle east relations with BOTH Israel .... and all Muslim nations ...... the proverbial "two-fer"

LAUER:  But isn't the administration concerned it will literally sink another industry in our nation at a time when we can ill afford it. And what about any possible public backlash?

BIDEN:  NOT IN THE LEAST!  Listen... we already have every news outlet ready to go foreward with our campaign to  malign and LABEL the American public as anti-semitic if they insist on showing any opposition to our "swine-flu/ help-a-jew" policy.

LAUER:   Would it not be easier .... and less costly to the American tax payer, to just come out with a PSA on the N1H1 virus, Mr. Vice President?

BIDEN:   Matt... as they say, .... "You've just hit the hammer right on the nose."  My question to you is why not make plenty of room for this administration to unnecessarily "nuance" the given circumstances? Listen.... when you don't know what you're doing... you'll try just about anything....and besides, there's virtually unlimited cash in this town.

Faaannnntastic!

"We retort..... you decide."

Pick me a winner!

"After they removed the bolts from the sides of my neck, they did a little dermabrasion right here, Matt."

And this is the nostril that they used to remove my brains...

speak up "joe" your foot's in the way,again

Pitchforks?  Hahahaha, the drone public dont have guts to pick up their pitchforks against us...we won!

--here's how Obie and I do it on a slow afternoon in the Oval Room--

You put your right finger in, you pull your right finger out. you touch the side of your nose and wiggle it all about--etc etc

Biden: "You get on the subway and see a guy with a pig snout, you get right off and take the train. You hear me?"

after spending a long night out with a certain family member...

(I am a terrible person. I feel like I belong over at kos :-&)

"So how do you respond to critics who claim you're just another blowhard from the left?"

well matt, this is how obamma says to do it, but of course he uses the other finger cause he is a lefty, personally I think he always looks more stoned than hyped

Joe, gives the the bulletin, "SWINE FLU OUTBREAK: Is U.S. doing enough to stop the spread?" a totally gross connotation.