Like he asked a wheelchair bound man to "stand up". Idiot Joe will undoubtedly ask the blind to read an opening statement.

If comunism is such a great idea, why didn't they put up a picture window instead of an Iron Curtain?

So, do you think I look as kool as Obie?

package, Joe.

"Hey, who's that a$$hole behind the Foster_Grant's"?

I'm you're agent Mike, not God, that picture of you with the bong?  No good.  I'm tellin' ya.  Now if you want to get out of this, ya gotta work wit me?  Right?  Ok.

"What you can not enforce, do not command" -Sophocles-

After berating a Special Olympic athlete, Joe Woltz would later find the severed head of a moose in his bed....

AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

2010: A GOP Hill

Oh nice posture Joe..  and bring the legs together will ya? Yer grossing me out!

The American Association of Psychologists announced today that they would retract from their website a photo of Mr. Biden in an informal interview with young athletes, stating that his inappropriate body language was "an accidental miscommunication." Biden's publicist insisted that his gaffes are only verbal, and denied the legitimacy of the Association's concerns. The Association also denied reports that the athlete, after being completely taken by Biden's "I'm open for business" signals, slobbered over the new VP exclaiming, "Yes! Yes! You ARE my daddy!"

Biden's publiscist had no comment on that.

...two wild and crazy guys!

--Mike 

www.thebrattonreport...

Person on Left: Woot!  Look at me!  Woot!  Hey!  Woo-Hoo!  Yah!  Aw-rat!  Check me out!  Woot!

Hey.  Why does this scarf smell like weed? Yo.  Check out these shades, m'man.  Whoa.

[The person with their arm up is signalling Security to bring restraints]

________________
Hebrews 11:8
Jeremiah 33:3

"Hey, I created Special Olympics, am a charter member, and  attend sponsored reviews each time I have to speak to more than myself - well maybe that too!"

You betcha' my boy in blue... I rode the short bus too!

I make disabled look GOOD!

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Ask yourself: Do I want a good paying job, or do I want a government hand out. Its that simple!

Imported Israeli prayer shawl - $25
Captain Sullenberger Aviator glasses - $75
Ruth Bader Ginsberg Collar - $45
Showing off the Stimulated Package - PRICELESS

• When Liberals raise the bar, expect The Limbo
  

Vice President Joe Biden attempts to do an impersonation of Jack Nicholson.

You're telling ME to put my knees together ?????

Republicans are always accused of being sharks; I wish they'd rise to the level of minnows... Ann Coulter

"If you think the colored fella' has got a a proposal on the economy,.... well hey, you can tell them GOP,ers, I'm gonna make them an offer they can't refuse.

Now kiss the ring and fondle the plugs."

"You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious. "

- Ben Kenobi on  Liberals, and the MSM.

" The Cake is a lie."   

"Hey now, as a Democrat I'm used to some fawning media coverage, but this is a little unexpected. If your gonna down on me, it's nice to see you wore a tracksuit and a pair of safety goggles. Like they used to say in Scranton "never send a woman.......err, I mean a boy to do a man's job".

"You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious. "

- Ben Kenobi on  Liberals, and the MSM.

" The Cake is a lie."   

Come on kick me in the cojones! I can take it!

I mean folks he did tell a man confined in a chair to stand up..its not a leap to think that he wouldn't dare someone with the Special Olympics to kick him.

What a maroon.....

20 Jan 09:  The day the Republic died

How about this, Corky?  YOU join ME at the Matisyahu concert tonight?  We could share some Matzah Balls and Gafilte Fish and you could give me your thoughts on Barack Obama's Very Large and Stimulating Package? 

Am I a package or what?

     Hey I can play Vincent Antonelli if Steve Martin isn't available for the sequel.  I just need to brush up on my Merengue moves.

"Not to be a republican at twenty is proof of want of heart; to be one at thirty is proof of want of head." - Francois Guisot

I may talk like Neil Kinnock, but I dress like Neil Diamond!

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Hero's "retro" blog. / "People only insist that a debate stop when they are afraid of what might be learned if it continues." - George Will

How do you like this scarf, Forrest?

"Sure, after graduating Harvard Summa Cum Laude, I starred in the Blues Brothers -- and did a ton of blow."

"I am NOT a tax crook!"
Thomas Milhous Daschle

"How would you like to have a roundhouse kick with a pair of these babies on?" 

"You wanna piece of me?...You wanna piece of me?"

"YOU want a piece of ME! You........."

Obsessed with Hollywood and celebrity culture, Joe Biden does his best Karl Lagerfeld impression.

You can call me Vice President Douchebag

     I wanted to find out the context of this photo so I went to the Huffington Post website. (OUCH!  Come on, use soft rocks please...)  Well, I found this beautiful little snippit:

Biden, who has "been involved with the Special Olympics as a U.S. senator since 1973" was particularly touched by the experience:

"What lives in the heart of every one of these young athletes - as my mother would say, lives in every heart - is the bravery, the tenacity, the grit, and determination," Biden said. "I want to tell you how proud I am to be here."

     The reason why this struck me as peculiar is because I remember what Biden said during the campaign.  Excerpt from Free_Republic:

"I hear all this talk about how the Republicans are going to work in dealing with parents who have both the joy, because there's joy to it as well, the joy and the difficulty of raising a child who has a developmental disability, who were born with a birth defect,' Biden said.

"Well guess what folks? If you care about it, why don't you support stem cell research?" Biden asked, questioning Palin's commitment.

     So, he shows up to the Special Olympics just to feel sorry for these athletes?  If he had it his way there would be no more Special Olympics because we can use stem cell/eugenics to take care of such things?  Makes me wonder.

"Not to be a republican at twenty is proof of want of heart; to be one at thirty is proof of want of head." - Francois Guisot

You callin' me a 'tard? Are ya? Takes one to know one.

Yes I've got a woody. You got a problem with that?

 Wanna see me whistle? Ok then... hear me whistle?

 Like my star balloon? Yes it's MINE!

...No new babies.

Obama: My job is above my pay grade

Biden: Since President Obama threw me under the bus, I have decided I need to go into the Witness Protection Program. This is my get-up, whaddaya think?

-Dave

Our clueless political leaders are about to drive us all over a cliff. The time to HITM is now-before we go over.

Anyone get the feeling the doctors attending the VP's birth took one look at "Lil Joe", threw the baby out & took a chance on the placenta?

Government big enough to supply everything you need is big enough to take everything you have ... The course of history shows that as a government grows, liberty decreases.   Thomas Jefferson

"I’m special, so special, I gotta have some of your attention, give it to me"

"Liberate tutume ex inferis, liberal puppets."  Me.

Vice President Biden proudly displays the Obama administration's new Casual Friday dress policy.

Obama: My job is above my pay grade

Vice president Joe Biden, sporting sunglasses, scarf and boner, discussess the finer points of looking cool in public with Special Olympics athlete Michael Barrantes on Thursday.

"No money down. No interest until 2010. Zero percent financing. And low low monthly payments for the next few generations. I can get you into this stimulus package today! if you're willing to make a deal."

It's the debut of the Special Olympics Presidency...

“You want some of this? I got a three letter word for ya; I’ll
kick your butt, thee letters, K-I-C-K-Y-O-U-R-B-U-T-T, three letters! Cause a man
I'm proud to call my friend. A man who is the President of the United
States — Barack America!
When the stock market crashed, Ben Franklin got on the internet and didn't just
talk about the, you know, the princes of greed. He said, 'Look, here's what
happened. And Hillary Clinton is as qualified or more qualified than I am to be
me. Quite frankly, she might have been a better me than me. Stand up, Chuck,
let 'em see ya, run Chuck run, see Chuck run!”

"Remember when I said to mark my words, that something bad was going to happen? Well, you're looking at it" ~ Joe the Prophet

" Good. Someday, and that day may never come, I'll call upon you to do a service for me"

You realize that I will cheat to win this race don't you?

Seems to me Biden is trolling for young boys.

 Is it possible to  more classless?

This is a photoshopped picture, right?

"...this is how you gird your loins. First you put your scarf on. Then some cheap sunglasses. Spread your legs, and Voilà! Loins girded!"

Sometimes, you gotta say what the f***, make your move.

Looks like University of Illinois!

"Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy, its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery." -Winston Churchill

Fondant, are you kidding me?  Where I come from its either butter cream icing on the wedding cake or nothing at all.

"What da ya think of the makeover?"

The Prez said it had to be done cause  "everyone thinks" he's so "cool"....  he couldn't have plain ole Joe-Bag-a-Donuts as his VP.

What? Your offer for this confiscated coke is only 10 million? Whadda you talkin bout?

Say hello to my little friend.

"Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy, its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery." -Winston Churchill

Hey!  Just because you're retarded doesn't mean you're dumber than I am, Buddy!!

Special Olympics?!?!?!  BRING IT ON!!!!!!!!!

 with my legs together......but do i?  hell no! i'm my own man and i do & say what i want....leg akimbo & all!

Ecclesiastes 10:2 The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of the fool to the left

http://www.youtube.com/watc

so i know what it's like to be retarded, have you heard me talk.

lunaticcringeradio

Hey I've got a four letter word for you..... b a l l s.