Biden: You're right! Now that I'm on the team, I've got a halo too!

Obama: Well, it's not qute all there yet, but give it time!!

Joe Biden and Barack Obama share a laugh at the Sisters on Target banquet in Des Moines, Iowa when Mr. Biden asks "Why are we campaigning here when we should be campaigning for the Brother's at Wal-Mart?"

Obama: My job is above my pay grade

Button up your overcoat, when the wind is free.

Take good care of yourself, you belong to me. 

Joe Biden has a new sock puppet.

Houston? This is Tranquility Base. The egos have landed.

OBAMA bin BIDEN '08

"It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it"-Aristotle

'plugs biden' looks much better now that his plants are stating to bloom!

Barack, you're a good, clean,  articulate  negro....uh...er.....black man......uhhhh I mean......man! How's Michelle?

Biden: ''I think I have a much higher I.Q. than you do"

Least shocking news of the century: Uber fringe leftist freak and Democrat party press release writer Massimo Calabresi of Time magazine alleged in his August 23, 2008 time.com article (i.e., editorial/Obama campaign ad) that Biden's extremist voting record is instead a "moderate-to-liberal voting record".  "Moderate-to-liberal"?  Hahahahahahahaha.

Biden: "If you win the nomination and pick me as your running mate, THEN I will say you are ready to be president."

How do you like your wooden teeth???

Democrat VP Selection Committee Vote

Name                                       Selection

Jeff Imelt                                  Pam Anderson

Barak Obama                           Present

Michelle Obama                       Rev Wright

Brian Williams                          Brian Williams

Chris Matthews                        Ted Kennedy

David Gregory                         Jimmah Carter

Keith Olberman                        Joe Stalin

Joe Scarborough                      Joe Biden

Mika Brezinski                         Dennis Kucinich

Lester Holt                               Joe Biden

Rachael Maddow                     Ru Paul

Caroline Kennedy                     Ralph Lauren

\Difference of Opinion is what makes a Horse Race

Osama-Laden08!

Joe Biden speaks to Barack Obama Oct 13- 16, 2007.

Biden:

" Barack baby you'll excuse me if I dont' stand too close to you for the next few weeks, Hillary hasn't been this P.O. ed since Vince forgot to pick up her dry cleaning. Ha Ha Ha Ha !!"

"You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious. "

- Ben Kenobi on  Liberals, and the MSM.

" The Cake is a lie."   

Obama has a halo, but, Biden can only work up an ASSymetrical blob.

Biden: "My new aura should give TweetyBird Matthews a tingle up his leg." Obama: "You've plagiarized my glow."

Want to hear a good joke?

Move on says check out Joe;s Wikipedia page. ROFLMAO. 

Oh the good old days when Joe Biden used to come on Imus in the Morning all the time when he wanted something.....Sometimes there is a price for Integrity Joe.

http://imustimes.wor...

Obama = my pay grade is above my ability!!

Two pension GUARANTEED players talking about poor people? 

Biden and Obbie think I should be taxed to feed the poor. Like Reagan said, "If it moves tax it. If it keeps moving regulate it. If it stops moving subsidize it." 

..the sleaziest used car salesman closing a deal to a really naive man for a car that's going to blow up 10 miles down the road. Metaphors, anyone?

"You know, Barry, I have to get filthy drunk just to sleep in the same bed as myself."

If there was ever an argument FOR a missle defense system, it is these two crypto-fascist plutocrats. They will in charge of protecting us.

I wouldn't trust these two to guard my deodorant, much less the country.

Liberal: a power worshipper without power. George Orwell

Biden: "Do I have anything in my teeth."

Let me just say a few things here...

The Obama campaign has said what they want to say knowing that they can say it no more.  The Obama camp can no longer use the race card pre-emptively because of Joe Biden's remarks pertaining to 7-11 stores and Obama himself.   Obama supporters can no longer talk about the "stolen" 2000 election because Obama did not win the popular vote.  Obama can no longer talk about McCain being a "Washington Insider".  Obama can no longer talk about McCain's 7 homes (although it was said in Biden's speech today. Biden said "Ladies and gentlemen, your kitchen table is like mine. You sit there at
night before you put the kids, after you put the kids to bed and you
talk, you talk about what you need. You talk about how much you're
worried about being able to pay the bills. Well, ladies and gentlemen,
that's not a worry John McCain has to worry about. It's a pretty hard
experience. He'll have to figure out which of the seven kitchen tables
to sit at."  "Your kitchen table is like mine"????????????  How large was the home that poor Joey Biden left today to accept his invitation?  I only wish that people supporting this choad would see that he has nothing to worry about financially just as McCain or any other senator does.  This is purely politics, although, the statement was met with cheers as if Biden had walked on stage wearing a burlap sack, cutoff gloves and a half-eaten can of generic baked beans.  If only the weak-minded would open their eyes (and minds) and recognize that these are politicians who are pretending that they are also upper-lower-middle-classers.  

Let me add a bottom line here: Dick Morris has been quite an asset for those of us who have been looking for an insider's view on the way things have been.  It's been a fear of mine, however, that Mr. Morris will (and may have) provided a standing for which the democrats have picked up and run with.  Dick Morris has been instrumental in providing details that, until he opened his mouth, were unknown to the likes of the layperson.  Mr. Morris has pointed out that in the 1992 election Hillary was intentionally made the focal point.  Even at the Republican Convention Hillary was the focal point.  Mr. Morris successfully detracted from Bill Clinton by making someone else the focus of the media and those involved. Does anyone else find it odd that before Biden spoke the McCain campaign had an ad out dealing with the subject?  Obama is looking for a way to detract attention from himself and he has most certainly found it.  He chose a man who, not only made racist comments about Indians and Obama himself, but has such a tremendous bout of diarrhea of the mouth that the media and attention will magnetize to him.  While everyone is focusing on Biden, Obama will slip into the shadows and receive nothing as far as critical attention is concerned.  It worked for Bill Clinton and it will work for Obama if we're not careful.  Obama named a man who is the antithesis of who Obama claims to be.  Again, he cannot attack McCain for being an insider anymore.  After all, McCain is not much older and Biden has been in Washington longer.  Obama seeks to be out of the spotlight now that he has baked in it.  Granted, Joe Biden is a loud-mouthed NoBama, but if we all focus on that like Obama wants us to, we will have lost focus on what's important.  Anyone will tell you that the VP pick is trivial in the grand scheme of things, let's not make it more than it is.  Keep the focus on Obama.  Keep the focus where Obama doesn't want it which is on him.  I can promise that Biden will make remarks that are intentionally crude, rude, outlandish and noteworthy, but listen people, that is called strategy.  The less focus on Biden and the more focus on Obama is best.  

Rub your eyes, clear your lungs of the smoke screen and let's get on with what really matters - Obama is clueless and smoke and mirrors cannot detract from the fact that our country deserves better.

Thanks for reading-

Adam

Obama: "You're the best!"

Biden: "No, You're the best!"

Obama: "This I know.  I just wanted to plagiari... umm uhhh, I mean, patronize you."

-Only one person is allowed to plagiarize around these parts.

Is there any spinach in my teeth?

The best part of being VP is that it comes with a house in Washington! 

Now I've got a 160 miles round trip commute every day -- and when I get home...I'm in Delaware fer crissakes.

You know, with my senatorial experience - paired with your skin color and white guilt - there will be no stopping us!

"Do that thing where you turn water into wine."

Biden:

" Messiah, this calls for a celebration ! Do that trick where you turn water into a whine."

You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious. "

- Ben Kenobi on  Liberals, and the MSM.

" The Cake is a lie."   

"Me, the devil, and you, the anti-Christ - who'd have thunk it!  Remember the good ol' days when I gave your mother such a scare with that Rosemary's Baby routine?  What a laugh riot, huh?  By the way, that halo stunt - priceless, just priceless.  The big man is so PO'ed, he's thinking about sending out another great flood!" 

after their gaffes at the announcement, Biden should be known as Mr. President and Obama should be known as Barack America.

Jeff Lebowski

www.angrywhitedude.c...

Senator Joe Biden, a one time entry for the role of Joker in the Batman series, interacts with who he hopes becomes his boss, Barack "the Messiah" Obama.

I have such a high IQ I'm too short to hold it in.