Senator Government: "Hi, I'm Senator Barrack Obama..., you're name is Sam, isn't it, you're an unlicensed plumber and ..., don't you owe about $1200 in back taxes? Aren't you a relative of Charles Keating? Do you have any questions for me?"
I aahhhh ummmmmmm annnnd ahhhhh ahhhhh. Hurry get Obama his handheld teleprompter a regular guy is asking him a question. Also grab the sanitizing hand wipe the redneck is shaking his hand.
"The acorn doesn't fall far from the tree" -Barack Obama
Senator Barack Obama introduces himself to a plumber, Joe Wurzelbacher in Holland, Ohio. Mr. Wurzelbacher, showing little respect, had the audacity to ask the Obama to explain his socialist tax proposal.
Hey Joe, you got any blow? I am Barak and we gonna help you. We dont want you to have any stress so we gonna make sure your health care is free, you get a tax break and your kids go to school free. Whats that you want to be rich, well then you gonna have top pay for not only your own health care and your kids school but we tax the bejesus otta ya to pay for the other unsuspecting schmoes who want that stuff for free.
Hey Joe, I ran into this young woman the other day that has $24000 in college loan debt. I'm gonna give her your name, ok? I mean that way, you can just pay her direct and not have to go through all the red tape.. nomesayin?
Hi Joe, Read my lips, I know what's good for you, you little upstart. It's good for me to take the excess money that you will earn when you buy the plumbing business. I have some people that I just gave a house to, who will need your money for living expenses.
"Look Joe. The government needs money so that people like my friend Senator Edwards can afford their $400.00 haircuts. I mean, what's he supposed to do? Go bal ... um ... I mean ... um."
But I'm going to vote for the guy who wasn't as good as George Bush 8 years ago. Boy, I'm glad that worked out so well. Now I get to vote for my 2nd choice! If that doesn't work out, at least we've got...wait, Reagan's dead???
Obama: "It's simple, I take your money and give it to the middle class. The middle class is too dumb and lazy in this country to succeed without the Messiah's help, and you are too greedy to give it to the middle class for free. It's a winning combination! What could possibly go wrong?"
It seemed that 10 men decided to have a business lunch once a week. They always met in the same restaurant and the bill was always, $100.00, for all 10 men. If each man was responsible for his share of the bill that would be, $10.00, each. The men decided to divide the bill based upon their ability to pay (using the progressive structure of the tax code). Using this formula the following payment arrangement was worked out based upon income.
Men 1-4 who made the least amount of money paid nothing.
Man 5 paid $ 1.00
Man 6 paid $ 3.00
Man 7 paid $ 7.00
Man 8 paid $12.00
Man 9 paid $18.00
Man 10 paid $59.00
After several weeks the owner of the restaurant told the men that because they were such good customers he was reducing the bill by $20.00. Their dilemma was how to divide up the, $20.00. If each person got the same amount then the first 4 men would be getting money back but they never paid anything for the dinners. After much discussion and no resolve the owner offered the following suggestion which they all agreed to.
Original Payment-New Payment-$ Amount Saved-% Saved
Men 1-4 paid $ 0.00 $ 0.00 $0.00 0%
Man 5 paid $ 1.00 $ 0.00 $1.00 100%
Man 6 paid $ 3.00 $ 2.00 $1.00 33%
Man 7 paid $ 7.00 $ 5.00 $2.00 28%
Man 8 paid $12.00 $ 9.00 $3.00 25%
Man 9 paid $18.00 $14.00 $4.00 22%
Man 10 paid $59.00 $50.00 $9.00 15%
Once outside the men began to argue about the settlement. Man 5 said he only got, $1.00, while Man 10 received, $9.00. Men 1-4 were upset because the received nothing. They said that the cut only benefited the rich and the poor got nothing. They were upset so they beat up Man 10 and left him. The next week they met for lunch as usual except man 10 did not show up. When the new bill arrived the men discovered that between them they did not have enough money to pay even half of the bill.
In this story we see a simplified version of the Federal Income Tax. According to an article in the “New York Times” 80% of the taxes are paid by 20% of the people highest income people. Any time you have a tax cut the people who are carrying the tax burden are going to get the money. The next time you hear of a tax cut and the media tells you that the wealthy are getting all the money, remember they are the ones paying the taxes.
One epitaph to the story has it where the tenth man moved overseas and took his dinning purchasing there. . . . . . . . . . . . . .
...now instead of the richest getting money back, take his $9 bucks and give it to the others...now for sure the rich dude isn't coming back.
Obama: "Nev-ah hoid of da guy. I knows Billy da Bomber, and Vinnie da Rat, but I don't knows no Joey da Plum-ah. I tell youse one ting. Da only Plumb youse is gonna be, is Plumb broke once I gets thru wit ya."
When asked if he went to war with Iraq to derail the impeachment vote: “I don’t think any serious person would believe that any President would do such a thing." - President Clinton (Dec 1998).
Hi, Joe. How are those background investigators treating, you, eh? Sorry for the strip search and cavity checks, and yeah -- they shouldn't have ransacked your house and tailed your kids to school, and that business about your neighbors -- well, let's just say tomorrow's another day. That's when I introduce you to my msm friends.
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If you can read this, thank a teacher. If it is in English, thank aSoldier. - My barber
It's a photo of a socialist windbag meeting a hard working American. It's unusual because the socialist doesn't have his hand in the working man's pocket.
I knew a plumber. He told me that there were two things to know about plumbing. Shit always flows down and never bite your fingernails.
I think there's a correlation here. Sam-Joe the Plumber recognizes human feces when he sees it, and he knows how to get rid of it.
Joe, this is how we do it in Chicago. I rip your arm off and beat you about the head and neck with the wet end and next time you will think twice about asking me such an embarrassing question.
Obama: "Are you going to vote for me, or do you hate black people?"
Joe: "Uhh, I'm not voting for you because I disagree with your policies."
Obama: "So, Black-hating Joe, do you agree with my tax plan, or do you lynch black people in your spare time?"
Joe: "Look, it's bordering on Socialism....."
Obama: "Okay, Joe the Lyncher. I must say, it doesn't surprise me. Typical white person. No wonder your kind goes around yelling 'Kill him' at those Republican Klan rallies."
When asked if he went to war with Iraq to derail the impeachment vote: “I don’t think any serious person would believe that any President would do such a thing." - President Clinton (Dec 1998).
"So, you have a dream. Well, Joe, I have a dream, too. My dream is...uhhhh....(looks at notes written on hand)...uh, my dream is to uhh spread the wealth. Oh, god love me, did I just say that out loud?
"But Rabbai, I am not a wealthy man, but a simple plumber. How can I support my child and pay for my house if I also pay your new taxes?"
and the Lord said unto Samuel Joseph
"I am the way the truth and the light. Those who do not follow me and my righteous redistribution of wealth will be thrown into the refiner's fire where there will be weeping and gnashing of teeth"
"A reading from the Gopsel According to the MSM"
Obamanite Congregation: "Praise to you Lord Barack Christ"
BHO hypnotizes this troublesome man while simultaniously manuvering his left hand around to steal Joe's wallet. He learned this technique from his time in Chicago politics.
"No, Senator Obama. I'm not the bald guy on "Ghost Hunters.""
“There are no easy answers' but there are simple answers. We must have the courage to do what we know is morally right.” - Ronald Reagan (1964 Republican Convention)
Obama: "Gol-Dang Almighty, Kojak! Your ah ah uh triceps are as tight as your uh uh ah biceps! Tell me, Yul, how many toilets do you lift everyday?"
Samuel Joseph: "Look you cocky bastard, I just want you to assure me that you aren't going to tax me into the poor house if I vote for you."
Obama: " I can't make that promise, Jesse Ventura, because ah ah ah uh uh next year I might decide that whatever you make is enough for me to raise your taxes, just like uh uh ah that racist honkey mofo Clinton did in 1993!"
Samuel Joseph: "Geez yeah, that intern-molesting pile of dung really hit me hard when he did that!"
Obama: "Remember, Telly Savalas, the black man always hits harder! Vote Obama!"
"I'm Ba-har-ock Ohhh-bam-aaa and i dont think that you will ever
make 250K a year.. so why are you worrying?
I will supress those who are successful and make sure they pay.. not you a
simple 'plumber'
"
I am 23 years old and i just graduated from college magna cum laude in may
2008, I worked my ass off for that degree. I worked during college and got experience
and money to pay my way, it wasn’t handed to me. I landed myself in a fortune
100 company and I will tell you, I earn more than the average American
household and I do plan to work myself up and hit that $250k quota, it’s the American
dream. But tell me why 30 some odd percent of Americans who don’t pay taxes should
get some of my money? Telling me that I will be taxed for success is like
saying "why bother even trying"
I am 100% with Joe the Plumber – he is an icon of the American dream, he doesn’t
make that much money YET, but he aspires to do so, and so do I, and so should
every other American.
The problem i have is that obama is basically saying "middle class,
you'll never make your way up to that pay grade, so vote for me and i will
redistribute wealth and make sure everyone is equal"
Its will be a sad day in America when a guy with so many skeletons in the
closet gets elected. When someone who doesn’t believe in the American dream and
wants to socialize our country.
John McCain - "Maverick i can do, Messiah is above my pay grade"
"The problem i have is that obama is basically saying "middle class, you'll never make your way up to that pay grade, so vote for me and i will redistribute wealth and make sure everyone is equal""
Which is precisely why Obama's campaign beats the mantra drum at a high and steady frequency of "middle class.... middle class.... middle class....."
I hope you all have paid very close attention to the left's reaction to this man over the last couple of days, and I do not just mean the MSM, but liberals in general.
If you haven't yet figured it out, if there is one thing the left despises, it is self-sufficient Americans with big dreams.
They have gone after Joe not because he is not yet a licensed plumber, nor because he doesn't yet have his own company, nor because his first name isn't Joe.
They are going after him because of his dreams.
Given the well above average level of intellect that exists on this site, I trust that this needs no further explanation.
Believe me, the left shan't rest until all of our dreams have been crushed, and we are all living as wards of the state.
"Given the well above average level of intellect that exists on this site, I trust that this needs no further explanation."
No, it doesn't. And precisely.
I have a liberal brother who last year looked me in the eye and said, "You're wasting your time with this Mr. Shy thing."
He tried to stick a needle right into my dream balloon.
Only now, after reading your post, is it coming together -- that liberals very often are a dour and negative-thinking lot, not to mention completely hypocritical when it comes to other people's aspirations and dreams.
He tried to stick a needle right into my dream balloon.
Thats why I dont bother to much with way lefties anymore, I just smile and shake my head. And if they insist an answer, it give it to them like a Redheaded Stepchild. Very little patients with these folks anymore. Some are so stupid I dont even want them talking with in ear shot,,,makes me feel obligated to go over and proove them full of crap, even when I dont know them,,,,,yea, just ask the wife.
And yeah, Dave, "other people's".... I sort of sat for a minute and thought of that wording, and you've articulated perfectly what I was feeling... and it's so true.
Oh you just never know MrS...I may join sometime if I'm really bored, I fill my time in here just fine...
I've been on chat before...just not my cup of tea...
Probably an age difference.
...but still you just never know...
I looked the other night...just didn't see any reason to jump in with what you were all discussing, heck, can't even remember what it was now...lol..see, it's an age thing.
One example for me it the last debate, heck on the board here we couldn't even keep up with each other...it was great!
Plus you can type more that one line or so...
"America isn't the problem...America is the solution." ~Rush Limbaugh
Joe, I just hope you aren't one of those fools that is starting a business to make money. I hope you're starting it so the government can collect more revenue.
Yup. It's why, when he told B. Ears that he was aspiring to make $250-275 a year from his business, that B. Ears did not hesitate to put his foot down on that.
I originally intended this post as a joke.
I literally copied wiki's page on Socialism and did a search and replace on two just words.
Socialism = Obama's Plan
Socialist = Liberal
But as I started reading it and it became scary.
It's a pretty readable manifesto of what the Dems plan for us all.
[Obama is bidding farewell to the people of Rock Ridge]
Obama:
Work here is done. I'm needed elsewhere now. I'm needed wherever
outlaws rule the West, wherever innocent women and children are afraid
to walk the streets, wherever a man cannot live in simple dignity,
wherever a people cry out for justice. Crowd:
[in unison] BULLSHIT!
Obama:
All right, you caught me. Speaking the plain truth is getting pretty damn dull around here.
"You're a plumber Joe ... think of spreading the wealth like the current bailout. The toilet is clogged and we need to unclog it by shoving more crap into it."
"How do you do Senator Obama, I'm Joe, Joe the Plumber, they guy you will tell about "spreading the wealth" or taking from those that have earned it and giving it to those that haven't. Remember me Senator, I will be the reason you lose.
The liberals of this country are making an example out of this average Joe. If you disagree with Obama you will be crucified. What’s it called when a dissenting opinion ensures your demise? Isnt there are name for it?
Totalitarianism (or totalitarian rule) is a concept used to describe political systems where a state regulates nearly every aspect of public and private life. The term is applied to Nazi Germany, Fascist Italy, the Soviet Union, and some other communist countries. Totalitarian regimes or movements maintain themselves in political power by means of an official all-embracing ideology and propaganda disseminated through the state-controlled mass media, a single party that controls the state, personality cults, control over the economy, regulation and restriction of free discussion and criticism, the use of mass surveillance, and widespread use of terror tactics.
Citizens beware! This is just your freedom of speech. What’s next?
David Axelrod: Barack said what? Get the media wing on the phone for a conference call, right now! I want the NY and LA Times, the Washington Post, the Boston Globe, NBC,ABC, CBS, CNN, and MSNBC. By the way, with MSNBC, be sure we get Olbermann, Matthews, and Mika.
Later, during the conference call.
David Axelrod - Thank you ladies and gentlemen for agreeing to this conference call, on such short notice. Well, as you may have heard, Barack went off-script today and made a comment about our redistribution of wealth plan. This guy, we're calling him Joe the Plumber, asked this really sneaky question and Barack gave away our plan for the future. Here it is, 2 weeks before the election and we've been so successful in keeping this under wraps. Oh Well, needless to say we have to stop the bleeding before it begins in earnest. Any ideas?
NBC: Well, we've already edited out the worst part and we're ready to look into this guys personal life.
DA: Good, good. I'm sure he has something we can expose. Next?
ABC: Well, we had a call from the Mayor of Toledo and he informs us this guy isn't even a real plumber since he doesn't have a license. I'm sure the American people will recognize, once we report it, that he misrepresented himself, therefore the question is inappropriate and racist.
DA: Wow, I had thought of that angle and discarded it, but that is a new approach. I like it. Anyone else?
CBS: Well, our sources tell us that he owes back taxes, wow how can you comment on taxes if you don't pay them. Anyway, we'll report this and also, just as a sidelight, Katie is going to wear her hair like Sarah Palin. You know how people aren't liking Katie today, well she believes that dislike will transfer over to Sarah if she wears her hair like her. She thought about changing glasses too, but they made her look too old so she nixed that idea.
DA: Wow CBS, good job and I like the idea that you're thinking outside the box.
Mika: Should any of use be reporting on Barack's answer to this Joe the Plumber guy?
DA: ARGH!!!! Mika, Mika, Mika. How did she get included in the mainstream media?
NBC: Well, actually David, she's not, she works at our propaganda wing at MSNBC. We'll send her by Keith's house for a little indoctrination, she'll be fine by next week. Mika, call home and tell them you're going to be on assignment for a couple of days.
DA: Thank you for all your assistance. I'm sure you print guys have your editorials and little dig stories ready by now, so let's go get him, there's no time to waste. I hear McCain has already mentioned this so we have to make it look like he's a racist bigot for doing this to Barack. Everyone remember, the plumber is White so, if you can think of a good racist angle, such as I don't know any black plumbers making over $250,000 per year, that would be a plus. Biden says he doesn't know any plumbers making that money, period. I think Barack is going to use that tact also.
NBC: Oh David, I think I can get Tina to agree to adding in a hit-piece on Joe The Plumber on tonight's SNL installment. And I'll talk to Jay about a Joe The Plumber smear-job gag in his opening monologue monday night.
CBS: Right, and I think Dave would be on board for something a little nastier on monday night's Top Ten List. I wouldn't even need to ask him.
Axelrod: Great, just great! I'll personally contact Al Jean and see if he could possibly have Joe The Plumber make a little bumbling, misadventurous appearance on The Simpsons this week, if you know what I mean -- heh heh!
Well it all sounds simply superb people! Barak and I are truly grateful. You've stuck by us right from the beginning and I want you all to know, we won't forget it. Barak told me that once he's in his first order of business in the new administration is to get the House and Senate on board for a fairness doctrine bill which should sail thrrough legislation with no bumbs since we'll essentially own all three branches. After the bill passes and becomes law you can kiss Limbauh, Hannity, Ingraham and company good-bye for ever. You'll very likely see an increase in your audience since hopefully the public will have fewer sources off alternative opinion to turn to. Once again, you'll be the final opinion on any issue; the ONLY opinoin -- just like back in the day! With the passage of a hate crimes/hate speech bill we can even look forward to ridding cyberspace of the many conservative wackos and patriotic wing-nuts that are having such a profound effect on taxpayers and working people.
Thank you ever so much. Together, along with the IRS we can completely discredit and demolish this averge-joe-plumber punk and his small town, fly-over-country concerns like starting up a for-profit small plumbing business and hopefully send him to rot in the poor house for good. Challenge Obama, will he? Oh and while I have you all here, I want to remind you all of your committment to our campaign and the vital importance of never casting Barak in a bad light and never engaging in any kind of substantive analysis of our proposed tax increases, economic platform, or global warming initiatives. Capiche? Okay, well you all know what to do next --- let's roll!!
Joe or whatever your name is, you f'n redneck cracker, I'm gonna f--k you and all you other honky sumbitches around here so long and so hard that K-Y stock will become the new Microsoft! Now get out of my sight!
O: I see that NBC van parked in front of your house, I guess that's your house. Have you seen Mathews?
Joe: Who's Mathews?
O: It's Chris. I been lookin for him, and he better start doin a better job of shinnin my shoes. He's been doin it for quite awhile now, and the work is gettin sloppier all the time. I'm probably gonna start havin his sidekick Keith start doin it. He's already doin my plumbin for me anyway.
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I don't understand, It's not working, this always works. He must be one of those bitter clinging religious gun toting small town racist. Get me out of here.
Obama to Joe: "'Congratulations Joe, you have now reached the level of success I, the Messiah, says is the highest anyone can reach in America....250k per year. so Joe, I taketh away......"
"You're not going to be making $280K stupid, you're going to be grateful to my administration for food stamps and extended unemployment benefits while some undocumented guy from Guatemala does your job for $35K"!
"Joe, in my administration, this is the arm you're going to lose first...then I'm going to take your leg. At the very least, I'll let you decide which leg."
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"My media minions are going
October 17, 2008 - 15:48 ET by Chris Norman"My media minions are going to destroy you, Joe. This is the handshake of death."
McNotObama '08
Vote for me Joe
October 17, 2008 - 15:47 ET by pagg30Vote for me Joe, you wont have all the stress of being rich.
and senator by the way I
October 17, 2008 - 15:48 ET by dark_dsand senator by the way I didnt wash my hands after the last toilet I fixed
LMAO!
October 17, 2008 - 15:51 ET by GregELMAO!
Why would that bother Obama?
October 17, 2008 - 16:53 ET by chambodiaWhy would that bother Obama? He's up to his elbows in...crap.
conservative icons
Nice to meet you Joe. I'll
October 17, 2008 - 15:50 ET by GregENice to meet you Joe. I'll own you in 23 days. Welcome to Europe.
»→ Hey, Joe
October 17, 2008 - 15:51 ET by Cool ArrowNice to meet you Joe.
I used to go by my middle name too.
Underdog & Pitbull 08
LOL
October 17, 2008 - 17:53 ET by Jack HermanGood one.
Senator Government
October 17, 2008 - 15:51 ET by CarlosSSenator Government: "Hi, I'm Senator Barrack Obama..., you're name is Sam, isn't it, you're an unlicensed plumber and ..., don't you owe about $1200 in back taxes? Aren't you a relative of Charles Keating? Do you have any questions for me?"
Joe the Plumber : "Nope!"
Barrak Obama...
October 17, 2008 - 15:52 ET by MightyMouth...deftly snatches Joe's wallet in plain view of hundreds of clueless onlookers.
"There are two types of people in this country; those who provide freedom and those who enjoy it." MM says...
Oh no he's not one of our crowd people we planted
October 17, 2008 - 15:57 ET by allamericangirlI aahhhh ummmmmmm annnnd ahhhhh ahhhhh. Hurry get Obama his handheld teleprompter a regular guy is asking him a question. Also grab the sanitizing hand wipe the redneck is shaking his hand.
"The acorn doesn't fall far from the tree" -Barack Obama
Senator Barack Obama
October 17, 2008 - 15:56 ET by GregESenator Barack Obama introduces himself to a plumber, Joe Wurzelbacher in Holland, Ohio. Mr. Wurzelbacher, showing little respect, had the audacity to ask the Obama to explain his socialist tax proposal.
"No, you don't need your
October 17, 2008 - 15:57 ET by Meandering"No, you don't need your money. Give it to me and I'll decide what to do with it."
Don't Blame Me
October 17, 2008 - 15:58 ET by TypicalRepublicanDotComDon't blame me when President McCain makes you fameous!
Obama: You understand,
October 17, 2008 - 16:01 ET by motherbeltObama: You understand, don't you Joe? We just don't want some people having a lot more than others; that wouldn't be fair!
Hey Joe, you got any
October 17, 2008 - 15:58 ET by Dan The Man 2Hey Joe, you got any blow? I am Barak and we gonna help you. We dont want you to have any stress so we gonna make sure your health care is free, you get a tax break and your kids go to school free. Whats that you want to be rich, well then you gonna have top pay for not only your own health care and your kids school but we tax the bejesus otta ya to pay for the other unsuspecting schmoes who want that stuff for free.
Nuke em til they glow then shoot em in the dark.
Hey Joe, you got any blow?
October 17, 2008 - 22:10 ET by R D HelmLMAO!
-Dave
In 23 days you must refer
October 17, 2008 - 15:59 ET by GregEIn 23 days you must refer to me as ....
http://images.busine...
Hi Joe,
October 17, 2008 - 16:01 ET by misterbillHi Joe,
In case you didn't notice, I am a man of color. If you don't vote for me and my wealth distribution, you are a racist bastard honky!
And by the way, my wife can whip your wife's ass any day of the week.
Have a nice day!!!!
Too bad Joe's middle name
October 17, 2008 - 16:03 ET by bigtimerToo bad Joe's middle name wasn't David...because he is going to destroy Goliath...
(H/T to a gal named Connie on Rush today)
"America isn't the problem...America is the solution." ~ Rush Limbaugh
Hey Joe, I ran into this
October 17, 2008 - 16:04 ET by rimskyHey Joe, I ran into this young woman the other day that has $24000 in college loan debt. I'm gonna give her your name, ok? I mean that way, you can just pay her direct and not have to go through all the red tape.. nomesayin?
Hi Joe, Read my lips
October 17, 2008 - 16:14 ET by NorthCoasterHi Joe, Read my lips, I know what's good for you, you little upstart. It's good for me to take the excess money that you will earn when you buy the plumbing business. I have some people that I just gave a house to, who will need your money for living expenses.
I see...
October 17, 2008 - 16:13 ET by Joe4Coulter...you've already spread your hair around. All I need now is your shirt.
Good Orderly Direction
Now tell me...
October 17, 2008 - 16:16 ET by Joe4Coulter...what's a plumber??
Good Orderly Direction
It's been great talking to you, Joe...
October 17, 2008 - 16:17 ET by c5thenNow just stay right here for a minute, my security team want's to have a word with you.
The One," Hello, I'm
October 17, 2008 - 16:18 ET by SemperrightThe One," Hello, I'm Barack Obama"
Joe the Plumber, "Hello my name is Joe Wurzelbacher"
The One, " Joe Werxle...uh.. Weezle ah Wassup, Do you mind if I call you my bitch. Cuase in three week thats what you gonna be"
"Some people spend an entire lifetime wondering if they made a difference.
The MARINES don't have that problem."
President Ronald Reagan - 1985
"Look Joe. The government
October 17, 2008 - 16:18 ET by Dave in Texas"Look Joe. The government needs money so that people like my friend Senator Edwards can afford their $400.00 haircuts. I mean, what's he supposed to do? Go bal ... um ... I mean ... um."
WOW!
October 17, 2008 - 16:18 ET by Joe4CoulterYou've got a REALLY strong grip there, buddy....which health club do you belong to?
Good Orderly Direction
Conversation
October 17, 2008 - 16:19 ET by TeamcheeserObama: "Your first name is Samuel. Joe is your middle name!"
Joe The Plumber: "That's how I roll, Hussein."
That's great!
October 17, 2008 - 16:23 ET by GregEThat's great!
Joe look Im levitating right
October 17, 2008 - 16:23 ET by dark_dsJoe look Im levitating right now ..
Good to meet you Joe. Can
October 17, 2008 - 16:23 ET by ckbennetttnGood to meet you Joe. Can you spare $250,000?
“I am the latte-sipping, New York Times-reading, Volvo-driving, no-gun-owning, effete, politically correct, arrogant liberal.” --Barack Obama
Congratulations....
October 17, 2008 - 16:24 ET by Joe4Coulter....I understand you're this month's winner for selling the most voter registration ballots.
Good Orderly Direction
That's a really nice arm
October 17, 2008 - 16:26 ET by SemperrightThat's a really nice arm you got there Joe. How's the leg, we'll be by to collect that in January.
"Some people spend an entire lifetime wondering if they made a difference.
The MARINES don't have that problem."
President Ronald Reagan - 1985
Hey buddy....
October 17, 2008 - 16:26 ET by Joe4Coulter....could you tell me where I could get me a huntin' license?
Good Orderly Direction
Nice to meet you, Senator
October 17, 2008 - 16:29 ET by guttermouthBut I'm going to vote for the guy who wasn't as good as George Bush 8 years ago. Boy, I'm glad that worked out so well. Now I get to vote for my 2nd choice! If that doesn't work out, at least we've got...wait, Reagan's dead???
Ya know....
October 17, 2008 - 16:32 ET by Joe4Coulter.....I love ahia.........it's the 57th state I've visited.
Good Orderly Direction
You call yourself a
October 17, 2008 - 16:35 ET by SemperrightYou call yourself a plumber? Wait till I get elected. I'm gonna bend over the taxpayers and really lay pipe.
"Some people spend an entire lifetime wondering if they made a difference.
The MARINES don't have that problem."
President Ronald Reagan - 1985
Obama: Why did I ever come
October 17, 2008 - 16:36 ET by SeashellObama: Why did I ever come to Holland, Ohio? I'm screwed.
The good news is....
October 17, 2008 - 16:36 ET by Joe4Coulter....you look good with that shaved head. But the bad news is, sharia law won't allow that without a beard.
Good Orderly Direction
Obama explains marxism, "We want the whole arm."
October 17, 2008 - 16:39 ET by Crash"If you win ... not just plumbers will be in deep sh*t!"
Joe: "Senator
October 17, 2008 - 16:43 ET by Joe4CoulterJoe: "Senator Obama.......you got here just in time!" "I'm doing my taxes..........and.....I'm just SO CONFUSED!"
Good Orderly Direction
"President Obama, can I have
October 17, 2008 - 16:44 ET by DaBird"President Obama, can I have a raise in my allowance?"
I'm tellin' ya one last
October 17, 2008 - 16:51 ET by Joe4CoulterI'm tellin' ya one last time......let go of the hand or my boys'll be on ya like black on rice!
Good Orderly Direction
Joe: "Tell me about your
October 17, 2008 - 16:53 ET by deerjerkydaveJoe: "Tell me about your tax plan..."
Obama: "It's simple, I take your money and give it to the middle class. The middle class is too dumb and lazy in this country to succeed without the Messiah's help, and you are too greedy to give it to the middle class for free. It's a winning combination! What could possibly go wrong?"
Squeal!
October 17, 2008 - 16:58 ET by SquonkamaticSenator BHO: "Now let's just you drop them pants."
Joe: "Drop ...?"
Senator BHO: "Just take 'em right off."
"see, it's like this Joe
October 17, 2008 - 17:02 ET by TN Mom"see, it's like this Joe Plumber"
If your kid makes an A+ in his math class, and all the other kids make a C-
The teacher gives your kid a C- also!
(heard this somewhere this week)
IF THE RICH GET POORER, THE POOR GET NOTHING!!!
from math class to 10 men at lunch...
October 17, 2008 - 17:38 ET by vrwc13It seemed that 10 men decided to have a business lunch once a week. They always met in the same restaurant and the bill was always, $100.00, for all 10 men. If each man was responsible for his share of the bill that would be, $10.00, each. The men decided to divide the bill based upon their ability to pay (using the progressive structure of the tax code). Using this formula the following payment arrangement was worked out based upon income.
Men 1-4 who made the least amount of money paid nothing.
Man 5 paid $ 1.00
Man 6 paid $ 3.00
Man 7 paid $ 7.00
Man 8 paid $12.00
Man 9 paid $18.00
Man 10 paid $59.00
After several weeks the owner of the restaurant told the men that because they were such good customers he was reducing the bill by $20.00. Their dilemma was how to divide up the, $20.00. If each person got the same amount then the first 4 men would be getting money back but they never paid anything for the dinners. After much discussion and no resolve the owner offered the following suggestion which they all agreed to.
Original Payment-New Payment-$ Amount Saved-% Saved
Men 1-4 paid $ 0.00 $ 0.00 $0.00 0%
Man 5 paid $ 1.00 $ 0.00 $1.00 100%
Man 6 paid $ 3.00 $ 2.00 $1.00 33%
Man 7 paid $ 7.00 $ 5.00 $2.00 28%
Man 8 paid $12.00 $ 9.00 $3.00 25%
Man 9 paid $18.00 $14.00 $4.00 22%
Man 10 paid $59.00 $50.00 $9.00 15%
Once outside the men began to argue about the settlement. Man 5 said he only got, $1.00, while Man 10 received, $9.00. Men 1-4 were upset because the received nothing. They said that the cut only benefited the rich and the poor got nothing. They were upset so they beat up Man 10 and left him. The next week they met for lunch as usual except man 10 did not show up. When the new bill arrived the men discovered that between them they did not have enough money to pay even half of the bill.
In this story we see a simplified version of the Federal Income Tax. According to an article in the “New York Times” 80% of the taxes are paid by 20% of the people highest income people. Any time you have a tax cut the people who are carrying the tax burden are going to get the money. The next time you hear of a tax cut and the media tells you that the wealthy are getting all the money, remember they are the ones paying the taxes.
One epitaph to the story has it where the tenth man moved overseas and took his dinning purchasing there. . . . . . . . . . . . . .
...now instead of the richest getting money back, take his $9 bucks and give it to the others...now for sure the rich dude isn't coming back.
v
Improve the quality of your
October 18, 2008 - 08:45 ET by NL207Improve the quality of your post. Link the New York Times article you reference: 'an article in the “New York Times”' It is likely on line someplace.
When posting, particularly if you are on a lib site, always hit them with the facts. Most of the liberal position collapses in the face of fact.
Bend over Joe...
October 17, 2008 - 17:06 ET by JTPGet ready for a little roto rooting.
(that is a plumbers term I believe)
"I need more cowbell!" SNL
Joe..You Broke The Rules!!
October 17, 2008 - 17:20 ET by TheSterYou DO NOT touch the Messiah...
You DO NOT look the Messiah directly in the eye...
You DO NOT speak to the Messiah..unless spoken DOWN to...
Now I shall direct my MENIONS to DESTROY your LIFE.
Now PISS off before I PISS on you!!!
Hold up a sec Joe...
October 17, 2008 - 17:29 ET by Super_PenguinHold up a sec Joe. If I stand just like this I can see my glorious reflection on your head.
"Hey! You in the Prius! Eat my carbon footprint!"
Obama: "Who's dis guy
October 17, 2008 - 17:52 ET by JerryObama: "Who's dis guy what's in my face?"
Joe: "Joe the Plumber."
Obama: "Nev-ah hoid of da guy. I knows Billy da Bomber, and Vinnie da Rat, but I don't knows no Joey da Plum-ah. I tell youse one ting. Da only Plumb youse is gonna be, is Plumb broke once I gets thru wit ya."
When asked if he went to war with Iraq to derail the impeachment vote: “I don’t think any serious person would believe that any President would do such a thing." - President Clinton (Dec 1998).
Hi, Joe. How are those
October 17, 2008 - 17:52 ET by ThisnThatHi, Joe. How are those background investigators treating, you, eh? Sorry for the strip search and cavity checks, and yeah -- they shouldn't have ransacked your house and tailed your kids to school, and that business about your neighbors -- well, let's just say tomorrow's another day. That's when I introduce you to my msm friends.
___________________________________
If you can read this, thank a teacher. If it is in English, thank a Soldier. - My barber
"Nice to meet you Joe.
October 17, 2008 - 17:52 ET by Clear thinker"Nice to meet you Joe. Before you try to punch me out for my unrepentant liberal ideas on wealth redistribution, let me baffle you with bullshit."
The Case For Not Voting Obama
Making Fun of AGW http://giovanniworld.wordpress.com/
CT...
October 17, 2008 - 17:57 ET by TheSterLOL!!!
0bama, being lefthanded,
October 17, 2008 - 17:56 ET by Hermano0bama, being lefthanded, sizes up a taxpayer to see how high up his sword should take his arm.
Beware Romans bearing gifts - or tax credits.
http://theobamafile.com/
A Rare Photo
October 17, 2008 - 17:56 ET by Copperhead RidgeIt's a photo of a socialist windbag meeting a hard working American. It's unusual because the socialist doesn't have his hand in the working man's pocket.
I knew a plumber. He told me that there were two things to know about plumbing. Shit always flows down and never bite your fingernails.
I think there's a correlation here. Sam-Joe the Plumber recognizes human feces when he sees it, and he knows how to get rid of it.
"ACORN's been here? Let me
October 17, 2008 - 17:57 ET by Jack Herman"ACORN's been here? Let me thank you now for your 73 votes."
In Chicago
October 17, 2008 - 18:01 ET by spiffJoe, this is how we do it in Chicago. I rip your arm off and beat you about the head and neck with the wet end and next time you will think twice about asking me such an embarrassing question.
Vote NO on Arizona Proposition 202
It's not what they say it is!
http://stoppropositi...
Plugs
October 17, 2008 - 18:08 ET by DingbatHey Joe, you ought to talk to my butt boy, Joe The Senator, about getting some plugs like his.
Obama: "Are you going to
October 17, 2008 - 18:15 ET by JerryObama: "Are you going to vote for me, or do you hate black people?"
Joe: "Uhh, I'm not voting for you because I disagree with your policies."
Obama: "So, Black-hating Joe, do you agree with my tax plan, or do you lynch black people in your spare time?"
Joe: "Look, it's bordering on Socialism....."
Obama: "Okay, Joe the Lyncher. I must say, it doesn't surprise me. Typical white person. No wonder your kind goes around yelling 'Kill him' at those Republican Klan rallies."
When asked if he went to war with Iraq to derail the impeachment vote: “I don’t think any serious person would believe that any President would do such a thing." - President Clinton (Dec 1998).
LMFAO I vote for
October 17, 2008 - 20:20 ET by play21cwLMFAO
I vote for you
"So, you have a dream. Well,
October 17, 2008 - 18:19 ET by muh-oon"So, you have a dream. Well, Joe, I have a dream, too. My dream is...uhhhh....(looks at notes written on hand)...uh, my dream is to uhh spread the wealth. Oh, god love me, did I just say that out loud?
...and so the Lord Barack
October 17, 2008 - 18:23 ET by MexNobamasaid unto the simple plumber...
"Surrender all your wealth and follow Me"
And lo Samuel who was also called Joseph said
"But Rabbai, I am not a wealthy man, but a simple plumber. How can I support my child and pay for my house if I also pay your new taxes?"
and the Lord said unto Samuel Joseph
"I am the way the truth and the light. Those who do not follow me and my righteous redistribution of wealth will be thrown into the refiner's fire where there will be weeping and gnashing of teeth"
"A reading from the Gopsel According to the MSM"
Obamanite Congregation: "Praise to you Lord Barack Christ"
Joe Plumber:
October 17, 2008 - 18:46 ET by TN MomJoe Plumber, just make your Tax checks payable to:
B. Hussein Obama
OBAMA'S TAX PLAN: THE RICH GET POORER AND THE POOR GET NOTHING!
Captionfest:
October 17, 2008 - 18:43 ET by LionKing"Joe, did you see that. You had a shirt and I took it right off your back. I am not punishing you, I am doing it just because I can."
BHO hypnotizes this
October 17, 2008 - 18:46 ET by Elfman12BHO hypnotizes this troublesome man while simultaniously manuvering his left hand around to steal Joe's wallet. He learned this technique from his time in Chicago politics.
"No, Senator Obama. I'm not
October 17, 2008 - 18:46 ET by Newsbusterbrown"No, Senator Obama. I'm not the bald guy on "Ghost Hunters.""
“There are no easy answers' but there are simple answers. We must have the courage to do what we know is morally right.” - Ronald Reagan (1964 Republican Convention)
Messiah Speaks To Minion
October 17, 2008 - 18:51 ET by JoelCTObama: "Gol-Dang Almighty, Kojak! Your ah ah uh triceps are as tight as your uh uh ah biceps! Tell me, Yul, how many toilets do you lift everyday?"
Samuel Joseph: "Look you cocky bastard, I just want you to assure me that you aren't going to tax me into the poor house if I vote for you."
Obama: " I can't make that promise, Jesse Ventura, because ah ah ah uh uh next year I might decide that whatever you make is enough for me to raise your taxes, just like uh uh ah that racist honkey mofo Clinton did in 1993!"
Samuel Joseph: "Geez yeah, that intern-molesting pile of dung really hit me hard when he did that!"
Obama: "Remember, Telly Savalas, the black man always hits harder! Vote Obama!"
The three rules of plumbing
October 17, 2008 - 20:00 ET by art341Water runs downhill
Payday's Friday
And don't lick your fingers.
"I'm Ba-har-ock
October 17, 2008 - 20:19 ET by play21cw"I'm Ba-har-ock Ohhh-bam-aaa and i dont think that you will ever
make 250K a year.. so why are you worrying?
I will supress those who are successful and make sure they pay.. not you a
simple 'plumber'
"
I am 23 years old and i just graduated from college magna cum laude in may
2008, I worked my ass off for that degree. I worked during college and got experience
and money to pay my way, it wasn’t handed to me. I landed myself in a fortune
100 company and I will tell you, I earn more than the average American
household and I do plan to work myself up and hit that $250k quota, it’s the American
dream. But tell me why 30 some odd percent of Americans who don’t pay taxes should
get some of my money? Telling me that I will be taxed for success is like
saying "why bother even trying"
I am 100% with Joe the Plumber – he is an icon of the American dream, he doesn’t
make that much money YET, but he aspires to do so, and so do I, and so should
every other American.
The problem i have is that obama is basically saying "middle class,
you'll never make your way up to that pay grade, so vote for me and i will
redistribute wealth and make sure everyone is equal"
Its will be a sad day in America when a guy with so many skeletons in the
closet gets elected. When someone who doesn’t believe in the American dream and
wants to socialize our country.
John McCain - "Maverick i can do, Messiah is above my pay grade"
play21cw
October 17, 2008 - 21:17 ET by MrShy"The problem i have is that obama is basically saying "middle class, you'll never make your way up to that pay grade, so vote for me and i will redistribute wealth and make sure everyone is equal""
Which is precisely why Obama's campaign beats the mantra drum at a high and steady frequency of "middle class.... middle class.... middle class....."
Sound familiar?
Socialism is on the march. Scary.
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"Hi Joe the Plumber. I'm
October 17, 2008 - 20:32 ET by cmujelly"Hi Joe the Plumber. I'm Barack the Community Organizer."
No caption here, but a warning.
October 17, 2008 - 20:59 ET by R D HelmFriends,
I hope you all have paid very close attention to the left's reaction to this man over the last couple of days, and I do not just mean the MSM, but liberals in general.
If you haven't yet figured it out, if there is one thing the left despises, it is self-sufficient Americans with big dreams.
They have gone after Joe not because he is not yet a licensed plumber, nor because he doesn't yet have his own company, nor because his first name isn't Joe.
They are going after him because of his dreams.
Given the well above average level of intellect that exists on this site, I trust that this needs no further explanation.
Believe me, the left shan't rest until all of our dreams have been crushed, and we are all living as wards of the state.
-Dave
DAVE.... WONDERFUL !!!!!!
October 17, 2008 - 21:07 ET by MrShyWonderful, perfect post!!
"Given the well above average level of intellect that exists on this site, I trust that this needs no further explanation."
No, it doesn't. And precisely.
I have a liberal brother who last year looked me in the eye and said, "You're wasting your time with this Mr. Shy thing."
He tried to stick a needle right into my dream balloon.
Only now, after reading your post, is it coming together -- that liberals very often are a dour and negative-thinking lot, not to mention completely hypocritical when it comes to other people's aspirations and dreams.
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Absolutly
October 17, 2008 - 21:26 ET by general companyHe tried to stick a needle right into my dream balloon.
Thats why I dont bother to much with way lefties anymore, I just smile and shake my head. And if they insist an answer, it give it to them like a Redheaded Stepchild. Very little patients with these folks anymore. Some are so stupid I dont even want them talking with in ear shot,,,makes me feel obligated to go over and proove them full of crap, even when I dont know them,,,,,yea, just ask the wife.
"Television is a freak show" Bernie Goldberg
Thanks, Shy.
October 17, 2008 - 21:32 ET by R D HelmLOL-Hell, even a blind squirrel finds an acorn once in a while. :-)
-Btw, ever notice their derision is always directed at, as you said, ...other people's aspirations and dreams.
LOL-After all, who are we mere peons to be having dreams, anyway?
Clearly, we unwashed are too pedestrian to know what is best for ourselves, right?
-Dave
Dave!!! Spot On!!
October 17, 2008 - 21:41 ET by TheSterYou said it ALL!!
Not only did Joe The Plumber take over the WHOLE news cycle for the week...
...AND make Obama explain his TAX increases...It made the MEDIA look into his TAX policies.
NOW...THE LIBERAL ATTACKS ON JOE JUST TURNED MIDDLE AMERICA AGAINST THE MEDIA...AND OBAMA!!!
JOE is MIDDLE AMERICA!!
Do not forget Joe on Huckabee on Fox 8pm eastern!!!!
Ster.
Dave & Ster
October 17, 2008 - 21:49 ET by MrShyYou're both spot-on, yes.
And yeah, Dave, "other people's".... I sort of sat for a minute and thought of that wording, and you've articulated perfectly what I was feeling... and it's so true.
This all puts me in a very chat-able mood. :p
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Shy...EVERYBODY IS HERE TONIGHT!!!
October 17, 2008 - 21:55 ET by TheSterI see almost EVERYONE is on NB tonight!!!
Disturbing though...It's Friday night...and I'm Blogging. :)
Well...I already did the go-out-and-party-every-Friday-night-thing for 20 years. This is cheaper. LOL!
Ster.
well I cant take it anymore
October 17, 2008 - 21:58 ET by dark_dswell I cant take it anymore I am going DRINKING ......
Ster
October 17, 2008 - 22:01 ET by MrShyYeah, but haven't seen the chicks on the boards.
Where are the chicks*?
Should I PM individually, or just do a post and let people come as they wish? It's late-ish now, but it IS Friday... :)
EDIT:
* meaning, the "chat chicks" (so, sorry, bigtimer... we know you're on the boards, but you're not a chat chick :p)
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Oh you just never know
October 17, 2008 - 22:27 ET by bigtimerOh you just never know MrS...I may join sometime if I'm really bored, I fill my time in here just fine...
I've been on chat before...just not my cup of tea...
Probably an age difference.
...but still you just never know...
I looked the other night...just didn't see any reason to jump in with what you were all discussing, heck, can't even remember what it was now...lol..see, it's an age thing.
One example for me it the last debate, heck on the board here we couldn't even keep up with each other...it was great!
Plus you can type more that one line or so...
"America isn't the problem...America is the solution." ~ Rush Limbaugh
friday night is no
October 17, 2008 - 22:20 ET by TruthMongerfriday night is no different than monday night when you have kids bro:(
this whole joe thing is hilarious
i've been bitching about making less than plumbers for years
Journalism is the opium of the liberals
Shy,
October 17, 2008 - 21:59 ET by R D HelmAnd yeah, Dave, "other people's".... I sort of sat for a minute and thought of that wording,
LOL-Hey, just so I get a credit on your next album. :-^)
Carry on, my friend.
-You are doing just fine.
-Dave
Well said Dave. Very very
October 17, 2008 - 22:41 ET by DarkwolfeWell said Dave. Very very well said indeed.
My holster is a fashion statement.
Obama's Media
October 17, 2008 - 21:01 ET by CoolShadesI made a funny:
http://i446.photobuc...
CoolShades
October 17, 2008 - 21:07 ET by MrShyHaha.... that's great! :)
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Joe, I just hope you aren't
October 17, 2008 - 21:14 ET by Free StinkerJoe, I just hope you aren't one of those fools that is starting a business to make money. I hope you're starting it so the government can collect more revenue.
Free
October 17, 2008 - 21:19 ET by MrShyYup. It's why, when he told B. Ears that he was aspiring to make $250-275 a year from his business, that B. Ears did not hesitate to put his foot down on that.
Scary times, people!
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Obama's Plan for America
October 17, 2008 - 21:22 ET by PolitioStanNot so funny humor.
http://www.myhispani...
I originally intended this post as a joke.
I literally copied wiki's page on Socialism and did a search and replace on two just words.
Socialism = Obama's Plan
Socialist = Liberal
But as I started reading it and it became scary.
It's a pretty readable manifesto of what the Dems plan for us all.
~Stan
http://www.watchthec...
Scary, indeed. But not as
October 18, 2008 - 07:40 ET by HermanoScary, indeed. But not as scary as this:
Once we go down this road, it will be almost impossible to go back.
http://theobamafile.com/
Obama meet Joe The
October 17, 2008 - 21:54 ET by TN MomObama meet Joe The Plumber.
YOUR OCTOBER SURPRISE!
C'mon Joe, why not get in
October 17, 2008 - 22:04 ET by Clear thinkerC'mon Joe, why not get in line with these folks.
Obama Will Continue Americas Wealth Re-distribution
Making Fun of AGW http://giovanniworld.wordpress.com/
"Okay Folks - Those of You Who Have Been Vetted Please Line Up"
October 17, 2008 - 22:09 ET by New Jersey Conservative"Okay Folks - Those of You Who Have Been Vetted By John McCain Please Line Up On The Right"
Well
October 17, 2008 - 22:11 ET by general companyAt least I havent been vetted by Obama either,,,least not yet : [
"Television is a freak show" Bernie Goldberg
Obama: " I'd say I feel your
October 17, 2008 - 23:02 ET by VinncyGObama: " I'd say I feel your pain, but you haven't pain yet!"
Obama: " I'd say I feel your
October 17, 2008 - 23:02 ET by VinncyGObama: " I'd say I feel your pain, but you haven't pain yet!"
Photo caption
October 18, 2008 - 00:43 ET by Edward CropperYou're a plumber? You are just the person I been looking for.
You see I am so full of crap it ain't funny.
Joe: "Pull my finger"
October 18, 2008 - 01:15 ET by Carl KolchakJoe: "Pull my finger"
Isn't it deliciously ironic......
October 18, 2008 - 05:11 ET by old crothat Joe the "plumber" will be the second "plumber" to topple an administration, though in Ohhbamas case it is a "future" administration.
http://seattlepi.nws...
I can't believe it's not
October 18, 2008 - 06:06 ET by Roger the ShrubberI can't believe it's not earned!
Greetings, citizen. Where
October 18, 2008 - 06:10 ET by Roger the ShrubberGreetings, citizen. Where are all the white women at?
ha ha. funny. I believe
October 18, 2008 - 07:30 ET by Jack Bauerha ha. funny.
I believe some of them are buried in Tim Mahoney's (D. FL.) basement!
I was wondering who was
October 18, 2008 - 07:42 ET by HermanoI was wondering who was going to start the Blazing Saddles references. Thank you, Roger!
The sheriff is a Ne(Clang)ar
http://theobamafile.com/
Wonderful references to
October 18, 2008 - 13:21 ET byWonderful references to true humor.
Gosh, it's amazing how we can laugh together.
[Obama is bidding farewell to the people of Rock Ridge]
Obama:
Work here is done. I'm needed elsewhere now. I'm needed wherever
outlaws rule the West, wherever innocent women and children are afraid
to walk the streets, wherever a man cannot live in simple dignity,
wherever a people cry out for justice.
Crowd:
[in unison] BULLSHIT!
Obama:
All right, you caught me. Speaking the plain truth is getting pretty damn dull around here.
Ubercon
God Help Us
October 18, 2008 - 06:55 ET by ShanghaiRayJoe: Senator Obama, my friend ShanghaiRay said he'd leave the country and not look back if you were elected.
Obama: That's really really bad. I'm sorry to hear that. Do you think you could convince him to leave BEFORE the election?
Obama declares our new currency ... tree leaves.
October 18, 2008 - 09:25 ET by Crash"You're a plumber Joe ... think of spreading the wealth like the current bailout. The toilet is clogged and we need to unclog it by shoving more crap into it."
"How do you do Senator
October 18, 2008 - 07:25 ET by Guy Arthur Thomas"How do you do Senator Obama, I'm Joe, Joe the Plumber, they guy you will tell about "spreading the wealth" or taking from those that have earned it and giving it to those that haven't. Remember me Senator, I will be the reason you lose.
The answer to terrorism IS war. Next Please!
"Hey putz, that a wrench
October 18, 2008 - 07:32 ET by Jack BauerBend over Joe
October 18, 2008 - 07:34 ET by GForce"Bend over Joe.
Cause once I'm elected,, I'm gunna do a little plumbing myself"
"It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it"-Aristotle
Joe the Slayer
October 18, 2008 - 07:56 ET by CobraManPresidential hopeful Barack Obama shakes hands with Joe "the plumber" Wurzelbacher, recently renamed "Joe the Slayer" by Mr. Obama's wife, Michelle.
Obama: My job is above my pay grade
So Joe is a traitor and Ayers is a hero.....and lunacy prevails!
October 18, 2008 - 08:33 ET by ACLUSUXLiberals view "Joe the Plumber" as a threat?
The liberals of this country are making an example out of this average Joe. If you disagree with Obama you will be crucified. What’s it called when a dissenting opinion ensures your demise? Isnt there are name for it?
Totalitarianism (or totalitarian rule) is a concept used to describe political systems where a state regulates nearly every aspect of public and private life. The term is applied to Nazi Germany, Fascist Italy, the Soviet Union, and some other communist countries. Totalitarian regimes or movements maintain themselves in political power by means of an official all-embracing ideology and propaganda disseminated through the state-controlled mass media, a single party that controls the state, personality cults, control over the economy, regulation and restriction of free discussion and criticism, the use of mass surveillance, and widespread use of terror tactics.
Citizens beware! This is just your freedom of speech. What’s next?
http://en.wikipedia....
A modern tragedy
October 18, 2008 - 08:37 ET by AmericanEnergist"e tu, Barack?"
www.ArmchairEnergist...
Say What?
October 18, 2008 - 09:59 ET by pbthinkerDavid Axelrod: Barack said what? Get the media wing on the phone for a conference call, right now! I want the NY and LA Times, the Washington Post, the Boston Globe, NBC,ABC, CBS, CNN, and MSNBC. By the way, with MSNBC, be sure we get Olbermann, Matthews, and Mika.
Later, during the conference call.
David Axelrod - Thank you ladies and gentlemen for agreeing to this conference call, on such short notice. Well, as you may have heard, Barack went off-script today and made a comment about our redistribution of wealth plan. This guy, we're calling him Joe the Plumber, asked this really sneaky question and Barack gave away our plan for the future. Here it is, 2 weeks before the election and we've been so successful in keeping this under wraps. Oh Well, needless to say we have to stop the bleeding before it begins in earnest. Any ideas?
NBC: Well, we've already edited out the worst part and we're ready to look into this guys personal life.
DA: Good, good. I'm sure he has something we can expose. Next?
ABC: Well, we had a call from the Mayor of Toledo and he informs us this guy isn't even a real plumber since he doesn't have a license. I'm sure the American people will recognize, once we report it, that he misrepresented himself, therefore the question is inappropriate and racist.
DA: Wow, I had thought of that angle and discarded it, but that is a new approach. I like it. Anyone else?
CBS: Well, our sources tell us that he owes back taxes, wow how can you comment on taxes if you don't pay them. Anyway, we'll report this and also, just as a sidelight, Katie is going to wear her hair like Sarah Palin. You know how people aren't liking Katie today, well she believes that dislike will transfer over to Sarah if she wears her hair like her. She thought about changing glasses too, but they made her look too old so she nixed that idea.
DA: Wow CBS, good job and I like the idea that you're thinking outside the box.
Mika: Should any of use be reporting on Barack's answer to this Joe the Plumber guy?
DA: ARGH!!!! Mika, Mika, Mika. How did she get included in the mainstream media?
NBC: Well, actually David, she's not, she works at our propaganda wing at MSNBC. We'll send her by Keith's house for a little indoctrination, she'll be fine by next week. Mika, call home and tell them you're going to be on assignment for a couple of days.
DA: Thank you for all your assistance. I'm sure you print guys have your editorials and little dig stories ready by now, so let's go get him, there's no time to waste. I hear McCain has already mentioned this so we have to make it look like he's a racist bigot for doing this to Barack. Everyone remember, the plumber is White so, if you can think of a good racist angle, such as I don't know any black plumbers making over $250,000 per year, that would be a plus. Biden says he doesn't know any plumbers making that money, period. I think Barack is going to use that tact also.
Democrats: Stuck on Stupid since 2000.
NBC: I think I can get
October 18, 2008 - 14:27 ET by winston smithNBC: Oh David, I think I can get Tina to agree to adding in a hit-piece on Joe The Plumber on tonight's SNL installment. And I'll talk to Jay about a Joe The Plumber smear-job gag in his opening monologue monday night.
CBS: Right, and I think Dave would be on board for something a little nastier on monday night's Top Ten List. I wouldn't even need to ask him.
Axelrod: Great, just great! I'll personally contact Al Jean and see if he could possibly have Joe The Plumber make a little bumbling, misadventurous appearance on The Simpsons this week, if you know what I mean -- heh heh!
Well it all sounds simply superb people! Barak and I are truly grateful. You've stuck by us right from the beginning and I want you all to know, we won't forget it. Barak told me that once he's in his first order of business in the new administration is to get the House and Senate on board for a fairness doctrine bill which should sail thrrough legislation with no bumbs since we'll essentially own all three branches. After the bill passes and becomes law you can kiss Limbauh, Hannity, Ingraham and company good-bye for ever. You'll very likely see an increase in your audience since hopefully the public will have fewer sources off alternative opinion to turn to. Once again, you'll be the final opinion on any issue; the ONLY opinoin -- just like back in the day! With the passage of a hate crimes/hate speech bill we can even look forward to ridding cyberspace of the many conservative wackos and patriotic wing-nuts that are having such a profound effect on taxpayers and working people.
Thank you ever so much. Together, along with the IRS we can completely discredit and demolish this averge-joe-plumber punk and his small town, fly-over-country concerns like starting up a for-profit small plumbing business and hopefully send him to rot in the poor house for good. Challenge Obama, will he? Oh and while I have you all here, I want to remind you all of your committment to our campaign and the vital importance of never casting Barak in a bad light and never engaging in any kind of substantive analysis of our proposed tax increases, economic platform, or global warming initiatives. Capiche? Okay, well you all know what to do next --- let's roll!!
Cracker
October 18, 2008 - 10:14 ET by Shooter1002Joe or whatever your name is, you f'n redneck cracker, I'm gonna f--k you and all you other honky sumbitches around here so long and so hard that K-Y stock will become the new Microsoft! Now get out of my sight!
Shooter1002, Straight
October 18, 2008 - 12:23 ET byShooter1002,
Straight shooter, nice aim!
Awesome comment...it's what to be expected.
Ubercon
A Threat
October 18, 2008 - 12:08 ET by LedeAgendaDont worry Joe, Im gonna screw you royally when I get in, you white-christian-greedy-male-rich-conservative.
LedeAgenda, ROFLMAO!!! G
October 18, 2008 - 12:25 ET byLedeAgenda,
ROFLMAO!!!
Great comments today!
Ubercon
Prototype plumber- oops!
October 18, 2008 - 12:27 ET by Mica the MagnificentObama accidentally walks up to the hairless 'prototype' Joe the Plumber.
The finished unit, the one programmed to listen to Oby and smile in approval, is pictured standing between them.
Obama -- "So your small
October 18, 2008 - 12:45 ET by sokleshObama -- "So your small business makes over $250,000 a year? I'm going to need this arm. The IRS will come for a leg after I'm elected."
Hey Joe......
October 18, 2008 - 12:56 ET by badcleatsO: Hey Joe....
Joe: Yes sir.
O: I see that NBC van parked in front of your house, I guess that's your house. Have you seen Mathews?
Joe: Who's Mathews?
O: It's Chris. I been lookin for him, and he better start doin a better job of shinnin my shoes. He's been doin it for quite awhile now, and the work is gettin sloppier all the time. I'm probably gonna start havin his sidekick Keith start doin it. He's already doin my plumbin for me anyway.
Obama speaking to Joe
October 18, 2008 - 12:58 ET by allamericangirlYes you can Hope Hope Change Change Yes you can Hope Hope Change Change Yes you can Hope Hope Change Change Yes you can Hope Hope Change
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I don't understand, It's not working, this always works. He must be one of those bitter clinging religious gun toting small town racist. Get me out of here.
weekend captionfest
October 18, 2008 - 13:39 ET by charlietexasObama to Joe: "'Congratulations Joe, you have now reached the level of success I, the Messiah, says is the highest anyone can reach in America....250k per year. so Joe, I taketh away......"
PWNED
October 18, 2008 - 13:41 ET by 10ksnookerHey Joe, I didn't say you could ask a real question.
I mean, where would I be if the media actually asked me real questions.
10
October 18, 2008 - 13:51 ET by cocodrieBULLSEYE
Since I'm been called a Racists . . I'll go with this one.
October 18, 2008 - 13:52 ET by JayTeejoe says
"I've shaken hands with Sarah Palin, and she has a better Grip, Buckwheat"
work harder joe there are
October 18, 2008 - 14:49 ET by smoto66work harder joe there are million on wellfair that need your help
"And that's a promise!"
October 18, 2008 - 14:54 ET by CrashJudging by Obama's campaign we already know he can spend like a shit faced plumber.
Caption
October 18, 2008 - 19:20 ET by Bob Mc"You're not going to be making $280K stupid, you're going to be grateful to my administration for food stamps and extended unemployment benefits while some undocumented guy from Guatemala does your job for $35K"!
Welcome to the third world, suckers!
Correction
October 18, 2008 - 19:23 ET by Bob McDid I write "third world"? I meant to write "turd world" as in "Obama will make America a turd world country".
Should 5% appear too small
October 18, 2008 - 21:36 ET by third eyeBe thankful I don't take it all
Share the Wealth
October 18, 2008 - 21:39 ET by clarkkent837The 1st time I saw the Obama-Joe the plumber video for whatever the reason this is what came to me...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EwYb5XA6O4c&feature=related
Now everytime I see Obama I think of the Nestle Quik bunny
Obama: "Hello
October 18, 2008 - 23:41 ET by 4ThePeeps13Obama: "Hello 'plumber'"
Joe: "Hello 'messiah'"
First post on my new favorite site!
"Joe, in my administration,
October 19, 2008 - 15:22 ET by"Joe, in my administration, this is the arm you're going to lose first...then I'm going to take your leg. At the very least, I'll let you decide which leg."
Ubercon
Obama: "Who is this Mongo,
October 19, 2008 - 15:35 ET byObama: "Who is this Mongo, anyway?"
Biden: "Well, Mongo ain't exactly a "who," he's more
of a "what."
Mongo Joe: "Mongo like candy."
Obama: "What's a dazzling urbanite like you, Mongo, doing in
a rustic setting like this?"
Mongo Joe: "Mongo like candy."
Obama: "SECURITY!"