“Run along and tell your Xerxes (aka Obama) he faces free men here, not slaves…
“this is where we hold them, this is where we fight”…
“the world will remember that few stood against many”
—– from the great movie “300″.
Never said I was a "church lady" prude, but I do have some standards. The picture you paint is gross, not funny.
If you think that's funny, you'd do well to not speculate on someone else's phtsical attributes in comparison to your own (what does that have to do with anything anyway?) and worry more about the jello-mass inside your head.
And it's plain why you lean toward fantasizing about physical confrontation: in a battle of wits, you are unarmed.
I didn't think it was physically possible, but this both sucks and blows. -Bart Simpson
I'm the smarter, prettier, younger one. 'Mother' confused with 'Motherbelt'? I don't think so. Grow a brain and a set. I think people here would never, EVER confuse the two of us.
Since when is saying your comment was disgusting "hostile."
I made no personal attack, as you did. My comment about no relation was a bit tongue-in-cheek, but also a statement that I don't want to be cast in the same light as you. And posters here do call me "mother" from time to time as well as "mb."
You are the one who immediately attacked my age and my looks without knowing a thing about me.
Don't tell me to get a grip. I have one, thank you.
You need to grow the hell up.
I didn't think it was physically possible, but this both sucks and blows. -Bart Simpson
PS motherbelt is in no way related to, and has no connection to the poster who calls himself/herself "Mother."
~
Not only THAT but you told a married woman and I to 'get a room' when she stood up for me here. How uncool is that?
The 'who can ad hominem attack the meanest and baddest' fights are over for me. I apologize for even going 'there' but you have been singling me out and I don't take kindly to that kind of B.S. and I will attack back.
If you don't like me or my posts just move along rather than act like I've just raped your eyes or something!
Mother, this is the last thing I am going to say about this; I am going out of town today.
I put my "hostile" reply in the wrong place (above) apparently.
Saying your comment was disgusting is not hostile. If you want to have a battle of ideas, by all means, let's do so.
The "get a room" comment came when you and your pal (was it choselife? I forget) were goo-gooing with Pretty kitty...scratches Angel under chin and such. Also, you yourself admitted you have a "potty mouth" I believe were the words, so why are you surprised when someone says a comment was disgusting?
As for the "moving on" suggestion; it's not just my eyes; it's the whole tenor of this website that some of us (who have been here a lot longer than eight weeks) do not want to see degraded.
And lastly, I'm sorry for the personal trials you are going through. I hope things get better for you soon.
I didn't think it was physically possible, but this both sucks and blows. -Bart Simpson
Not gonna say I'm above the fray, but I love my strong conservative women, hope you ladies work this stuff out. You gal's are what make this site imho, and from time to time have helped to keep us men in check when the testosterone started flowing.
"You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious. "
I'm on buku pain pills right now because of my broken lower molars [I get my teefers fixed next week]... I'm still dealing with a lot of grief over my [fur] baby boy we had to 'put down' a few months ago [we are still trying to decide what to do with his ashes...we are thinking of planting a tree in his honor] and my daughter moved out earlier this year which leaves me really, truly sad and lonely.
Some days I just want to cry so laughing and being 'goofy' is my way of dealing with my hardships. Motherbelt is probably a wonderful person and perhaps she doesn't like me because I'm a bit 'uncouth' at times but my heart [I hope] is in the right place.
Sometimes I just want to give up. I've been struggling with depression and suicidal thoughts...and I come here to blow off some steam and realize I'm NOT alone.
I am not a bad person...I'm probably too honest for my own good.
Mother hang in there and please girl, brighten up. The tree idea is a beautiful one.We can become attached to our furry friend's just like children, god know's I love my beagle just like another child.
You are not alone, we're all family here.
"You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious. "
...I seem to be having one of the worst years of my life. I'd rather laugh than cry and sulk. -And, fighting is not my style but when I'm already feeling so vulnerable sometimes I knee-jerk 'put up my dukes' rather than calming myself down and being more kind and realizing I'm probably dealing with someone who is suffering with as much pain as I am in.
There are days when I ask myself that age old question: "Would the world be better off without me?"
...and then...I look at my beautiful cat purring peacefully in my lap and my daughter calls me on my cell phone and I log-in here and find I have buddies and I dry my tears and I thank God for all that I have. I have to remind myself how lucky and fortunate I am. I grew up poor/impoverished without a father and well...too long a story to tell here but let's just say...I had my share of abuse and sadness.
You're a sweetheart. I'm not a 'pill-popper' type. My husband has to FORCE me to take an aspirin for my pain half of the time. lol! These pills do take the 'edge' off but I hate the icky 'buzz' they give me. I feel like I'm mentally walking through water on these suckers. Bleh!
I think I'm going to try to get my username changed to "Delia" which is my username over at PJM. I feel really sad in my heart that my username "Mother" would cause so much acrimony with another 'mother' here. If only I'd known. *smacks self*
Does anyone know if there's a specific mod I can contact to do that?
Don't forget no matter how bad it gets, it always gets better. On a side note I love all the new NB gals. Chose, Katainkent, Sherysims, and yourself. Hope I'm not forgetting anyone.
Righto' Shawn. As I'm sure you can attest, you and I have had plenty of heated exchanges, some a little ugly. However, I love you like a brother, and consider you a good friend. We have more in common, than differences. I hope that offer's some encouragement to Mother.
"You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious. "
Hell No ! The world would not be better off without you ! We need you. Pick yourself up by the bootstrap's soldier !
Hey, you'll get through this.This was just a minor dust-up, or a disturbance in the force. it happens from time to time, we do not alway's get along,. but thing's most alway's get patched up. If you need a friend, you have plenty here. You can p.m. me any time you like.
"You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious. "
Prendre courage (take courage). I can still hear my momma telling us that whenever things went wrong. There is nothing that can defeat you if you have Jesus.
Your joy and happiness depends on you and how you deal with circumstances. The problems of this world can beat us up really bad but they can't defeat us.
keep your chin up. on top of everything else you are going through, we have all those know-nothings in the capitol doing all they can to bring down our beautiful country.
a couple of years ago, i was having a terribly hard time getting over the loss of a dear furry family member. a friend suggested i do some volunteer work at our local animal shelter. it was the best advice i have ever received. i find that i can apply the same idea to all kinds of situations. when my son left right after high school graduation to start summer term at college, i increased my volunteer time with the youth group at church. thankfully, that inspired my daughter, who is still at home, to volunteer with the church children's group. it's a wonderful therapy to be needed, lol!
"i believe he will not stop until we are all jobless, homeless, hungry, and cold!"
It's too bad when things descend to this level. I think everyone should just take a deep breath...and then go back to making jokes about the handicapped.
Oh, lighten up, Blaze...now you're the one being condescending. Obama's quip was thoughtless, insensitive, and needlessly insulting to millions who face lifetimes of extraordinary physical challenges.
Of course not Jer. Just keep in mind we're playing to those insensitivities, this is the caption fest, or joke thread if you will. I'm sure you have to come realize by now, that it historically hasn't been a p.c. thread.
I think your just a little flustered that that your messiah has once again been proven every bit and even more the idiot that the left claimed Bush was.
Lighten up Francis.
"You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious. "
No apology needed Jer. I believe the man made a gaffe pure and simple, we all do at times. So I've allready cut him a break. I'm just making fun of the hypocrisy of it all, I mean the guy's supposed to be the greatest orator since Socrates or Aristotle.
If this were a conservative that had said this, the left would have gone nuclear and demanded blood.
"You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious. "
If this were a conservative that had said this, the left would have gone nuclear and demanded blood.
I tend to agree. This is an area where there is definitely a double standard. Although, if this had been a Bush gaffe, I think the most probable reaction would have been to shamelessly play the "stupidity" card ad nauseum.
I have been making jokes about our mentally handicapped Present Obama all along. Too bad he doesn't have the decency to treat these special people with respect.
Maybe he's jealous because they're so far above him culturally and intellectually. It's a good thing Trig Palin wasn't going to be part of Present Barack and michelle's family. He would have been murdered long ago.
Whoa Mother...just who the heck do you think you are?
How absolutely rude of you....you owe mb an apology as far as I am concerned...she is one of the best posters here.
Btw...If you gals want to talk about how pretty and supple you think you are go somewhere else and tweet each other...or whatever it is you need to do.
Many of my fellow HotAir members are starting to wonder about Allahpundit.
We are thinking maybe its time the boss took him aside and had a talk with him, as lately he seems to be wavering on a several things. I started getting concerned back when he was dissing Fred.
At least Ed is over there.
-Dave
This coup has gone on long enough. The time to put it down is NOW.
If you'd like to have a contest with some of the other ladies on NB about who has the best body, feel free. But keep in mind that copypasting something out of Vogue doesn't count.
Anyone who feels the need to brag about their beauty usually doesn't have any.
You act like a two year old who can't be taken out in public.
can, back off your a little late to the party. The dust has allready settled on this affair, Don't try to stir it back up. Everyones allready over this.
"You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious. "
I didn't say you had suspicions, I said I did. My comment wasn't meant to start another argument. It was done for one specific reason. If you don't want another argument then let this speak for itself and move on.
I'm glad I was paying attention to my brackets and missed this. Whew!!
Still, I've seen...um...worse...ah...oh, never mind.
"This
liberal would be all about socialize -- uh, uh, would be about
basically taking over and the government running all of your companies."-Maxine Waters 2008
I hadn't even looked at your profile until now, so I apologize for any misunderstanding about your picture. Aside from all that, I'm pretty sure Vogue does not print many black and white photos, so I'm not sure why you thought that's what I meant.
Look Mother I'm really not interested in having an all day flame war with you. Those have been happening a lot on here lately and they're tiring.
My peace on the matter has been spoken and now I'm done.
Whoops! I thought you were accusing me of using a fake picture of me in my avatar [something I've gotten accused a LOT of online which is annoying as hell]. I guess I misconstrued your initial reply. My bad.
-You have a wonderful day too, hon. I don't like or want to be mad at people I don't even know. Self-defeating.
Yes, Jay, I have a million of them: (with apologies to Treacher's):
Thanks for having me on the show, Jay. You seem like a pretty nice
guy... for an Italian. [Tony Soprano impersonation] Ayyyy!
Fuggetaboutit!" I have more bodies buried under my bus in the past year than Gotti did in his entire career.
"Kevin Eubanks, how are ya, man? Is Jay letting you come in
through the front entrance yet? No? It's okay, I do the same thing to
Biden."
"I stopped by Hollywood earlier. Or as I call it, Little
Israel. I dropped a penny on the sidewalk and lost the Chief of Staff and Two White House Officers."
"You think being the first black president is easy? Every
time I leave the White House, Secret Service checks my pockets for
silverware."
"Yeah, John McCain and I get along. Although he always
freezes me out when I try to give him a high five! [audience groans]
What, too soon?"
"Sarah Palin and I don't talk much, 'cause I don't speak
Tardese. 'Doy! Durr! Look at my waterhead!' [audience member boos] Oh,
lighten up they love being called waterheads."
"Ya know, I thought about picking a female VP too. But I've
already got somebody to clean my house and fetch me beers! Am I right,
fellas? And Joe looks smashing in a French Maid outfit."
"Any Irish folks in the audience? Don't raise your hand, you
might spill your drink. 'When Oirish oys are smilin'...'" [staggers,
pretends to vomit]
"Another great thing about LA is all the fags. [audience
hisses] OK, OK, Faggot-Americans. Hey, I got no problem with it. After
all, I did hire Rahm Emmanuel!Many a Congressman learned the hard way not to drop the soap when Rahmbo and Barney were in the showers"
"You know what cracks me up? Chinese people. [sticks front
teeth over bottom lip and pushes back corners of eyes] 'Herro, Mistel
Plesident! Although they say As-hooo alot and point at me and laugh, but I guess that's just a cultural thing'"
"People ask what scares me most. Iran? The economy? Try:
Waking up every morning next to She-Hulk! Now I know how Bill felt in the White House. I don't mean I felt Bill in the White House when he slept over in the Lincoln Bedroom. Oh, I'm gonna get it when I go home."
Obambi- "Jay, these Sybian seats and buttless pants are great! They're even better than Barney!!!!"
“Were it left to me to decide whether we should have a government without newspapers or newspapers without government, I should not hesitate a moment to prefer the latter” - Thomas Jefferson
“Were it left to me to decide whether we should have a government without newspapers or newspapers without government, I should not hesitate a moment to prefer the latter” - Thomas Jefferson
Obama: And you know what's funny, Jay? I'm not even a legal citizen and they made me President. What a bunch of dummies. Now I'm taking all their money and they still think I'm great! Whatta country. I love it here."
The Government cannot give to anybody anything which the government does not first take from somebody else. Dr. Adrian Rogers
BT.. I think I am detecting more and more people who are waking up to what's going on, even people I know who normally sleep through political issues. There's more talk about "what in the world is happening" than I've heard in a long time--in the stores, restaurants etc. And there's anger.
Obama represents the full flowering of leftist ideology in power, and people can see what that is all about up close and personal. There are no checks and balances between the Executive and the Legislative branches now, a very dangerous situation.
If there is a vacancy on the Supreme Court, we know the type of political animal Obama will pick to fill it.
The Government cannot give to anybody anything which the government does not first take from somebody else. Dr. Adrian Rogers
I know what you mean about what people are starting to say about O etc...
I do have to say one thing that I am so surpised at is the tactics they are using to run this so-called presidency...and speed they are implementing their plans...
to 'the one' knowing his days are numbered if his true identity is discovered? I've never seen such haste - it's like they are throwing everything out at once and hoping the mass confusion will allow some of it to get through - passed but unread, of course!
Will the Freedom of Information Act ever force disclosure of his secret past?
It is no dishonor to be in a minority in the cause of liberty and virtue. ~ Sam Adams
Will the Freedom of Information Act ever force disclosure of his secret past
It sure doesn't look like it...
This is the latest news I have heard on this by the way, granted, it is few days old now, so just thought I'd put it out here anyway, here is one more...some may already have.
I agree Jer, thank god the current crop of true conservatives on SCOTUS will certainly out live our one hit wonder president. My heart goes out to Ginsberg just the same.
"You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious. "
Jay: Well, here's something that kind of scared me. Today they passed this thing that says we're going to tax 90 percent of these bonuses. And the part that scares me is, I mean, you're a good guy -- if the government decides they don't like a guy, all of a sudden, hey, we're going to tax you and then, boom, and it passes.
Obama: (Laughing hysterically) Just wait till you see what we are going to do to Chrysler and GM. It'll tear you up.
Sorry, NB Staff, but I just cannot come up with anything remotely funny about the American Idol celebrity "president."
What this man is currently doing to this nation on behalf of his handlers is not even remotely funny.
If I ever laugh again, it will be only after he and his co-Marxist coup operators have been driven from power-hopefully before they have destroyed this country.
-Dave
This coup has gone on long enough. The time to put it down is NOW.
I love it when liberals state that Reagan was the worst president ever/evil. I love that they cite IRS data showing a decrease in GDP, but for some reason they stop at the 1982 data. I guess they hate the spectacular increase beginning in 1983.
I was expecting him to get down on his knee and start singing "Mammy" just like Al Jolson ;-) He sure thought he was king of the hill - pausing and nodding in appreciation of the audience's laughs. From the look on Leno's face, I think he realized the gaffe immediately and tried to change the subject real quick-like.
No way should America be expected to endure the constant demeaning of the presidency that this socialist has for his game plan!
It is no dishonor to be in a minority in the cause of liberty and virtue. ~ Sam Adams
it is hard to make a joke with his smirking face. it is like he is laughing at us, stupid naive americans (not us NBers of course), enjoying all the distraction he has thrown our way so we wouldnt pay attention to all the behind the scene destructive thing he is doing to our country.
"Leno and Barry bring new meaning to the word 'nausea'"
One of the 34% who thinks George W. Bush was a great President. One of the 61% who wants to bring back the stock and pillory (yep...approval for Congress now at 39%...do you believe that!?).
Jay, Jay..not only do the "tards" bowl as good as me..I think that "tard", that lil baby the Palin Biat## has in her arms may beat my score as well..I ain't knocking "tards", world is full of em.. We just love "tards" Jay..
about how freakin' scared and angry you are at my policies, my spending, my lies and my attempt to turn America into a Socialist country.
Yes, you told me you began working at 14 after school and summers to contribute to your education and have worked virtually every day since, not only to make your life better but also your childrens'.
Yes, you told me about your daughter-in-law who grew up in socialist England and how your collective family finally brought her father over for heart surgery, and paid for it, when he could not get the national health care in England to get around to him and save his life (in his 70s, no payback don't you know?).
Yes, you told me about your 10 grandchildren and one great grandson and how worried you were, as are their non kool aid drinking parents, about what you would look down from heaven and see as their future.
Yes, you told me that you made a generous five figure salary last year, every cent of which went to pay taxes because you and your husband have worked hard all your life to achieve some success. And that your small business paid 6 figures in taxes and expects to have to lay off workers with the expected increase in tax on your business.
Yes, you told me that you are not happy to pay $8,000 per year for quality medical care insurance but feel it is your responsibility to do this, if you can afford it.
Yes, you told me you had guests for dinner and made a chicken and pasta casserole (sounds quite good actually, with the sun dried tomatoes, olives, capers and mushrooms -- I must pass that along to Michie -- but with her huge posterior, we avoid pasta) while I was eating $100 Myobe beef.
And, yes, I know you are concerned I will take action to be able to have my policies enacted with a less than 60 vote majority. Hee, hee, would I do that?
Yes, I hear your pain. I know how serious this is but let's all have a good laugh and it will all go away! Laughter is the best medicine and there will be lots more of that as I force my agenda on the United States of America.
NB readers, I know this caption fest is supposed to be light hearted. But, if it weren't for Prozac, I'd be more than freakin' angry, fearful and downright disgusted! :-) But the frustration I am feeling is almost overwhelming, and I'm not an incompetent person. To the contrary, those of us who are intelligent, competent and have good values are the ones who see the forest for the trees! And maybe that is why we have these feelings.
I'm new to blogging here but if there is anyone in SW FL who agrees with me and wants to try to do a Tea Party thing, or take any other reasonable action to make our voices heard, please visit my fledgling website www.rounduptherinos.com and email me. (Hope it works!) I'm on a learning curve with all this social networking, websites, etc. but bound and determined to make my voice heard.
As a flower child of the 60's, I'll end with:
This land is your land, this land is my land
From California, to the New York Island
From the redwood forest, to the gulf stream waters
This land was made for you and me
Obambi: You know Jay, I wake up every morning and blow policy out of my ass! And those retarded Americans.... did I say that?? My bad! And those regarded American voters believe this sh*t. Ain't life grand! Now...let's talk about my wife's arms.
I can't believe how you idiots can turn a caption contest into a personal pissing match. Grow up. After all, arguing on the internet is a lot like the special olympics...even if you win, you're still retarded. You children epitomize that.
I'll try and get my name changed to "Delia". I'm sorry my username caused you so much angst which was not my intention at all.
Yes, I'm 'new' here and if I'd have known of you and your penchant for being possessive about the term/word/username 'mother' I'd have just stuck with my typical "Delia" username. Because I'm a proud mother who gave birth without drugs at home with a midwife and home-schooled my child before it was 'cool'... that is why I chose the name 'mother'.
Please don't bury the hatchet in my head. I concede. You win. End game.
I'm hangin' in there, friend. Each day is a new one. I'm a survivor but sometimes I feel very frail and weak and then my fellow humans/friends bolster me and keep me from flailing.
Yes, our problematic Potus and current government are depression inducing enough as it is. *sigh*
You're right... Perhaps I need to find a venue to donate my time to a good cause. I don't drive so it would probably have to be something 'online'. I'm working on my husband's website and a cookbook right now though so I'm kind of frazzled.
Well, a good crisis like that should not go to waste. Rome burning is the perfect opportunity to implement sweeping nationalization of the cement industry!
I've been watching Fallon's monologues occasionally (and only his monologues) out of sheer fascination. They are lame-beyond-belief, even by bad comedy website standards. The audience non-reaction is hysterical.
His opening joke yesterday was something like "And President Obama was a huge success on Jay Leno last night. He did great. And to promote his new book, former president Bush is also scheduled to make an appearance next week. The show? The Biggest Loser!!!!"
Funny stuff, eh?
So Bush is the punchline, even though it's Obama who disgraced himself on national TV.
The dopes just can't let go of Bush, regardless of how lame and dated the jokes are.
Hi. I just had a thought about what you said here. (I didn't see the "comedy" routine you were telling about) I have been somewhat supportive of Bush, not thinking he was the greatest president we ever had, but certainly not the worst. But the more they pick and pick and pick on him when he hasn't done anything worthy of it the more they are risking people being sympathetic to Bush. When I read what you wrote my first thought was, "Doggoneit why don't they let him GO already?" I think other people must feel that way too. They are digging their own graves I guess. (so to speak)
I've also stumbled upon Fallon a time or two, and it's really painful. He was NBC's great hope, but I say he can't last. It's just really, really bad TV.
Oh Mr. President, it so refreshing to see you take the job so serious, unlike previous Presidents who chose not to show up here and reveal their inner schmuck....
Obama: "Oh, Jay, it's okay. Americans are such dolts they might as well all be in the Special Olympics. I'm going to rape this country until there's no tomorrow and become the new Cuba! That's a thought. United States of Cuba. I like it."
"But hey, with a country full of morons, they won't notice that I'm pitting them in a ridiculous class warfare scheme to tie up their weak minds while I destroy this country."
"Ain't it grand to be a powerful black man so I can destroy all the white folks who made this horrible, capitalistic, evil society? I'm going to remake this country into the new Cuba."
"I gotta go call Fidel and Hugo. I'm having them over for a "new dictator's conference" at the White House. We'll be using that great new book, "Dictators for Dummies."
"By the way, Michelle is going to change the name of the White House to now be called "the People's House." She got the idea from the Chinese. Do you like it?"
"Jay, Random House is going to publish a small book outlining my ideology and philosophy. They asked me what color I like for the cover and I like red. So it will be a little red book. Great idea huh? This way, folks in America will be able to learn, understand and accept my ideology."
Lastly, in order to ensure that folks don't feel better or less than their neighbor, we're having a national competition among top designers to design the ultimate uniform for Americans. This way, Americans will be unburdened from the costs associated with clothing, and the stigma of being identified as not as good as someone else because of their wardrobe. I think brown or tan are good colors, don't you? We'll start this national uniform program (NUP) this fall--for the Christmas shopping season.
My uncle in Kenya will be producing all the uniforms--gotta help the family, right?"
"This acting like the president stuff is FUN!!!" (Obama to himself)
"...peace is the highest aspiration of the American People. We will negotiate for it, sacrifice for it, we will never surrender for it, now or ever." President Ronald Reagan~ January 20, 1981
Leno: "Mr. President, ABC and NBC have recently denied theyve been in the tank for you. Er... Mr. President?...Sir...OK, now...you can stop...Sir?!....Please, sir!...it wasn't that funny...this is embarassing...uh,uh...cut, cut, to commercial...Mr. President, stop now.....can someone slap him without getting shot?...please, sir!......"
Less than 5 minutes into Ann's short speech and the audience had already thrown all decorum out the window. Demonstrating their penchant for suppressing speech they disagree with, audience members yelled obscenities at Coulter, the mildest of which was "go to hell." One gentleman ran up the aisle yelling "We've got a real slut on our hands." This prompted an unfazed Coulter to say, "Aren't liberals polite?" Tonight, anyway, the answer was a resounding "no."
I am sure Ann was completely in her element but as I have said repeatedly - exchanges like these fall on mostly deaf ears (if they can be heard at all)
and ur right....when I googled looking for it, I went to sites I.ve never heard of (I hope my anti-virus is up to date), I read some posts and a majority of the people thought Maher won. I know they either didn't see it or don't know who Ann is. I just want to see it to see how badly she crushed the gnat.
"I have found my new Church...you know...the one I've been looking over a year for because Christianity is so important in my life. Well, Jay, me and Michelle have decided that we love being celebrities so much that we have joined the Scientoligists and there's no better place to announce that then here in Hollywood, the Scientologist capital of the world".
According to Guisot, Obama and his appointees be of retarded development.
"What experience and history teach is
this - that people and governments never have learned anything from history,
or acted on principles deduced from it."
Obama is a immature punk who made a sophomoric remark which was not funny. Self deprecating humor? Why didn't he reference Blacks instead of special needs people?
Newsday wrote an article with the headline:
"On LI, advocates for disabled shrug off Obama gaffe"
The article went on the interview 5 Long Islanders and 4 of them condemned Obama's remarks. So much for truth in headlines.
"What, me work? Nah, the country runs itself. As a candidate, I had to work long hours, but now all I do is make tv appearences and fly AF1 to Camp David"
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Fri, 03/20/2009 - 16:13 ET by Mark FinkelsteinDid you hear what Hellen Keller got for Christmas?
OBAMA: REMEMBER THESE LINES? !!
Sun, 03/22/2009 - 22:24 ET by reelman46OBAMA: REMEMBER THESE LINES!
“Run along and tell your Xerxes (aka Obama) he faces free men here, not slaves…
“this is where we hold them, this is where we fight”…
“the world will remember that few stood against many”
—– from the great movie “300″.
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Hey Jay
Fri, 03/20/2009 - 16:14 ET by NorthCoasterHey Jay, you want to see my Stevie Wonder impersonation?
If you think...
Fri, 03/20/2009 - 16:17 ET by OBQuietIf you thought that Special Olympics joke was funny, wait until you see my Stevie Wonder imitation!
I did not see the show but
Fri, 03/20/2009 - 16:18 ET by obxrayI did not see the show but did he say anything about the Iraq war that has been won?It was the 6th anniversary.
What a clown this guy is.
I can't believe...
Fri, 03/20/2009 - 16:18 ET by jackie3LENO; "I can't believe those morons elected you president?"
OBAMA: "Yeah, niether can I."
Alexander Hamilton: "We are a Republican government. Real liberty is
never found in the despotism or in the extremes of a Democracy."
Dumb and dumber...
Fri, 03/20/2009 - 16:22 ET by d1carterDumb and dumber...
d1carter, Dumb and Dumber?
Fri, 03/20/2009 - 18:58 ET by goldenthroatMay be - but which one is which?
"Who am us, anyway?" - Firesign Theatre
Mr Pres
Fri, 03/20/2009 - 16:22 ET by JDWMr Pres, we thank you for coming on without teleprompter. Tell us what you think about the NCAA
JDW
DAILY WAVE
The government works for me, not the other way around
And Obama replied...
Sat, 03/21/2009 - 09:58 ET by goldenthroat"No teleprompter? Duh...uh...eh...well, uh...gee...ah..."
"Who am us, anyway?" - Firesign Theatre
Taking a break.
Sat, 03/21/2009 - 11:08 ET by mizflame98His telepromter needed a cigarette after the night_before.
"Not to be a republican at twenty is proof of want of heart; to be one at thirty is proof of want of head." - Francois Guisot
Barrky: How do you get a
Fri, 03/20/2009 - 16:29 ET by SickofLibsBarrky: How do you get a libtard to commit suicide?
Leno: Dunno.
Barrky: Put a knife in his hand and ask him "Who's special?"
Obama: "Look at those
Fri, 03/20/2009 - 16:30 ET by JPooleObama: "Look at those retards!"
That's a...
Fri, 03/20/2009 - 16:33 ET by Mother... "lifted a cheek and reeked" laugh if ever I saw one.
"Wrecked him? Damn near
Fri, 03/20/2009 - 16:35 ET by Roger the Shrubber"Wrecked him? Damn near killed him!"
X
Sat, 03/21/2009 - 17:08 ET by serfer62Rectum? Damn near killed him...
"Bowling for
Fri, 03/20/2009 - 16:39 ET by Chris Norman"Bowling for Hollers"
The "Mainstream" Media: By liberals. For liberals.
Laughing at other peoples expense
Fri, 03/20/2009 - 16:40 ET by dboLeno: "Hey Barry, since you already have your foot in your mouth, why don't you tell that tasteless Nancy Reagan joke again".
The "I won face"...
Fri, 03/20/2009 - 16:42 ET by Mother... in all of its self-serving glory.
Awwwww. Isn't that cute?
*puke*
Smooch, smooch, smooch!
Fri, 03/20/2009 - 16:42 ET by Parker1227Leno: I kissy your hiny, I kissy your hiny!
Obama: Stop, stop - it tickles!
The slobbering love affair continues.
Parker1227 LOL!
Fri, 03/20/2009 - 16:46 ET by MotherI have a 'stinking' suspicion there was some tongue involved in that exchange.
Mother
Fri, 03/20/2009 - 17:46 ET by motherbeltThat's disgusting.
Gross does NOT equal "funny."
PS motherbelt is in no way related to, and has no connection to the poster who calls himself/herself "Mother."
I didn't think it was physically possible, but this both sucks and blows. -Bart Simpson
motherbelt, get over yourself...
Fri, 03/20/2009 - 18:03 ET by MotherSomeone who has the tag-line:
"I didn't think it was physically possible, but this both sucks and blows. -Bart Simpson"
...can hardly come off as a "church lady prude"...
Get a FRICKIN' GRIP!
You do realize how perverse your tag-line is meant to be? RIGHT?
Never said I was a "church
Fri, 03/20/2009 - 18:35 ET by motherbeltNever said I was a "church lady" prude, but I do have some standards. The picture you paint is gross, not funny.
If you think that's funny, you'd do well to not speculate on someone else's phtsical attributes in comparison to your own (what does that have to do with anything anyway?) and worry more about the jello-mass inside your head.
And it's plain why you lean toward fantasizing about physical confrontation: in a battle of wits, you are unarmed.
I didn't think it was physically possible, but this both sucks and blows. -Bart Simpson
Ignominiously opine...
Fri, 03/20/2009 - 18:57 ET by Mother...all you want.
Your derisive remarks are school-bully-ish at best.
Take it down a notch?
...Or play me a game of chess and I'll brew us a wicked good pot of tea.
I'll take it up a
Sun, 03/22/2009 - 16:45 ET by bretzysdudeI'll take it up a notch...
SCREW YOU TROLL! ALL YOU WANT TO DO IS PICK A FIGHT! GET OUT OF HERE AND DON'T COME BACK, YOU WEASEL!!!!
bretzysdude, I don't troll...
Sun, 03/22/2009 - 17:39 ET by Mother...that's not how I roll. I have my own personal pictures up in my user info as proof that I *own* my words and I'm not afraid to show my face.
...Sorry, homey but I don't play the 'seniority' game on blog-sites.
;)
P.S. Motherbelt...
Fri, 03/20/2009 - 18:07 ET by MotherI'm the smarter, prettier, younger one. 'Mother' confused with 'Motherbelt'? I don't think so. Grow a brain and a set. I think people here would never, EVER confuse the two of us.
How do you know what I look
Fri, 03/20/2009 - 18:37 ET by motherbeltHow do you know what I look like? Or are you just so self-enamored that you think NO ONE could compare to you??
As for no one ever being able to confuse us: I say Thank God for that!!
I didn't think it was physically possible, but this both sucks and blows. -Bart Simpson
'Himself' is below the belt
Fri, 03/20/2009 - 18:07 ET by choselife3xThat high-pitched scream you hear is the troll under my heel.
choselife3x, someone is steamin' mad...
Fri, 03/20/2009 - 18:10 ET by Mother...at me for having the name "Mother". lol
§ Mother, Chose...LOL!!!
Fri, 03/20/2009 - 18:21 ET by TheSterWould this be a ....wait for it...
MOM FIGHT!!!! ...vs. Cat Fight...
LOL!!
Ster.
My mind is a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives.
I know its Friday, but...
Fri, 03/20/2009 - 18:25 ET by SickofLibsare you nuts?
Get outta there now!!!!
Don't go there...
Fri, 03/20/2009 - 18:25 ET by MotherI have a feeling my young, supple body would be jello wrestling with a flabby, cellulite ridden mess.
Not sexy times. Scary? YES.
lol
That's quite enough
Fri, 03/20/2009 - 18:28 ET by BlondePlease. MB is a respected poster around here, it is not very seemly of you to post stuff like that.
I hope he fails, too.
She/He/ started it...
Fri, 03/20/2009 - 18:37 ET by MotherPlease read the first post M/B replied with in regards to ME replying to someone ELSE's post.
That is all.
Let's have a nice weekend.
I'm tired of being angry.
Since when is saying your
Fri, 03/20/2009 - 18:43 ET by motherbeltSince when is saying your comment was disgusting "hostile."
I made no personal attack, as you did. My comment about no relation was a bit tongue-in-cheek, but also a statement that I don't want to be cast in the same light as you. And posters here do call me "mother" from time to time as well as "mb."
You are the one who immediately attacked my age and my looks without knowing a thing about me.
Don't tell me to get a grip. I have one, thank you.
You need to grow the hell up.
I didn't think it was physically possible, but this both sucks and blows. -Bart Simpson
Motherbelt- TRUCE!
Fri, 03/20/2009 - 18:52 ET by MotherThis is what you said to ME:
"That's disgusting.
Gross does NOT equal "funny."
PS motherbelt is in no way related to, and has no connection to the poster who calls himself/herself "Mother."
~
Not only THAT but you told a married woman and I to 'get a room' when she stood up for me here. How uncool is that?
The 'who can ad hominem attack the meanest and baddest' fights are over for me. I apologize for even going 'there' but you have been singling me out and I don't take kindly to that kind of B.S. and I will attack back.
If you don't like me or my posts just move along rather than act like I've just raped your eyes or something!
Deal?
Mother, this is the last
Sat, 03/21/2009 - 07:04 ET by motherbeltMother, this is the last thing I am going to say about this; I am going out of town today.
I put my "hostile" reply in the wrong place (above) apparently.
Saying your comment was disgusting is not hostile. If you want to have a battle of ideas, by all means, let's do so.
The "get a room" comment came when you and your pal (was it choselife? I forget) were goo-gooing with Pretty kitty...scratches Angel under chin and such. Also, you yourself admitted you have a "potty mouth" I believe were the words, so why are you surprised when someone says a comment was disgusting?
As for the "moving on" suggestion; it's not just my eyes; it's the whole tenor of this website that some of us (who have been here a lot longer than eight weeks) do not want to see degraded.
And lastly, I'm sorry for the personal trials you are going through. I hope things get better for you soon.
I didn't think it was physically possible, but this both sucks and blows. -Bart Simpson
Oy Vey...
Sat, 03/21/2009 - 07:25 ET by MotherI can't believe this argument became so monumental in 'st00pid'.
Godspeed! Have a nice/safe/travel weekend.
I'll try my best not to turn your stomping ground into my own personal playground. *grins churlishly*
Warm regards,
Angel
J,
Fri, 03/20/2009 - 18:53 ET by R D HelmLOL-I think I'm going to stay at least three threads away from this. Maybe four.
I hate it when my friends go at each other.
-Dave
This coup has gone on long enough. The time to put it down is NOW.
Me too, D.
Fri, 03/20/2009 - 18:55 ET by BlondeI'm done....
EE IS.
I hope he fails, too.
Not gonna say I'm above the
Fri, 03/20/2009 - 18:59 ET by BlazerNot gonna say I'm above the fray, but I love my strong conservative women, hope you ladies work this stuff out. You gal's are what make this site imho, and from time to time have helped to keep us men in check when the testosterone started flowing.
"You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious. "
- Ben Kenobi on Liberals, and the MSM.
" The Cake is a lie."
Sorry, gals/guys...
Fri, 03/20/2009 - 19:11 ET by MotherI'm on buku pain pills right now because of my broken lower molars [I get my teefers fixed next week]... I'm still dealing with a lot of grief over my [fur] baby boy we had to 'put down' a few months ago [we are still trying to decide what to do with his ashes...we are thinking of planting a tree in his honor] and my daughter moved out earlier this year which leaves me really, truly sad and lonely.
Some days I just want to cry so laughing and being 'goofy' is my way of dealing with my hardships. Motherbelt is probably a wonderful person and perhaps she doesn't like me because I'm a bit 'uncouth' at times but my heart [I hope] is in the right place.
Sometimes I just want to give up. I've been struggling with depression and suicidal thoughts...and I come here to blow off some steam and realize I'm NOT alone.
I am not a bad person...I'm probably too honest for my own good.
I'm having a really hard time right now.
I'm so sorry. *cry*
Mother hang in there and
Fri, 03/20/2009 - 19:28 ET by BlazerMother hang in there and please girl, brighten up. The tree idea is a beautiful one.We can become attached to our furry friend's just like children, god know's I love my beagle just like another child.
You are not alone, we're all family here.
"You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious. "
- Ben Kenobi on Liberals, and the MSM.
" The Cake is a lie."
Blazer, thank you, Presh...
Fri, 03/20/2009 - 22:18 ET by Mother...I seem to be having one of the worst years of my life. I'd rather laugh than cry and sulk. -And, fighting is not my style but when I'm already feeling so vulnerable sometimes I knee-jerk 'put up my dukes' rather than calming myself down and being more kind and realizing I'm probably dealing with someone who is suffering with as much pain as I am in.
There are days when I ask myself that age old question: "Would the world be better off without me?"
...and then...I look at my beautiful cat purring peacefully in my lap and my daughter calls me on my cell phone and I log-in here and find I have buddies and I dry my tears and I thank God for all that I have. I have to remind myself how lucky and fortunate I am. I grew up poor/impoverished without a father and well...too long a story to tell here but let's just say...I had my share of abuse and sadness.
Mother
Fri, 03/20/2009 - 22:25 ET by shawn228I hope the year turns out better for you :-) I'm sorry about the hard times you are going through.
Try not to get too dependent on those pain pills, I have a bad back, and I know they can be a wee bit more enjoyable than you care to admit.
He had my vote
Thank you, shawn228
Fri, 03/20/2009 - 22:36 ET by MotherYou're a sweetheart. I'm not a 'pill-popper' type. My husband has to FORCE me to take an aspirin for my pain half of the time. lol! These pills do take the 'edge' off but I hate the icky 'buzz' they give me. I feel like I'm mentally walking through water on these suckers. Bleh!
I think I'm going to try to get my username changed to "Delia" which is my username over at PJM. I feel really sad in my heart that my username "Mother" would cause so much acrimony with another 'mother' here. If only I'd known. *smacks self*
Does anyone know if there's a specific mod I can contact to do that?
((HUGS))
Angel
Mother
Fri, 03/20/2009 - 22:48 ET by shawn228Don't forget no matter how bad it gets, it always gets better. On a side note I love all the new NB gals. Chose, Katainkent, Sherysims, and yourself. Hope I'm not forgetting anyone.
He had my vote
Righto' Shawn. As I'm
Fri, 03/20/2009 - 22:59 ET by BlazerRighto' Shawn. As I'm sure you can attest, you and I have had plenty of heated exchanges, some a little ugly. However, I love you like a brother, and consider you a good friend. We have more in common, than differences. I hope that offer's some encouragement to Mother.
"You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious. "
- Ben Kenobi on Liberals, and the MSM.
" The Cake is a lie."
sniff
Fri, 03/20/2009 - 23:02 ET by shawn228I haven't felt like this, Since I saw the end of Officer and Gentleman.
He had my vote
LOL ! Hey, I have a Navy
Fri, 03/20/2009 - 23:05 ET by BlazerLOL ! Hey, I have a Navy officer's uniform, just let me know where you work and I'll sweep you off your feet.
"You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious. "
- Ben Kenobi on Liberals, and the MSM.
" The Cake is a lie."
well...
Fri, 03/20/2009 - 23:48 ET by shawn228I won't put up too much of protest with the Navy uniform, but I draw the line at a gold bikini.
He had my vote
Hell No ! The world would
Fri, 03/20/2009 - 22:35 ET by BlazerHell No ! The world would not be better off without you ! We need you. Pick yourself up by the bootstrap's soldier !
Hey, you'll get through this.This was just a minor dust-up, or a disturbance in the force. it happens from time to time, we do not alway's get along,. but thing's most alway's get patched up. If you need a friend, you have plenty here. You can p.m. me any time you like.
"You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious. "
- Ben Kenobi on Liberals, and the MSM.
" The Cake is a lie."
Blazer...
Fri, 03/20/2009 - 22:41 ET by MotherAwwwwwwww. You sweetheart! *kisses you on the nose*
Thank you for the kind and encouraging words and you're so right. I gotta be strong.
I feel I'm guilty of hijacking this entire thread. This better be my last post on here before I get banned. lol
((BIG HUG))
Good evening Mother
Fri, 03/20/2009 - 22:57 ET by cocodriePrendre courage (take courage). I can still hear my momma telling us that whenever things went wrong. There is nothing that can defeat you if you have Jesus.
Your joy and happiness depends on you and how you deal with circumstances. The problems of this world can beat us up really bad but they can't defeat us.
Jesus Loves You
Good morn', cocodrie
Sat, 03/21/2009 - 07:06 ET by MotherThank you for the kind and encouraging words. I'm *trying* to be in better spirits.
Sometimes pain is measured in minutes...
Sometimes pain is measured in years...
I'm shootin' for 'minutes' personally. lol!
happy saturday, mother!
Sat, 03/21/2009 - 08:03 ET by clinging to my guns and my religionkeep your chin up. on top of everything else you are going through, we have all those know-nothings in the capitol doing all they can to bring down our beautiful country.
a couple of years ago, i was having a terribly hard time getting over the loss of a dear furry family member. a friend suggested i do some volunteer work at our local animal shelter. it was the best advice i have ever received. i find that i can apply the same idea to all kinds of situations. when my son left right after high school graduation to start summer term at college, i increased my volunteer time with the youth group at church. thankfully, that inspired my daughter, who is still at home, to volunteer with the church children's group. it's a wonderful therapy to be needed, lol!
"i believe he will not stop until we are all jobless, homeless, hungry, and cold!"
You're right, Dave...
Fri, 03/20/2009 - 19:06 ET by JerYou're right, Dave...
It's too bad when things descend to this level. I think everyone should just take a deep breath...and then go back to making jokes about the handicapped.
Jer
Jer, how condescending.
Fri, 03/20/2009 - 19:08 ET by BlazerJer, how condescending. I don't see you calling the one out on his insensitivities.
"You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious. "
- Ben Kenobi on Liberals, and the MSM.
" The Cake is a lie."
Hey Blaze... Good point.
Fri, 03/20/2009 - 19:11 ET by bigtimerHey Blaze...
Good point. ;-)
What say you Jer?
Oh, lighten up, Blaze...now
Fri, 03/20/2009 - 19:22 ET by JerOh, lighten up, Blaze...now you're the one being condescending. Obama's quip was thoughtless, insensitive, and needlessly insulting to millions who face lifetimes of extraordinary physical challenges.
Is that enough? Or do you demand more?
Jer
Of course not Jer. Just
Fri, 03/20/2009 - 19:33 ET by BlazerOf course not Jer. Just keep in mind we're playing to those insensitivities, this is the caption fest, or joke thread if you will. I'm sure you have to come realize by now, that it historically hasn't been a p.c. thread.
I think your just a little flustered that that your messiah has once again been proven every bit and even more the idiot that the left claimed Bush was.
Lighten up Francis.
"You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious. "
- Ben Kenobi on Liberals, and the MSM.
" The Cake is a lie."
Blazer...My first post was
Fri, 03/20/2009 - 19:46 ET by JerBlazer...My first post was intended to be about 90% humor and about 10% "dig". I'm sorry if it came across differently.
I never thought Bush was an idiot, nor accused him of being one. I think both men have class. Unfortunately, in this case, Obama came up short.
Jer
No apology needed Jer. I
Fri, 03/20/2009 - 19:55 ET by BlazerNo apology needed Jer. I believe the man made a gaffe pure and simple, we all do at times. So I've allready cut him a break. I'm just making fun of the hypocrisy of it all, I mean the guy's supposed to be the greatest orator since Socrates or Aristotle.
If this were a conservative that had said this, the left would have gone nuclear and demanded blood.
"You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious. "
- Ben Kenobi on Liberals, and the MSM.
" The Cake is a lie."
You're right, Blazer...
Fri, 03/20/2009 - 20:10 ET by JerIf this were a conservative that had said this, the left would have gone nuclear and demanded blood.
I tend to agree. This is an area where there is definitely a double standard. Although, if this had been a Bush gaffe, I think the most probable reaction would have been to shamelessly play the "stupidity" card ad nauseum.
Jer
well jer
Fri, 03/20/2009 - 19:37 ET by botgi think if i try i can do condescending if ya want???
"Outside of a dog a book is man's best friend,------------inside a dog it's too dark to read" ---Groucho
Thanks for the offer, botg...
Fri, 03/20/2009 - 19:50 ET by JerThanks for the offer, botg...but I think we've got that front covered for the time being.
Jer
meh
Fri, 03/20/2009 - 19:57 ET by botgi do what i can eh?
;^ )
"Outside of a dog a book is man's best friend,------------inside a dog it's too dark to read" ---Groucho
Right on, Jer.
Fri, 03/20/2009 - 19:11 ET by BlondeBut I'm shocked, absolutely shocked I tell you, to hear you talk about Obama like that!
I hope he fails, too.
lol B
Fri, 03/20/2009 - 19:18 ET by botgi was going to say
"Jer, leave B-HO out of this"
"Outside of a dog a book is man's best friend,------------inside a dog it's too dark to read" ---Groucho
good evening Jer
Fri, 03/20/2009 - 19:18 ET by cocodrieI have been making jokes about our mentally handicapped Present Obama all along. Too bad he doesn't have the decency to treat these special people with respect.
Maybe he's jealous because they're so far above him culturally and intellectually. It's a good thing Trig Palin wasn't going to be part of Present Barack and michelle's family. He would have been murdered long ago.
Jesus Loves You
~Stop talking about my stomach
Fri, 03/20/2009 - 18:28 ET by choselife3xI just had a baby 5 months ago!!!
*sniff*
That high-pitched scream you hear is the troll under my heel.
Whoa Mother...just who the
Fri, 03/20/2009 - 18:37 ET by bigtimerWhoa Mother...just who the heck do you think you are?
How absolutely rude of you....you owe mb an apology as far as I am concerned...she is one of the best posters here.
Btw...If you gals want to talk about how pretty and supple you think you are go somewhere else and tweet each other...or whatever it is you need to do.
~Gals?
Fri, 03/20/2009 - 18:50 ET by choselife3xRead my post again, it was self-deprecatory.
And if you want to talk about apologies, I believe you owe shawn one for threatening to slit his throat.
That high-pitched scream you hear is the troll under my heel.
cl... Get over yourself.
Fri, 03/20/2009 - 18:59 ET by bigtimercl...
Get over yourself.
~Says the queen of hypocrisy
Fri, 03/20/2009 - 19:01 ET by choselife3xThat high-pitched scream you hear is the troll under my heel.
On second thought, maybe I'll just hang out at HotAir tonight.
Fri, 03/20/2009 - 19:12 ET by R D Helm:-)
-Dave
This coup has gone on long enough. The time to put it down is NOW.
RD, don't do it.
Fri, 03/20/2009 - 19:18 ET by BlazerRD, don't do it. Anyone who would side with David frum like Allah pundit is a joke.
"You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious. "
- Ben Kenobi on Liberals, and the MSM.
" The Cake is a lie."
Blazer,
Fri, 03/20/2009 - 19:23 ET by R D HelmMany of my fellow HotAir members are starting to wonder about Allahpundit.
We are thinking maybe its time the boss took him aside and had a talk with him, as lately he seems to be wavering on a several things. I started getting concerned back when he was dissing Fred.
At least Ed is over there.
-Dave
This coup has gone on long enough. The time to put it down is NOW.
I agree RD, Ed Morrisey is
Fri, 03/20/2009 - 19:43 ET by BlazerI agree RD, Ed Morrisey is it's only saving grace right now. Evidently someones been spiking Allah's coffee with Kool-Aid.
"You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious. "
- Ben Kenobi on Liberals, and the MSM.
" The Cake is a lie."
~Can I hitch a ride?
Fri, 03/20/2009 - 19:16 ET by choselife3xI love Pintos!
That high-pitched scream you hear is the troll under my heel.
wow mother
Fri, 03/20/2009 - 23:51 ET by candanceIf you'd like to have a contest with some of the other ladies on NB about who has the best body, feel free. But keep in mind that copypasting something out of Vogue doesn't count.
Anyone who feels the need to brag about their beauty usually doesn't have any.
You act like a two year old who can't be taken out in public.
can, back off your a little
Fri, 03/20/2009 - 23:58 ET by Blazercan, back off your a little late to the party. The dust has allready settled on this affair, Don't try to stir it back up. Everyones allready over this.
"You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious. "
- Ben Kenobi on Liberals, and the MSM.
" The Cake is a lie."
sure blazer
Sat, 03/21/2009 - 00:03 ET by candanceI have my suspicions about the settling of the dust, but I'll refrain from further comment. Didn't realize there was time limit on voicing annoyance.
No suspicion's the dust
Sat, 03/21/2009 - 00:10 ET by BlazerNo suspicion's the dust settled hour's ago. If your annoyed, then take it to the woodshed or p.m. Like i said, your late to the party.
We have all gotten past this.
"You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious. "
- Ben Kenobi on Liberals, and the MSM.
" The Cake is a lie."
I heard you the first time
Sat, 03/21/2009 - 00:26 ET by candanceI didn't say you had suspicions, I said I did. My comment wasn't meant to start another argument. It was done for one specific reason. If you don't want another argument then let this speak for itself and move on.
Agreed, let's move
Sat, 03/21/2009 - 00:29 ET by BlazerAgreed, let's move on.
"You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious. "
- Ben Kenobi on Liberals, and the MSM.
" The Cake is a lie."
WOW!!!!
Sat, 03/21/2009 - 01:07 ET by RESTLESS 1I'm glad I was paying attention to my brackets and missed this. Whew!!
Still, I've seen...um...worse...ah...oh, never mind.
"This
liberal would be all about socialize -- uh, uh, would be about
basically taking over and the government running all of your companies."-Maxine Waters 2008
Uhmmmmm... Candance?
Sat, 03/21/2009 - 07:30 ET by Mother...Just for the 'record'... the copy-pasted image as my 'avatar' is ME.
Thanks for the ego boost though.
LOL!
Will you marry me? I
Sat, 03/21/2009 - 08:16 ET by JerWill you marry me? I asked my wife and she said to "go for it!"
Jer
Jer, marry you?
Sat, 03/21/2009 - 14:13 ET by MotherLOL! That cracked me up. Thank you for making me laugh. (((HUG)))
good for you
Sat, 03/21/2009 - 10:53 ET by candanceI hadn't even looked at your profile until now, so I apologize for any misunderstanding about your picture. Aside from all that, I'm pretty sure Vogue does not print many black and white photos, so I'm not sure why you thought that's what I meant.
Look Mother I'm really not interested in having an all day flame war with you. Those have been happening a lot on here lately and they're tiring.
My peace on the matter has been spoken and now I'm done.
Truce.
Have a nice day.
candance, truce it is. :)
Sat, 03/21/2009 - 14:18 ET by MotherWhoops! I thought you were accusing me of using a fake picture of me in my avatar [something I've gotten accused a LOT of online which is annoying as hell]. I guess I misconstrued your initial reply. My bad.
-You have a wonderful day too, hon. I don't like or want to be mad at people I don't even know. Self-defeating.
Who knows? Maybe one day we can be friends!
Stranger things have happened...
*cues Twilight Zone music*
Obama sez: I love making fun of those less fortunate.
Fri, 03/20/2009 - 16:45 ET by ArchConservative"Aren't those disabled kids friggin hilarious, Jay?????"
You support the troops by supporting the mission! If you don't support the mission, have the guts to say you don't support the troops.
Obama: Not my President. Ever.
My appearance here tonight,
Fri, 03/20/2009 - 16:49 ET by ThisnThatMy appearance here tonight, Jay, is so......special.
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The challenge is to follow a consistent plan despite inconsistent prices - Sarah Palin, State of the State of Alaska speech
Sitting President hits the talk show circuit
Fri, 03/20/2009 - 16:52 ET by katainkentseriously what could be funnier than the truth.
Ooooweee, dat smell baaad!
Fri, 03/20/2009 - 16:53 ET by Joe BlogsLeno: I had lentils and garlic bread last night. Can you tell?
Barack: "Hey, Jay, how
Fri, 03/20/2009 - 16:56 ET by BlazerBarack:
"Hey, Jay, how do you hide money from a Code Pink'o ?
Put it under the soap.
Take my wife please..........no really please. "
"You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious. "
- Ben Kenobi on Liberals, and the MSM.
" The Cake is a lie."
B.O.: "What do two
Fri, 03/20/2009 - 16:59 ET by mattmB.O.: "What do two epileptics do when they meet?"
Leno: I don't know.
B.O.: "They shake!"
Leno: Hahahahahohohohohhehehehe
Obama: "These 'roids are
Fri, 03/20/2009 - 17:14 ET by the strugglerObama: "These 'roids are tearing the ass out of me."
§ TOTUS tells Obama to FART...
Fri, 03/20/2009 - 17:15 ET by TheSter....to Distract from his many GAFFS including the Special Olympics.
TOTUS YELLS at Bambi....LET ME DO THE TALKING!!!
Fyi: TOTUS = Teleprompter of the United States.
Ster.
My mind is a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives.
Obama the Orator
Fri, 03/20/2009 - 17:17 ET by CarlosSLeno: Geez, Obama, I can't believe you said that..., they warned me you'd blow it without your teleprompter!
.O. : "Hey Jay, how are
Fri, 03/20/2009 - 17:23 ET by BlazerB.O. :
"Hey Jay, how are the mentally handicapped and slinkies alike.
Both are useless but you can still laugh as they tumble down the stairs."
"You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious. "
- Ben Kenobi on Liberals, and the MSM.
" The Cake is a lie."
Yes, Jay, I have a million
Fri, 03/20/2009 - 17:34 ET by eaglewingz08Yes, Jay, I have a million of them: (with apologies to Treacher's):
Thanks for having me on the show, Jay. You seem like a pretty nice
guy... for an Italian. [Tony Soprano impersonation] Ayyyy!
Fuggetaboutit!" I have more bodies buried under my bus in the past year than Gotti did in his entire career.
through the front entrance yet? No? It's okay, I do the same thing to
Biden."
"I stopped by Hollywood earlier. Or as I call it, Little
Israel. I dropped a penny on the sidewalk and lost the Chief of Staff and Two White House Officers."
time I leave the White House, Secret Service checks my pockets for
silverware."
freezes me out when I try to give him a high five! [audience groans]
What, too soon?"
Tardese. 'Doy! Durr! Look at my waterhead!' [audience member boos] Oh,
lighten up they love being called waterheads."
already got somebody to clean my house and fetch me beers! Am I right,
fellas? And Joe looks smashing in a French Maid outfit."
might spill your drink. 'When Oirish oys are smilin'...'" [staggers,
pretends to vomit]
hisses] OK, OK, Faggot-Americans. Hey, I got no problem with it. After
all, I did hire Rahm Emmanuel!Many a Congressman learned the hard way not to drop the soap when Rahmbo and Barney were in the showers"
teeth over bottom lip and pushes back corners of eyes] 'Herro, Mistel
Plesident! Although they say As-hooo alot and point at me and laugh, but I guess that's just a cultural thing'"
Waking up every morning next to She-Hulk! Now I know how Bill felt in the White House. I don't mean I felt Bill in the White House when he slept over in the Lincoln Bedroom. Oh, I'm gonna get it when I go home."
Jay: I love you
Fri, 03/20/2009 - 17:30 ET by guefyJay: I love you Barry.
Hussy: I love me too!
Video
Fri, 03/20/2009 - 17:32 ET by slickwillie2001Mister President, we were going to show a clip of your latest speech, but the video sent over by the White House is the European format.
B.O. : Hey jay, I have a
Fri, 03/20/2009 - 17:35 ET by BlazerB.O. :
" If you thought that was funny Jay, wait till you hear my F.D.R. polio jokes. "
"You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious. "
- Ben Kenobi on Liberals, and the MSM.
" The Cake is a lie."
Hey TOTUS...
Fri, 03/20/2009 - 17:36 ET by MightyMouthListen to this guy...
Or at least read something this guy wrote...
Or failing that, how about some new ideas for a "change"
"There are two types of people in this country; those who provide freedom and those who enjoy it." MM says...
Hussy grimmaces as he
Fri, 03/20/2009 - 17:37 ET by guefyHussy grimmaces as he squeezes his family jewels.
LOL at these posts, here's mine...(rated nc-17)..no foul lang.
Fri, 03/20/2009 - 17:38 ET by NavyBuckeyeObambi- "Jay, these Sybian seats and buttless pants are great! They're even better than Barney!!!!"
“Were it left to me to decide whether we should have a government without newspapers or newspapers without government, I should not hesitate a moment to prefer the latter” - Thomas Jefferson
Caption
Fri, 03/20/2009 - 17:40 ET by slickwillie2001"So Mister President, how are those Klingon lessons going?"
"I don't need a birth
Fri, 03/20/2009 - 17:43 ET by NBF"I don't need a birth certificate, Jay. Birth certificates are for tards.... TARDS.
heh heh heh heh"
"I don't need a birth
Fri, 03/20/2009 - 17:46 ET by Blazer"I don't need a birth certificate, Jay. Birth certificates are for tards.... TARDS.
Speaking of, can we now start refering to this as Tardgate ?
"You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious. "
- Ben Kenobi on Liberals, and the MSM.
" The Cake is a lie."
No, that's what they'd start
Fri, 03/20/2009 - 17:51 ET by guefyNo, that's what they'd start a front page posting at the KOS if Bush had said this. This will have to be Mentally ChallengedGate.
Now that there is funny.
Fri, 03/20/2009 - 17:47 ET by NavyBuckeye“Were it left to me to decide whether we should have a government without newspapers or newspapers without government, I should not hesitate a moment to prefer the latter” - Thomas Jefferson
The One
Fri, 03/20/2009 - 17:48 ET by guefyAnd I said, he said, I, a... uh said, that uh, that uh, I said I was uh, uhm, um, I was a uh, uh, retard at a, a..., um, ah, at the special olympics.
I want to see the day when
Fri, 03/20/2009 - 17:48 ET by bigtimerI want to see the day when that smile is wiped off of what I consider the most dangerous man in the US face.
bt, he won't be smiling on
Fri, 03/20/2009 - 17:51 ET by Blazerbt, he won't be smiling on Mt. Rushmore. -sarc
"You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious. "
- Ben Kenobi on Liberals, and the MSM.
" The Cake is a lie."
Can you believe America
Fri, 03/20/2009 - 17:54 ET by sam12663Can you believe America even pays attention to the two of us?
President Obama is nothing more than a empty suit; a Hollywood
style special effects smoke and mirrors show that has shown itself to
be a total fraud.
WAKE UP AMERICA! SAVE OUR CONSTITUTION!
Obama: And you know what's
Fri, 03/20/2009 - 17:55 ET by celatorObama: And you know what's funny, Jay? I'm not even a legal citizen and they made me President. What a bunch of dummies. Now I'm taking all their money and they still think I'm great! Whatta country. I love it here."
The Government cannot give to anybody anything which the government does not first take from somebody else. Dr. Adrian Rogers
cel... You said it
Fri, 03/20/2009 - 18:32 ET by bigtimercel...
You said it all.
I cannot find any humor in this at all...the illegal prez and his minions are destroying us all.
BT.. I think I am detecting
Fri, 03/20/2009 - 20:45 ET by celatorBT.. I think I am detecting more and more people who are waking up to what's going on, even people I know who normally sleep through political issues. There's more talk about "what in the world is happening" than I've heard in a long time--in the stores, restaurants etc. And there's anger.
Obama represents the full flowering of leftist ideology in power, and people can see what that is all about up close and personal. There are no checks and balances between the Executive and the Legislative branches now, a very dangerous situation.
If there is a vacancy on the Supreme Court, we know the type of political animal Obama will pick to fill it.
The Government cannot give to anybody anything which the government does not first take from somebody else. Dr. Adrian Rogers
cel... We sure will...we
Fri, 03/20/2009 - 20:52 ET by bigtimercel...
We sure will...we did anyway.
I know what you mean about what people are starting to say about O etc...
I do have to say one thing that I am so surpised at is the tactics they are using to run this so-called presidency...and speed they are implementing their plans...
It is to be feared...very feared in my opinion.
bt - do you suppose the speediness is due
Fri, 03/20/2009 - 21:09 ET by Cape Conservativeto 'the one' knowing his days are numbered if his true identity is discovered? I've never seen such haste - it's like they are throwing everything out at once and hoping the mass confusion will allow some of it to get through - passed but unread, of course!
Will the Freedom of Information Act ever force disclosure of his secret past?
It is no dishonor to be in a minority in the cause of liberty and virtue. ~ Sam Adams
Evening CC... Will the
Fri, 03/20/2009 - 21:21 ET by bigtimerEvening CC...
Will the Freedom of Information Act ever force disclosure of his secret past
It sure doesn't look like it...
This is the latest news I have heard on this by the way, granted, it is few days old now, so just thought I'd put it out here anyway, here is one more...some may already have.
You mean he might
Fri, 03/20/2009 - 21:00 ET by JerYou mean he might replace liberals like Stevens and/or Ginsburg with [gasp!] other liberals? Well, whoop-de-damn-do.
Jer
I agree Jer, thank god the
Fri, 03/20/2009 - 21:10 ET by BlazerI agree Jer, thank god the current crop of true conservatives on SCOTUS will certainly out live our one hit wonder president. My heart goes out to Ginsberg just the same.
"You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious. "
- Ben Kenobi on Liberals, and the MSM.
" The Cake is a lie."
Barring the unexpected, Blazer
Fri, 03/20/2009 - 21:21 ET by JerBarring the unexpected, Blazer, I think the conservative faction on the SC is in pretty good shape for the time being.
Jer
Chocolate Jesus: I bowled a
Fri, 03/20/2009 - 17:56 ET by mastersofdeceitChocolate Jesus: I bowled a 129, it's like the Special Olympics or something.
Leno: Well you are slightly retarded.
Yucks all around!
Hey Jay
Fri, 03/20/2009 - 17:58 ET by thereseJay: Well, here's something that kind of scared me. Today they passed this thing that says we're going to tax 90 percent of these bonuses. And the part that scares me is, I mean, you're a good guy -- if the government decides they don't like a guy, all of a sudden, hey, we're going to tax you and then, boom, and it passes.
Obama: (Laughing hysterically) Just wait till you see what we are going to do to Chrysler and GM. It'll tear you up.
B.O. : " Sheesh,......
Fri, 03/20/2009 - 17:57 ET by BlazerB.O. :
" Sheesh,...... don't bring the teleprompter, they said. "
"You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious. "
- Ben Kenobi on Liberals, and the MSM.
" The Cake is a lie."
Sorry, NB Staff, but I just
Fri, 03/20/2009 - 18:19 ET by R D HelmSorry, NB Staff, but I just cannot come up with anything remotely funny about the American Idol celebrity "president."
What this man is currently doing to this nation on behalf of his handlers is not even remotely funny.
If I ever laugh again, it will be only after he and his co-Marxist coup operators have been driven from power-hopefully before they have destroyed this country.
-Dave
This coup has gone on long enough. The time to put it down is NOW.
rD, maybe this can tide
Fri, 03/20/2009 - 18:30 ET by Blazerdelete doublepost
"You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious. "
- Ben Kenobi on Liberals, and the MSM.
" The Cake is a lie."
Dave, you gotta admit...
Fri, 03/20/2009 - 18:25 ET by MightyMouth...he made Leno "first time" famous!
"There are two types of people in this country; those who provide freedom and those who enjoy it." MM says...
RD, maybe this can tide you
Fri, 03/20/2009 - 18:36 ET by BlazerRD, maybe this can tide you over till then.
Reagan vs. Obama mock debate:
"You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious. "
- Ben Kenobi on Liberals, and the MSM.
" The Cake is a lie."
I love it when liberals
Sat, 03/21/2009 - 13:10 ET by MANstreammediaI love it when liberals state that Reagan was the worst president ever/evil. I love that they cite IRS data showing a decrease in GDP, but for some reason they stop at the 1982 data. I guess they hate the spectacular increase beginning in 1983.
Seeing that big s-eating grin over and over again,
Fri, 03/20/2009 - 21:21 ET by Cape ConservativeI was expecting him to get down on his knee and start singing "Mammy" just like Al Jolson ;-) He sure thought he was king of the hill - pausing and nodding in appreciation of the audience's laughs. From the look on Leno's face, I think he realized the gaffe immediately and tried to change the subject real quick-like.
No way should America be expected to endure the constant demeaning of the presidency that this socialist has for his game plan!
It is no dishonor to be in a minority in the cause of liberty and virtue. ~ Sam Adams
Leno: So the DVD's really
Fri, 03/20/2009 - 18:32 ET by mastersofdeceitLeno: So the DVD's really wouldn't play in Browns DVD player?
Chocolate Jesus Channels Horshack.
HAHAHA, those idiots
Fri, 03/20/2009 - 18:47 ET by motherbeltHAHAHA, those idiots thought I was going to stay in D.C. and actually do my JOB!!
Can you believe that????
I didn't think it was physically possible, but this both sucks and blows. -Bart Simpson
Born in America? That's funny. America who?
Fri, 03/20/2009 - 19:19 ET by CKA in Red State USAAnd graduated from Columbia?
Prove it - I double-dog dare ya ;-)
Fri, 03/20/2009 - 21:14 ET by Cape ConservativeIt is no dishonor to be in a minority in the cause of liberty and virtue. ~ Sam Adams
CKA, Columbia?
Sat, 03/21/2009 - 13:27 ET by goldenthroatSouth America?
"Who am us, anyway?" - Firesign Theatre
Obama: "Those idiot voters
Fri, 03/20/2009 - 19:30 ET by TN MomObama: "Those idiot voters drank every drop of KoolAid my MSM gave them"
"suckers!"
it is hard to make a joke
Fri, 03/20/2009 - 19:31 ET by JAJTit is hard to make a joke with his smirking face. it is like he is laughing at us, stupid naive americans (not us NBers of course), enjoying all the distraction he has thrown our way so we wouldnt pay attention to all the behind the scene destructive thing he is doing to our country.
J - my thoughts, too, on Mr. Cool Guy - the great pretender!
Fri, 03/20/2009 - 21:13 ET by Cape ConservativeIt is no dishonor to be in a minority in the cause of liberty and virtue. ~ Sam Adams
Jay, the jokes on America. I dumped the ashes of my BC in with
Fri, 03/20/2009 - 19:35 ET by Jaykethe ashes of old Toots. HA!
Hey, if you can't mock crippled children ...
Fri, 03/20/2009 - 20:04 ET by Jack Coleman... what can you mock?!
Urkel's hawking a movie!?
Fri, 03/20/2009 - 20:10 ET by CrashObama, shown here, pinching one off on cue.
"oops, did I do
Sat, 03/21/2009 - 02:15 ET by MANstreammedia"oops, did I do that"
http://michellemalkin.com/2009/03/05/the-steve-urkel-ization-of-the-economy/
The One ™, once
Fri, 03/20/2009 - 20:34 ET by BlazerThe One ™, once again, proves he is afflicted with Clown Syndrome.
"You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious. "
- Ben Kenobi on Liberals, and the MSM.
" The Cake is a lie."
"Leno and Barry bring new
Fri, 03/20/2009 - 21:31 ET by RR GOP"Leno and Barry bring new meaning to the word 'nausea'"
One of the 34% who thinks George W. Bush was a great President. One of the 61% who wants to bring back the stock and pillory (yep...approval for Congress now at 39%...do you believe that!?).
Laugh on
Fri, 03/20/2009 - 21:39 ET by Joe CamelLaughther:
Jay, Jay..not only do the "tards" bowl as good as me..I think that "tard", that lil baby the Palin Biat## has in her arms may beat my score as well..I ain't knocking "tards", world is full of em.. We just love "tards" Jay..
Audience laughs at the master..
Obama:
Fri, 03/20/2009 - 21:45 ET by GregEObama: "Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnn, sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeiiiiiitttt!!!!"
→ Caption
Fri, 03/20/2009 - 22:14 ET by Cool ArrowShould've used Preparation H.
LYDSEXICS UNTIE!
Here's my response to your email, Waincroft...
Fri, 03/20/2009 - 22:21 ET by waincroftabout how freakin' scared and angry you are at my policies, my spending, my lies and my attempt to turn America into a Socialist country.
Yes, you told me you began working at 14 after school and summers to contribute to your education and have worked virtually every day since, not only to make your life better but also your childrens'.
Yes, you told me about your daughter-in-law who grew up in socialist England and how your collective family finally brought her father over for heart surgery, and paid for it, when he could not get the national health care in England to get around to him and save his life (in his 70s, no payback don't you know?).
Yes, you told me about your 10 grandchildren and one great grandson and how worried you were, as are their non kool aid drinking parents, about what you would look down from heaven and see as their future.
Yes, you told me that you made a generous five figure salary last year, every cent of which went to pay taxes because you and your husband have worked hard all your life to achieve some success. And that your small business paid 6 figures in taxes and expects to have to lay off workers with the expected increase in tax on your business.
Yes, you told me that you are not happy to pay $8,000 per year for quality medical care insurance but feel it is your responsibility to do this, if you can afford it.
Yes, you told me you had guests for dinner and made a chicken and pasta casserole (sounds quite good actually, with the sun dried tomatoes, olives, capers and mushrooms -- I must pass that along to Michie -- but with her huge posterior, we avoid pasta) while I was eating $100 Myobe beef.
And, yes, I know you are concerned I will take action to be able to have my policies enacted with a less than 60 vote majority. Hee, hee, would I do that?
Yes, I hear your pain. I know how serious this is but let's all have a good laugh and it will all go away! Laughter is the best medicine and there will be lots more of that as I force my agenda on the United States of America.
NB readers, I know this caption fest is supposed to be light hearted. But, if it weren't for Prozac, I'd be more than freakin' angry, fearful and downright disgusted! :-) But the frustration I am feeling is almost overwhelming, and I'm not an incompetent person. To the contrary, those of us who are intelligent, competent and have good values are the ones who see the forest for the trees! And maybe that is why we have these feelings.
I'm new to blogging here but if there is anyone in SW FL who agrees with me and wants to try to do a Tea Party thing, or take any other reasonable action to make our voices heard, please visit my fledgling website www.rounduptherinos.com and email me. (Hope it works!) I'm on a learning curve with all this social networking, websites, etc. but bound and determined to make my voice heard.
As a flower child of the 60's, I'll end with:
This land is your land, this land is my land
From California, to the New York Island
From the redwood forest, to the gulf stream waters
This land was made for you and me
Round up the RINOs
wc.... Thank goodness for
Fri, 03/20/2009 - 22:24 ET by bigtimerwc....
Thank goodness for people like you in this country...and there are a lot of you.
I wish you the very best, like your site...try to help when I can...getting to be so many, just so much time in a day. ;-)
I know!
Sat, 03/21/2009 - 00:22 ET by waincroftBut thanks for your comments!
Round up the RINOs
waincroft
Fri, 03/20/2009 - 22:39 ET by RD Kingdidn't find any way to email you but if you chek back in here it is; teaparty tomorrow Orlando noon til two.
I plan on being there myself.
http://www.540wfla.com/pages/bud_hedinger.html
Orlando Teapartyu
Fri, 03/20/2009 - 23:34 ET by waincroftI'm four hours from Orlando and have a bridge phobia! Wish I could be there!
You do it for me! Say, Hell No We Won't Go -- Socialist! Loud and clear my friend! And maybe we can resurrect the This Land is......
Thanks and God Bless you and the USA.
W
Round up the RINOs
I can do the bridges...
Fri, 03/20/2009 - 23:48 ET by waincroftThanks to the Staties. If you call ahead, they will escourt you over.
See you there! Top down, Fl breeze in my conservatively pinned back and Red Soc capped hair!
Round up the RINOs
For those of us who can't get to a Tea Party
Sat, 03/21/2009 - 11:16 ET by mizflame98Just follow the words of Thomas_Paine.
"Not to be a republican at twenty is proof of want of heart; to be one at thirty is proof of want of head." - Francois Guisot
Leno: Oh Mr. President, how do you do the things you do?
Sat, 03/21/2009 - 00:45 ET by yobobbybObambi: You know Jay, I wake up every morning and blow policy out of my ass! And those retarded Americans.... did I say that?? My bad! And those regarded American voters believe this sh*t. Ain't life grand! Now...let's talk about my wife's arms.
ummm ummm George umm Bush's
Sat, 03/21/2009 - 02:17 ET by MANstreammediaummm ummm George umm Bush's umm policies of the umm last 9 er ah 8 years um a um....
Hey Jay! Wanna see my asian
Sat, 03/21/2009 - 03:08 ET by bigblu_82Hey Jay! Wanna see my asian rainman impersonation?
"Ohhh ah soo I am an excerrent dliver."
Grow up
Sat, 03/21/2009 - 04:50 ET by axslingerI can't believe how you idiots can turn a caption contest into a personal pissing match. Grow up. After all, arguing on the internet is a lot like the special olympics...even if you win, you're still retarded. You children epitomize that.
This is both applicable and
Sat, 03/21/2009 - 13:12 ET by MANstreammediaThis is both applicable and a classic internet meme (nice).
Don't flatter me so much.
Sat, 03/21/2009 - 06:15 ET by SmorgasbordOh Jay, quit telling me how much of a saint I am. It is so embarrassing. Besides, I already know I am.
you would expect a special
Sat, 03/21/2009 - 06:24 ET by Chattychitoyou would expect a special Olympic joke from Leno but to hear it from the President of the United States is down right embarrassing.
what a jerk. where are all the media at? If that had been bush they would be screaming for Impeachment.
What a bunch of Bigots the MSM are.
A man who doesn't borrow from the brains of others proves he has no brains of his own." CH Spurgeon
Tell me
Sat, 03/21/2009 - 06:52 ET by bknownstSo O, what do you think of all the fools that voted for ya
that STILL think you told em' the truth when ya made all
those bogus campaign promises?
Dear Motherbelt,
Sat, 03/21/2009 - 07:12 ET by MotherI'll try and get my name changed to "Delia". I'm sorry my username caused you so much angst which was not my intention at all.
Yes, I'm 'new' here and if I'd have known of you and your penchant for being possessive about the term/word/username 'mother' I'd have just stuck with my typical "Delia" username. Because I'm a proud mother who gave birth without drugs at home with a midwife and home-schooled my child before it was 'cool'... that is why I chose the name 'mother'.
Please don't bury the hatchet in my head. I concede. You win. End game.
((Hugs)) & Smiles,
Angel
You still want to make this
Sat, 03/21/2009 - 07:47 ET by motherbeltYou still want to make this personal, don't you? Yes, it's all about you!
If you want to make this about mean old me denying you your well-deserved screen name, instead of your self-described "potty mouth," go ahead.
Whatever gets you through the night.
I didn't think it was physically possible, but this both sucks and blows. -Bart Simpson
Oh you adorable goofball!
Sat, 03/21/2009 - 08:24 ET by MotherI'm finding you more and more endearing by the second.
Have a nice weekend and yes...
It *IS* all about me. *shakes booty*
I'm a supah-star, I tell ya! SUPAH DUPAH star evennn!
;)
Happy Saturday atchoo2, clingin'...
Sat, 03/21/2009 - 08:21 ET by MotherI'm hangin' in there, friend. Each day is a new one. I'm a survivor but sometimes I feel very frail and weak and then my fellow humans/friends bolster me and keep me from flailing.
Yes, our problematic Potus and current government are depression inducing enough as it is. *sigh*
You're right... Perhaps I need to find a venue to donate my time to a good cause. I don't drive so it would probably have to be something 'online'. I'm working on my husband's website and a cookbook right now though so I'm kind of frazzled.
Rome, schmome ...
Sat, 03/21/2009 - 09:33 ET by MeanDeanGetting back to the caption contest:
"Rome, schmome ... I personally find the flames inspiring ...
... btw, did I tell you the joke about Geithner's performance?"
Well, a good crisis like
Sat, 03/21/2009 - 09:44 ET by Roger the ShrubberWell, a good crisis like that should not go to waste. Rome burning is the perfect opportunity to implement sweeping nationalization of the cement industry!
Late Night with Jimmy Fallon makes a joke about this.....
Sat, 03/21/2009 - 11:31 ET by krendlerI've been watching Fallon's monologues occasionally (and only his monologues) out of sheer fascination. They are lame-beyond-belief, even by bad comedy website standards. The audience non-reaction is hysterical.
His opening joke yesterday was something like "And President Obama was a huge success on Jay Leno last night. He did great. And to promote his new book, former president Bush is also scheduled to make an appearance next week. The show? The Biggest Loser!!!!"
Funny stuff, eh?
So Bush is the punchline, even though it's Obama who disgraced himself on national TV.
The dopes just can't let go of Bush, regardless of how lame and dated the jokes are.
krendler
Sat, 03/21/2009 - 11:55 ET by sherylsimsHi. I just had a thought about what you said here. (I didn't see the "comedy" routine you were telling about) I have been somewhat supportive of Bush, not thinking he was the greatest president we ever had, but certainly not the worst. But the more they pick and pick and pick on him when he hasn't done anything worthy of it the more they are risking people being sympathetic to Bush. When I read what you wrote my first thought was, "Doggoneit why don't they let him GO already?" I think other people must feel that way too. They are digging their own graves I guess. (so to speak)
Re Fallon
Sat, 03/21/2009 - 12:43 ET by slickwillie2001I've also stumbled upon Fallon a time or two, and it's really painful. He was NBC's great hope, but I say he can't last. It's just really, really bad TV.
Pfffffffffffffffffffffff
Sat, 03/21/2009 - 11:57 ET by Robert S LaRuersl775
Thanks for pulling my finger Jay. Wow that is a real whiffer.
Jay! what were yiu thinking?
Sat, 03/21/2009 - 11:58 ET by jessieHJessie R. Hamby I can't believe Jay lowered his standards! Who's next? Pelosi? Frank? Dodd? Satan?
Jay! what were you thinking?
Sat, 03/21/2009 - 12:38 ET by 1611LilacLadyIt's all about ratings jessieH . . all about ratings.
Isaiah 5:20a Woe unto them who call evil good, and good evil. . . KJV
Dude, where's my bowling ball? Oops I just sat on it....
Sat, 03/21/2009 - 12:01 ET by Roscoe MendagoOh Mr. President, it so refreshing to see you take the job so serious, unlike previous Presidents who chose not to show up here and reveal their inner schmuck....
Just like Blago.
Sat, 03/21/2009 - 12:18 ET by mizflame98Obama is getting in touch with his inner dirt bag.
"Not to be a republican at twenty is proof of want of heart; to be one at thirty is proof of want of head." - Francois Guisot
i didn't see the show, however i have a clip
Sat, 03/21/2009 - 13:09 ET by upcountrywaterletterman leno, Both start with an"L" LOSER
here is a clip obama boy
P.R.I.N.T. Money 30 sec YT
Hey Jay! If Helen Keller
Sat, 03/21/2009 - 13:24 ET by pbanks7Hey Jay!
If Helen Keller had ESP would it be her fourth sense?*
Get it? No?
Dummy!
* Apologies to George Carlin
Well my toilet exploded yesterday afternoon. My plumber he says, "Never flush a tampoon. -- "Flakes" by Frank Zappa,
Script:
Sat, 03/21/2009 - 14:30 ET by attorneygirlObama: "Oh, Jay, it's okay. Americans are such dolts they might as well all be in the Special Olympics. I'm going to rape this country until there's no tomorrow and become the new Cuba! That's a thought. United States of Cuba. I like it."
"But hey, with a country full of morons, they won't notice that I'm pitting them in a ridiculous class warfare scheme to tie up their weak minds while I destroy this country."
"Ain't it grand to be a powerful black man so I can destroy all the white folks who made this horrible, capitalistic, evil society? I'm going to remake this country into the new Cuba."
"I gotta go call Fidel and Hugo. I'm having them over for a "new dictator's conference" at the White House. We'll be using that great new book, "Dictators for Dummies."
"By the way, Michelle is going to change the name of the White House to now be called "the People's House." She got the idea from the Chinese. Do you like it?"
"Jay, Random House is going to publish a small book outlining my ideology and philosophy. They asked me what color I like for the cover and I like red. So it will be a little red book. Great idea huh? This way, folks in America will be able to learn, understand and accept my ideology."
Lastly, in order to ensure that folks don't feel better or less than their neighbor, we're having a national competition among top designers to design the ultimate uniform for Americans. This way, Americans will be unburdened from the costs associated with clothing, and the stigma of being identified as not as good as someone else because of their wardrobe. I think brown or tan are good colors, don't you? We'll start this national uniform program (NUP) this fall--for the Christmas shopping season.
My uncle in Kenya will be producing all the uniforms--gotta help the family, right?"
If You Knew
Sat, 03/21/2009 - 14:38 ET by JJ AdamsLeno: "If you knew Michelle was having a Downs Syndrome son, would you keep it?... No, seriously."
Leno: "If you knew
Sat, 03/21/2009 - 14:48 ET by BlazerLeno: "If you knew Michelle was having a Downs Syndrome son, would you keep it?... No, seriously."
At this point, the chances of him having a son with Clowns syndrome seem's much more possible..
"You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious. "
- Ben Kenobi on Liberals, and the MSM.
" The Cake is a lie."
Just Prompt Me
Sat, 03/21/2009 - 14:46 ET by JJ AdamsLeno: "Mr. President, if teleprompters wanted to unionize, would you favor Card Check?... No, seriously"
"Wow, I'm on Leno!!!"
Sat, 03/21/2009 - 15:02 ET by PrairieSky"This acting like the president stuff is FUN!!!" (Obama to himself)
"...peace is the highest aspiration of the American People. We will negotiate for it, sacrifice for it, we will never surrender for it, now or ever." President Ronald Reagan~ January 20, 1981
O-Jay
Sat, 03/21/2009 - 15:03 ET by CrashNeither are fit for prime time.
Tank Denial
Sat, 03/21/2009 - 17:31 ET by JJ AdamsLeno: "Mr. President, ABC and NBC have recently denied theyve been in the tank for you. Er... Mr. President?...Sir...OK, now...you can stop...Sir?!....Please, sir!...it wasn't that funny...this is embarassing...uh,uh...cut, cut, to commercial...Mr. President, stop now.....can someone slap him without getting shot?...please, sir!......"
Stranded
Sat, 03/21/2009 - 18:32 ET by JJ AdamsLeno: "OK sir, Multiple Choice. If you were stranded on a deserted island, which would you choose as your island companion:
Barack Obumbler
Sat, 03/21/2009 - 18:44 ET by Free StinkerBarack Obumbler reacts toJay Leno's question: "Isn't it amazing you got so many usefull idiots to vote for you?"
"Gov. Palin has been subjected to one of the most massive and dishonest pile-on smear attacks in the history of liberal media." -- Lowell Ponte
Breaking the mold, but not in a good way
Sat, 03/21/2009 - 19:00 ET by Fist of EtiquetteMonth 3 of the Barack Obama Crash Course on How to Avoid Looking Presidential
Michael Ramirez
Sat, 03/21/2009 - 19:34 ET by mizflame98As usual, he was spot on today. Here's the preview of 03/23/09 cartoon.
"Not to be a republican at twenty is proof of want of heart; to be one at thirty is proof of want of head." - Francois Guisot
Re Ramirez
Sat, 03/21/2009 - 19:59 ET by slickwillie2001Thanks. I also liked the one from the 20th, Chris Dodd in a Casablanca setting saying 'I'm shocked there's bonuses going on here'.
Yeah.
Sat, 03/21/2009 - 20:35 ET by mizflame98Wasn't that one delicious? I wish I had Ramirez's talent.
"Not to be a republican at twenty is proof of want of heart; to be one at thirty is proof of want of head." - Francois Guisot
Gosh...I loved both of
Sat, 03/21/2009 - 21:20 ET by bigtimerGosh...I loved both of those spot-on cartoons...but the way I feel the fav was the first one here.
O wouldn't even understand it.
From the Peanut Gallery
Sat, 03/21/2009 - 21:46 ET by Robert S LaRuersl775
Hey O do you remember when you were just Howdy Dowdy and I was just Clarabell the Clown.
Ann Coulter/Maher debate?
Sat, 03/21/2009 - 23:53 ET by Paul Gdoes someone know if its on the net?
Thanks
no video that I was able to find
Sun, 03/22/2009 - 00:01 ET by katainkentbut I found some commentary
I am sure Ann was completely in her element but as I have said repeatedly - exchanges like these fall on mostly deaf ears (if they can be heard at all)
thanks for looking kat
Sun, 03/22/2009 - 00:12 ET by Paul Gand ur right....when I googled looking for it, I went to sites I.ve never heard of (I hope my anti-virus is up to date), I read some posts and a majority of the people thought Maher won. I know they either didn't see it or don't know who Ann is. I just want to see it to see how badly she crushed the gnat.
LENO: Why does Rush
Sun, 03/22/2009 - 00:45 ET by DAN_THE_MANLENO: Why does Rush Limbaugh call you the TOTUS ...Teleprompter of the United States?
OBAMA: uhhh well Limbaugh uh .
LENO: Wait...Wait just a second.
(turns off-camera to his staff)
IS IT on?? Is the teleprompter on, now??
Its not working??
....Is the Robert Gibbs hand puppet available??..
(Audience roaring with laughter and applauding)
(the photo taken right after LENO'S remark)
....come on...its just a joke...
What if the Farrelly Brothers wrote for Obama?
Sun, 03/22/2009 - 01:23 ET by Ted ClarkeLeno: What you're doing with the Presidency is really quite remarkable!
Obama: Really, it's only a side thing for my true passion.
Leno: And what's that?
Obama: I work with retards.
Leno: Isn't that a little politically incorrect?
Obama: Yeah, maybe, but hell, no one's gonna tell me who I can and can't work with.
"Those morons watching us also think I come up with...
Sun, 03/22/2009 - 10:04 ET by wnaegele...all these jokes myself!"
Soon...
Sun, 03/22/2009 - 11:13 ET by sawing battaALL of this will be ours...!
BWAAHAAHAAAAAAA.
Preserve, defend and protect the Constitution?
Sun, 03/22/2009 - 11:33 ET by CKA in Red State USAI needed that laugh, Jay.
"Jay, I have an announcement"
Sun, 03/22/2009 - 12:18 ET by OxyCon"I have found my new Church...you know...the one I've been looking over a year for because Christianity is so important in my life. Well, Jay, me and Michelle have decided that we love being celebrities so much that we have joined the Scientoligists and there's no better place to announce that then here in Hollywood, the Scientologist capital of the world".
Response from Jay.
Sun, 03/22/2009 - 12:26 ET by mizflame98"Really? I thought you and Michelle would Join Kabbalah."
Obama: Nope. That red string just doesn't accentuate Michelle's bare arms.
"Not to be a republican at twenty is proof of want of heart; to be one at thirty is proof of want of head." - Francois Guisot
Please quote properly
Sun, 03/22/2009 - 19:12 ET by TheHistorianThe actual quote is
http://www.theotherpages.org/unsort05.html
According to Guisot, Obama and his appointees be of retarded development.
"What experience and history teach is
this - that people and governments never have learned anything from history,
or acted on principles deduced from it."
G. W. F. Hegel
Ok...
Sun, 03/22/2009 - 21:50 ET by mizflame98Tell me how the quote I have listed is different than the one you listed?
"Not to be a republican at twenty is proof of want of heart; to be one at thirty is proof of want of head." - Francois Guisot
Obama is a immature punk
Sun, 03/22/2009 - 12:27 ET by Gat New YorkObama is a immature punk who made a sophomoric remark which was not funny. Self deprecating humor? Why didn't he reference Blacks instead of special needs people?
Newsday wrote an article with the headline:
"On LI, advocates for disabled shrug off Obama gaffe"
The article went on the interview 5 Long Islanders and 4 of them condemned Obama's remarks. So much for truth in headlines.
"Short bus!"
Sun, 03/22/2009 - 13:17 ET by Crash"Short bus!"
Quote
Sun, 03/22/2009 - 16:55 ET by ths0002"Now Jay, don't get me started on the Jews.."
leno: "hey prez....
Sun, 03/22/2009 - 18:10 ET by clinging to my guns and my religion...some of your critics have taken to comparing you to nero. i was thinking maybe more along the lines of, well say, caligula."
"i believe he will not stop until we are all jobless, homeless, hungry, and cold!"
Obama: "What, me work?
Sun, 03/22/2009 - 19:30 ET by TN MomObama:
"What, me work? Nah, the country runs itself. As a candidate, I had to work long hours, but now all I do is make tv appearences and fly AF1 to Camp David"
Hey, Barry...
Sun, 03/22/2009 - 21:42 ET by Jarhead68Hey, Barry, could you do your Steppin Fetchit for the folks at home?
I guess Yahoo news is in the tank for Obama.
Mon, 03/23/2009 - 00:02 ET by mizflame98Nevermind the Special Olympics joke. They say that his visit to Leno was a success.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/eonline/20090320/en_tv_eo/105381
"Not to be a republican at twenty is proof of want of heart; to be one at thirty is proof of want of head." - Francois Guisot