
Hillary Clinton smiles next to an image of the Virgin of Guadaloupe during a visit at the Virgin's Basilica in Mexico City, Thursday, March 26, 2009. (AP Photo/Daniel Aguilar)
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Hillary to herself:
March 27, 2009 - 15:35 ET by RickEHillary to herself: "Augghhh!!! Holy Water,.. burns!! Must... keep...smiling."
Turn crank
March 27, 2009 - 15:38 ET by RukusPOP! goes the WEASEL!
Gary
"Things can only bother you if you let them bother you" -My Dad
HRC: And I was especially
March 27, 2009 - 15:41 ET by motherbeltHRC: And I was especially thrilled to discover that Juan Diego, to whom Our Lady of Guadalupe appeared, was actually a distant relative of mine!
******
I didn't think it was physically possible, but this both sucks and blows. -Bart Simpson
mb.... ...LMAO! That was
March 27, 2009 - 16:14 ET by bigtimermb....
...LMAO!
That was rich!
Doubling down on stupid is not a particularly good idea. ~Andrew Breitbart
Hey, motherbelt!
March 28, 2009 - 09:56 ET by goldenthroatYou took the words right out of my mouth!
Hillary Clinton - A LEGEND IN HER OWN MIND!
"Who am us, anyway?" - Firesign Theatre
motherbelt's joke
March 28, 2009 - 11:05 ET by ekslibMotherbelt wrote..."HRC: And I was especially thrilled to discover that Juan
Diego, to whom Our Lady of Guadalupe appeared, was actually a distant
relative of mine!"
LOL!
Perfect
March 28, 2009 - 11:58 ET by LynnThere will be no topping of your comment. Outstanding. I would have had to clean my keyboard had I been drinking anything.
MR. Felipe de Jesús Calderón Hinojosa , tear down this wall!
March 27, 2009 - 15:46 ET by upcountrywaterP.R.I.N.T. Money 30 sec YT
Hola!
March 27, 2009 - 15:48 ET by adfishVirgin of Guadaloupe, meet the Virgin of Foreign affairs...
Like a Virgin!
March 27, 2009 - 16:03 ET by P. AaronLike a Virgin?! Uh...yeah! I feel like one.
Look's like the Barney
March 27, 2009 - 16:11 ET by BlazerLook's like the Barney thread became another victim of the Memory Hole ™
Shame, that one was a lot funner than this lame'o one.
"You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious. "
- Ben Kenobi on Liberals, and the MSM.
" The Cake is a lie."
Could not be more polar
March 27, 2009 - 16:26 ET by ArchConservativeThe Virgin of Guadaloupe and the Whore of Chappaqua.
You support the troops by supporting the mission! If you don't support the mission, have the guts to say you don't support the troops.
Obama: Not my President. Ever.
Hillary says..."That makes two of us"
March 27, 2009 - 16:30 ET by superconTwo women who don't know the touch of a man.
Because with a name like Obama... you know it has to be good.
Hillary laughs and
March 27, 2009 - 16:48 ET by Gat New YorkHillary laughs and says:
"The Virgin of Guadaloupe. Finally, a woman who Bill never met."
Roaring with laughter here
March 27, 2009 - 16:51 ET by bigtimerRoaring with laughter here GNY!
That's a WINNER!
Doubling down on stupid is not a particularly good idea. ~Andrew Breitbart
perfect
March 27, 2009 - 18:27 ET by mom_roxagree with bt.
aside: Is the spelling correct? I thought it was spelled Guadalupe. Is Guadaloupe an anglicized spelling?
Your spelling is correct.
March 27, 2009 - 18:33 ET by motherbeltIF you Google Guadaloupe, it corrects the spelling to the other.
You have a good eye...I didn't notice that in the posting. I guess it'sa case of seeing what you expect to see...
I didn't think it was physically possible, but this both sucks and blows. -Bart Simpson
Google Guadalupe?
March 28, 2009 - 09:59 ET by goldenthroatThat actually sounds painful!
BWAHAHAHAHA!
"Who am us, anyway?" - Firesign Theatre
psst...psst.....
March 27, 2009 - 16:59 ET by sam12663.....I know the theory is it was the Jews that killed Jesus, but it was really America's fault.
President Obama is nothing more than a empty suit; a Hollywood
style special effects smoke and mirrors show that has shown itself to
be a total fraud.
WAKE UP AMERICA! SAVE OUR CONSTITUTION!
sam12663...
March 28, 2009 - 10:17 ET by goldenthroatTouche'!
And you know, too, it was all George W. Bush's fault!
"Who am us, anyway?" - Firesign Theatre
LOL...What happened to the
March 27, 2009 - 16:59 ET by bigtimerLOL...What happened to the other Caption-fest?
Doubling down on stupid is not a particularly good idea. ~Andrew Breitbart
Hillary stands in front of
March 27, 2009 - 17:03 ET by eaglewingz08Hillary stands in front of the Virgin of Guadaloupe while Bill Clinton tries to get the Virgin's cell number and email address.
Wreckdum? Damn near killed
March 27, 2009 - 17:44 ET by Roger the ShrubberWreckdum? Damn near killed 'em!
There is a pestilence upon this land. Nothing is sacred. Even those who arrange and design shrubberies are under considerable economic stress at this period in history
For some odd reason these
March 27, 2009 - 17:56 ET by RR GOPFor some odd reason these are the only two things that come to mind:
David Warner.
The Omen.
One of the 34% who thinks George W. Bush was a great President. One of the 61% who wants to bring back the stock and pillory (yep...approval for Congress now at 39%...do you believe that!?).
Saint Hillary
March 27, 2009 - 18:01 ET by ofbbg"Can you see the resemblance? It's uncanny, isn't it"?
I dunno. She looks kinda
March 27, 2009 - 18:32 ET by SickofLibsI dunno. She looks kinda like a normal human, so I'm passing.
I personally would have went with a shot from yesterday's Mexico visit, where she had so much baby blue eye shadow encrusted on, she looked like Hanoi Jane in 'Barbarella'.
Carry on.
Correction: just the eyes.
March 27, 2009 - 18:35 ET by SickofLibsCorrection: just the eyes.
Thanks for
March 28, 2009 - 13:44 ET by UpNorthclearing that up, SOL. I was just speed dialing my optometrist for you.
What she's thinking
March 27, 2009 - 18:42 ET by Rhymes With Right"Today I visit the Virgin in Mexico, tomorrow I get an award in Houston for a Planned Parenthood."
Blogging at rhymeswithright.mu.nu
Change the caption "Hillary
March 27, 2009 - 18:52 ET by MANstreammediaChange the caption "Hillary Clinton smiles next to an image of the Virgin of Guadaloupe
during a visit at the Virgin's Basilica in Mexico City, Thursday, March
26, 2009."
"Evil villain's face burns off upon ignoring Dr Jone's advice on the ark of the covenant."
That Mary...
March 27, 2009 - 20:28 ET by NewzworthThat Mary... She sure would look good in one of my "pant-suits"
Excuse me, Father,
March 27, 2009 - 21:14 ET by dervishBut could I have chardonnay instead?
ohh snap!!! Is that Miguel?
March 27, 2009 - 22:36 ET by OBIE1DAKOMYHillary reflects upon last weekend's sex romp in Chappaqua with the illegal gardener Miguel Jose Martinez Gonzalez Rodriguez. Her exotic wet dreams turn into righteous justification in front of the virgin, although she realizes that it's actually the president of Mexico, Calderon. In response to their introduction she exerts Obama's gallows humor and becomes punch drunk, followed by a tequila fueled chalupa frenzied gang sex with los banditos.
Juxtaposition
March 27, 2009 - 22:52 ET by Kelly72Wow.
I'd like to post a clever caption, I really would, but I guess I'm just too horrified by the juxtaposition to think of anything...
The juxtaposition, that is, of visiting the Basilica of the Patroness of the Unborn... immediately before accepting the highest national honor from the greatest abortion provider in the world.
http://www.theworkofgod.org/Aparitns/Guadalup/Unborn.htm
I mean... yikes.
"i mean... yikes"
March 28, 2009 - 08:14 ET by clinging to my guns and my religioni know ! horrifyingly ironic and hypocritical, isn't it? i'm surprised she didn't melt when she entered the shrine! wait, there's the caption:
"u.s. secretary of state hillary clinton smiles as she enters the basilica of our lady of guadalupe during her recent visit to mexico city. moments later those surrounding her were horrified as she was reduced to a puddle of water on the 16th-century wooden floor boards. a spokeman for the obama administration, who asked to remain anonymous, was quoted as saying, 'well, we finally found something that thawed that icy b***h!' "
"i believe he will not stop until we are all jobless, homeless, hungry, and cold!"
Ha!
March 28, 2009 - 08:39 ET by Kelly72Thanks, I needed that laugh...
And Madame Secretary Said...
March 28, 2009 - 01:16 ET by Teamcheeser"If SHE had access to free condoms, she wouldn't have been so afraid to lose her virginity!"
Hillary smiles and calmly asks...
March 28, 2009 - 01:20 ET by Teamcheeser"Is that a freaking painting of Sara Palin? Take it down. Now, por favor."
Eh, why not...
March 28, 2009 - 04:52 ET by Michael30Hillary: "You guys know that picture is not very representative of Barack's mother right?"
Mike
Not a Hillary fan
March 28, 2009 - 05:55 ET by adamsmithFirst off I'm not a Hillary fan. Wasn't a fan of Bill, but admired him as one of the most astute politicians of all time. I've hated a lot of what this woman has said a lot of the time, knowing full well she was doing what she was doing for personal political gain as well as a "party over country" mentality..That being said, most of the posts here are just plain ugly, and are nothing more than personal attacks. I expect more from people who are not left wing moonbats. This thread is like a right wing mirror image of the DailyKos. I don't like her either, but for God's sake, grow up. Attack her policy and personal beliefs, but lay off the personal attacks. I don't want this site to be turned into something with the inherent stupidity of the DailyKos or the Pravda of America, the Huffington Post......We're better than that....Let the flames begin.
I doubt you'll get too
March 28, 2009 - 06:48 ET by Roger the ShrubberI doubt you'll get too much grief here, Adam. The Weekend Captionfest is a long-standing tradition here at Newsbusters. Your difference of opinion will most likely be more tolerated here than some other site. You do have to abmit the photo is interestingly-bizarre.
The immaculate misconception.
March 28, 2009 - 07:00 ET by CrashHillary is a born again virgin ... she's waiting for the second coming. (Spelling I know, just trying to keep it clean)
sure it's not
March 28, 2009 - 07:55 ET by botgthe immaculate deception?
"Outside of a dog a book is man's best friend,------------inside a dog it's too dark to read" ---Groucho
Caption in Mexico's local
March 28, 2009 - 08:26 ET by BuxomAnnieMcGreggorCaption in Mexico's local Catholic Paper:
"His Grace, the Right Reverend Bishop Alejo Antonio announced that today, Thursday, March 26, 2009... SATAN had entered the Holy Cathedral wearing a red pant suit and the customary artificial "painted" smile. Bishop Alejo quoted Jesus Christ Himself to further reassure local Catholics, as well as Christians world wide, that "the gates of hell shall not prevail". The Bishop went on to remark, "Now that we know what SATAN looks like, this should be a walk in the park.... Oh yeah.... and don't forget the Bingo / Pancake Dinner has been moved to Thursday evening, April 4th."
"We retort..... you decide."
→ Hillary Clinton
March 28, 2009 - 09:16 ET by Cool ArrowPleased with the "Not Guilty" Verdict in the Dr. George Tiller case, Hillary Clinton went on to say "King Herod would be proud of this occasion"
LYDSEXICS UNTIE!
"Yeah well, she's only a
March 28, 2009 - 11:09 ET by Jack BauerLOL!
March 28, 2009 - 11:23 ET by RukusLOL! Good one Jack! Sorry Bill, no cigar!
Gary
"Things can only bother you if you let them bother you" -My Dad
She's my patron saint
March 28, 2009 - 11:49 ET by cocodrieShe's my patron saint and I was named after her.
The Virgin appeared on a hill and my mother had a vision that I would marry A Real Yahoo so she named me Hillary.
Jesus Loves You so much He died for you
Perfect
March 28, 2009 - 13:21 ET by thereseI mean, really, isn't she related to everyone. Great caption.
Senator James Webb Says We Are Putting Wrong People in Prison
March 28, 2009 - 17:49 ET by lareeHe mentioned M13 Mexican Drug Gangs maybe Obama should have thought about a place for Jim Webb in his administration, he seems to be one of the few making any sense of the Mexican Drug Violence Problem.
Senator James Webb (D) of Virginia is bringing up American Prison
Reform he wants an over haul he wants to kick nonviolent offenders out
and put the violent offenders behind bars. He believes the current
system isn’t serving anyone especially the American Taxpayer who is
footing the bill to something like 68 Billion Dollars a Year.
http://youhavetobethistalltogoonthisride.blogspot.com/2009/03/i-fav-senator-james-webb-proposes.html
A Startrek Moment
March 28, 2009 - 18:11 ET by JustAlNo offense to the actor who played "Data" but change the hair style and skin tone and . . . maybe she has a "negatronic brain".
Hillary comment to aide...
March 28, 2009 - 20:56 ET by hgabrahamson"What a bunch of crap. That woman doesn't even look like a mexican!"
Difference of Opinion is what makes a Horse Race
Behold, its the Wicked Witch of Foggy Bottom
March 28, 2009 - 22:19 ET by R D HelmLOL-And I am still trying to figure out why the ceiling hasn't caved in on Hillary yet.
-Dave
This coup has gone on long enough. The time to put it down is NOW.
If Bill lived back then....
March 28, 2009 - 22:44 ET by SmorgasbordIf Bill lived back then she wouldn't have been a virgin long.
Who is...
March 29, 2009 - 10:39 ET by Ole_Sargethis God fellow and how do meet him to do some paintings of me?
What you guys all missed.....
March 29, 2009 - 11:32 ET by NoSoupForYouI had no idea that Hillary
March 29, 2009 - 12:25 ET by Roger the ShrubberI had no idea that Hillary hates black people. How disheartening.
WHO PAINTED IT?????
March 29, 2009 - 15:32 ET by NoMoreChangeThis woman is trying to be more embarrassing that Madeline.
Jessie R. Hamby
March 29, 2009 - 12:30 ET by jessieHJessie R. Hamby You love me! You really love me!
"Yes, killing babies is patriotic. You didn't know?" . . .
March 29, 2009 - 13:24 ET by CKA in Red State USA"Well, we Democrats can fix that."
Never mind being Dumb as a Brick,
March 29, 2009 - 16:05 ET by Delsajust goes to show how religious Hill and Bill really were/are!
Even non Catholics have some knowledge of the Birgin of Guadaloupe.
You would think those who hustle for the "latino vote" would know something about them??? Not so much!
This administration, from top to bottom, will go down in history as the dangerous idiots they really are!
Who are the bricks that voted for these empty suits?
Some may be graduating from Notre Damed I mean Notre Dame.
It was the Virgin of
March 29, 2009 - 16:37 ET by allamericangirlIt was the Virgin of Guadalupe that protected me when I was dodging sniper fire in Bosnia.
So maybe if
March 29, 2009 - 16:44 ET by DelsaI keep smiling they won't notice how STUPID I AM.