By NB Staff (Bio | Archive) December 20, 2008 - 09:16 ET
Joe Biden and John Kerry talk before a special convocation ceremony to confer an honorary Doctor of Laws degree on Ted Kennedy at Harvard University, December 1, 2008. Photo Reuters/Brian Snyder.
"Was that just a one-time thing or was it real? Will you call me?"
Biden: " You were just the warm up act. We're getting ready to do this to the entire nation......By the way, you left your slippers under my bed you haughty basset face."
An unsuspecting woman was inadvertently sucked into a pomposity vortex today, after two windbags simultaneously expressed massive quantities of hot air. She is resting comfortably in a local hospital, though she is believed to be in a critically bored condition.
"Virtue is more to be feared than vice, because its excesses are not subject to the regulation of conscience."
Just wondering to myself. What is it about the folks from that area of the country that requires them to get right up in your face to talk. My Bro in law is from CT and he does that and it creeps me the hell out. I was both stationed and lived up in N.E. for years and noticed it then as well. I was raised in the Deep South and that would get you a bloused lip or the very least a shove if you got that deep into someone's personal space. I believe it is a regional phenom but a curious one at that. I really do not want to know what someone had for lunch that day.
Both my parents are from that area. They met in NC, married, and raised us here. My Yankee relatives always freaked me out with that little quirk! I married a Kansas/Texas man and I'm pretty sure they'll shoot you for less there.
In order to be pro-choice, one must first be born. Ah, the irony.
Kerry: "If one of ours can get an honorary doctorate after drowning his mistress, the skies the limit for us Joey boy!"
When asked if he went to war with Iraq to derail the impeachment vote: “I don’t think any serious person would believe that any President would do such a thing." - President Clinton (Dec 1998).
I just got here to this thread, my mind was going in exactly the same direction as yours, so I am glad I read the posts first.
You said it all for me.
Just the audicity of this is mind-bending.
Everything in this country is now bass-ackwards.
We have an non-citizen Prez-elect who associated with terrorists and other filth daily, let alone his so-called mentor/preacher who hates this country and is a racist, we have this award for Kennedy who should have been behind bars long ago, let alone shamed out of ever being in any elected office...it goes on and on.
"America isn't the problem...America is the solution." ~Rush Limbaugh
Excellent fact filled link you have there for others who may not know much about all of the history regarding Teddy boy...I saved it for others in the future here.
Thanks.
"America isn't the problem...America is the solution." ~Rush Limbaugh
Kerry: "And I thought WE had favorable press coverage... I coulda beat Abe Lincoln himself with your media worshipers, you lucky bastaahd."
Biden: "I know.. Ayers, Rezko, Wright, dirty money, 57 states... I couldn't believe it myself."
When asked if he went to war with Iraq to derail the impeachment vote: “I don’t think any serious person would believe that any President would do such a thing." - President Clinton (Dec 1998).
"Government's view of the economy could be summed up in a few short phrases: If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving, subsidize it." -Ronald Reagan
“You know, education, if you make the most of it, if you study hard and you do your homework, don't plagiarize, and you make an effort to be smart, uh, you, you can do well. If you don’t, you get stuck with Barack.”
"Government's view of the economy could be summed up in a few short phrases: If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving, subsidize it." -Ronald Reagan
Gee...wasn't Teddy the one they caught red handed cheating on his test in college...now he gets a doctorate..feel bad for his disease, but still does not trump the past actions of his left wing ultra liberal actions...
Just goes to show what a PhD is worth these days. Write enough bad laws and help to pass thousands more over a corrupt career and reams of personal scandals and you too might get a Doctorate from some liberal bastion of higher education. In the last days, right will be wrong and wrong will be right. Good will be evil and evil will be good. Not worried though, I know how the Book ends....We win!
Aside from her hair, does't that woman in the background bear a striking resemblance to "Hanoi Jane" Fonda? [Just thought I'd toss some more meat into the stew for you guys to tear into.]
"[Just thought I'd toss some more meat into the stew for you guys to tear into.]"
It doesn't look like the dish you describe on your platter, but I, for one, don't go much for red meat these days - particularly in North Vietnamese cuisine.
See, bt, Jer's ploy was to just mention Jane Fonda and all of us weak-minded reactionaries would jump all over it, jostling each other to post blood dripping comments (like hyenas on a gazelle carcass) - while he sat back and smirked.
If you have to insist that someone use that much imagination to see a resemblence, it kind of self-disproves your observation right there, doesn't it?
Gee, I guess it does, counselor. And having been "self-disproved", I hereby humbly withdraw all of my joking references to Fonda and Cheney. There...all better?
Not exactly, Chris...but you're not completely off base, either. I thought it might be useful to trot out the full pantheon of 'liberal villains extraordinare' for a bashfest--sort of a group therapy session for the right. No smirking, though.
Jer
And by the way, a lot of the comments are extremely clever and funny.
Oh, thank you, Doctor Moderation! Why, without you here to keep us calm, there's no telling what we crazy conservative peasants would do. Tell me, do you offer the same therapy for your groups on Kos and Huffington? Like, "Hey, that guy in the middle looks just like Dick Cheney!".
You're very welcome...It's only because I care. And if I hung out at Kos and Huff, I might indeed be offering similar advice. [But nobody looks like Cheney.]
A total lack of resemblence didn't stop you from mentioning Jane Fonda. You really should consider offering your services to Kos and Huffington - even if you can't help them, it might put things in perspective for you.
Biden: Yeah Lurch, er I mean John, that Vatican City Ambassadorship, for some reason their not buying it. I do think we could post you to the Kingdom of Tonga, think about and get back to me.
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Through the looking glass
December 20, 2008 - 09:30 ET by mizflame98Tweedle Dum & Tweedle Dee.
Perfect Demotivator for the Obama Administration
http://www.despair.com/government.html
Dammit Joe!
December 20, 2008 - 09:35 ET by BKeyserYou said we'd both wear a pink tie! Now I look like one of those damn fair-...
Three Blind Abortion-Loving "Catholics"
December 20, 2008 - 09:39 ET by iveseenitallKerry: "Hey Joe, they gave that jackass Ted an honorary doctorate. There's still hope for us fools too"
Biden: " Oh yeah. But I'm still not sure if "jobs" is a three or four letter word? What?-- you don't know either"
NEVER,NEVER trust a "liberal"
Unphotoshopped documentation of our plight...
December 20, 2008 - 09:50 ET by ThalpyUnphotoshopped documentation of our plight exists!
"I said NO tongue!"
December 20, 2008 - 10:03 ET by SickofLibs"I said NO tongue!"
John Kerry is saying:
December 20, 2008 - 10:13 ET by gregfahey"Was that just a one-time thing or was it real? Will you call me?"
Biden: " You were just the warm up act. We're getting ready to do this to the entire nation......By the way, you left your slippers under my bed you haughty basset face."
Plagiarist Biden Taunts Kerry the Coward
December 20, 2008 - 10:15 ET by choselife3xBiden: I'm gonna be President when some nutjob whacks the guy, neener neener.
Kerry: Careful Joey boy, I can kill a man using only my FACE!
In order to be pro-choice, one must first be born. Ah, the irony.
John?
December 20, 2008 - 10:17 ET by BKeyserWhy the long face, John?
Bkeyser
December 20, 2008 - 11:39 ET by misterbillI am slow this morning--it took a long time for all the implications. inferences and nuances to blossom in my brain.
Verrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrry funnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnny!
Maybe
December 20, 2008 - 11:47 ET by BKeyserI should have included the Mr. Ed reference? LOL
Mr ED???
December 20, 2008 - 18:44 ET by misterbillNeigh!
Oooh, another one...
December 20, 2008 - 10:18 ET by gregfaheyKerry: "I have this letter right under my arm that has a list of positions I'd be willing to take in your admin."
Biden: "Tell you what John, you'll be assuming a position soon enough."
Two to honor the third.....
December 20, 2008 - 10:24 ET by VT Con Manmost pathetic Senators our country has ever known.
(caroline and franken:)
December 20, 2008 - 10:28 ET by SickofLibsso far
nah
December 20, 2008 - 14:43 ET by RowaneFor that you'd have to include the EX-Marine Murtha, cause if that piece of filth isn't pitiful I don't know what is.
Reid, Daschle, Jeffords, "Depends"Leahy, Durbin, Obama, Sanders,
December 20, 2008 - 19:22 ET by VT Con ManSchumer....
There isn't enough room.....
My hair is better than your
December 20, 2008 - 10:29 ET by motherbeltKerrey: My hair is better than your hair!
Biden: Is that a joke? Let's ask this lady standing right here!
How about...
December 20, 2008 - 10:51 ET by BKeyser"It's called a comb-back, you a**hole!"
"I don't care what its called Joe, you look ridiculous! Now, about that Secretary of Legalized Marijuana post I mentioned the other day..."
"This lady's giving me the heebie-geebies..."
Yes your breath still STINKS...
December 20, 2008 - 11:10 ET by upcountrywatershup-up and breathe IN,"plugs" my pal..
FREEDOM
(D)
You're his VP, YOU take him!
December 20, 2008 - 11:11 ET by CobraManJoe Biden and John Kerry have an heated debate over who will provide President Elect Obama and his family temporary housing.
Obama: My job is above my pay grade
Cobra
December 20, 2008 - 11:48 ET by littlemissmuffinVery funny. They can flip a coin, and the loser takes him.
"If we conservatives moved to those seven non-existent States, the government couldn’t find us and tax us to death!"
Don't Cry . .
December 20, 2008 - 11:21 ET by 1611LilacLadyKerry: Don't cry you idiot! Al is out on his 100' houseboat and couldn't make it. Get over it!
Biden: sniff ** sniff ** sniff
Isaiah 5:20a Woe unto them who call evil good, and good evil. . . KJV
Gee Whiz John--
December 20, 2008 - 11:40 ET by misterbillGee Whiz John-- Your ketchup breath is melting my caps.
Don't worry I won't let a woman get between us.
Life Imitates the Onion
December 20, 2008 - 11:45 ET by Tyler DurbinAn unsuspecting woman was inadvertently sucked into a pomposity vortex today, after two windbags simultaneously expressed massive quantities of hot air. She is resting comfortably in a local hospital, though she is believed to be in a critically bored condition.
"Virtue is more to be feared than vice, because its excesses are not subject to the regulation of conscience."
No caption
December 20, 2008 - 12:00 ET by doug1950Just wondering to myself. What is it about the folks from that area of the country that requires them to get right up in your face to talk. My Bro in law is from CT and he does that and it creeps me the hell out. I was both stationed and lived up in N.E. for years and noticed it then as well. I was raised in the Deep South and that would get you a bloused lip or the very least a shove if you got that deep into someone's personal space. I believe it is a regional phenom but a curious one at that. I really do not want to know what someone had for lunch that day.
ROFL! I know just what you mean, Doug
December 20, 2008 - 12:16 ET by choselife3xBoth my parents are from that area. They met in NC, married, and raised us here. My Yankee relatives always freaked me out with that little quirk! I married a Kansas/Texas man and I'm pretty sure they'll shoot you for less there.
In order to be pro-choice, one must first be born. Ah, the irony.
LOL
December 20, 2008 - 12:33 ET by doug1950Yep, get yourself shot. As my wife just said, anyone getting that close is up to no good.
Up to no good.....
December 20, 2008 - 13:00 ET by choselife3xAh Ha!
Biden was trying to sneak a peak at Kerry's speech, and Kerry was trying to pick Biden's pocket!
Thanks, Doug, it's all clear now.
In order to be pro-choice, one must first be born. Ah, the irony.
who knew
December 20, 2008 - 13:08 ET by inquiring_ mindsWho knew that Kerry is a "close talker" - just like that Seinfeld episode.
ya
December 20, 2008 - 14:46 ET by Rowanegotta learn to command your personal space. Its sorta like carrying a force field around with you.
The biggest douche.
December 20, 2008 - 12:01 ET by Crash"Okay, we're both smarter than everyone we meet. I can sum it up with three letters S M U G!"
How about...
December 20, 2008 - 12:07 ET by BKeyser"Hey! I wrote that paper!"
"Oh yeah? Well then I won those medals!"
Kerry: "If one of ours
December 20, 2008 - 12:30 ET by JerryKerry: "If one of ours can get an honorary doctorate after drowning his mistress, the skies the limit for us Joey boy!"
When asked if he went to war with Iraq to derail the impeachment vote: “I don’t think any serious person would believe that any President would do such a thing." - President Clinton (Dec 1998).
Jerry.... I just got here
December 20, 2008 - 17:33 ET by bigtimerJerry....
I just got here to this thread, my mind was going in exactly the same direction as yours, so I am glad I read the posts first.
You said it all for me.
Just the audicity of this is mind-bending.
Everything in this country is now bass-ackwards.
We have an non-citizen Prez-elect who associated with terrorists and other filth daily, let alone his so-called mentor/preacher who hates this country and is a racist, we have this award for Kennedy who should have been behind bars long ago, let alone shamed out of ever being in any elected office...it goes on and on.
"America isn't the problem...America is the solution." ~ Rush Limbaugh
bt and anyone else
December 20, 2008 - 17:39 ET by littlemissmuffinAnyone who wants to read the true story about Ted Kennedy:
http://www.ytedk.com...
"If we conservatives moved to those seven non-existent States, the government couldn’t find us and tax us to death!"
Hey lmm... Excellent fact
December 20, 2008 - 17:48 ET by bigtimerHey lmm...
Excellent fact filled link you have there for others who may not know much about all of the history regarding Teddy boy...I saved it for others in the future here.
Thanks.
"America isn't the problem...America is the solution." ~ Rush Limbaugh
thx lmm
December 20, 2008 - 17:53 ET by Wilbur747I've never seen this site. Thanks.
I do like the ad about Ted's Car Wash! I'm not sure I'd trust him though!
Failed Democratic Presidential nominee John Kerry speaks
December 20, 2008 - 12:41 ET by mikejFailed Democratic Presidential nominee John Kerry speaks with fringe far left and plagairist VP elect Joe Biden.
That's just how I would headline it if I were writing for the AP.
Kerry: "And I thought WE
December 20, 2008 - 12:55 ET by JerryKerry: "And I thought WE had favorable press coverage... I coulda beat Abe Lincoln himself with your media worshipers, you lucky bastaahd."
Biden: "I know.. Ayers, Rezko, Wright, dirty money, 57 states... I couldn't believe it myself."
When asked if he went to war with Iraq to derail the impeachment vote: “I don’t think any serious person would believe that any President would do such a thing." - President Clinton (Dec 1998).
Hey, Joe
December 20, 2008 - 12:56 ET by northoneOh yeah, Joe? Well, you may be vice-president, but at least I don't have those nasty hair plugs. Mine is all natural!
John Kerry reporting a
December 20, 2008 - 13:22 ET by fitzfongJohn Kerry reporting a doody.
"Government's view of the economy could be summed up in a few short phrases: If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving, subsidize it." -Ronald Reagan
fitzfong.blogspot.com
SNL Greeting....
December 20, 2008 - 13:44 ET by klchadwickKerry: Joe, how are you?
Biden: John, I thought that was you. Hi!
Kerry: It has been so long. You look great!
Biden: Not as great as you look!
Kerry: Joe, thank you for saying that because I have been feeling very insecure lately and that comment is just what the doctor ordered.
Biden: That was an easy prescription to fill
A Prelude to a Kiss
December 20, 2008 - 14:40 ET by RowaneBig ol wet smacker
Joe, I've been watching
December 20, 2008 - 14:46 ET by Free StinkerJoe, I've been watching you! And I know that you know I've been watching you!
You know Biden...
December 20, 2008 - 15:04 ET by Wilbur747Kerry: "I should have been the President, and if it weren't for those d***ed traitors in my platoon I would have!"
Biden: "Yea right shoulda, woulda, coulda. You're just jealous cuz I may be YOUR boss!"
“You know, education, if
December 20, 2008 - 15:33 ET by fitzfong“You know, education, if you make the most of it, if you study hard and you do your homework, don't plagiarize, and you make an effort to be smart, uh, you, you can do well. If you don’t, you get stuck with Barack.”
"Government's view of the economy could be summed up in a few short phrases: If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving, subsidize it." -Ronald Reagan
fitzfong.blogspot.com
Woman in the background:
December 20, 2008 - 17:11 ET by Antisocial-ismWoman in the background: Dear GOD!! What a perfect storm of ugly.
Good on you!
December 20, 2008 - 17:20 ET by Wilbur747I never even thought about the 'woman behind the scene'!
John Kerry: Just why are
December 20, 2008 - 17:13 ET by Antisocial-ismJohn Kerry: Just why are you humming the theme to Mr. Ed?
Two peas in a
December 20, 2008 - 17:34 ET by bigtimerTwo peas in a pod.
"America isn't the problem...America is the solution." ~ Rush Limbaugh
"t's an old one" - but
December 20, 2008 - 17:40 ET by FastEdJohn, does YOUR face hurt?
No Joe, why?
'cause it's killing me.
There is no sense in being stupid, if you can't prove it! - my dad V
Stupid 1 and Stupid 2
December 20, 2008 - 17:49 ET by boozyGee...wasn't Teddy the one they caught red handed cheating on his test in college...now he gets a doctorate..feel bad for his disease, but still does not trump the past actions of his left wing ultra liberal actions...
"...to confer an honorary
December 20, 2008 - 17:52 ET by Chris Norman"...to confer an honorary Doctor of Laws degree on Ted Kennedy..."
Should have been a Doctor of Broken Drunk Driving and Manslaughter Laws degree...
Proof
December 20, 2008 - 18:33 ET by doug1950Just goes to show what a PhD is worth these days. Write enough bad laws and help to pass thousands more over a corrupt career and reams of personal scandals and you too might get a Doctorate from some liberal bastion of higher education. In the last days, right will be wrong and wrong will be right. Good will be evil and evil will be good. Not worried though, I know how the Book ends....We win!
"In the last days, right
December 20, 2008 - 18:35 ET by Chris Norman"In the last days, right will be wrong and wrong will be right. Good will be evil and evil will be good."
Either you're an optimist or the "last days" have been here for several years.
Aside from her hair,
December 20, 2008 - 18:48 ET by JerAside from her hair, does't that woman in the background bear a striking resemblance to "Hanoi Jane" Fonda? [Just thought I'd toss some more meat into the stew for you guys to tear into.]
Jer
"[Just thought I'd toss
December 20, 2008 - 18:51 ET by Chris Norman"[Just thought I'd toss some more meat into the stew for you guys to tear into.]"
It doesn't look like the dish you describe on your platter, but I, for one, don't go much for red meat these days - particularly in North Vietnamese cuisine.
Of course you do Jer... I
December 20, 2008 - 18:52 ET by bigtimerOf course you do Jer...
I sure don't see any resemblance...
Stick that in your stew and simmer it. ;-)
"America isn't the problem...America is the solution." ~ Rush Limbaugh
Really, bt?
December 20, 2008 - 19:06 ET by JerI sure don't see any resemblance...
Really? Not any? Try picturing her straddling an anti-aircraft gun and see if that makes a difference.
Jer
Ummm...nope...still don't
December 20, 2008 - 19:09 ET by bigtimerUmmm...nope...still don't see the resemblance.
Pop it in the stew.
"America isn't the problem...America is the solution." ~ Rush Limbaugh
Okay, last try:
December 20, 2008 - 19:16 ET by JerOkay, last try: think...straddling an anti-aircraft gun dressed in a Barbarella outfit.
Jer
See, bt, Jer's ploy was to
December 20, 2008 - 19:28 ET by Chris NormanSee, bt, Jer's ploy was to just mention Jane Fonda and all of us weak-minded reactionaries would jump all over it, jostling each other to post blood dripping comments (like hyenas on a gazelle carcass) - while he sat back and smirked.
LOL Chris... I
December 20, 2008 - 19:39 ET by bigtimerLOL Chris...
I know.
Just wanted to jerk his chain a little.
Besides that...I have never liked Fonda politically one iota....but at least she was pretty (on the outside) in my opinion, this gal isn't.
"America isn't the problem...America is the solution." ~ Rush Limbaugh
bt,
December 20, 2008 - 19:50 ET by Chris NormanI knew you knew :). You didn't fall for it - you astutely didn't accept his provoking "observation" - I mean, really, Jane Fonda?
Chris...place your thumb
December 20, 2008 - 20:20 ET by JerChris...place your thumb over her hair and use a little--okay, a lot of--imagination. No?
Jer
No? No.
December 21, 2008 - 13:54 ET by Chris Norman"...a lot of--imagination. "
Jer,
If you have to insist that someone use that much imagination to see a resemblence, it kind of self-disproves your observation right there, doesn't it?
If you have to insist
December 21, 2008 - 16:32 ET by JerIf you have to insist that someone use that much imagination to see a resemblence, it kind of self-disproves your observation right there, doesn't it?
Gee, I guess it does, counselor. And having been "self-disproved", I hereby humbly withdraw all of my joking references to Fonda and Cheney. There...all better?
Jer
Not exactly, Chris...but
December 20, 2008 - 19:45 ET by JerNot exactly, Chris...but you're not completely off base, either. I thought it might be useful to trot out the full pantheon of 'liberal villains extraordinare' for a bashfest--sort of a group therapy session for the right. No smirking, though.
Jer
And by the way, a lot of the comments are extremely clever and funny.
Oh, thank you, Doctor
December 20, 2008 - 20:07 ET by Chris NormanOh, thank you, Doctor Moderation! Why, without you here to keep us calm, there's no telling what we crazy conservative peasants would do. Tell me, do you offer the same therapy for your groups on Kos and Huffington? Like, "Hey, that guy in the middle looks just like Dick Cheney!".
You're very welcome...It's
December 20, 2008 - 20:09 ET by JerYou're very welcome...It's only because I care. And if I hung out at Kos and Huff, I might indeed be offering similar advice. [But nobody looks like Cheney.]
Jer
[But nobody looks like
December 21, 2008 - 13:49 ET by Chris Norman[But nobody looks like Cheney.]
A total lack of resemblence didn't stop you from mentioning Jane Fonda. You really should consider offering your services to Kos and Huffington - even if you can't help them, it might put things in perspective for you.
Isn't that Tipper
December 20, 2008 - 19:28 ET by CobraManSho looks more like Tipper Gore. Jane Fonda is a lot taller.
Obama: My job is above my pay grade
Plugs
December 20, 2008 - 19:33 ET by RukusJohn: Can you hear me now?
Plugs: Huh?
John: Can you hear me now?
Plugs: Uh, huh?
John: Dammit Joe! Can you hear me now!!!!
Plugs: Dammit Joe! Can you hear me now!!!
John: Stop that Joe!
Plugs: Stop that Joe!
John: No Joe! Stop repeating me!
Plugs: No Joe! Stop repeating me!
John: Dammit Joe! Forget it!
Plugs: Dammit Joe! Forget it! Yeah, right!
Uncle Gary
"Bri is with Jesus now, we will meet again, just not right now. We love you Bri!"
Tugboat Kerry and the Last Crusade
December 20, 2008 - 20:34 ET by CobraManBiden: "Genius of the Restoration"
Kerry: "Aid our own resuscitation!"
Obama: My job is above my pay grade
Off Stage
December 20, 2008 - 20:51 ET by CobraManHeard off stage:
Kerry: "Joe, Ted, follow me. I know the way!"
Biden: "Got lost on the way to the White House?"
Kennedy: "Uh Hun."
Biden: "After you, Senator."
Kennedy: "Yes sir!"
Obama: My job is above my pay grade
Kerry: You Rang? Biden:
December 20, 2008 - 21:09 ET by Dan DiegoKerry: You Rang?
Biden: Yeah Lurch, er I mean John, that Vatican City Ambassadorship, for some reason their not buying it. I do think we could post you to the Kingdom of Tonga, think about and get back to me.
Kery: erruuuughhh.
Biden looks in the face of
December 21, 2008 - 07:32 ET by eaglewingz08Biden looks in the face of an anti american traitor without blinking.
Biden looks in the face of
December 21, 2008 - 12:26 ET by 1611LilacLady"Biden looks in the face of an anti american traitor without blinking."
Yeah, it takes one to know one
Isaiah 5:20a Woe unto them who call evil good, and good evil. . . KJV