By NB Staff (Bio | Archive) January 16, 2009 - 16:32 ET
Sen. Lindsey Graham (R-SC), Pres.-elect Barack Obama and VP-elect Joe Biden meet in Washington January 14, 2009, after Biden and Graham's recent trip to Iraq and Afghanistan. Photo Reuters/Kevin Lamarque
OBAMA: Remember how I said I was going to order our troops home on "Day One"? And all those other things I was going to do on "Day One"?
Well, next Wednesday isn't really good for me. I've got an appointment to have that bowling alley over at the new house turned into a basketball court.
GRAHAM: Mr. Obama we have serious new from Iraq that we need to...
OBAMA: Exactly! It's about time we pulled our troops out of that quagmire! I will not stand for our troops to be stuck in the middle of that civil war created by George Bush. We took our eye off the ball in Afghanistan and let Osama get away while we chased WMD's in the desert. and I for one...
GRAHAM: Mr. Obama... the Iraq war is over. We won.
Obama to Graham: Hey, watch this. Every time I bring my hands together Joe tries to strangle himself. I learned that trick in Chicago. Makes me laugh every time I do it.
For liberal Democrats and the Old Media, everything is crisis, chaos, calamity and catastrophe. That justifies stealing your property and liberties.
See the “Big Top” movie with Pee Wee? The “hot dog tree” he grew? Well, here we go again.
Its a common historical fact radical secular socialists (like Obama)
who are surrounded by the same are awful at managing an economy… but
millions now believe in “hot dog trees”.
Its a common historical fact that to get 100% from Planned Parenthood
you must be off the charts pro-death …but millions now believe in “hot
dog trees”.
Its a common historical fact that enviro-kooks convince lefties of a
cheesy moon (that you must buy)…but millions now believe in “hot dog
trees”.
Its a common historical fact “blame America first” lefties trash the
military-embolden our enemies worldwide…but millions now believe in
“hot dog trees”.
Its a common historical fact that “self-forgiving investigations”
lacking a curious press are dangerous…but millions now believe in “hot
dog trees”.
Its a common historical fact lefty socialists tax and tax, overspend
and overspend to buy votes…but millions now believe in “hot dog trees”.
Its a common historical fact radical “government-lovers” make life
tougher and tougher…but millions now believe in “hot dog trees”.
Its a common historical fact that lefties detest-suppress debate or
destroy challengers…but millions now believe in “hot dog trees”.
Its a common historical fact that radical socialists require a strawdog to blame…but millions now believe in “hot dog trees”.
Its a common historical fact that a nation cannot drown in debt that
grows and still prosper…but millions now believe in “hot dog trees”.
Its a common historical fact the socialists require class envy and
class warfare that divide a nation…but millions now believe in “hot dog
trees”.
Its a common historical fact that business runs in cycles best left alone…but millions now believe in “hot dog trees”.
Its a common historical fact that a voter should “ignore what is said,
watch what is done”…but millions now believe in “hot dog trees”.
Its a common historical fact that secular socialism will weaken then
destroy a nation…but millions now believe in “hot dog trees”.
(http://conservablogs...)
Dufus Lindsey (aka bootlicker) Graham...the spineless pantywaist Party versus the ethics-free street thug Party that has every diaper changed by the media... what a mismatch...
all because we don't have 12 year term limits (remember a democrat sued and won) so the royalty don't get mesmerized by the glorious "D.C. Bubble"...God help us...the many Judas goats do not realize that they are being used to "share blame" for the obvious failures of Jimmah Carter II (or Xerxes I if you prefer) come election time...stupid is as stupid does...get me a barf bag.
Obama: "Lindsey..from time to time Joe and I are going to need a mushy RINO to betray his party,call them names and basically just cave in to our demands to make us look bi-partisan.Can I count on you?"
Graham: I can fold like a lawn chair sir.I'm your man.
Because with a name like Obama... you know it has to be good.
"Government's view of the economy could be summed up in a few short phrases: If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving, subsidize it." -Ronald Reagan
So, Joe, were you able to successfully deliver our surrender papers to the Iraqi Government? How'd that feel? Pretty good, you say? Yeah, I know -- it would've been better if Al Queda was there, but it was satisfying nonetheless.
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If you can read this, thank a teacher. If it is in English, thank aSoldier. - My barber
The knights of New Camelot convene at the round table. (Left to right: Sir Rhinocelot, King Awful, and Sir HairClubForMen).
King Awful: I'm ... er... thinking... um.... uh.... maybe we should'a ordered a bigger table. And it's too short. And it's ugly to boot.
Sir HairClub: Speaking of ugly, anyone here seen Michelle? No offense King O-ful, but she ain't no Gwenevere. Make's me wanna up-chuck.... up-chuck.... stand up Chuck!... what am I saying here?
Sir Rhinocelot: Good lord!
King Awful: Why thank you, Rhinocelot.
When asked if he went to war with Iraq to derail the impeachment vote: “I don’t think any serious person would believe that any President would do such a thing." - President Clinton (Dec 1998).
obama "Change I promised and look, I used to not even wear a flag lapel pin and now I don't do a single photo op without at least five flags behind me! Now there's your change!"
OBAMA: "And what's really funny is that those idiots out there don't know that we're all actually one in the same, and that political parties are meaningless. Schmucks."
(Laughter all around.)
OBAMA: "And, and (wipes away tears) they think their votes actually mean something...I mean, like this is really a Democracy or something!"
(Hysterical laughter...escalates)
One of the 24% who thinks George W. Bush was a great President. One of the 89% who wants to bring back the stock and pillory.
... In his heart of hearts BARRKY must know what a SHAM he is. I really do feel sorry for him. He wasn't voted in because of ANY accomplisment in his past. He was voted in because of his skin color. That CANNOT be denied. He is like the emperor with NO CLOTHES. His FAKE ACT OF RESPECT for the American flag and what it stands for SICKENS ME. His ORCHESTRATED "walking in the footsteps of LINCOLN" is a BAD JOKE. He is a SOCIALIST who wants to spread the wealth by STEALING. The people that voted for him should be ashamed of themselves. He is THE PRINCE OF ABORTION. If there is a God in heaven this election CANNOT be countenanced. "We" have voted for death. I see the removal of any divine guidance and protection this nation had left. We are on our own and it will not be pretty.
The Nazis are well remembered for murdering well over 11 million people in the implementation of their slogan, 'The public good before the private good'.
The Chinese Communists for murdering 62 million people in the implementation of their slogan, 'Serve the people'.
The Soviet Communists for murdering more than 60 million people in the implementation of Karl Marx's slogan, 'from each according to his ability, to each according to his needs'.
Obama and his destruction will be remembered as 'Sacrifice for the Common Good'.
Meanwhile Obamas' glassy eyed cultic supporters chant 'Yes We Can'.
Dogs of war and men of hate
With no cause, we don't discriminate
Discovery is to be disowned
Our currency is flesh and bone
Hell opened up and put on sale
Gather 'round and haggle
For hard cash, we will lie and deceive
Invisible transfers, long distance calls,
Hollow laughter in marble halls
Steps have been taken, a silent uproar
Has unleashed the dogs of war
The dogs of war won't negotiate
The dogs of war don't capitulate,
They will take and you will give,
And you must die so that they may live
Liberal: a power worshipper without power. George Orwell
Isn't it ironic that if Another Brick in the Wall, Part II were written today, it would be protesting liberal educators.
We don't need no education We don't need no thought control
No dark sarcasm in the classroom
Teachers leave them kids alone
Hey teacher leave them kids alone
All in all it's just another brick in the wall
All in all you're just another brick in the wall
And if the dam breaks open many years too soon And if there is no room upon the hill And if your head explodes with dark forebodings too I'll see you on the dark side of the moon.
Thanks for the link, I haven't seen old Bocephus in a while. I actually have met him a few times, through the guys from Alabama. And it's true, Country folks can survive! I was just talking about him with CL3X, a couple of days ago. You must be a mind reader.
Bringing the government in to run Wall Street is like saying, "Dad burned the dinner, let's get the dog to cook." PJ O'Rourke
Graham: I want to thank you President-elect Obama for lifting "The don't ask, don't tell" policy. It's been very hard to keep my private life in the closet for so long. Here's an invitation to my "Coming out" Inaugration Ball being held at the Pentagon on Tuesday. I hope you can make it. Bring a boa!"
Not that there's anything wrong with that...from your comment, I would have to say classifying yourself with Larry Sinclair is eye opening and I'm astonished that you would actually try to attend Lindsey's party. I hear Larry Craig will be in the bathroom giving out hand towels...also, Pastor Ted will be there to give the opening prayer...
[ nonchalance is the order of the day as the Wilhelm Scream repeats itself over the soundstage's PA system in an endless loop for 99 and one half-minutes ]
Ok Graham, fill me in. What sort of nonsense did this knucklehead spit out when you were overseas? I told him make himself useful and get me some details on the difference between Sunni and Shia. Did he talk to anyone? Say anything embarrassing?
"Government's view of the economy could be summed up in a few short phrases: If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving, subsidize it." -Ronald Reagan
.....Heh........I get a thrill up my leg, just thinkin 'bout spending a trillion dollars of taxpayers' money......esp now that we have Lindsay on our side. Gram, just for being here, I'll throw an extra $20B your way.......
"Hey Joe, who you callin a drunken sailor? I never heard of no sailor who had a trillion bucks to spend!!! Ha-ha---I'm taking a couple bills from the Delaware fund just for that comment! Ha-ha.....just kiddin, 'Plugs' !!!
"Hey Lindsey, you know what's really funny? Even old Biden here is less liberal than you!"
"The nature of an ideology is not determined by majority vote—but by logic... The logic of environmentalism leads to a society without technology... even if various environmentalists would deny this." Ayn Rand, 1971
Looking for a quick, safe way to restore your decimated 401(k) and other asset accounts to pre-September 15, 2008 levels?
Given the media blitz on tap for the next five days to commemorate the
birth of Martin Luther King and the death of America through
deification of Barack Obama, a prudent chap could make a fortune by
hawking barf bags.
BO - People talk about me as if I've achieved nothing, but think about it this way Lindsey - let's say the contents of this table represent my plans. Well, I got 700 million bucks for it!
And here's the real kicker - the media did it for me.
By the way, Joe won't be able to talk for awhile. It'll take a Boy Scout to get that knot undone.
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January 16, 2009 - 16:39 ET by Advocate123Hey Left Nut.
Hey Right Nut.
Who is the D@#* Between Us?
That's Barack Obama
D.A
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Ding! a winner right out of the gate!!
January 16, 2009 - 16:41 ET by MightyMouth"There are two types of people in this country; those who provide freedom and those who enjoy it." MM says...
What do I win?
January 16, 2009 - 16:43 ET by Advocate123Devil's Advocate
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You can slap
January 16, 2009 - 17:12 ET by general companyThe first liberal you see,,,,at your own discretion
"Television is a freak show" Bernie Goldberg
I concur: I will post no
January 16, 2009 - 16:43 ET by mattmI concur: I will post no caption of my own.
Best caption
January 17, 2009 - 01:04 ET by reasonsjesterI concur.
Responsibility is the price of freedom. - Elbert Hubbard
I just figured out what
January 17, 2009 - 11:18 ET by choselife3xThat word is.
Have I led a sheltered life? You betcha'!
In order to be pro-choice, one must first be born. Ah, the irony.
Ah, patriotism...
January 16, 2009 - 16:43 ET by BKeyserObama: "I'm, uh, a little uncomfortable with all these, uh, flags back there..."
Biden: "Yeah, me too. You do this Graham?"
Graham: (under his breath) "Turds."
Wonder if they can do the slap?
January 16, 2009 - 16:44 ET by katiejaneMoe, Larry & Curley
'The Three
January 16, 2009 - 16:46 ET by bigtimer'The Three Stooges'
"You've gone beyond the law"... Sen. Kerry~ Head of Foreign Relations Committee to Hillary at Sec.of State confirmation hearings~1-13-09
Graham: "So lemme get this
January 16, 2009 - 16:53 ET by SickofLibsGraham: "So lemme get this straight, all I have to do is wear an Obama thong and I'm in?"
Hey, I brought some hot dogs.
January 16, 2009 - 16:54 ET by needleHey, I brought some hot dogs. With all these flags and the furniture too we can have a pretty good wiener roast.
Impunitas semper ad deteriora invitat.
OK now, on the count of
January 16, 2009 - 16:55 ET by motherbeltOK now, on the count of three, we all switch and cross our left legs over our right! One...two...
'The Three
January 16, 2009 - 16:55 ET by bigtimer'The Three Amigos'
"You've gone beyond the law"... Sen. Kerry~ Head of Foreign Relations Committee to Hillary at Sec.of State confirmation hearings~1-13-09
Good evening BT
January 16, 2009 - 17:03 ET by cocodrieVery accurate. I'm glad you didn't insult my friends Larry ,Moe and shemp.
Jesus Loves You
Where's McCain?
January 16, 2009 - 16:58 ET by DingbatWhere's McCain?
3 Muskateers
January 16, 2009 - 17:09 ET by bigtimerDingbat...he's part of the other trio, along with Collins and Snowe, better known as...
The Three Muskateers
You've gone beyond the law"... Sen. Kerry~ Head of Foreign Relations Committee to Hillary at Sec.of State confirmation hearings~1-13-09
Traitorous b#$tard meets
January 16, 2009 - 17:04 ET by thebutlerdiditTraitorous b#$tard meets Dumb and Dumber?
Bringing the government in to run Wall Street is like saying, "Dad burned the dinner, let's get the dog to cook." PJ O'Rourke
tb.... Those are my
January 16, 2009 - 17:14 ET by bigtimertb....
Those are my sentiments too when it comes right down to it.
"You've gone beyond the law"... Sen. Kerry~ Head of Foreign Relations Committee to Hillary at Sec.of State confirmation hearings~1-13-09
Come on now, be more clear:
January 16, 2009 - 17:44 ET by DingbatCome on now, be more clear: which is which? <G>
PEBO "You want to hear something funny"
January 16, 2009 - 17:04 ET by clubchamp6LG "What"
PEBO "I really was not born in the United States"
LG "Thats ok you can be our first Illegal I mean Undocumented Immigrant President too"
JB "Dick Cheney is an asshole"
Two Socialists and a moron...
January 16, 2009 - 17:06 ET by AZTech2020...or, Goober meets the Jeffersons! Movin' on up.....
AZT
January 16, 2009 - 17:12 ET by bigtimerLOL...
I take it you listen to Rush too.
...that was a good one...
"You've gone beyond the law"... Sen. Kerry~ Head of Foreign Relations Committee to Hillary at Sec.of State confirmation hearings~1-13-09
Day One
January 16, 2009 - 17:10 ET by PrieblesOBAMA: Remember how I said I was going to order our troops home on "Day One"? And all those other things I was going to do on "Day One"?
Well, next Wednesday isn't really good for me. I've got an appointment to have that bowling alley over at the new house turned into a basketball court.
I'll have my people call your people.
guess what I'm wearing, guys.
January 16, 2009 - 17:18 ET by Gary HallSen. Lindsey Graham: Guess what, you elect-guys? I'm wearing one of those there "Obama thongs."
What you talkin' 'bout Willis?
January 16, 2009 - 17:19 ET by PrieblesGRAHAM: Mr. Obama we have serious new from Iraq that we need to...
OBAMA: Exactly! It's about time we pulled our troops out of that quagmire! I will not stand for our troops to be stuck in the middle of that civil war created by George Bush. We took our eye off the ball in Afghanistan and let Osama get away while we chased WMD's in the desert. and I for one...
GRAHAM: Mr. Obama... the Iraq war is over. We won.
OBAMA; That Darn Bush!
If
January 16, 2009 - 17:20 ET by RowaneIf they get their wish for our country, they are three idiots looking for a necktie party. Graham should be the first run up the flag-pole.
Obama to Graham: Hey, watch
January 16, 2009 - 17:20 ET by celatorObama to Graham: Hey, watch this. Every time I bring my hands together Joe tries to strangle himself. I learned that trick in Chicago. Makes me laugh every time I do it.
For liberal Democrats and the Old Media, everything is crisis, chaos, calamity and catastrophe. That justifies stealing your property and liberties.
"Who let the rino in here?
January 16, 2009 - 17:28 ET by steviep831"Who let the rino in here? It left a mess in the press room... Where's the pooper scooper?"
We Three
January 16, 2009 - 17:40 ET by FormerMarineOfficerFauxpublican, Indonesian Citizen, Hair-Plugged Plagiarist.
OBAMA AND THE "HOT DOG TREE"
January 18, 2009 - 10:06 ET by reelman46OBAMA AND THE “HOT DOG TREE”
See the “Big Top” movie with Pee Wee? The “hot dog tree” he grew? Well, here we go again.
Its a common historical fact radical secular socialists (like Obama)
who are surrounded by the same are awful at managing an economy… but
millions now believe in “hot dog trees”.
Its a common historical fact that to get 100% from Planned Parenthood
you must be off the charts pro-death …but millions now believe in “hot
dog trees”.
Its a common historical fact that enviro-kooks convince lefties of a
cheesy moon (that you must buy)…but millions now believe in “hot dog
trees”.
Its a common historical fact “blame America first” lefties trash the
military-embolden our enemies worldwide…but millions now believe in
“hot dog trees”.
Its a common historical fact that “self-forgiving investigations”
lacking a curious press are dangerous…but millions now believe in “hot
dog trees”.
Its a common historical fact lefty socialists tax and tax, overspend
and overspend to buy votes…but millions now believe in “hot dog trees”.
Its a common historical fact radical “government-lovers” make life
tougher and tougher…but millions now believe in “hot dog trees”.
Its a common historical fact that lefties detest-suppress debate or
destroy challengers…but millions now believe in “hot dog trees”.
Its a common historical fact that radical socialists require a strawdog to blame…but millions now believe in “hot dog trees”.
Its a common historical fact that a nation cannot drown in debt that
grows and still prosper…but millions now believe in “hot dog trees”.
Its a common historical fact the socialists require class envy and
class warfare that divide a nation…but millions now believe in “hot dog
trees”.
Its a common historical fact that business runs in cycles best left alone…but millions now believe in “hot dog trees”.
Its a common historical fact that a voter should “ignore what is said,
watch what is done”…but millions now believe in “hot dog trees”.
Its a common historical fact that secular socialism will weaken then
destroy a nation…but millions now believe in “hot dog trees”.
(http://conservablogs...)
Doug Schexnayder, Ph.D. (theconservativecrawfish)
They never ever learn
January 18, 2009 - 22:06 ET by reelman46Dufus Lindsey (aka bootlicker) Graham...the spineless pantywaist Party versus the ethics-free street thug Party that has every diaper changed by the media... what a mismatch...
all because we don't have 12 year term limits (remember a democrat sued and won) so the royalty don't get mesmerized by the glorious "D.C. Bubble"...God help us...the many Judas goats do not realize that they are being used to "share blame" for the obvious failures of Jimmah Carter II (or Xerxes I if you prefer) come election time...stupid is as stupid does...get me a barf bag.
Doug Schexnayder, Ph.D. (theconservativecrawfish)
O telling guys... "Let's
January 16, 2009 - 17:44 ET by bigtimerO telling guys...
"Let's fold our hands and pray...
I hear Reverend Wright is on the way."
"You've gone beyond the law"... Sen. Kerry~ Head of Foreign Relations Committee to Hillary at Sec.of State confirmation hearings~1-13-09
→ Introducing
January 16, 2009 - 18:05 ET by Cool ArrowGraham Cracker Smore
Kegelling Elves in a hollow tree.
a bologna sandwich
January 16, 2009 - 18:04 ET by charlietexastwo pieces of white bread and a big chunk of bologna in the middle..
mom
Come to the darkside.
January 16, 2009 - 18:07 ET by superconObama: "Lindsey..from time to time Joe and I are going to need a mushy RINO to betray his party,call them names and basically just cave in to our demands to make us look bi-partisan.Can I count on you?"
Graham: I can fold like a lawn chair sir.I'm your man.
Because with a name like Obama... you know it has to be good.
and if you need two, I'm sure Johnny Mac will hop
January 17, 2009 - 21:51 ET by Cape Conservativeright on over across that aisle...real quick-like! Just give us the signal and we're there!
The essence of freedom is the proper limitation of government!
Note the one who has papers on his lap!
January 16, 2009 - 18:25 ET by Bob in TampaBIDEN: Why am I the only one who has to "follow the script"?
Republicans are always accused of being sharks; I wish they'd rise to the level of minnows... Ann Coulter
My take...
January 16, 2009 - 18:27 ET by RukusLG: I wuv you Barak.
BHO: I wuv me too!
JB: Ya know, you can't be POTUS unless you have a slight Kenyan accent.
Gary
"Mom's ROCK!!!" -Me
Bad Habits: McCain, cocaine
January 16, 2009 - 18:32 ET by fitzfongBad Habits: McCain, cocaine and Rogaine.
"Government's view of the economy could be summed up in a few short phrases: If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving, subsidize it." -Ronald Reagan
fitzfong.blogspot.com
Fitz,
January 16, 2009 - 20:46 ET by UpNorthToo funny. It's a winner.
LMAO
January 17, 2009 - 06:36 ET by thebutlerdiditAdd me to that. I call winner on that one. Very funny, Fitz.
Bringing the government in to run Wall Street is like saying, "Dad burned the dinner, let's get the dog to cook." PJ O'Rourke
"Hey! Can we just eat our
January 16, 2009 - 18:33 ET by P. Aaron"Hey! Can we just eat our waffles now?"
If comunism is such a great idea, why didn't they put up a picture window instead of an Iron Curtain?
Ouch
January 16, 2009 - 18:34 ET by 1611LilacLady"Turn off those camera's. Our mouth's hurt!"
Isaiah 5:20a Woe unto them who call evil good, and good evil. . . KJV
A promise made is a promise kept
January 16, 2009 - 18:44 ET by ThisnThatSo, Joe, were you able to successfully deliver our surrender papers to the Iraqi Government? How'd that feel? Pretty good, you say? Yeah, I know -- it would've been better if Al Queda was there, but it was satisfying nonetheless.
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If you can read this, thank a teacher. If it is in English, thank a Soldier. - My barber
The knights of New Camelot
January 16, 2009 - 19:04 ET by JerryThe knights of New Camelot convene at the round table. (Left to right: Sir Rhinocelot, King Awful, and Sir HairClubForMen).
King Awful: I'm ... er... thinking... um.... uh.... maybe we should'a ordered a bigger table. And it's too short. And it's ugly to boot.
Sir HairClub: Speaking of ugly, anyone here seen Michelle? No offense King O-ful, but she ain't no Gwenevere. Make's me wanna up-chuck.... up-chuck.... stand up Chuck!... what am I saying here?
Sir Rhinocelot: Good lord!
King Awful: Why thank you, Rhinocelot.
When asked if he went to war with Iraq to derail the impeachment vote: “I don’t think any serious person would believe that any President would do such a thing." - President Clinton (Dec 1998).
Wrecked him? Damn near
January 16, 2009 - 19:27 ET by Roger the ShrubberWrecked him? Damn near killed him!
shrubber...
January 17, 2009 - 01:26 ET by MightyMouth...thanks for bringing back the oldest (and yet greatest) joke from my ute!
"There are two types of people in this country; those who provide freedom and those who enjoy it." MM says...
Caption
January 16, 2009 - 19:28 ET by BarkerLindsey Graham doesn't care whose ass he has to kiss to be Attorney General
CHANGE, I'll give them CHANGE...
January 16, 2009 - 19:33 ET by vrwc13obama "Change I promised and look, I used to not even wear a flag lapel pin and now I don't do a single photo op without at least five flags behind me! Now there's your change!"
v
Mama Bear, Papa Bear and
January 16, 2009 - 20:25 ET by eaglewingz08Mama Bear, Papa Bear and Baby Bear waiting for Goldilocks to show up for some porridge.
Uhhh
January 16, 2009 - 20:35 ET by NorthCoasterLeft Cheek...........Right Cheek..........Who's the........?
Sorry, I just couldn't resist. My bad.
Lindsey is
January 16, 2009 - 21:11 ET by gkm1959our version of Chucky Schumer. Never me a camera he did not want to get in front of.
The twilights last
January 16, 2009 - 22:01 ET by BlazerThe twilights last yawning.
"You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious. "
- Ben Kenobi on Liberals, and the MSM.
" The Cake is a lie."
Ok Guys, On the Count of three
January 16, 2009 - 23:07 ET by CapeCodScottOk Guys, On the Count of three lets do that Sharon Stone, Basic Instinct leg-crossing thing and show our O-Thongs!
www.ScottOnCapeCod.com
"Most men lead lives of quiet desperation"... until they get fed-up enough to finally say something about it!
OBAMA: "And what's really
January 17, 2009 - 00:11 ET by RR GOPOBAMA: "And what's really funny is that those idiots out there don't know that we're all actually one in the same, and that political parties are meaningless. Schmucks."
(Laughter all around.)
OBAMA: "And, and (wipes away tears) they think their votes actually mean something...I mean, like this is really a Democracy or something!"
(Hysterical laughter...escalates)
One of the 24% who thinks George W. Bush was a great President. One of the 89% who wants to bring back the stock and pillory.
"Lindsey, you forgot to
January 17, 2009 - 00:51 ET by Hero Squad"Lindsey, you forgot to wear an Obama pin on your lapel. What, are you un-American or something?"
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Hero's "retro" blog. / "People only insist that a debate stop when they are afraid of what might be learned if it continues." - George Will
6 Flags
January 17, 2009 - 06:52 ET by revrick315Phil, PEBO, look, we're in 6 Flags....
A HOLLOW VICTORY FOR A SHALLOW PERSON ...
January 17, 2009 - 07:13 ET by Jayke... In his heart of hearts BARRKY must know what a SHAM he is. I really do feel sorry for him. He wasn't voted in because of ANY accomplisment in his past. He was voted in because of his skin color. That CANNOT be denied. He is like the emperor with NO CLOTHES. His FAKE ACT OF RESPECT for the American flag and what it stands for SICKENS ME. His ORCHESTRATED "walking in the footsteps of LINCOLN" is a BAD JOKE. He is a SOCIALIST who wants to spread the wealth by STEALING. The people that voted for him should be ashamed of themselves. He is THE PRINCE OF ABORTION. If there is a God in heaven this election CANNOT be countenanced. "We" have voted for death. I see the removal of any divine guidance and protection this nation had left. We are on our own and it will not be pretty.
J - I fear you are RIGHT!
January 17, 2009 - 21:56 ET by Cape ConservativeThe essence of freedom is the proper limitation of government!
Jayke... You aren't alone
January 17, 2009 - 22:12 ET by bigtimerJayke...
You aren't alone with your sentiments....at all.
How Obama will be remembered
January 17, 2009 - 07:37 ET by Retired GeekThe Nazis are well remembered for murdering well over 11 million people in the implementation of their slogan, 'The public good before the private good'.
The Chinese Communists for murdering 62 million people in the implementation of their slogan, 'Serve the people'.
The Soviet Communists for murdering more than 60 million people in the implementation of Karl Marx's slogan, 'from each according to his ability, to each according to his needs'.
Obama and his destruction will be remembered as 'Sacrifice for the Common Good'.
Meanwhile Obamas' glassy eyed cultic supporters chant 'Yes We Can'.
Three Blind Rats
January 17, 2009 - 10:06 ET by CrashNo matter how many US flags are used, they all work for China.
Hmmm...let's see...
January 17, 2009 - 10:39 ET by Jarhead68"Tweedledum and Tweedledee meet the Fokker."
"First official meeting of the Amnesty Cabal meets without founding member McCain - film at eleven."
Obama to Biden: "I thought you said we were going to meet with Lindsey LOHAN, you jackass."
Dogs of war and men of
January 17, 2009 - 10:52 ET by Trix RabbitDogs of war and men of hate
With no cause, we don't discriminate
Discovery is to be disowned
Our currency is flesh and bone
Hell opened up and put on sale
Gather 'round and haggle
For hard cash, we will lie and deceive
Invisible transfers, long distance calls,
Hollow laughter in marble halls
Steps have been taken, a silent uproar
Has unleashed the dogs of war
The dogs of war won't negotiate
The dogs of war don't capitulate,
They will take and you will give,
And you must die so that they may live
Liberal: a power worshipper without power. George Orwell
Ouch
January 17, 2009 - 11:00 ET by choselife3xWay to work in a Shakespeare reference....
That is one creepy poem, Trix!
In order to be pro-choice, one must first be born. Ah, the irony.
Well, CL3x, I can't take
January 17, 2009 - 11:06 ET by Trix RabbitWell, CL3x,
I can't take credit for it. They are the lyrics of a Pink Floyd song, "Dogs of War."
Liberal: a power worshipper without power. George Orwell
Pink Floyd
January 17, 2009 - 12:16 ET by choselife3xHmmmmmm. Sounds kinda familiar......oops, dropped my paccie....mmph.
In order to be pro-choice, one must first be born. Ah, the irony.
→ Pink Floyd
January 17, 2009 - 12:23 ET by Cool ArrowLost For Words:
since we're talking Pink
January 17, 2009 - 18:51 ET by mom_roxIsn't it ironic that if Another Brick in the Wall, Part II were written today, it would be protesting liberal educators.
→ Yes, mom_rox
January 17, 2009 - 18:57 ET by Cool ArrowToday the song would be the anthem of the Socialist Secular School System.
Got to keep the loonies on the path ...
January 18, 2009 - 10:08 ET by CrashAnd if the dam breaks open many years too soon
And if there is no room upon the hill
And if your head explodes with dark forebodings too
I'll see you on the dark side of the moon.
I pledge allegiance to...
January 17, 2009 - 11:51 ET by ThalpyI pledge allegiance to...
The Che banners arrive Wednesday
January 18, 2009 - 20:32 ET by EricTheRedOBAMA: Don't worry about the flags behind us. They'll be gone as soon as the Che banners from my campaign offices arrive Wednesday.
BIDEN: Y'know, when the Cuban Missile Crisis happened, Che went on YouTube and said, "Look, here's what happened."
http://VocalMinority.typepad.com
The Jewish Republican's Web Sanctuary
Jeopardy answer: Lindsey
January 17, 2009 - 12:04 ET by ex buff e-dubJeopardy answer: Lindsey Graham, B. Hussein Obama, and Joe Biden.
Jeopardy question: What are a tool, a fool, and a stool?
→ Sorry ex buff
January 17, 2009 - 12:09 ET by Cool ArrowYour answer must be in the form of a question.
→ Who are
January 17, 2009 - 12:10 ET by Cool ArrowWho are Winken, Blinken, and Nod?
The MSM has A.D.D. Short Attention Span
January 17, 2009 - 12:19 ET by lareeHank Williams Jr., Sums up Presidential Transition.
http://youhavetobethistalltogoonthisride.blogspot.com/2009/01/hank-william-jr-montana-transplant-sums.html
laree
January 17, 2009 - 13:33 ET by thebutlerdiditThanks for the link, I haven't seen old Bocephus in a while. I actually have met him a few times, through the guys from Alabama. And it's true, Country folks can survive! I was just talking about him with CL3X, a couple of days ago. You must be a mind reader.
Bringing the government in to run Wall Street is like saying, "Dad burned the dinner, let's get the dog to cook." PJ O'Rourke
Hank Jr.
January 17, 2009 - 14:28 ET by RukusI just saw him and Lynard Skynard a few months back in N'orleans. It was fantastic, we had a blast! Bocephus rocked! Skynard rocked even more!!!
Gary
"Mom's ROCK!!!" -Me
Biden has an EERIE RESEMBLANCE to WALTER ...
January 17, 2009 - 12:57 ET by Jayke... Jeff Dunham's ventriloquist DUMMY. What a JOKE!
http://www.youtube.c...
→ Jayke
January 17, 2009 - 13:04 ET by Cool ArrowGMTA. Others have made the same observation.
Don't ask, don't tel...
January 17, 2009 - 13:01 ET by OddJobGraham: I want to thank you President-elect Obama for lifting "The don't ask, don't tell" policy. It's been very hard to keep my private life in the closet for so long. Here's an invitation to my "Coming out" Inaugration Ball being held at the Pentagon on Tuesday. I hope you can make it. Bring a boa!"
Odd Job
→ Congrats, OddJob
January 17, 2009 - 13:09 ET by Cool ArrowIf we can't make it to your soiree, maybe you can get Larry Sinclair to fill in.
Armageddon! Dude.
My soiree?!?
January 17, 2009 - 14:26 ET by OddJobCoolArrow,
Not that there's anything wrong with that...from your comment, I would have to say classifying yourself with Larry Sinclair is eye opening and I'm astonished that you would actually try to attend Lindsey's party. I hear Larry Craig will be in the bathroom giving out hand towels...also, Pastor Ted will be there to give the opening prayer...
Odd Job
→ Don't look at me!
January 17, 2009 - 17:54 ET by Cool ArrowOdd Job, I'll give you the same answer I gave your brothers, Blow and Hand. NO!
Heh-heh.....
January 17, 2009 - 13:26 ET by JamesonLewis3rdHeh-heh.....
Heh-heh.....
[ nonchalance is the order of the day as the Wilhelm Scream repeats itself over the soundstage's PA system in an endless loop for 99 and one half-minutes ]
________________
Hebrews 11:8
Jeremiah 33:3
Caption
January 17, 2009 - 14:24 ET by slickwillie2001BHO: Why do these flags only have fifty stars?
Two schmucks, and.....................
January 17, 2009 - 15:19 ET by BEGRUNTand a sellout.
"If a man does his best, what else is there"?
General George S. Patton Jr.
Obama:
January 17, 2009 - 15:50 ET by JPR1Ok Graham, fill me in. What sort of nonsense did this knucklehead spit out when you were overseas? I told him make himself useful and get me some details on the difference between Sunni and Shia. Did he talk to anyone? Say anything embarrassing?
Caption
January 17, 2009 - 16:04 ET by WR JonasWASHINGTON SEMI CIRCLE JERK
Not bad! "Government's
January 17, 2009 - 17:49 ET by fitzfongNot bad!
"Government's view of the economy could be summed up in a few short phrases: If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving, subsidize it." -Ronald Reagan
fitzfong.blogspot.com
Left, right, then center:
January 17, 2009 - 17:36 ET by Antisocial-ismLeft, right, then center: Hear no evil, see no evil, speak tons of drivel!
Okay Gentlemen, If a
January 17, 2009 - 17:42 ET by Antisocial-ismOkay Gentlemen, If a white person voted voted for Alan Keyes over me are they still a hateful, backward, troglodyte racist?
Graham: Indeed.
Biden: I don't know. Keyes is a much cleaner, much more articulate black man than you.
Biden: and he's much more black, too!
January 17, 2009 - 22:01 ET by Cape ConservativeThe essence of freedom is the proper limitation of government!
In a galaxy far, far away...
January 17, 2009 - 17:43 ET by Copperhead RidgeJar Jar Binks meets with Senator Palpatine and Watto.
Twiddle-dee, twiddle-dum,
January 17, 2009 - 19:57 ET by AizlynneTwiddle-dee, twiddle-dum, twiddle-duh
LG: As long as I get my
January 17, 2009 - 21:47 ET by gitarfanLG: As long as I get my cut, I don't care what you do.
JB: 50% for you 50% for the O and 50% for me.
the O: He looks the part but I wish he would shut up.
JB: What?
Eh, why not...
January 18, 2009 - 04:55 ET by Michael301. The Sell-out.
2. The Share-er.
And...
3. The Hair Plug Wear-er.
Mike
Free at last
January 18, 2009 - 05:59 ET by Red JeepLindsay Graham comes out of the closet, plus officially becomes a Democrat.
Barry: "Heh, Heh,.....
January 18, 2009 - 08:54 ET by sbourg.....Heh........I get a thrill up my leg, just thinkin 'bout spending a trillion dollars of taxpayers' money......esp now that we have Lindsay on our side. Gram, just for being here, I'll throw an extra $20B your way.......
"Hey Joe, who you callin a drunken sailor? I never heard of no sailor who had a trillion bucks to spend!!! Ha-ha---I'm taking a couple bills from the Delaware fund just for that comment! Ha-ha.....just kiddin, 'Plugs' !!!
The patriot act?
January 18, 2009 - 10:10 ET by CrashThe patriot act?
"Hey Lindsey, you know
January 18, 2009 - 12:09 ET by Jack BauerWhat's a man to do?
January 18, 2009 - 12:32 ET by Rackie"Clowns to the left of me,
jokers to the right,
here I am
Stuck in the middle with you
Yes I'm stuck in the middle with you
And I'm wondering what it is I should do
It's so hard to keep this smile from my face..."
satire
January 18, 2009 - 13:17 ET by acadia1755Looking for a quick, safe way to restore your decimated 401(k) and other asset accounts to pre-September 15, 2008 levels?
Given the media blitz on tap for the next five days to commemorate the
birth of Martin Luther King and the death of America through
deification of Barack Obama, a prudent chap could make a fortune by
hawking barf bags.
http://www.friendsof...
BO - People talk about me
January 18, 2009 - 18:40 ET by G. MayBO - People talk about me as if I've achieved nothing, but think about it this way Lindsey - let's say the contents of this table represent my plans. Well, I got 700 million bucks for it!
And here's the real kicker - the media did it for me.
By the way, Joe won't be able to talk for awhile. It'll take a Boy Scout to get that knot undone.
Hey, where's McCain?? Oh,
January 18, 2009 - 22:09 ET by SvenHey, where's McCain??
Oh, there he is underneath Obama's chair. He's checking to make sure his nose will fit up Obama's arse.
Sven... :-)
January 18, 2009 - 22:11 ET by bigtimerSven...
:-)
bt, Nice to see
January 18, 2009 - 22:17 ET by Svenbt,
Nice to see you!
I'll wager that you didn't watch too much TV today...I didn't! ;-)
Sure didn't! Just
January 18, 2009 - 22:23 ET by bigtimerSure didn't!
Just football...now I have to fix dinner darn it all.
At least I won....
Cards'... All ....the..... way!
bt
January 18, 2009 - 22:59 ET by SvenI'll bet you had to truly agonize over whether to watch football, or the endless Obama coverage! :-)
Sven... You betcha'!
January 18, 2009 - 23:19 ET by bigtimerSven...
You betcha'!