"I've got my eye on you, Mr. Thomas. And some day, mark my words, some day when I am in charge around here, and I WILL be in charge some day, mark my words, blah-blah-blah-blah... hmmanahma hmmahanahmm wa-wa-blah blah... you and your kind will rue the day that you thought you could come in here to my committee room, MY committee, you'll rue the day you thought you could just come in here all high and mighty.... oh, I've seen your type. I'm from Scranton Pennsylvania, SCRANTON, and I KNOW your type, mark my words, bla-blahblah-blaaaah-blah-blah... I'm sorry, my time is up, but I would appreciate an answer to my question, if I asked one. Perhaps you can submit it in writing to my aides."

"Men are ruled, at this minute by the clock, by liars who refuse them
news, and by fools who cannot govern." -GKC

One of these days the media will act like I'm relevant,you'll see.

Joe the Plagiarist Biden point's fingers at the honorable Clarence Thomas while Teddy Chapaquiddick Kennedy looks on.

...continue to lose my hair!!! Just look at the mop on this guy next to me!!! I'm--- getting--- plugs!!!

Ted:  Hmm...Is that vodka in that glass?

Joe Biden: "I'll admit that my tailor goofed up on the sleeve measurements and......did I tell you that I grew up in Scranton? I might also add that I control these little balls in front of me and that at any time I can liight one of them up. Does that concern you? It should, since the blue one is "Yes" the yellow one is "No" and the red one is "Maybe"! You have to ask yourself this question 'Do I feel lucky today?"

Ted Kennedy: "Did I leave that flask of Glenlivets' in my briefcase or my coat?"

I am still crazed, uh, I mean, um, crazy after all these years its from running off at the mouth with nothing to say.

You know they didn't find anything on my brain scans, that's why I haven't released those medical records. Do you follow my line of discussion sir, nothing there at all, it all just, spills out through my mouth.

Senator Joe has a good long record of opposing conservative judges.

“Basically, Joe Biden’s role on the Senate Judiciary Committee has been
as a front man for the far left, despite all the talk about his
centrism,” Mark Levin, president of the Landmark Legal Foundation, told
CNSNews.com."

http://www.cnsnews.c...

"I can point my finger Sir, 'cause that's what senators do in the movies!"

Any universal healthcare  plan must include hairplugs....

Miss Hill...was this the finger in the stink in that video? ....

Coming this summer, the live action Beavis & Butthead movie...

Pull my finger is you want to increas greenhouse gas emmissions...

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"I drink a great deal. I sleep a little, and I smoke cigar after cigar. That is why I am in two-hundred-percent form."
-- Winston Churchill

I will tell you one thing for sure, if I ever become vice president I will be the crappiest, gaff ridden vice president their is. Now where was I, oh yes, Clarence Thomas........ OH and Ted, did you just fart? I told you not to drink that, you know you get gassy when you drink.

"Don't you tell me what a pubic hair looks like Mr. Thomas... I should know, sir, half of mine have been transplanted to my forehead!"

AYERS MANIFESTO

OBAMA WAS MENTORED BY TERRORIST AND COMMUNIST BILL AYERS, WHO GROOMED HIM, ALONG WITH OTHER COMMUNIST MEMBERS, TO RUN FOR PRESIDENT.

"Lynching"? With all due respect your Honor, you wouldn't know a noose if it was around your neck!"

Hey! We already told you this was going to be a High-Tech Lynching!

I'm CRUSHING your head! Crushing it! Crush! Crush!

Who let that CHICKEN in the room?!?!?

"Since I've recently had to refrain from ripping off really cool speeches that would rouse everyone to a standing ovation, just like in "Mr. Smith Goes To Washington", I would really appreciate it Mr. Thomas if you would just sit there refrain from snickering and pretend for a moment, that your actually paralyzed in mortal fear, while I give you this pointy finger and evil eye while our esteemed press corps snaps away.

What's that? No Mr. Thomas I do not use Bryl-Creem in my most awesome comb-over, thanks for asking though."

"You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious. "

- Ben Kenobi on  Liberals, and the MSM.

" The Cake is a lie."   

Biden:  "There will never be a black man on the Supreme Court if I have anything to do with it.   You people need to know your place.   What's next?   A black man running for president??"

Kennedy:  "Har har!  That's a good one Joe.   Ask not what your country can do for you... just get over here and shine my shoes... har har har!"

When asked if he went to war with Iraq  to derail the impeachment vote:  “I don’t think any serious person would believe that any President would do such a thing." - President Clinton (Dec 1998).

Teddy, I can't see so well, tell me is that a pubic hair on my pen?

Biden: "Red, yellow, and blue like I said count them, 4 colored balls on this desk."

Kennedy: "Hmmmmm I see 3 balls I think I need another drink."

"Liberalism is a mental disorder" -Michael Savage

Biden:  Barack Hussein and I demand that all people support our NEW TED KENNEDY SOCIALIZED HEALTH CARE. 

It may bankrupt the USA, but it is the patriotic thing to do.  Time to step up to the new DEAL.

AP can now report the source of Kennedy's cancer.

"Page! Yes, you! Go fetch me my copies of Neil Kinnock speeches. I need something eloquent to say here..."

McNotObama '08

Biden: "Bark bark woof woof arf arf yip yip"
Kennedy: "I'd like to have that translated if I may."

My holster is a fashion statement.

"A black person for high office?......Ha!"

Still laughing at that one.....LOLLLLLLL!!! ;-)

Plugs: You've got that little smirk on your face and you think you're so clever. How dare you show-up with all that hair to mock me, for that I will turn you into Max Waters with my magic stick thingy to suffer a life a ridicule. Uh, er, sorry Maxine...

Uncle Ted: Hey, it's Five O'clock somewhere...

"Long Dong Silver? Now there's something we have in common! My wife......er.....I have all his movies. I'm cool with that bro' "

Biden - Mark my words.  As sure as President Obama will be tested in the wilderness just like Jack Kennedy, that's the reason Public Schools in Washington DC are stupider than Iowa Public schools.

Thus sayeth the prophet Obiden.

LYDSEXICS UNTIE!

that everyone has the right to the Senatorial Federal Healthcare plan.  I guess this dumbass doesn't understand that this plan is an employee plan and he thinks that every fat ass Price Is Right watcher should get the same benefits as US Postal workers that work 7 days a week, 24 hours a day 365 days a year. 

There is no way America is so stupid to elect this dumb-ass ignant mofo as a President.  As Bill Clinton said this is a f'n fairy tail.  

Ted:
Now stand aside, worthy adversary.

Biden:
'Tis but a scratch.

Ted:
A scratch?! Your arm's off.

Biden:
No it isn't.

Ted:
Then what's that then.

Biden:
I've had worse.

Mr. Thomas, do you possibly believe that there is a "liberal lynching" of you is going on??

"I just don't get that new Seinfeld show.  I think I'll propose legislation against it.  Maybe we can change the name to "Cheers - New York.""

Biden: "Everything I said during the debate was 100% true I tell you man!  How dare you doubt me!"

Kennedy (thinking):  How long will his nose grow this time?

"Now damn it, i'm not going to tell you again, Obama is not quallified, not ready to be president. Hillary would be a better VP than me. And IF obama gets elected there WILL be an international crisis.

Its like you people dont listen to anything i say. FUCKERS"

 Yup, thats what he was saying alright

My dream is a close election where the supreme court must vote on an issue that will decide the election. The majority opinion written by one Clarence Thomas. I would just love to see Biden reading that opinion remembering the dishonest bastard he was in Thomas' nomination hearing almost 2 decades ago. It would be nice for the ghosts of Democrat past to return with a fury. How truely poetic that opinion could be. The odds are near zero but 2000 gives me hope. ACORN actually could be the organization that makes it happen.

I don't have a caption, but a cut & paste from the Thomas Confirmation Hearings.  This is long, but illustrative, and if you have the time, you can read the testimony of Mr. Doggett here, and the women witnesses also (note: it is in several sections, just keep clicking "next section" at the bottom of each page).

Sunday, October 13, 1991 Evening Session

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[Statement of Mr. Doggett, management consultant]

MR. DOGGETT:
...I talked to Clarence on a number of occasions, and one of the reasons I came forward is that I remember those conversations, and Clarence told me--and let me tell you, at this time I was a Democrat, at this time I really had some reservations about whether or not the Reagan revolution was good for this country, at this time I was being hammered by Reagonites, because of my attitudes, and when I found out that somebody who had been a classmate of mine who I had assisted at Yale Law School was now in the position of being one of the top-breaking blacks in the Reagan administration, I wanted to go talk to this man and find out what was going on, because I knew he would tell me the truth.

One of the things that Clarence Thomas told me that really stuck in my mind, and one of the reason I said I've got to get this information to this committee and let them decide whether or not it is valuable, is that he said, "John, they call me an Uncle Tom. They are at my back. They are looking for anything they can use to take me out." He was quite aware of the scrutiny that he was under and the fact that his positions were very unpopular...

In all the years that I have known Clarence Thomas, except for knowing that Anita Hill worked for him, he never mentioned her name. We never had any conversations about her. He mentioned the names of a number of friends. At times, it was clear he was very interested in trying to get me to know more black Republican conservatives, hoping to be able to convert me to the cause. He was not successful. But he never mentioned her.

And all the times that I had conversations with Anita Hill on the telephone and in person, that I observed her at parties of black Yale Law School graduates, she never ever talked about Clarence Thomas or talked about any problems or anything about that man.

I did have an experience with Ms. Hill just before she left to go to Oral Roberts University. And but for that experience, I would not be here, because other than that, my experience and relationships with Anita Hill was what I would consider very normal, cordial, and I thought of her as a decent person.

As you know, I submitted an affidavit to you. Ever since this committee released that affidavit to the press, the press has come to me saying would you talk about that affidavit. I said no, I am an attorney, I do not feel that is appropriate for me to discuss anything that is going to be discussed by this committee, before the committee has an opportunity to discuss it with me.

Ted Koppel's office called and said would you be on Nightline? Tom Brokaw's office called. Garick Utley's office called. I even got a call a couple of days ago, saying, well, if you won't talk to us before you testify, will you show up on a Good Morning or Today Show after you testify? I am not going to do that. I am sickened by the fact that the best people, some of the best black people in this country, some of the best people in this country are participating in such a destructive process. But I respect the fact, Senators, that, given the severity of the charges, you had no choice.

Thre are many things that I could say. There are many things that I will say. I stand behind the affidavit that I submitted to you, and I look forward to the time when this body and your colleagues vote on the nomination of Clarence Thomas, and I very much hope that you confirm Clarence Thomas.

But there is one other thing that I want to say, before I wait to respond to your questions. My wife and I--my wife is her behind me--were at a Thai restaurant last night with a friend of ours who had flown in from Africa to do some business with us, and this all blew up in all of our faces. Another one of our friends came up to us and said, "John, I just want to look at somebody who is stupid enough to stand up to the world and say here I am, throw stones at me, throw knives at me, throw rocks at me."

Since you released my affidavit that I submitted to you, the press--I received a number of telephone calls, 40 in two hours, immediately after. Most of them have been positive, but some of them have been negative and some of them have been threatening. One of them was as man who left a message that was very simple, "Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom," click, and he was not imitating the Eveready Rabbits. I am from Texas, now, and those are supposed to be gunshots.

Last night, at that same Thai restaurant, a woman came out, as we were leaving, and said, "Shame, shame, shame, shame." I said, "Excuse me, do you know any of the people involved? Do you know Anita Hill? Do you know Clarence Thomas? Do you know me?" She kept saying, "Shame, shame, shame, shame." I said, "Do you know any of the facts?" And she said, "You know nothing about PMS, and I can't stand any man who says a woman is unstable." I said, "But do you know anything about the facts?" And she said--and I'm sorry I have to say this--she said, "Put your penis back in your pants."

[Laughter.]

This is somebody I had never seen before, somebody I do not know, somebody I hope I will never see again.

But I will tell you, Senators, I am not here for any other reason than to say I had information that I thought would be of use to you. You have decided this information is useful, and when this process is over, except possibly talking to people as I leave this building, I hope to never have to talk about this again...

...MR. DOGGETT: You know, part of what makes this so unpleasant for all of us is that her charges are so clear, explicit, and extreme. I know how difficult it has been for me to even remember what happened back in 1982, so one of the things I did was take some time off from work to look at Anita Hill when she was testifying before this committee, and I will tell you gentlemen, she looked believable to me, even though the words she was saying made absolutely no sense.

I believe that Anita Hill believes what she has said. I believe, and I am saying this under oath, that there is absolutely no truth to what she has said. But I believe that she believes it.

I was impressed with her confidence, her calm, even though the things she was saying in my mind were absolutely, totally beyond the pale of reality.

Clarence Thomas told me in his office that "These people are going to shoot at me. I have a target on my back. It is one of my jobs to make sure that I am not going to be the black in the Reagan Administration that gets tarred and feathers."

Doing what she alleges that he did with her was a prescription for instant death. Clarence is not a fool. And quite frankly, Anita Hill is not worth that type of risk.

[Statement of Ms. Johnson, Director, Labor Relations, EEOC]:  I had occasion to meet with Chairman Thomas alone to discuss labor relations and strategies. He was always professional. As a labor attorney with approximately 15 years of experience, I have drafted policy statements concerning sexual harassment, I have trained managers concerning what constitutes harassment, how to deal with such allegations.

Furthermore, with a previous employer, I was a victim of sexual harassment. It was the most degrading and humiliating experience of my professional career. I confided in friends and family concerning the best manner to confront it. I did confront it and I eventually left that position. But I must tell you that, during the time I had to continue to work with the perpetrator, I avoided contact, especially one-on-one contact with him, and since leaving that position I have never had any further contact with that man.

I do not believe these allegations that have been leveled against Judge Thomas. Moreover based on my professional experience, as well as my personal experience, I do not believe that a woman who has been victimized by the outrageously lewd, vile and vulgar behavior that has been described here would want to have, let alone maintain, any kind of relationship with a man that victimized her.

[Statement of Ms. L. Jackson, Social Science Research Analyst, EEOC] :  After meeting Clarence Thomas through my job, I ran into him in the hallway of my apartment building and found we lived in the same place. We began to have numerous conversations about work, politics and personal issues. We became very good friends in the process.

I believe I know the basic nature of this man better than most people in this room. I believe, unequivocally, Clarence Thomas' denial of these allegations. This is a very honorable man who has the highest respect for women. He always treated me with utmost respect and was more sensitive to women than most men I know. He never engaged me in discussions of any kind that could be considered demeaning to women.

He was often troubled by those women he knew, both professionally and women, who were having difficulties with personal problems, particularly treatment by male friends, co-workers or spouses. He and I had numerous conversations about abuse of women, physically, emotionally and verbally. You see, Senators, he helped me pick up the pieces of my own crushed spirit, after I left an abusive marriage.

His sensitivity and honor, his respect for women, his helping attitude toward all people in need, makes these allegations even more ludicrous.

[Statement of Ms. J. Brown, former Press Secretary to Senator. John Danforth]:  A number of years ago, I was sexually harassed in the workplace. It was a demeaning, humiliating, sad and revolting experience. There was an intensive and lengthy internal investigation of his case, which is the route that I chose to pursue. Let me assure you that the last thing I would ever have done is follow the man who did this to a new job, call him on the phone or voluntarily share the same air space ever again.

Other than my immediate family, the one person who is the most outraged, compassionate, caring and sensitive to me was Clarence Thomas. He helped me work through the pain and talk through the options. No one who has been through it can talk about sexual harassment dispassionately. No one who takes it seriously would do it.

I don't subscribe to the belief that men, because they are men, don't understand sexual harassment. My husband, my father and my brother understand it. Clarence Thomas understands it. And because he understands it, he wouldn't do it.

[Statement of Ms. Altman, former employee, Department of Education]:  MS. ALTMAN: My name is Nancy Altman. I consider myself a feminist. I am pro-choice. I care deeply about women's issues. In addition to working with Clarence Thomas at the Department of Education, I shared an office with him for two years in this building. Our desks were a few feet apart. Because we worked in such close quarters, I could hear virtually every conversation for two years that Clarence Thomas had. Not once in those two years did I ever hear Clarence Thomas make a sexist or offensive comment, not once.

I have myself been the victim of an improper, unwanted sexual advance by a supervisor. Gentlemen, when sexual harassment occurs, other women in the workplace know about it. The members of the committee seem to believe that when offensive behavior occurs in a private room, there can be no witnesses. This is wrong.

Sexual harassment occurs in an office in the middle of the workday. The victim is in a public place. The first person she sees immediately after the incident is usually the harasser's secretary. Co-workers, especially women, will notice an upset expression, a jittery manner, a teary or a distracted air, especially if the abusive behavior is occurring over and over and over again.

Further, the women I know who have been victimized always shared the experience with a female co-worker they could trust. They do this to validate their own experience, to obtain advice about options that they may pursue, to find out if others have been similarly abused, and to receive comfort. Friends outside the workplace make good comforters, but cannot meet the other needs.

It is not credible that Clarence Thomas could have engage in the kinds of behavior that Anita Hill alleges, without any of the women who he worked closest with--dozens of us, we could spend days having women come up, his secretaries, his chief of staff, his other assistants, his colleagues--without any of us having sensed, seen or heard something.

[Statement of Ms. A. Jenkins, former Secretary, EEOC]:  MS. JENKINS: Chairman Biden, Senator Thurmond and other members of the committee, my name is Anna Jenkins, and I reside in Silver Spring, Maryland. I am a staff assistant in the Office of Policy Development at the White House. I was not asked by the White House to give a statement. I went to them and asked if it was okay for me to give a statement...
...I had daily contact with Anita Hill and Judge Thomas. We shared a suite of offices consisting of a reception area, conference room, kitchen, and five offices. Judge Thomas' conduct around me, Anita Hill, and other staffers was always proper and professional. I have never witnessed Judge Thomas say anything or do anything that could be construed as sexual harassment. I never witnessed him making sexual advances toward any female, nor have I witnessed him engaging in sexually oriented conversations with women.

I have witnessed Judge Thomas and Anita Hill interact in the office. At no time did the relationship appear strained nor Anita appear uncomfortable with the relationship.

I understand that at Anita's press conference she denied knowing Phyliss Berry. I was confused by her denial, since Phyliss Berry often visited the office while Anita worked there. I have seen them exchange greetings.

In closing, I wish to emphasize that I have the highest regard and respect for Judge Thomas. In light of my experience with him and the way I have seen him conduct himself around other females, I find this harassment allegation unbelievable.

I started out to find some ridiculous thing that Senator Biden had said, but found it much more interesting to read the testimony of many of the witnesses.   

"The future is not set.  There is no fate but what we make for ourselves."

michaelyon-online.com

It seems to me that the Democrats and the MSM that favors Obama have "left the planet". By this I mean the arguments by Obama supporting MSM for electing Obama and the arguments against McCain-Palin are extremely irrational and even borderline terrorist-style radicalism. The economic policies of Obama, if supported by Democrats who may continue to control Congress, will not spread the wealth around for long because such policies will completely destroy the ability to make wealth, because basic economic sciences proves this to be the case.

My prayer is for America, under God, to have "justice for all" but especially those that are lying in the MSM and out to destroy one of the best country's on the planet, truly blessed by God. "Dear Lord, correct the MSM for their lies to hurt America."

JOHN McCAIN AND HIS WIFE CINDY McCAIN WILL BE A GREAT PRESIDENT AND FIRST LADY WHO WE CAN BE PROUD OF.

THEY ARE REAL AMERICANS WHO HAVE ALWAYS PUT THEIR COUNTRY FIRST.

THERE ARE NO DOUBTS, SECRETS, OR BLANKS IN THEIR BACKGROUNDS.

WE CAN TRUST JOHN McCAIN TO DEFEND HIS COUNTRY AS HE ALWAYS HAS.

WE WON'T HAVE TO WONDER ABOUT HIS ALLEGIANCES. WE KNOW HE HAS NO TIES TO ODINGA, KENYA, GADHAFI, SAUDIES, RADICAL MUSLIMS, BLACK PANTHERS, FARRAKHAN, AUCHI, AYERS, OR ANY OTHER TERRORISTS, BOMBERS, OR MURDERERS.

VOTE FOR THE PROUD AMERICAN WHO YOU CAN TRUST. HE MAY NOT BE THE BEST SPEAKER, BUT HE SPEAKS THE TRUTH

McCAIN-PALIN 2008 and HILLARY-ANYBODY 2012

"OMG! this guy bloviates even more than I do. I'm watching a master bloviater."

You want change? Give me a dollar.

Biden:  Hey, Uncle Thomas you better not lie or even pretend to be qualified for this position. Just remember, we got Senator Byrd in the back all dressed up in white with a rope that's got your name on it....just in case you get all uppity....oopps are the cameras still running? Oh, nevermind then.

Teddy:  (thinking to himself) Aren't we finished with this crap yet, my votes already decided (NO)..boy do I need a drink.