By NB Staff (Bio | Archive) December 6, 2008 - 14:08 ET
Then candidate Barack Obama listens to Arizona Gov. Janet Napolitano during an economic discussion in June 2008 in Chicago, Illinois. Obama recently named Napolitano head of the Dept. of Homeland Security.
"...and on the Mexican border I suggest we build a Love Wall from rainbows and fairy dust... and if any naughty illegals or terrorists surmount that, they will have to get past my legions of highly trained unicorns..."
If you can meet with triumph and disaster
And treat those two imposters just the same...
Yours is the earth and all that's in it...
Hmmm... she somehow knows blue is my favorite color. I can't let a mind like that go to waste. I'll make her head of the Dept. of Homeland Security. Yeah that's the ticket.
thought bubble "Looking cool Barak ol' boy. Nice suit, presidential seal, very cool. Now for the James Bond pose." looks at Napolitano- "You talkin ta me? You talking to me? Ka-chow! Got ya." blows on fingers
"Yo, Janet ... bum a smoke? What is it about "Janets" and the color blue? Is she wearing a tablecloth? Look at her go, she's perfect ... she has no life."
Obama: Don't be too proud of this technological terror you've constructed. The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of the Obama.
Napolitano: Don't try to frighten us with your sorcerer's ways, Lord Obama. Your sad development of that cult of personality has not helped you conjure up the stolen data tapes, or given you clairvoyance enough to find the Republicans' hidden fortress... Aaahh... Gak... Urp...
Cleveland Steamer
There is talk now of taxing the flatulance of farm animals. I propose taxing the farts of AlGore; each time he cuts one, the mean temperature of the earth rises 1 degree. I propose taxing the farts of Harry Reid; each time he cuts on, the average stentch of DC tourists rises, and global warming gets worse.
Janet Napolitano: AKA the Arizona Burger Goblin. Powered by 24 quarter-pounders, this bloated political monstrosity's daily routine revolves around stealing other kids' school lunches and gate-crashing any barbeques or funerals in the greater Phoenix/Mesa/Tempe area.
I don't know what she eats when neither of these are available, but I notice that dogs and cats run like hell at the sight of her.
Obama reacts by saying: "Well, clutch the pearls, what a sneaky thing to do!"
Liberal: a power worshipper without power. George Orwell
O whispering to Janet: Justkeep those illegals coming in doll-face, don't care how you do it to keep your head above water in Az., just do so...and you we will be rewarded when I am 'The Chosen One.'
"America isn't the problem...America is the solution." ~Rush Limbaugh
Cleveland Steamer...I didn't realize that Janet was such a pooch. I have a great idea...let her stand on the border, facing Mexico. The illegals will get a glimpse of her and run back to their casas like scalded dogs.
"Sorry I'm late. But I just spent the last half hour at a convenience store going MARLBORO! CIGARETTE! SMOKEY SMOKEY! YOU CAN'T EVEN SPEAK ENGLISH! HOW THE F DID YOU GET THIS JOB! MARLBORO!", says Barack Kinison.
One of the 24% who thinks George W. Bush was a great President. One of the 89% who wants to bring back the stock and pillory.
While Gov. Napolitano drones on endlessly with her tales of daring fighting illegals flooding over the border, Obama desparately tries to get her attention by giving her the official secret hand sign that he needs a smoke break.
Napolitano: I know you think you're the president already, but the fake presidential seal and the tiny podium are kind of laying it on a little thick, don't you think?
Obama: Don't bother me woman! I'm trying to make your head explode.
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Hey shorty...
December 6, 2008 - 14:21 ET by mizflame98...lets go out back for that smoke. I got some nice acapulco gold I can roll into a fat spliff.
Perfect Demotivator for the Obama Administration
http://www.despair.com/government.html
A Kodak Moment
December 6, 2008 - 14:28 ET by MichiganVetHer: Whoops, guess that beer and hardboiled-egg sandwich isn't agreeing with me ....
Him: buh, duh, I, ah, whoa, what died up there?
I carry a gun because a cop is too heavy
Welcome to The Big Top
December 6, 2008 - 14:36 ET by Chris NormanThe Obama Administration: It promises to be a big circus tent...
odd...
December 6, 2008 - 14:32 ET by jackie3Odd body language by Obama. I wonder if he was using hypnotic gestures there too?
Never under estimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
"...and on the Mexican
December 6, 2008 - 14:34 ET by Jack BauerJanet: "so you hold the pie
December 6, 2008 - 14:47 ET by botgJanet: "so you hold the pie in front of you like this, and then mash it in your face"
Barack: "psssst, yer doin it rong"
----- Radical Liberal
Obama's plan
December 6, 2008 - 14:55 ET by jackie3The Messiah has spoken and he is going to save us all with a tire pressure guage and light bulbs. LOL.
http://www.politico.com/news/stories/1208/16258.html
Never under estimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
how mercurial of
December 6, 2008 - 15:01 ET by botghow mercurial of him
----- Radical Liberal
Thinking to himself
December 6, 2008 - 14:56 ET by ApacheHmmm... she somehow knows blue is my favorite color. I can't let a mind like that go to waste. I'll make her head of the Dept. of Homeland Security. Yeah that's the ticket.
Napolitano = Janet Reno
December 6, 2008 - 14:59 ET by Travis NoodleIn the spirit of my "Clinton Re-Tread" Cabinet, Napolitano will fill the Janet Reno role!
They can stop me from
December 6, 2008 - 15:11 ET by motherbeltThey can stop me from smoking, but they can't stop me from pretending!
That's right...
December 6, 2008 - 15:18 ET by BronxBomberThat's right...I faked my way thus far...so why not a faux ciggie...
...got a light sweetheart...<;~)
We gotta find a new planet...
"Pssstt. Janet, you've gone
December 6, 2008 - 15:21 ET by celator"Pssstt. Janet, you've gone over 30 seconds without reminding them that I am the Chosen One. What's up wid dat?"
I Don't Care What Ed Rendell Says....
December 6, 2008 - 15:26 ET by BeresfordPsst. Janet....Get a Life!
Hmmm.
December 6, 2008 - 15:37 ET by Cranky GordonKerry Strug? Naw, that isn't it. What was her name? Mary Jane... Rett.. Retton! That's it, Mary Lou Retton!
http://romanian-gymn...
thought bubble "Looking cool
December 6, 2008 - 15:41 ET by muh-oonthought bubble "Looking cool Barak ol' boy. Nice suit, presidential seal, very cool. Now for the James Bond pose." looks at Napolitano- "You talkin ta me? You talking to me? Ka-chow! Got ya." blows on fingers
And here we have two thirds
December 6, 2008 - 16:20 ET by DaBirdAnd here we have two thirds of the hear no evil, speak no evil, see no evil trio.
Hillary or this one?
December 6, 2008 - 16:27 ET by Mica the MagnificentLet's see. . . . .stranded on a desert island with Hillary or this hedge hog? . .
Hmmmmm . . . . .
Nah! I'll have Jesse Jackson cut off my n**s first.
"Yo, Janet ... bum a smoke?
December 6, 2008 - 16:53 ET by Crash"Yo, Janet ... bum a smoke? What is it about "Janets" and the color blue? Is she wearing a tablecloth? Look at her go, she's perfect ... she has no life."
Hey Janet, Finish this
December 6, 2008 - 17:38 ET by Antisocial-ismHey Janet,
Finish this sentence, Two in the pink.....
kinda vulgar, sorry I had to.
I told you
December 6, 2008 - 17:40 ET by Wesen2 seconds left
star wars!
December 6, 2008 - 17:48 ET by katainkentobama : lazers go pew pew!! pew! pew! pew!
napolitano : ooooooaaahhh ughhnnnn.... ya got me!
"If you think you're finished shopping for Christmas, why not start on next year"
Obama (bubble): Wow, she's
December 6, 2008 - 17:50 ET by Dan DiegoObama (bubble): Wow, she's even uglier in person, SPEW ALERT, hold it back!!!
I know....
December 6, 2008 - 18:46 ET by littlemissmuffin"I know. I'll just put pictures of this woman up all over our borders. No illegals will even try to come into our country then."
"If we conservatives moved to those seven non-existent States, the government couldn’t find us and tax us to death!"
Obama: "Gasp and swoon! I
December 6, 2008 - 18:46 ET by Trix RabbitObama: "Gasp and swoon! I just caught the vapors!!!"
Liberal: a power worshipper without power. George Orwell
"Whew...was that cheese,
December 6, 2008 - 19:54 ET by semolina_filcher"Whew...was that cheese, garlic or onions?"
In a galaxy far, far away...
December 6, 2008 - 21:06 ET by Mike BrattonObama: Don't be too proud of this technological terror you've constructed. The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of the Obama.
Napolitano: Don't try to frighten us with your sorcerer's ways, Lord Obama. Your sad development of that cult of personality has not helped you conjure up the stolen data tapes, or given you clairvoyance enough to find the Republicans' hidden fortress... Aaahh... Gak... Urp...
Obama: I find your lack of faith... disturbing...
--Mike
www.thebrattonreport...
I'd tap that.
December 6, 2008 - 21:29 ET by Roger the ShrubberI'd tap that.
Barack Obama listens to
December 6, 2008 - 21:44 ET by GregEBarack Obama listens to Arizona Gov. Janet Napolitano, jonesin' to fire one up.
that fart smells worst then
December 6, 2008 - 22:05 ET by smoto66that fart smells worst then a dc tourist . or what did you eat damn! or your sitting on my blakberry
That reminds me...
December 7, 2008 - 09:17 ET by Cleveland SteamerCleveland Steamer
There is talk now of taxing the flatulance of farm animals. I propose taxing the farts of AlGore; each time he cuts one, the mean temperature of the earth rises 1 degree. I propose taxing the farts of Harry Reid; each time he cuts on, the average stentch of DC tourists rises, and global warming gets worse.
Photo was taken just before his
December 6, 2008 - 22:05 ET by Cape Conservativemiddle finger went up his cheek once again ;-)
A PROUD member of the Oogedy Boogedy branch of the GOP!
Brilliance
December 6, 2008 - 22:16 ET byGod, you people are such clever wits!! Ouch, the humor! So, so clever. Fart jokes. Really, really clever. I wish I was as funny as you.
My girl she left me......
December 7, 2008 - 05:41 ET by old croalone, all by myself,
she found herself another,
that freekin keebler elf,
I thought she loved my manly face,
the one without a zit,
my perfect hair and steely stare
and my always clever wit.
Hey ole cole can you use it? Huh? Just keep my end of the royalties and donate them to Ohhbamas better Amerika.
"Hmmm,
December 6, 2008 - 22:18 ET by thebutlerdiditI see what Ed means about the "no life" business, that face would stop a D.C. mugger!"
Hi all, newbie here.
We all know.........
December 7, 2008 - 05:44 ET by old croit was Colonel Mustard in the library with the lead pipe.
Welcome
Janet Napolitano: AKA the
December 7, 2008 - 00:51 ET by Trix RabbitJanet Napolitano: AKA the Arizona Burger Goblin. Powered by 24 quarter-pounders, this bloated political monstrosity's daily routine revolves around stealing other kids' school lunches and gate-crashing any barbeques or funerals in the greater Phoenix/Mesa/Tempe area.
I don't know what she eats when neither of these are available, but I notice that dogs and cats run like hell at the sight of her.
Obama reacts by saying: "Well, clutch the pearls, what a sneaky thing to do!"
Liberal: a power worshipper without power. George Orwell
Being a 'Zonie'...
December 7, 2008 - 01:09 ET by Wilbur747from Tucson, we call her Napoli-Reno. Because of the resemblence in attitudes and polices between her an Janet Reno.
O whispering to Janet:
December 7, 2008 - 01:21 ET by bigtimerO whispering to Janet: Just keep those illegals coming in doll-face, don't care how you do it to keep your head above water in Az., just do so...and you we will be rewarded when I am 'The Chosen One.'
"America isn't the problem...America is the solution." ~ Rush Limbaugh
"Man, I could sure use a
December 7, 2008 - 05:53 ET by Indiana Joe"Man, I could sure use a smoke right about now."
(Sorry if it's been done, but that pose is pretty suggestive!)
OR:
"Shhh!!! Ixnay on the ax-hike-tay!"
"Meet the new boss, same as the old boss..." - The Who
That looks like a tight crop
December 7, 2008 - 08:46 ET by SickofLibsThat looks like a tight crop on "The Last Supper."
Janet the Pooch
December 7, 2008 - 09:14 ET by Cleveland SteamerCleveland Steamer...I didn't realize that Janet was such a pooch. I have a great idea...let her stand on the border, facing Mexico. The illegals will get a glimpse of her and run back to their casas like scalded dogs.
"Bless you my child, I
December 7, 2008 - 09:29 ET by RR GOP"Bless you my child, I absolve you," says Barack Salieri.
One of the 24% who thinks George W. Bush was a great President. One of the 89% who wants to bring back the stock and pillory.
Or: "Sorry I'm late.
December 7, 2008 - 09:33 ET by RR GOPOr:
"Sorry I'm late. But I just spent the last half hour at a convenience store going MARLBORO! CIGARETTE! SMOKEY SMOKEY! YOU CAN'T EVEN SPEAK ENGLISH! HOW THE F DID YOU GET THIS JOB! MARLBORO!", says Barack Kinison.
One of the 24% who thinks George W. Bush was a great President. One of the 89% who wants to bring back the stock and pillory.
Funny
December 7, 2008 - 11:26 ET by littlemissmuffinVery funny, RR
"If we conservatives moved to those seven non-existent States, the government couldn’t find us and tax us to death!"
Janet and Barack
December 7, 2008 - 10:26 ET by LynnRemember, Janet. Everything I tell you is double super-secret.
Honk!
December 7, 2008 - 11:11 ET by RukusThe One reacts as Janet cuts a liberal.
I can smell that throught my monitor!
Uncle Gary
"Bri is with Jesus now, we will meet again, just not right now. We love you Bri!"
President-Elect Seal
December 7, 2008 - 15:19 ET by dasherIt is obvious that symbolism is everything with this dork. He reminds me of the rube dictator in "Jewel of the Nile".
"Liberalism is just Communism sold by the drink." P.J.O'Rourke
Sign
December 7, 2008 - 16:14 ET by doug1950While Gov. Napolitano drones on endlessly with her tales of daring fighting illegals flooding over the border, Obama desparately tries to get her attention by giving her the official secret hand sign that he needs a smoke break.
The underlying question is...
December 7, 2008 - 16:23 ET by Wilbur747What KIND of smoke break? Cigarette or doobie?
Knowing Napoli-Reno like we do in AZ, I vote for the latter!
Napolitano: I know you
December 7, 2008 - 16:47 ET by dodecahedronNapolitano: I know you think you're the president already, but the fake presidential seal and the tiny podium are kind of laying it on a little thick, don't you think?
Obama: Don't bother me woman! I'm trying to make your head explode.
Shhhh! Don't tell them, Janet!
December 7, 2008 - 17:13 ET by jefflebowskiShhh! Janet, you're not supposed to tell them that we have NO idea about what we are doing!
Jeff Lebowski
www.angrywhitedude.c...
B.O. " I wonder if I should
December 8, 2008 - 01:28 ET by GlidedonB.O. " I wonder if I should tell her about that pubic hair on her coke."
close!
December 8, 2008 - 02:01 ET by thebutlerdiditOld Cro,
Actually it was Colonel Mustard, but instead of the lead pipe, he used Miss Scarlett in the Drawing Room.
thanks for the welcome