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The stimulus should have focused on payroll tax reductions, maybe cutting them in half....that would have resulted in IMMEDIATE economic stimulus. Imagine if every working American was given a 10-15% pay increase? That's how quick cutting payroll/income taxes would have worked. They really screwed this up and the Dems appear to be getting their way, spending 100's of Billions on projects they've wanted to implement for years...unfreaking believable.
I would rather stand in line a soup kitchen than have this communism bill on my conscience.
But acts of kindness and generosity must be free and voluntary; no man has a right to compel another to follow his conscience. This is a concern which lies between a man and his God.
I see two POZERS in this picture, one pretending to be a journalist, one pretending to be a leader.... but both of them desperately pretending to be men [sadly failing on both accounts].Oh... if only Michelle gave him more than 70% of her effort. [maybe she gives the other 30% to Maddow]
Madcow's expression seems to reveal that he is in on a big secret. Something the rest of us don't know and should never know. Like he has in his possession nude pictures of Rosie O'Dumbass.
So, has the needle on everyone's barf-meter been pegged?
For the MSM: In your pomp and all your glory, you're a poorer man than me. As you lick the boots of death born out of fear.
I don't know about you, but nothing has ever left me with the urge to be LESS stimulated. This um, product, does just that. In fact, after seeing it, I may not be in the mood to be stimulated for a few weeks. As for the soap on the rope, I wonder if the makers can get a government contract for this stuff? That way, all prisoners might be able to enjoy the product.
Bringing the government in to run Wall Street is like saying, "Dad burned the dinner, let's get the dog to cook." PJ O'Rourke
Is that like Woody Allen's Orgasmatron in Sleeper only shaped like Obama's head? I wonder what Maddow is rubbing while behind that desk....On second thought, no I don't.
fourth grader Rachel Maddow was announced the winner Friday in the Statewide Support Dear Leader, Power Point Creation Contest. Judges, comprised mainly of local NEA executives, praised the child for her originality and precocious attitude.
All a Democrat needs is the upper-story window of public attention and the chamber pot of rhetoric. How else to explain the rise of Joe Biden? P.J. O' Rourke
.....is now forever seared upon my retinas; no surrealist has ever even come close to its tingling, two-by-four-in-the-face effect. This brilliant screen-grab deserves a Pulitzer and a Nobel.
I can't put any captions to it, however--far too risque.
"Stimulometer" should read "stimey-ometer." Seriously, are these people daft? They seem to think government is such a great employer. Right. Well at least my employer doesn't pull out a gun if I refuse to work.
Responsibility is the price of freedom. - Elbert Hubbard
A she-man like Maddow must've hated having to use the phallic arrow on her meter. The Gestapo at Microsoft Nazi Broadcasting Company might even have to bring her in for questioning. Jawohl!
Your Stimulometer must be broken; your buddy Barack is having to hit the campaign trail again to sell his porkulus bill. Oh, and, the Congressional Budget Office predicts the recession will end in 2nd qtr. 2009, if the porkulus bill IS NOT PASSED!
But Maddow, you go right ahead and keep amusing yourself with your bias for your buddy, Barack. America is smarter than you and your little graphics.
Editor at Large
Comments Policy
Hey Michelle
February 7, 2009 - 15:50 ET by sherylsimsCheck out my 'Stimulometer"
Well we know what would stimulate her...
February 7, 2009 - 15:52 ET by RpeggioClearly she's attracted to Sarah Palin and frustrated she can't have her.
See what ...
February 7, 2009 - 15:56 ET by legacyrepublicanSee what Obamyte does to your drive! The natural all Barack Economic enhancement pill. Get your free trial today and see the smile on your partner get bigger too!
Paychecks is right
February 7, 2009 - 15:55 ET by RpeggioThe stimulus should have focused on payroll tax reductions, maybe cutting them in half....that would have resulted in IMMEDIATE economic stimulus. Imagine if every working American was given a 10-15% pay increase? That's how quick cutting payroll/income taxes would have worked. They really screwed this up and the Dems appear to be getting their way, spending 100's of Billions on projects they've wanted to implement for years...unfreaking believable.
A phallic arrow
February 7, 2009 - 15:57 ET by mizflame98Is madcow fantasizing about Barack or Michelle?
"Not to be a republican at twenty is proof of want of heart; to be one at thirty is proof of want of head." - Francois Guisot
It Ain't Barack
February 7, 2009 - 16:24 ET by CaringwhiteguyNo phallic for Rachel, unless you buy it at the adult bookstore.
http://www.afterelle...
Maybe Maddow and Suze Orman can do a show together about Stimulus Packages.
Stimulate Decisive Action!
February 7, 2009 - 15:59 ET by P. AaronAll that the big 'O' or Maddow stimulate is the need to change the channel.
If comunism is such a great idea, why didn't they put up a picture window instead of an Iron Curtain?
no thanks Rachel
February 7, 2009 - 16:09 ET by candanceI would rather stand in line a soup kitchen than have this communism bill on my conscience.
But acts of kindness and generosity must be free and voluntary; no man has a right to compel another to follow his conscience. This is a concern which lies between a man and his God.
-Richard Fuhrman, pro slave advocate, 1823
bodies
February 7, 2009 - 16:09 ET by cocodrieA twelve year old boy's brain in a 4o year old man's body.
A twelve year old boy's brain in a twelve year old boy's body.
Jesus Loves You
WHERS'S MY TAX CUT
February 7, 2009 - 16:21 ET by CarlosSHey, where's my tax cut..., I'm part of the 95% ..., Remember?
Propaganda
February 7, 2009 - 16:23 ET by well99That is all that is.No surprise it is coming from Maddow since that is all she spews.
I see two POZERS in this
February 7, 2009 - 16:39 ET by BuxomAnnieMcGreggorI see two POZERS in this picture, one pretending to be a journalist, one pretending to be a leader.... but both of them desperately pretending to be men [sadly failing on both accounts].Oh... if only Michelle gave him more than 70% of her effort. [maybe she gives the other 30% to Maddow]
"We retort..... you decide."
Fred Savage stars in "Children of the Corn 5"
February 7, 2009 - 16:57 ET by OxyCon...the Obama Wonder Years.
Oops
February 7, 2009 - 17:02 ET by RukusMadcow: Oops! I pooted. Heehee!
Gary
Sorry Al, I've used up my allotment of "give a crap!"
Rachel Maddow's new
February 7, 2009 - 17:16 ET by Antisocial-ismRachel Maddow's new Adamsappleometer, to the left, A woman. To the right, a man.
God! Who is the winner in
February 7, 2009 - 17:18 ET by Antisocial-ismGod! Who is the winner in this contest of ugly?
Antisocial-ism
February 7, 2009 - 18:36 ET by Trix RabbitWhich leads me to two questions:
1) Is the ugly stick used to beat someone until they're ugly OR because they are ugly?
2) Where can I get one?
For the MSM: In your pomp and all your glory, you're a poorer man than me. As you lick the boots of death born out of fear.
Ian Anderson "Wind up"
Caption:
February 7, 2009 - 17:27 ET by MotherObama finally hires hookers to complete his stimulus package. That coupled with the condom package and everyone comes away happy.
;p
Two immature leftist
February 7, 2009 - 17:40 ET by bigtimerTwo immature leftist twits.
Picture perfect propaganda.
With Maddow in the
February 7, 2009 - 18:11 ET by the strugglerWith Maddow in the picture,the stimulometer is sure to go limp
Man! I feel like a
February 7, 2009 - 18:32 ET by Hal JordanMan! I feel like a woman!... Oh wait a second?
Madcow's expression seems
February 7, 2009 - 18:39 ET by Trix RabbitMadcow's expression seems to reveal that he is in on a big secret. Something the rest of us don't know and should never know. Like he has in his possession nude pictures of Rosie O'Dumbass.
So, has the needle on everyone's barf-meter been pegged?
For the MSM: In your pomp and all your glory, you're a poorer man than me. As you lick the boots of death born out of fear.
Ian Anderson "Wind up"
Madcow, in her "Isaac Chroner" attire
February 7, 2009 - 19:08 ET by OxyConLooks as though she is enjoying her own personal "Obama stimulus", in the form this wonderful Obama merchandise:
*not safe for work, or around children:
http://www.cracked.com/blog/18-nutty-pieces-of-obama-merchandise/
Thanks for that. I'm lmao while I type.
February 7, 2009 - 21:13 ET by yobobbybGreat post! I especially like his mug next to the word "Tacos" in that Mexican joint.
Oh My God!!!!
February 7, 2009 - 21:27 ET by mizflame98The Barack Soap on a Rope.
Barack Obacca.
and I have to say the most disturbing one was the very first picture (in democratic blue).
"Not to be a republican at twenty is proof of want of heart; to be one at thirty is proof of want of head." - Francois Guisot
Miz
February 8, 2009 - 00:54 ET by thebutlerdiditI don't know about you, but nothing has ever left me with the urge to be LESS stimulated. This um, product, does just that. In fact, after seeing it, I may not be in the mood to be stimulated for a few weeks. As for the soap on the rope, I wonder if the makers can get a government contract for this stuff? That way, all prisoners might be able to enjoy the product.
Bringing the government in to run Wall Street is like saying, "Dad burned the dinner, let's get the dog to cook." PJ O'Rourke
*********Disturbing visual alert!!!!***********
February 8, 2009 - 10:03 ET by mizflame98Maybe the women who are having fantasies about The One can get one to tame their urges. Afterwards they can clean up with the soap.
Double the pleasure, double the fun?
"Not to be a republican at twenty is proof of want of heart; to be one at thirty is proof of want of head." - Francois Guisot
"And we did it with no smoke
February 7, 2009 - 20:07 ET by snaggletoothie"And we did it with no smoke and a bunch of electric mirroes."
crossed wires
February 7, 2009 - 20:36 ET by m1xramHey, someone hooked the blue wire to the red and the red to the blue wire. This thing is reading backwards.
NOW
February 7, 2009 - 20:37 ET by tim4dayi am not crazy, I just care, we must stop this government and the lackeys in the media right now
is that you down there barky......
February 7, 2009 - 20:39 ET by porpoiseboyor am i just glad to see you?
"Here comes the orator! With his flood of words, and his drop of reason" Ben Franklin
Ecclesiastes 10:2 The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of the fool to the left
Stimulometer?
February 7, 2009 - 21:01 ET by yobobbybIs that like Woody Allen's Orgasmatron in Sleeper only shaped like Obama's head? I wonder what Maddow is rubbing while behind that desk....On second thought, no I don't.
Sunshine Elementary School
February 7, 2009 - 21:34 ET by JPR1fourth grader Rachel Maddow was announced the winner Friday in the Statewide Support Dear Leader, Power Point Creation Contest. Judges, comprised mainly of local NEA executives, praised the child for her originality and precocious attitude.
Please Define What She Means by Stimulometer
February 7, 2009 - 22:03 ET by Dont_Like_TheBluesIs this about porkbarrel spending or is it really about that NYT article about women dreaming about being "stimulated" by Obama ?
Split Screen
February 8, 2009 - 03:47 ET by Tyler Durbin“The Blunder Years” --The person on the left irritates Michael Savage, and the person on the right looks like Fred Savage.
"Virtue is more to be feared than vice, because its excesses are not subject to the regulation of conscience."
Tyler
February 8, 2009 - 04:05 ET by thebutlerdiditI liked that one! Good job.
All a Democrat needs is the upper-story window of public attention and the chamber pot of rhetoric. How else to explain the rise of Joe Biden? P.J. O' Rourke
Tyler!
February 8, 2009 - 11:08 ET by RukusYou owe Fred a BIG time apology! Actually though...
Gary
Sorry Al, I've used up my allotment of "give a crap!"
Obie One's stimulus package
February 8, 2009 - 05:15 ET by semolina_filcherObie One's stimulus package gives her (him?) a tingle in her (his?) legs..oh wait, that line was taken...
"we resort, you deride..."
Memo to Madcow: the
February 8, 2009 - 05:16 ET by semolina_filcherMemo to Madcow: the sybian's not working...Obama's might....
This horrific image.....
February 8, 2009 - 06:42 ET by JamesonLewis3rd.....is now forever seared upon my retinas; no surrealist has ever even come close to its tingling, two-by-four-in-the-face effect. This brilliant screen-grab deserves a Pulitzer and a Nobel.
I can't put any captions to it, however--far too risque.
________________
Hebrews 11:8
Jeremiah 33:3
Rachel gets an
February 8, 2009 - 07:11 ET by Roger the ShrubberRachel gets an erection.
Caption
February 8, 2009 - 09:04 ET by reasonsjester"Stimulometer" should read "stimey-ometer." Seriously, are these people daft? They seem to think government is such a great employer. Right. Well at least my employer doesn't pull out a gun if I refuse to work.
Responsibility is the price of freedom. - Elbert Hubbard
Rachel...
February 8, 2009 - 09:20 ET by Reality Check"Mmmm... Unnh... Oh God... Higher... HIGHER... YES... YES!!
OMG... OMG... Hard break! Hard break!"
Reality Check
When Barry met Rachel...
February 8, 2009 - 10:16 ET by Flying_FlynnPolitics now has it's own version of Meg Ryan's orgasm in the diner scene...only Meg's orgasm was fake!
Flying Flynn
Is it soup yet!
February 8, 2009 - 10:57 ET by CrashIs it soup yet!
I'd like to see a picture of Nancy Pelosi (aka, The Trojan Horse) wide eyed with the big horsey smile, passing out condoms (Trojans that is).
In all seriousness, you'd be correct
February 8, 2009 - 11:00 ET by Sergeant ROCKWhat better way to show your support?
"I ask, Sir, what is the militia? It is the whole people. To disarm the people is the best and most effectual way to enslave them."
George Mason
Bolton/KEYES 2012
Wow!
February 8, 2009 - 11:14 ET by RukusThis Madcow thread sure went south in a hurry.
Madcow? Goin' south?
OMG! My head! BOOM!!!
Gary
Sorry Al, I've used up my allotment of "give a crap!"
Checks...what bank?
February 8, 2009 - 12:00 ET by SkipperMLMWill we be able to actually cash these checks form th National Barack of America?
Actually...
February 8, 2009 - 12:03 ET by Sergeant ROCKIt will be in the form of the much advertised 'Obama Coins' which will now be legal tender.
"I ask, Sir, what is the militia? It is the whole people. To disarm the people is the best and most effectual way to enslave them."
George Mason
Bolton/KEYES 2012
Let me introduce you to
February 8, 2009 - 14:00 ET by Antisocial-ismLet me introduce you to two.
Boy in mansuit meet man in womansuit.
Is that a meter in your
February 8, 2009 - 14:37 ET by eaglewingz08Is that a meter in your pocket or are you happy to see me?
The bullcrap meter goes off the scale when Barry opens his mouth.
The arousal meter goes off the charts as Maddow fantasizes about Michelle O in her chicken inauguration dress.
A few for your consideration...
February 8, 2009 - 18:41 ET by mrvegas"Obama, Maddow agree to three-year deal with Fantastic Sam's."
"Obama & Maddow; America's Two Left Feet"
"Maddow's Cute, Semi-Sarcastic Stimulometer Ironically Points Right"
Can Maddow stimulate an 'arrow'?
February 8, 2009 - 19:54 ET by j17ghsA she-man like Maddow must've hated having to use the phallic arrow on her meter. The Gestapo at Microsoft Nazi Broadcasting Company might even have to bring her in for questioning. Jawohl!
No surprise here the OAF "dresses" LEFT
February 8, 2009 - 21:01 ET by upcountrywaterI'll keep the economy running in the RED.. Redline that is, til we throw a rod.
FREEDOM
(D)
Note to MSNBC's
February 8, 2009 - 21:21 ET by TN MomNote to MSNBC's Maddow:
Your Stimulometer must be broken; your buddy Barack is having to hit the campaign trail again to sell his porkulus bill. Oh, and, the Congressional Budget Office predicts the recession will end in 2nd qtr. 2009, if the porkulus bill IS NOT PASSED!
But Maddow, you go right ahead and keep amusing yourself with your bias for your buddy, Barack. America is smarter than you and your little graphics.
Maddow Village idiot of the year.
February 8, 2009 - 23:01 ET by well99These yutts and their propaganda.They are going after Steele already.
http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2009/02/08/rnc-chief-says-payments-sisters-firm-appropriate/
This is a crock.
The Barak-o-Thon
February 9, 2009 - 07:53 ET by AJBThis telethon won't work if you do! Give up those paychecks. Join the soup line. BLAME BUSH!