POP! goes the WEASEL!

Gary

"Things can only bother you if you let them bother you" -My Dad

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Like a Virgin?! Uh...yeah! I feel like one.

The Virgin of Guadaloupe and the Whore of Chappaqua.

You support the troops by supporting the mission! If you don't support the mission, have the guts to say you don't support the troops.

Obama: Not my President. Ever.

Hillary laughs and says:

"The Virgin of Guadaloupe. Finally, a woman who Bill never met." 

For some odd reason these are the only two things that come to mind:

David Warner.

The Omen.

One of the 34% who thinks George W. Bush was a great President. One of the 61% who wants to bring back the stock and pillory (yep...approval for Congress now at 39%...do you believe that!?).

I dunno. She looks kinda like a normal human, so I'm passing.

I personally would have went with a shot from yesterday's Mexico visit, where she had so much baby blue eye shadow encrusted on, she looked like Hanoi Jane in 'Barbarella'.

Carry on. 

Change the caption "Hillary Clinton smiles next to an image of the Virgin of Guadaloupe
during a visit at the Virgin's Basilica in Mexico City, Thursday, March
26, 2009."

"Evil villain's face burns off upon ignoring Dr Jone's advice on the ark of the covenant."

But could I have chardonnay instead?

Wow.

 I'd like to post a clever caption, I really would, but I guess I'm just too horrified by the juxtaposition to think of anything...

The juxtaposition, that is, of visiting the Basilica of the Patroness of the Unborn... immediately before accepting the highest national honor from the greatest abortion provider in the world.

http://www.theworkofgod.org/Aparitns/Guadalup/Unborn.htm

I mean... yikes.

"Is that a freaking painting of Sara Palin? Take it down. Now, por favor."

Hillary is a born again virgin ... she's waiting for the second coming. (Spelling I know, just trying to keep it clean)

Caption in Mexico's local Catholic Paper:

   "His Grace, the Right Reverend Bishop Alejo Antonio announced that today, Thursday, March 26, 2009... SATAN had entered the Holy Cathedral wearing a red pant suit and the customary artificial "painted" smile. Bishop Alejo quoted Jesus Christ Himself to further reassure local Catholics, as well as Christians world wide, that  "the gates of hell shall not prevail".  The Bishop went on to remark, "Now that we know what SATAN looks like, this should be a walk in the park.... Oh yeah.... and don't forget the Bingo / Pancake Dinner has been moved to Thursday evening, April 4th."

"We retort..... you decide."

"Yeah well, she's only a virgin 'cause she never met Bill."

Obama Amends The Constitution
Check out the poster @ Hollycrud checker-outers

She's my patron saint and I was named after her.

The Virgin appeared on a hill and my mother had a vision that I would marry A Real Yahoo so she named me Hillary.

Jesus Loves You so much He died for you

 He mentioned M13 Mexican Drug Gangs maybe Obama should have thought about a place for Jim Webb in his administration, he seems to be one of the few making any sense of the Mexican Drug Violence Problem.

Senator James Webb (D) of Virginia is bringing up American Prison
Reform he wants an over haul he wants to kick nonviolent offenders out
and put the violent offenders behind bars. He believes the current
system isn’t serving anyone especially the American Taxpayer who is
footing the bill to something like 68 Billion Dollars a Year.

http://youhavetobethistalltogoonthisride.blogspot.com/2009/03/i-fav-senator-james-webb-proposes.html

"What a bunch of crap. That woman doesn't even look like a mexican!"

Difference of Opinion is what makes a Horse Race

If Bill lived back then she wouldn't have been a virgin long.

[CNA] During her recent visit to Mexico, U.S. Secretary of State Hillary Clinton made an unexpected stop at the Basilica of Our Lady of Guadalupe and left a bouquet of white flowers “on behalf of the American people,” after asking who painted the famous image.

The image of Our Lady of Guadalupe was miraculously imprinted by Mary on the tilma, or cloak, of St. Juan Diego in 1531. The image has numerous unexplainable phenomena, such as the appearance on Mary’s eyes of those present in the room when the tilma was opened and the image’s lack of decay.

Mrs. Clinton was received on Thursday at 8:15 a.m. by the rector of the Basilica, Msgr. Diego Monroy.

Msgr. Monroy took Mrs. Clinton to the famous image of Our Lady of Guadalupe, which had been previously lowered from its usual altar for the occasion.

After observing it for a while, Mrs. Clinton asked “who painted it?” to which Msgr. Monroy responded “God!”

Clinton then told Msgr. Monroy that she had previously visited the old Basilica in 1979, when the new one was still under construction.

After placing a bouquet of white flowers by the image, Mrs. Clinton went to the quemador –the open air area at the Basilica where the faithful light candles- and lit a green candle.

Leaving the basilica half an hour later, Mrs. Clinton told some of the Mexicans gathered outside to greet her, “you have a marvelous virgin!”

This evening Secretary of State Hillary Clinton is set to receive the highest award given by Planned Parenthood Federation of America -- the Margaret Sanger Award, named for the organization's founder, a noted eugenicist. The award will be presented at a gala event in Houston, Texas.

"Well, we Democrats can fix that."

It was the Virgin of Guadalupe that protected me when I was dodging sniper fire in Bosnia.