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Suitable for the season, here's a starter topic. Crap Wrap:

Have you ever thought your loved one’s perfectly wrapped gift bore the signs of a little professional help?

Now Croydon-based Firebox.com has devised a wrapping service so deliberately shoddy, you’ll believe they spent all those precious seconds lovingly mummifying your presents themselves.

The aptly named CrapWrap ensures your gifts are given a truly personal touch, complete with enough clumsily applied brown duct tape to gag a hostage, ripped paper and no fancy frills.

The company recruited 20 of its male forklift truck drivers and warehouse employees to wrap presents as badly as possible.