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Hillary Clinton arrives at a military airport in Seongnam, near Seoul, February 19, 2009. Reuters/Jo Yong-Hak (South Korea)

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Hey Hill, this is the real

Hey Hill, this is the real one...Incoming...take cover...run woman run!

bt - No little girls handing her flowers this goround, huh!

It is no dishonor to be in a minority in the cause of liberty and virtue. ~ Sam Adams

CC... ...or reading her

CC...

...or reading her something she wrote....all the while in imminent danger my arse.

I couldn't help it, it was the first thing I thought of when I saw that phony face.

Glad you understood where I was coming from.  ;-)

→ Oh Bawack

Ohhh Bawack!!

It's Twue!  It's Twue

  • When Liberals raise the bar, expect The Limbo

Classic!

CoolArrow,

 

Oh my.  I literally laughed outloud, a rare thing indeed, when I read your post.  Brilliantly played pull from a classic Mel Brooks movie!  Loved.  It.

Bravo!

 

 

"Liberate tutume ex inferis, liberal puppets."  Me.

I DID LOL!

Pwease tell me 17 is not yo limit on schitzengwooben, Bawack!

  I've alway been a "yankie" fan.

Oh, sweet mystery of life

Oh, sweet mystery of life at last I've found you!

hehehehehe!

hehehehehe!

Funny joke

You inspired me to pull out my DVD and watch this classic again. Mel Brooks tells a funny story about this scene in the bonus material. After she says “It’s twue…”the script called for Sheriff Bart to say “Ma’am, why are you sucking on my elbow?” But Warner Bros. made him cut the line out saying it was too dirty. Then Mel says “ Pity, it was a really funny joke.”

 

If stupidity got us into this mess,
then why can't it get us out?
--Will Rogers

O RLY?

Speaking of Orly...

EVERYONE SHOULD WATCH THIS:

http://www.youtube.c...

Rush was right

Who'd want to see that face every day for the next four years?

 

I know what he did was

I know what he did was inexcusibly wrong, yet...if I were Bill Clinton, I probably would've had a little something on the side, too, with ANY woman who didn't look like that.  Yeesh!  I'm just saying...

"Liberate tutume ex inferis, liberal puppets."  Me.

"Oh Barack! That IS a big stimulus!!!"

 or, "Barack, is that a stimulus in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?"

 

All a Democrat needs is the upper-story window of public attention and the chamber pot of rhetoric. How else to explain the rise of Joe Biden?  P.J. O' Rourke

Ooohhh...

"This toilet seat is freezing."

Because with a name like Obama... you know it has to be good.

Hillary Clinton, seen here

Hillary Clinton, seen here in a photo op in China, stands in amazement as Chinese officials announce a mammoth donation to former president Bill Clinton's Global Initiative Fund.

Presenting, this year's

Presenting, this year's winner of the Prestigious "Helen Thomas" Award . . . Hilary Clinton !

 

"Gov. Palin has been subjected to one of the most massive and dishonest pile-on smear attacks in the history of liberal media."  -- Lowell Ponte

madam not bright.

I forgot my basket ball, run for the border..

More of this, ugggg, 

pURPLe pINKy

Hill didn't know how to react when...

...a male Korean member of the audience yelled, "Me love you long time!"

OMG, Bill did what to

OMG, Bill did what to who!!!!

stan... Hehehee... ...mu

stan...

Hehehee...

...muttering under her breath, I knew I should have put my foot down about that so-called important business trip he said he had in Canada.

HMMMM

 

Albright warmed over. 

You need to search my

You need to search my what??????

I didn't think it was physically possible, but this both sucks and blows. -Bart Simpson

MB

I think South Park called it her snizz.

Hillary visibly reacts when

Hillary visibly reacts when informed that her next destination on Obama's seemingly endless Keep Hillary the Hell Out of Washinton Tour '09 will be a three day stopover at an expedition camp somewhere in Antarctica.

-Dave

Our clueless political leaders are about to drive us all over a cliff. The time to HITM is now-before we go over.

"Oh no, a capitalist nation

"Oh no, a capitalist nation did you say?"

Wow ...

you got the stimulus package through, how?

You did WHAT

You did WHAT with that cigar?

Jesus Loves You

LOL,

LOL, seriously!

 

"Liberate tutume ex inferis, liberal puppets."  Me.

Missed......

Missed the Bat cave by that much.. See the rock imprints on my face.

 

Old, Retired and glad of it.

→ Hillary

Hillary was somewhat taken aback by the confession from Helen Thomas.

  • When Liberals raise the bar, expect The Limbo

~Video? You want to show me a video?

http://www.youtube.c...

In order to be pro-choice, one must first be born. Ah, the irony.

Despite a professional image makeover...

after her appointment to Secretary of State, some critics contend the "Granny Glasses" do little to emphasize a sense of gravitas. Others have speculated the eyewear was specified as a stipulation of employment. The Obama administration declined comment.

JPR - do you suppose she was trying to be

the Democrat's answer to Sarah Palin - she really looked great in her glasses!  Never happen!!!!!

It is no dishonor to be in a minority in the cause of liberty and virtue. ~ Sam Adams

That's a good angle Cape Con...

Probably playing to the Senior base. Watch, next week she'll be wearing something chic to impress the twenty-somethings. The woman changes personas like most of us change socks. Still always Hillary though.

The Incredible Shrinking SoS

"Keep Hillary the Hell Out of Washington Tour '09"; -excellent Mr. Helm.

Seriously, we have commented over the weeks about the shrinking role of an Obammy SoS, but if The One crashes and burns, perhaps Hillary for her own political survival might want to distance herself. He hasn't crashed and burned yet, but red warning lights on the dashboard are going off.

Were Gun Shots....

heard?

That would've been my choice.

 "Was that sniper fire?"

And the general sat and the lines on the map
Moved from side to side.

Holy Sh-t!!  I've aged 12

Holy Sh-t!!  I've aged 12 years in 4 months!!

Oops!

That's the "peed on my 'Poise' [incontinence] pad" face.

→ Hillary

Secretary of State Hillary Clinton looks on in amazement as Kim Jong Il demonstrates his latest missile.

  • When Liberals raise the bar, expect The Limbo

Clinton not Asian

Ap- Clearly not wanting to be confused for just another Korean onlooker, Hillary flashes her best "round-eye" face upon arriving in Seoul, SK. "I'm not Asian," Ms. Clinton told reporters, "never have been, never will be."

In related news, North Koreans, perched atop the DMZ wall, laughed and jeered at the 'stupid American' as her image was shown on the Communist Cable Network. 

SoS Hillary Clinton exhibiting her best Occidental

 wide-eyed look to wayward teen Miley Cyrus.

 

All a Democrat needs is the upper-story window of public attention and the chamber pot of rhetoric. How else to explain the rise of Joe Biden?  P.J. O' Rourke

"I am too

"I am too married!"

 

 

Hillary is greeted by Long

Hillary is greeted by Long Duc Dong after arriving in Seoul

Captions - Edited

''Mother Never Been Goosed''
''Ooooo! I Just Love Asian Women''
''That Guy Behind Me Is Sure At Attention!''
''I Left The Warm Senate For This Cold-Ass Place?''

"That Blue Dress Thing Makes A Lot Of Sense Now."

today the d-con corporation announced...

...they had narrowly outbid the makers of raid pest control products for the exclusive rights to this photograph of the obama administration's secretary of state, hillary clinton.  d-con notes that this new method of pest control may be lethal to humans as well, but has earned the coveted "presidential seal of eco-friendliness".

"When bad men combine, the good must associate; else they will fall one by one, an unpitied sacrifice in a contemptible struggle." Edmund Burke

Hillary reacts when Helen

Hillary reacts when Helen Thomas admits that it was really she who was wearing the cute little blue dress ...

My! What big guns you have!!

My! What big guns you have!!

WOW!

You peeps are as crazy as my homeboy Barry O in da White Hooooooowse!!

Well, hello little girl!!

Well, hello little girl!!

bill put your pants back on

bill put your pants back on

Hillary Clinton, also known

Hillary Clinton, also known as "America's Yoko", pays tribute to John Lennon by wearing a new set of grannie glasses.

"Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy, its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery." -Winston Churchill

FF

She looks like the "Mrs. Beasley" doll, too.

DokF...that's

DokF...that's it!

Bingo!

...you have me in-between snickering and laughing out loud!

BT

I much prefer snickering - more peanuts and chewy caramel.

Or maybe --

the love child of Mrs. Beasley and Chucky.

 

BILL!!!!

Bill.............I told you I never wanted to see that "thing" again!! Put it away!!!!!!!!!!! gag

mom

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwww

As much as I can't stand Obama, imagine have to hear and see her everyday...

OMG!  She's so friggin'

OMG!  She's so friggin' ugly!

Sorry, about all I can come up with...sheesh...40 years later and she still has that ditsy, doe-in-the-headlights look.

One of the 24% who thinks George W. Bush was a great President. One of the 89% who wants to bring back the stock and pillory.

RR - now that you mention it, she does strongly

resemble that frizzy-headed, Birkenstock-wearing, frumpy college student that supposedly attracted WJC so long ago - just a different style glasses ;-) 

It is no dishonor to be in a minority in the cause of liberty and virtue. ~ Sam Adams

Oh my...

There certainly are a lot of Asians here, aren't there?

"Liberals have many tails, and chase them all."  H.L. Mencken

~A lot of Asians

Well, I'm sure they're clean, bright and articulate.

In order to be pro-choice, one must first be born. Ah, the irony.

Chairwoman Cao 

Chairwoman Cao 

ROTFLMAO!  A Saturday

ROTFLMAO!  A Saturday night classic.  They should hang that at the State Dept!

 

 

And one by one dropped the revellers in the blood-bedewed halls of their revel, and died each in the despairing posture of his fall.   -- Edgar Allan Poe

OMG, I'm still

OMG, I'm still laughing.....

 

And one by one dropped the revellers in the blood-bedewed halls of their revel, and died each in the despairing posture of his fall.   -- Edgar Allan Poe

Captionfest:

"Global Warming sucks! ... I am freezing."

OMG. My eyes are almost as big ....

As my A$$....dupe do do to do! wa-la! Skadupe-ba!

Holy [expletive deleted]

I think we just found Helen Thomas' long-lost older sister.

Either that, or Jimmy Hoffa... 

=====
Daily Sarah Palin fact:

Sarah Palin does not believe in evolution.  There is merely a list of animals she has not yet hunted.

Hillary Captionfest

No... No... Barack needs a live puppy. Not a stewed one.

Andrea!!!

Wait till we get back to my room.

Here comes Vince!

Vince Foster is one of the first in line she sees to greet her...

Hillary Clinton arrives at

Hillary Clinton arrives at a military airport in Seongnam...

and reacts to a photo of the new White House interns being greeted by a pantsless Bill Clinton.

Jer

Funny face don't leave me,

Funny face don't leave me, funny face believe me

The whole world's wrapped up in you

When the road I walk seems all up hill and the colors in my
rainbow turn blue

You kiss the tears away you smile at me and say funny face
(funny face) I love you

Funny face I love you funny face I need you

These are the sweetest words North
Korea’s ever heard

Funny face don't leave me, funny face believe me

The whole world's wrapped up in you

And when I hurt your feelings that I sometimes do

And I say those mean things that we know are not true

You forgive China’s
childish way

You hold me close and say funny face (funny face) I love you

Funny face I love you...

Funny face I love you...

"Yeah, I've got real

"Yeah, I've got real problems with Korean botox... like it doesn't frackin' work..."

"I am NOT a tax crook!"
Thomas Milhous Daschle

All bundled up and nowhere to go.

"I've been around the globe and I still haven't found peace, or a comfortable degree of heat ... Al Gore's an A**hole!"

Whoa! Look at the unit on that guy!

Yea right!

Ha! In case you miss it ...

NB is running this headline just below the Hillary captionfest:

 

WaPo Hypes Homecoming Drag Queen at George Mason as 'Glittering Moment of Inclusiveness'

Dateline: Seoul, SK

After failing to win the Democratic nomination for President, then being placed as Secretary of State with no authority to run it, Mrs. Clinton began searching for a new semi-important, sidekick position. Today, she's auditioning for Mrs. Claus at the underground COEX Mall in Seoul, South Korea where she hopes to return in December. Tomorrow, she'll be traveling to North Korea where it is expected she'll throw her hat in the ring to be one of the cake girls at the belated 67th birthday party for the dear leader, Kim Jong-il.

ooops

double post

The native Arkansas ground

The native Arkansas ground squirrel, Sciuridae Arkansis Clintonis, stores collected nuts and seeds in it's cheek pouches prior to burying.

Imagine

Think what I look like WITHOUT makeup!

Too Sexy.

This is my naughty granny look that I use to attract Bill. 

"Not to be a republican at twenty is proof of want of heart; to be one at thirty is proof of want of head." - Francois Guisot

Secy of State Clinton after

Secy of State Clinton after a corkscrew plane landing and after running off the landing strip at military base in South Korea.

OMG Kim

Ooooooohhhhh Myyyyyyyyy Godddddddddddd Kim!

Oooooooooooooooooh Kimmmmmmmmmmm! All that stuff about Asians ? No way!

Madeleine told me it was big, but not this big!!!!!!!!!!!

In keeping with their Poor

In keeping with their Poor Humans Don't Matter theme (Funding overseas abortions; increasing entitlement programs):

Clinton: "We can not allow a little thing like Human Rights Violations to get in the way of our push to promote Climate Change."

That's not a picture of Hillary.......

........it's a picture of Granny Clampett!

http://www.land-lewi...

"Don't blame me.....I voted for Palin"

Shoes

Somebody must have told these fools I like shoes cause they keep throwing them at me!

No comment

Hillary Clinton reacts with surprise when a Chinese reporter asked her to explain to the Chinese viewing audience what the definition of "is" is.

The Citizens of each State shall be entitled to all Privileges and Immunities
of Citizens in the several States.

The US Constitution

Unless you're a fetus.
The US Supreme Court

Moi?

Mrs. Clinton is pleasantly surprised when President Obama greeted her arrival to the State Department with the question: "Voulez-vous coucher avec moi ce soir?"

Mrs. Obama was unavailable for comment.

The Citizens of each State shall be entitled to all Privileges and Immunities
of Citizens in the several States.

The US Constitution

Unless you're a fetus.
The US Supreme Court

Evasive Manuvers

When we were comming in, we had to take evasive measures because we were taking incomming fire.  I was wearing a flight jacket and had just eaten Chinese egg rolls and well, they just went right though me.  And...how do you like my new hair extension?  Madaline loaned me the trench coat, we are the same size now and don't you love my CANKLES!  

Oh, MY!!

"Oh, President Myung-Bak!!!  How absolutely incredible.  Do ALL presidents have peyronie's disease??!!!"

OH NO ! ! !

Glancing at her reflection in a door window she is shocked when she notices, 'I forgot to shave my mustache!'

 

Isaiah 5:20a Woe unto them who call evil good, and good evil. . .  KJV

Oh, MY!

Some of these Korean weapons are certainly large caliber

  I've always been a "yankie" fan.

Whoa!

Maybe those last four dramamine were too much.

Tell North Korea if they'll

Tell North Korea if they'll hold off on testing their nukes, I'll let Bill 'service' all their women.  I call it my Vast Right-Wing Conspiracy Plan...

→ Caption

Hillary Clinton named George Mason University Homecoming queen.

  • When Liberals raise the bar, expect The Limbo

Very good!  Topical and

Very good!  Topical and funny.  Two thumbs up.  Way up.

"Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy, its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery." -Winston Churchill

Your Entry?

"Two thumbs up.  Way up." 

 

No, it was my response to

No, it was my response to Cool's caption.

"Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy, its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery." -Winston Churchill

Weekend Captionfest

Caption: Oh my, do you mean they let troops at military installations?

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Comment: It is very sad to think that Hillary may be the only saving grace of Obama's Administration.

I told my husband the other night it was a sad day indeed when

I thought well of Hillary - but compared to 'the one' she's looking better and better every day...but then again, you must consider the two being compared! 

It is no dishonor to be in a minority in the cause of liberty and virtue. ~ Sam Adams