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Las Vegas, Nevada, four days before the beginning of winter 2008-09.  Photo AP.


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The ice caps of Las Vegas are melting.

They could be gone in days or weeks turning it into an arrid desert.

When hell freezes over

Hell has finally frozen over!

Obama: My job is above my pay grade

It froze over

It froze over on Nov. 4, 2008.  

 

"If we conservatives moved to those seven non-existent States, the government couldn’t find us and tax us to death!" 

LOL lmm.... Good

LOL lmm....

Good zinger!

Absolutely correct too.

"America isn't the problem...America is the solution." ~ Rush Limbaugh

→ Vegas Hookup

Scarlett and Barry hook up for a last tango in Vegas.

  • LYDSEXICS UNTIE!

Mystery Solved

The mystery over disappearing glaciers has finally been solved.  They are not disappearing at all, they're just retiring to Nevada.

Obama: My job is above my pay grade

...Planetary Emergency!

...Planetary Emergency! Planetary Emergency!

"America isn't the problem...America is the solution." ~ Rush Limbaugh

BT - any idea what it is

BT - any idea what it is like to go to Las Vegas on business and not have the right clothes? Where the H**l was Al Gore and his BullS**t global warming when I really needed him. Come on Al I needed a little bit of your BS warming . . . . GNY

 

Vegas

Hot chicks in the desert. The blonde is delectable. It's all good.

...

"Michelle Obama and Tipper Gore pause for a publicity photo during their attendance at an International Convention to Discuss Options for Solving Global Warming being held in Las Vegas, Nevada USA."

There are persons...who see not the full extent of the evil which threatens them; they solace themselves with hopes that the enemy...will be merciful.

Thomas Paine, Dec. 23, 1776

→ Al & Tipper

I remember now.  This is the scene where they make snow angels and she says "bullsh*t" a whole lot.  And then they get married and his dad doesn't approve and Erich Segal makes a load of money.

  • LYDSEXICS UNTIE!

Global Warming

This whole global warming thing is making me freeze my a** off.

Vast Right Wing Conspiracy!

Reports are widespread of bitter conservatives with snow machines.

 

"part of what I'm hoping to introduce as the next president is a new ethic of [government enforced] responsibility" - B. Obama

What happened in Vegas, is

What happened in Vegas, is not going to stay in Vegas.

" What happened in Vegas, is not going to stay in Vegas"

Wrong, I'm not going anywhere.

O.J.

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"A democracy cannot exist as a permanent form of government. It can only exist until the voters discover that they can vote themselves largesse from the public treasury.

Escape global warming -

Escape global warming...in Las Vegas!

Karl Rove's weather machine

Karl Rove's weather machine was in full force this week in Las Vegas.  Harry Reid asserts Bush didn't do enough to prevent this.

The Proof

Here

Limited Disclosure:  I used to belong to the Sierra Club untill they went crazier. Worse of all, I was bribed by Exxon with free New Orleans Saints glasses with fill ups in the 70's.

wow! caught in the act

Excellent picture!!

We celebrate CHRISTMAS

Economics of Global Warming

More Global Warming means More Cold Weather. 

If conservatives are RIGHT, then liberals must be WRONG.

Snow in Lost Wages?

"Dang! Just like a democrat! Where's AlGore when you need him?"

"One night I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I don't know!" - Captain Spaulding (Groucho Marx) in "Animal Crackers"

T-Shirt Slogan

I Recycled My Plastics And All I Got Was This Lousy Frostbite

I see the pole

it's gotta be hurting the strippers!  Just look at all the cloths they are wearing!! 

(those two chicks are hot btw)

→ SQL

Ouch!!!  Made me think of that scene from "A Christmas Story"

  • LYDSEXICS UNTIE!

Global Warming Symposium canceled

The global warming symposium slated to be held in Las Vegas this year had to be canceled as flights into and out of the desert mecca were canceled due to an unexpected and record setting snow storm that paralyzed the city.

Next year's symposium will be scheduled for a site closer to the equator, say the organizers, to prevent cooling temperatures from causing another cancellation. Belize and Gabon are said to be high on the list of possibilities.

Hey, I got the wrong "CHANGE"!

Alan Keyes / Sarah Palin - 2012

Global Warming is Cold!

Damn this Global Warming - I am freezing.

warmth

Physical manifestation of the warmth you will typically feel in LasVagas.

This does remind me of my trip to Florida, I bought a sweater in Orlando. No winter coats were available. Wish I had a camera could have showed you all the flamingo standing on one leg at Sea World. It was shivering in a pond where the spray from the fountain made thick icicles on the palm fronds above it. It was 23F in Orlando and it snowed all the way down to Coconut Grove.

  I always wondered what

I always thought Hoth would've been way cooler with hookers.

 

-Han

 

"You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious. "

- Ben Kenobi on  Liberals, and the MSM.

" The Cake is a lie."   

Newsflash Las Vegas ....

Newsflash Las Vegas .... Today thousands of people are treated for frostbit in Vegas when actual snow was mistaken for coke "snow".  They all said they thought it was a plane overhead dumping an illegal cargo.  Interesting thing is all of them were Democrats and had recently watched Inconvienient Truth.

Nuke em til they glow then shoot em in the dark.

From "Grumpy Old Men"...

We're having a heat waaave, a tropical heat waaave...

Republicans believe every day is the 4th of July.  Democrats believe every day is April 15th ~ Ronald Reagan

AGW ... all bets are off!

AGW ... all bets are off!

Las Vegas "The coolest place on earth"

Where snow shovels don't exist.

Postcard perfect

Dear Albert,

 I did like you said and went to Vegas BY MYSELF to get that 'proof' of global warming you wanted. Here it is, you shmuck!!

Yours truly,

Tipper the Stripper 

P.S. I've found a girlfriend and won't be coming home anytime soon.

Anthropogenic Global

Anthropogenic Global Warming! 

Limited Disclosure:  I used to belong to the Sierra Club untill they went crazier. Worse of all, I was bribed by Exxon with free New Orleans Saints glasses with fill ups in the 70's.

This is W's fault!

Or, from the Barry Obama teenage years, "the last time I saw this much snow in such a warm climate, I was puttin' it up my nose in Hawaii!"

Everyone said we were crazy

Everyone said we were crazy for bringing our snow boots and hats to Vegas. "Who takes snow boots to Vegas?" they told us.

Well, who's laughing now?

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Hero's "retro" blog. / "People only insist that a debate stop when they are afraid of what might be learned if it continues." - George Will

"Global Cooling is Here"

2006 - Record cold has killed 49 so far this winter in Mexico (The Miami Herald, January 21, 2006)
2006 - There IS a problem with global warming... it stopped in 1998 (The Daily Telegraph, UK, April 9, 2006)
2006 - Earth in for another "ice age" in mid-century - scientist (RIA Novosti, February 6, 2006)
2006 - Record cold snap killed 738 people in Ukraine (The Independent, UK, February 7, 2006)
2006 - A Record Snow: 26.9 Inches Fall in New York City (The New York Times, February 13, 2006)
2006 - Russian Scientist Issues Global Cooling Warning (RIA Novosti, August 25, 2006)
2006 - Short-Term Ocean Cooling Suggests Global Warming 'Speed Bump' (Science Daily, September 21, 2006)
2006 - The Coldest Year In The Last Five Years (The Reference Frame, December 16, 2006)
2007 - Record cold snap for the nation's hottest town (The Australian, January 05, 2007)
2007 - Freezing temperatures destroy most of California citrus crop (International Herald Tribune, January 16, 2007)
2007 - The Coming Global Cooling? (World Climate Report, March 16, 2007)
2007 - Record cold takes a toll on crops (USA Today, April 9, 2007)
2007 - Canadian Professor: Prepare for Global Cooling (NewsMax, June 21, 2007)
2007 - Is 'global cooling' the real threat? (The Washington Times, June 24, 2007)
2007 - It's Global Cooling, and It's Deadly (NewsMax, June 27, 2007)
2007 - Haryana, Punjab record cold temperatures (The Hindu, November 3, 2007)
2007 - Year of Global Cooling (The Washington Times, December 19, 2007)
2007 - Get Ready for Global Cooling (NewsMax, December 19, 2007)
2008 - A cold spell soon to replace global warming (RIA Novosti, January 3, 2008)
2008 - Br-r-r! Where did global warming go? (The Boston Globe, January 6, 2008)
2008 - First snow for 100 years falls on Baghdad (AFP, January 11, 2008)
2008 - Saudi Arabia covered with snow in coldest winter for 20 years (RIA Novosti, January 11, 2008)
2008 - Up to 61 killed by heavy snow in Afghanistan (RIA Novosti, January 11, 2008)
2008 - Russian scientist says Earth could soon face new Ice Age (RIA Novosti, January 22, 2008)
2008 - China battles "coldest winter in 100 years" (Reuters, February 4, 2008)
2008 - Canadian Scientists Fear Global Cooling (NewsBusters, February 8, 2008)
2008 - Solar Activity Diminishes; Researchers Predict Another Ice Age (DailyTech, February 9, 2008)
2008 - Record Cold for Northern Minn.: 40 Below (Associated Press, February 11, 2008)
2008 - Record cold kills cattle and rice in Vietnam (The Earth Times, February 13, 2008)
2008 - 4 sources say "globally cooler" in the past 12 months (Anthony Watts, Meteorologist, February 19, 2008)
2008 - Forget global warming: Welcome to the new Ice Age (National Post, Canada, February 25, 2008)
2008 - Temperature Monitors Report Widescale Global Cooling (DailyTech, February 26, 2008)
2008 - Global warming sceptics buoyed by record cold (The Daily Telegraph, UK, February 26, 2008)
2008 - Record snow smothers New England (USA Today, February 28, 2008)
2008 - Coldest Winter in Memory (NewsMax, March 4, 2008)
2008 - Coolest Winter Since 2001 For U.S., Globe, According To NOAA Data (Science Daily, March 15, 2008)
2008 - It was the coldest Easter for more than 40 years (Daily Mail, UK, March 25, 2008)
2008 - The Oceans Have Stopped Warming! (Canada Free Press, March 26, 2008)
2008 - Global temperatures 'to decrease' (BBC, April 4, 2008)
2008 - No Global Warming Since 1998 As Planet Cools Off (Prison Planet, April 4, 2008)
2008 - Global Warming? Northeast Skies Through a Snowy Season (The New York Sun, April 4, 2008)
2008 - Global warming? Scotland sees its best snow in a decade (The Times, UK, April 19, 2008)
2008 - The Antarctic deep sea gets colder (Alfred Wegener Institute for Polar and Marine Research, April 21, 2008)
2008 - Sorry to ruin the fun, but an ice age cometh (The Australian, April 23, 2008)
2008 - Global warming may 'stop', scientists predict (The Daily Telegraph, UK, April 30, 2008)
2008 - May Day storm brings snow to Colorado mountains (USA Today, May 1, 2008)
2008 - New Jason Satellite Indicates 23-Year Global Cooling (Hawaii Reporter, May 7, 2008)
2008 - U.S. Has 36th Coolest Spring on Record (NOAA, June 6, 2008)
2008 - Global Temperature Also Cooler in May (Anthony Watts, Meteorologist, June 6, 2008)
2008 - Global Warming Movement Turns Cool (James Spann, AMS Certified Meteorologist, June 22, 2008)
2008 - Warming on 11 year hiatus? How about cooling? (Anthony Watts, Meteorologist, June 23, 2008)
2008 - Astronomical Society of Australia publishes new paper warning of solar quieting and global cooling (Anthony Watts, Meteorologist, June 28, 2008)
2008 - Australian Researchers Warn of Global Cooling (DailyTech, July 1, 2008)
2008 - Charlotte temperature hits 123-year low (The Charlotte Observer, July 2, 2008)
2008 - UAH Global Temperatures, June 2008 still low (Anthony Watts, Meteorologist, July 2, 2008)
2008 - Four scientists: Global Warming Out, Global Cooling In (Anthony Watts, Meteorologist, July 12, 2008)
2008 - Shifting of the Pacific Decadal Oscillation assures global cooling for the next 3 decades (Don J. Easterbrook Ph.D. Professor of Environmental Geology, July 20, 2008)
2008 - Anchorage’s record setting cold summer (Anchorage Daily News, July 24th, 2008)
2008 - More Global Cooling Ahead, Study Says (The Heartland Institute, August 1, 2008)
2008 - Could the Earth be cooling its heels? (Delta Farm Press, August 7, 2008)
2008 - Solar radio waves could signal global cooling (Financial Post, Canada, August 11, 2008)
2008 - Is there a cold future just lying in wait for us? (Belfast Telegraph, UK, August 13, 2008)
2008 - Decade has had fewest 90-degree days since 1930 (Chicago Tribune, August 13, 2008)
2008 - Dearth Of Sunspot Activity To Herald New Ice Age? (Prison Planet, August 14, 2008)
2008 - Hadley Climate Center Data shows global cooling in the last year (Anthony Watts, Meteorologist, August 15, 2008)
2008 - Mexican scientist warn Earth will enter 'Little Ice Age' for up to 80 Years Due to decrease in solar activity (Right Side News, August 19, 2008)
2008 - Global cooling gains momentum among scientists (Delta Farm Press, August 25, 2008)
2008 - Former head of CSIRO’s division of space science says global cooling may be on the way (Canberra Times, Australia, August 26, 2008)
2008 - 'Snowfall' shocks Kenyan village (BBC, September 3, 2008)
2008 - Global Warming’s Kaput; 2008 Coolest in 5 Years (NewsMax, September 8, 2008)
2008 - Old Farmers Almanac: Global cooling may be underway (USA Today, September 9, 2008)
2008 - NAS reports: 50 million year cooling trend (The Christian Science Monitor, September 25, 2008)
2008 - Global cooling sign: Solar winds at 50-year-low (Financial Post, Canada, September 28, 2008)
2008 - Ireland: Coldest September for 14 years (The Press Association, October 1, 2008)
2008 - Boise gets earliest snow on record (The Idaho Statesman, October 11, 2008)
2008 - Thirty years of warmer temperatures go poof (National Post, Canada, October 20, 2008)
2008 - Chill in the air: record low temps in 10 states (Anthony Watts, Meteorologist, October 26, 2008)
2008 - London has first October snow in over 70 years (The Guardian, UK, October 29, 2008)
2008 - Tibet's 'worst snowstorm ever', 7 killed (Xinhua, October 30, 2008)
2008 - South Florida cold spell breaks records (Sun Sentinel, October 30, 2008)
2008 - NOAA: U.S. breaks or ties 115 cold and sets 63 new snowfall records (Anthony Watts, Meteorologist, October 30, 2008)
2008 - Global Cooling is Here (Global Research, November 2, 2008)
2008 - Alarmists Still Heated Even As World Cools (Investors Business Daily, November 04, 2008)
2008 - New satellite indicates cycle of global cooling (The Spokesman-Review. November 20, 2008)
2008 - UK brought to standstill as five inches of snow falls (The Daily Telegraph, UK, November 25, 2008)
2008 - Early Snowfalls In Europe Hit 'Historic Levels' (Ski Report Europe, December 3, 2008)
2008 - Rare 50 year Arctic Blast Sets Sights On Southern California (Ontario Weather Service, December 8, 2008)
2008 - Oscillation Rules as the Pacific Cools (NASA, December 9, 2008)
2008 - Houston ties earliest snowfall record (Houston Chronicle, December 10, 2008)
2008 - Rare snow falls in south Louisiana, Miss., Alabama (Associated Press, December 11, 2008)
2008 - Worst ice storm in decade hits New England (Nashua Telegraph, December 12, 2008)
2008 - Cold weather sets records in several cities (Great Falls Tribune, December 14, 2008)
2008 - Denver sets record for cold temp today (The Denver Post, December 14, 2008)
2008 - Northeast Siberia braces for extreme cold of -60C (RIA Novosti ,December 15, 2008)
2008 - Record cold chills out Colorado (The Gazette, December 15, 2008)
2008 - Record cold grips southern Alberta (The Lethbridge Herald, Canada, December 15, 2008)
2008 - Record snow hits Nanaimo (Nanaimo Daily News, Canada, December 15, 2008)
2008 - St. Cloud sees record cold temp (Post-Bulletin, December 17, 2008)
2008 - Global cooling is here (Seattle Post-Intelligencer, December 18, 2008)
2008 - Record snow fall paralyzing Spokane (The Seattle Times, December 18, 2008)
2008 - Las Vegas gets heaviest snow fall in 30 years (The Daily Telegraph, UK, December 18, 2008)

Carbon Dioxide (CO2) is Not Pollution

If Al Gore said it, don't believe it, that settles it

Thanks for that post.

What a crock those GW believers are!

If Al Gore said it, don't believe it, that settles it!

Meet Heather's two mommies.

Meet Heather's two mommies.

In order to be pro-choice, one must first be born. Ah, the irony.

Dibbs on the blondie.

What a smile.

Paris Hilton

"That's Hot."

Snow next day in Malibu , Laguna hills too 6" snow in 29 palms,

AND IT'S NOT EVEN WINTER YET..

Hello Giles where are you..

FREEDOM

(D)

 

Hey, AL!!!

Al Gore....please explain your "crisis" in light of this and snow in Malibu, California.

It's a warm snow,,,

Aspen to cold to ski (area still open)

The weather service is predicting 2 to 4 inches of additional snow
Saturday night, with lows of 5 to 15 below and wind-chill readings of
22 to 32 below.

FREEDOM

(D)

 

Further Undeniable Proof That Man-made Global Warming is Real

As an expert on Global Warming (I read the AP and Wikipedia, as well as watch NBC, CBS, ABC, CNN and MSNBC faithfully, the fact that the world-wide climate has gotten colder is further proof of man-made Global Warmimg. Why? Just because.

Wikipedia states:"the overwhelming majority of scientists working on climate change agree with the IPCC's main conclusions"

AP Science Writer Seth Borenstein wrote that global warming is "a ticking time bomb." Although Borenstein, like Al Gore, does not have a scientific background, he doesn't need it for he once tried out for the Florida Marlins (unsuccessfully).

Although Borenstein has been criticized for "irrational hysteria," "horrifically bad" and "incredibly biased" these critics still can't dispute the undeniable fact that Borenstein tried out for the Florida Marlins (unsuccessfully).

Just because the UN claimed 2,500 scientists supported its key claim that
human-generated greenhouse gases are the primary cause of global warming. But those 2,500 weren't asked to support it--they were only asked to review it. Only 62 completed the review, and 55 had serious concerns, leaving a total of seven to support the science that is the basis of the IPCC climate-change policy
does not deter from the undeniable fact that seven scientist support Global Warming! So there!

-------------------Thought for today--------------------

Prediction is very difficult, especially about the future.
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"They support fakes, they nominate fakes, they promote and market fakes, and they look at real stories and condemn them as fakes." ~ Rush Limbaugh on Democrats, Liberals and the Drive-By Media

snow moves to Nevada

The snow recently moved to Las Vegas, Nevada after not being able to pay it taxes or find a job in Buffalo, New York.

richb

HAHAHAHAHA

 

"If we conservatives moved to those seven non-existent States, the government couldn’t find us and tax us to death!" 

snow moves to Nevada

The snow recently moved to Las Vegas, Nevada after not being able to pay it taxes or find a job in Buffalo, New York.

snow moves to Nevada

The snow recently moved to Las Vegas, Nevada after not being able to pay it taxes or find a job in Buffalo, New York.

sorry triple post

sorry triple post.  would why it did that.   

Hehe

And number two and three posted before number one post! Neat trick rich! LOL! What's you secret? : )

Uncle Gary

"Bri is with Jesus now, we will meet again, just not right now. We love you Bri!"

Snow in Vegas?

You gotta wonder if any bookies had the odds on that...

Mike

Big Brother is Speaking

What you are seeing is not really happening.  Global Warming is the most serious threat to our world in the history of mankind.  The Ministry of Truth is the only thing you can trust, and the Ministry of Truth says you must believe everything about Global Warming.  Do not question Gore or anyone from the Global Warming Crowd.  The only reason any of you are still alive is because of the fact Big Brother has protected you from Global Warming.  Big Brother has caused this snowstorm and cold weather.  The polar bears will be saved.  Antarctica will no longer shrink, and Greenland will not turn green.  Big Brother has saved all of you worthless people.  You had better start worshiping Big Brother or else the Thought Police will deal with you.

 

BIG BROTHER HAS SPOKEN!

Obviously

In other news, Al Gore was speaking in Las Vegas on Monday, warning everyone of the dangers of global warming . . .

Al Gore gives speech about

Al Gore gives speech about Global Warming in Las Vegas. God mocks Gore again by sending first snowstorm in fifty years.

Polar Bears v. Humans

The Polar Bears are going to cause human extinction in Las Vegas...