Topics in today's show: John McCain picks Sarah Palin, Hallmark sells gay wedding cards, McCain hopes to match Obama's speech ratings at the Republican convention, and incense causes cancer?

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Starring: Jodi Miller
Director: Bruce Roundtower
Executive Producer: Matthew Sheffield