Weekend Captionfest II


Joe Biden Barack Obama

Original caption:  Joe Biden speaks with Barack Obama at the Sisters on Target banquet in Des Moines, Iowa. Oct. 13, 2007 file photo.


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Biden: You're right! Now

Biden: You're right! Now that I'm on the team, I've got a halo too!

Obama: Well, it's not qute all there yet, but give it time!!

Wow! You're even more

Wow! You're even more cleaner and articulate up close, Barack. 

“There are no easy answers' but there are simple answers. We must have the courage to do what we know is morally right.” - Ronald Reagan (1964 Republican Convention)

Or...

...Up close, you're even cleaner and more arr-tik-yew-lat than I first thought. Now I see why you make guilty whites feel good.

"He's even cleaner in person!"

"The presidency is not something that lends itself to on-the-job training." Quote the Biden

Quoth...

Quoth the Biden:

The presidency is not something that lends itself to on-the-job training.

Methinks you

Methinks you are plagiarizing. You need a citation.

The Newsbusters Comments Crew: Saving the Environment - One Ribeye at a Time! h/t Dr_Liberty

Shared laugh

Joe Biden and Barack Obama share a laugh at the Sisters on Target banquet in Des Moines, Iowa when Mr. Biden asks "Why are we campaigning here when we should be campaigning for the Brother's at Wal-Mart?"

Obama: My job is above my pay grade

Caption II

When asked about the fire burning around his head, Mr. Biden responds "Well, Barack, I AM a Flaming Liberal."

Obama: My job is above my pay grade

Curtain's Up

Button up your overcoat, when the wind is free.

Take good care of yourself, you belong to me. 

Have you ever danced with

Have you ever danced with the Devil in the pale moonlight... I ask that of all my prey. He looks like Nicholsons flesh painted Joker in this pic.

Otay

Joe Biden has a new sock puppet.

How long will it take for

How long will it take for the entire Washington press corps to decribe Obama and Biden as the perfect pair of "moderates"?

Biden Time

Houston? This is Tranquility Base. The egos have landed.

thats a winner!

I want that on a bumper sticker!

---

Ask yourself: Do I want a good paying job, or do I want a government hand out. Its that simple!

OBAMA bin BIDEN

OBAMA bin BIDEN '08

 

 

 

"It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it"-Aristotle

Good one Gforce

It's wild how it fits.

You win G-Force!!

You win G-Force!! Hilarious.

YOU ARE THE ONE 2.

Vote 4 change. Vote 4 anything. See Jack & Mr Shy's first campaign ad for the ONLY viable 3rd party candidate.

OBAMA  bin  BIDEN "You can

OBAMA  bin  BIDEN

"You can not support the Troops if you do not support their Mission" 

ROFLMAO

Touche'

Strange how similar the

Strange how similar the names are... just add an NLA.

Obama / Bin laden

When asked if he went to war with Iraq to derail the impeachment vote: “I don’t think any serious person would believe that any President would do such a thing." - President Clinton (Dec 1998).

my my

'plugs biden' looks much better now that his plants are stating to bloom!

Drugs 'n Plugs

Drugs 'n Plugs '08

Whaddya think?!

Plugs and Jugs '08!

Plugs and Jugs '08!

Biden his time

Barack, you're a good,

Barack, you're a good, clean,  articulate  negro....uh...er.....black man......uhhhh I mean......man! How's Michelle?

Do I have something in my

"Do I have something in my teeth?"

Biden: ''I think I have a

Biden: ''I think I have a much higher I.Q. than you do"

Sensing his campaign needs

Sensing his campaign needs to be electrified, Obama picks up "Plugs".

"Government's view of the economy could be summed up in a few short phrases: If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving, subsidize it." -Ronald Reagan

fitzfong.blogspot.com

Least shocking news of the

Least shocking news of the century: Uber fringe leftist freak and Democrat party press release writer Massimo Calabresi of Time magazine alleged in his August 23, 2008 time.com article (i.e., editorial/Obama campaign ad) that Biden's extremist voting record is instead a "moderate-to-liberal voting record".  "Moderate-to-liberal"?  Hahahahahahahaha.

Well, Barry, I like to squint...

so folks don't see the light shining in through my ears.

Biden: "If you win the

Biden: "If you win the nomination and pick me as your running mate, THEN I will say you are ready to be president."

So Joe..

How do you like your wooden teeth???

And that's how you eat a watermelon with seeds!

Which one can fake sincerity the longest?

Yah, I just got a copy of the Vote!

Democrat VP Selection Committee Vote

Name                                       Selection

Jeff Imelt                                  Pam Anderson

Barak Obama                           Present

Michelle Obama                       Rev Wright

Brian Williams                          Brian Williams

Chris Matthews                        Ted Kennedy

David Gregory                         Jimmah Carter

Keith Olberman                        Joe Stalin

Joe Scarborough                      Joe Biden

Mika Brezinski                         Dennis Kucinich

Lester Holt                               Joe Biden

Rachael Maddow                     Ru Paul

Caroline Kennedy                     Ralph Lauren

\Difference of Opinion is what makes a Horse Race

BB guns

Biden & Barack, pictured here, shooting off at the mouth.

Latest news ticker typo...

 

 

Osama-Laden08!

Barrack preparing to

Barrack preparing to introduce the NEXT PRESIDENT of the UNITED STATES of AMERICA!

"America isn't the problem...America is the solution." ~ Rush Limbaugh

Joe Biden Speaks

Joe Biden speaks to Barack Obama Oct 13- 16, 2007.

Biden to Obama

"Now that your old white grandma is dead, you can throw my old white momma under your racist bus anytime you want"

Biden: " Barack baby

Biden:

" Barack baby you'll excuse me if I dont' stand too close to you for the next few weeks, Hillary hasn't been this P.O. ed since Vince forgot to pick up her dry cleaning. Ha Ha Ha Ha !!"

"You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious. "

- Ben Kenobi on  Liberals, and the MSM.

" The Cake is a lie."   

Senator Palpatine Meets Jar Jar Binks

"So nice to meet you Jar Jar"

"Bloopitybloopa me hopeandchange with audacityboop!" 

Exchanging sh!t eatin' grins.

Obama has a halo, but, Biden can only work up an ASSymetrical blob.

Biden: Just when I thought

Biden: Just when I thought you couldn't get any dumber, you go and do something like this... and totally redeem yourself!

Biden plagiarizing Harry (Dumb and Dumber).

Captioning

Biden: "My new aura should give TweetyBird Matthews a tingle up his leg." Obama: "You've plagiarized my glow."

Biden: "Ya, see I knew

Biden:

"Ya, see I knew that darn halo was just C.G.I., now that I'm your Veep maybe the media will do a special effect for this terrible comb over of mine."

"You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious. "

- Ben Kenobi on  Liberals, and the MSM.

" The Cake is a lie."   

Joe Biden

 

Want to hear a good joke?

Move on says check out Joe;s Wikipedia page. ROFLMAO. 

The media has them playing

The media has them playing right into our hand! Thank you Master!

Joe Biden used to I Heart Imus

Oh the good old days when Joe Biden used to come on Imus in the Morning all the time when he wanted something.....Sometimes there is a price for Integrity Joe.

 

http://imustimes.wor...

Howdy, welcome to Joe

Howdy, welcome to Joe Biden’s used car extravaganza!

 

 

Ronald Reagan, 1962: I did not leave the Democratic party, the party left me.

Insert: your name, 2008, and the Republican party.

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Obama = my pay grade is

Obama = my pay grade is above my ability!!

So Barrack, how did you get

So Barrack, how did you get the MSM to fawn over you?

 

 

"They're both doofuses!" --Mark Levin (speaking of Obama and McCain)

Ironic Morons

Two pension GUARANTEED players talking about poor people? 

Biden and Obbie think I should be taxed to feed the poor. Like Reagan said, "If it moves tax it. If it keeps moving regulate it. If it stops moving subsidize it." 

Gulp!

The good news: If they get elected they'll be out of the senate.

The bad news: Two senators will be dictating policy.

This pic looks like

..the sleaziest used car salesman closing a deal to a really naive man for a car that's going to blow up 10 miles down the road. Metaphors, anyone?

caption

Let's hurry to California before they change the laws again.

"You know, Barry, I have to

"You know, Barry, I have to get filthy drunk just to sleep in the same bed as myself."

If there was ever an argument FOR a missle defense system, it is these two crypto-fascist plutocrats. They will in charge of protecting us.

I wouldn't trust these two to guard my deodorant, much less the country.

Liberal: a power worshipper without power. George Orwell

TrixR

"I wouldn't trust these two to guard my deodorant, much less the country."

HAHA! Great one, Trix :) 

 

* * * SOCKS THE CAT '08 * * *
For REAL Change

Spinach

Biden: "Do I have anything in my teeth."

Slap my hand, black soul man

I am down with the g-thang brotha!

Jeff Lebowski

www.angrywhitedude.c...

Biden

Let me just say a few things here...

The Obama campaign has said what they want to say knowing that they can say it no more.  The Obama camp can no longer use the race card pre-emptively because of Joe Biden's remarks pertaining to 7-11 stores and Obama himself.   Obama supporters can no longer talk about the "stolen" 2000 election because Obama did not win the popular vote.  Obama can no longer talk about McCain being a "Washington Insider".  Obama can no longer talk about McCain's 7 homes (although it was said in Biden's speech today. Biden said "Ladies and gentlemen, your kitchen table is like mine. You sit there at
night before you put the kids, after you put the kids to bed and you
talk, you talk about what you need. You talk about how much you're
worried about being able to pay the bills. Well, ladies and gentlemen,
that's not a worry John McCain has to worry about. It's a pretty hard
experience. He'll have to figure out which of the seven kitchen tables
to sit at
."  "Your kitchen table is like mine"????????????  How large was the home that poor Joey Biden left today to accept his invitation?  I only wish that people supporting this choad would see that he has nothing to worry about financially just as McCain or any other senator does.  This is purely politics, although, the statement was met with cheers as if Biden had walked on stage wearing a burlap sack, cutoff gloves and a half-eaten can of generic baked beans.  If only the weak-minded would open their eyes (and minds) and recognize that these are politicians who are pretending that they are also upper-lower-middle-classers.  

 

Let me add a bottom line here: Dick Morris has been quite an asset for those of us who have been looking for an insider's view on the way things have been.  It's been a fear of mine, however, that Mr. Morris will (and may have) provided a standing for which the democrats have picked up and run with.  Dick Morris has been instrumental in providing details that, until he opened his mouth, were unknown to the likes of the layperson.  Mr. Morris has pointed out that in the 1992 election Hillary was intentionally made the focal point.  Even at the Republican Convention Hillary was the focal point.  Mr. Morris successfully detracted from Bill Clinton by making someone else the focus of the media and those involved. Does anyone else find it odd that before Biden spoke the McCain campaign had an ad out dealing with the subject?  Obama is looking for a way to detract attention from himself and he has most certainly found it.  He chose a man who, not only made racist comments about Indians and Obama himself, but has such a tremendous bout of diarrhea of the mouth that the media and attention will magnetize to him.  While everyone is focusing on Biden, Obama will slip into the shadows and receive nothing as far as critical attention is concerned.  It worked for Bill Clinton and it will work for Obama if we're not careful.  Obama named a man who is the antithesis of who Obama claims to be.  Again, he cannot attack McCain for being an insider anymore.  After all, McCain is not much older and Biden has been in Washington longer.  Obama seeks to be out of the spotlight now that he has baked in it.  Granted, Joe Biden is a loud-mouthed NoBama, but if we all focus on that like Obama wants us to, we will have lost focus on what's important.  Anyone will tell you that the VP pick is trivial in the grand scheme of things, let's not make it more than it is.  Keep the focus on Obama.  Keep the focus where Obama doesn't want it which is on him.  I can promise that Biden will make remarks that are intentionally crude, rude, outlandish and noteworthy, but listen people, that is called strategy.  The less focus on Biden and the more focus on Obama is best.  

 

Rub your eyes, clear your lungs of the smoke screen and let's get on with what really matters - Obama is clueless and smoke and mirrors cannot detract from the fact that our country deserves better.

 

Thanks for reading-

Adam

Adam

Great post...and a very interesting analysis.

It would make a great forum topic here.

Thanks. 

David Gregory, do you know which damn network you lie for? ~ Uncle Jimbo, @Blackfive

 

Great analysis, very astute.

Great analysis, very astute. What about he Hillary factor, do you think she'll let "Obama will slip into the shadows"?

Hillary

I don't think that Hillary will do anything other than applaud Obama.  She may have a facetious tone in her speech as will her "husband".  She is very calculating and I think that her focus is really on 2012.  She will laud Obama in her speech.  If (which I don't see happening though I would like to based on the fact that I would love to see upheaval in the party) delegates give her more votes at the convention Obama will still take the nomination.  I know...I KNOW, that tradition and the constitution say that delegates are the deciding entity...I KNOW (just in case people are wondering) but if Obama is declined as the nominee even based on the rules that we know and love there will be a huge problem.  We must remember that Condi, Gen. Powell and Michael Steele are nothing more than Oreos(r) and house slaves.  (Side note: Does anyone remember when Michael Steele was pelted with Oreos(r) before giving a speech?) Obama matters more than any other african-american has ever before him.  All others of his race have held the the right office for the wrong party (please know that it's impossible for you to pick up on my sarcasim through reading my text)

I may have started ranting there...

Hillary and the "the Clinton Machine" will not be outdone.  Even if it takes four and a half more years, they'll again strive for what they believe they deserve.  Bill Clinton very well may get the first third-term since FDR via his man-wife.  

 

I would also like to note that on a few occasions today during the VP (Vaginal Pimple) speeches they made note of the fact that they were in the "Land of Lincoln".  On top of that, Biden quoted Lincoln twice.  Too bad they didn't mention his party affiliation...

Adam

Again, I applaud your astute analysis.

Remember, the democrat system was "rigged" so that the party elite could overrule the masses, if the popular vote was stupid (d'oh!).  And it is, and was stupid.

However, the dems have been OBE (one of my favorite terms...overcome by events), and their rigged system is still viable, if the have the cajones to use it.  Not that they will, of course.

I believe Barry is unelectable.  Every time he opens his mouth it's apparent that he isn't up to the job of being a U.S. Senator, much less POTUS.

Coupled with (sheesh...sorry, talk about wandering minds) Joe Biden...or as I had started to say, the fact that he and his running mate are the TWO MOST LIBERAL members of the Senate.  Well.  Oh ho.  Sooner or later Mr. & Mrs. America will get it....I mean, seriously, I am just DYING to pay 50% in federal income taxes, isn't everyone?  You know, I love "investing".  Like that.

But I digress.

Hillary deserves exactly what she got.  She and Bill thought they had the whole thing rigged, but never figured on a Messiah-like wet dream of a primary opponent.  Who was much more tech-savvy (he won this thing on a precinct by precinct basis....micro electioneering, if you will).

But Billary won't go away.  She'll give him tepid support, and unless Barry pays her ENTIRE campaign debt (including the $11 mil she owes herself), I'd bet she actively undermines him, with a smile on her face and a cackle in her heart.  Her only hope of attaining her life's ambition is for John McCain to win.

So it will all be interesting, for us political junkies.   Uncomfortable, and without a doubt, scary.  But we survived eight years of Bubba, if worse comes to worse, we can survive four of B. Hussein.  I hope not, naturally.

As for your Land of Lincoln reference...interesting.  I have had the tube turned off today...I couldn't stand another minute.

David Gregory, do you know which damn network you lie for? ~ Uncle Jimbo, @Blackfive

 

Equally well-said

I must say that, in noticing that you noted "I have had the tube turned off today...I couldn't stand another minute", I have to watch.  It gives me fodder and support for my opinion(s,s,s,s,s,).  When people can't tell me a single accomplishment of Obama, or a single country that we've "marred ties with" I must assume that they're basing their opions on bumper stickers or something their "friends" relayed to them.  Trust me, I'm not being degrading to you here, I wanted to kick my TV and/or break something within my reach but I had to watch.  If I didn't watch I would have no way to back myself up.  I live Charleston SC and I'm 28.  Nine times out of ten I'm ganged up on by know-nothing low-brow trustafarians (rich college kids with dreadlocks) that cannot back up their unfounded opinions with any sort of fact(s). 

 

Dems say no to "four more years of Bush" I say no to "four more years of Carter".  Speaking of which, why hasn't the MSM touched on BHO's younger brother in Africa?  Off topic I know but I just thought of it.

Good for you, Adam!

We need bright young guys to refute the talking point KosKids....and that's what your trustafarians (hadn't heard that one before, it's good!) are.

I couldn't watch...but I've seen it all so many times before that I didn't need to...maybe it's new to you.  And kind of like a bad wreck...you don't want to really knooooowww...but you just have to see it for yourself.  No worries.

Nice chatting with you.  I'm out.

Stay tuned here.  Hopefully we'll have a live chat for the debates...that's always alot of fun.  

Catch you around.

Nite. 

David Gregory, do you know which damn network you lie for? ~ Uncle Jimbo, @Blackfive

 

"trustafarians" ROFL ! I

"trustafarians"

ROFL ! I cant' wait to use that one, thanks.

"You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious. "

- Ben Kenobi on  Liberals, and the MSM.

" The Cake is a lie."   

Sweet!

Glad to throw something into the vernacular! Use it, and use it liberally!

adam, I actually saw a

adam, I actually saw a white kid today in our local mall parking lot get out of a Beamer with a McCain sticker on the bumper. He had dreadlocks, Birkenstock sandals, cargo shorts and an Obama T-shirt on. Thank God I didn't know about"trustafarian" then, I would have been rolling around on the asphalt laughing.

 

 

"You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious. "

- Ben Kenobi on  Liberals, and the MSM.

" The Cake is a lie."   

Blazer

I think that you can rest assured of two things ( at least one).  It was his parents' car and if he was old enough to vote he wouldn't vote McCain.  I saw a great bumper sticker recently (Vote McCain, because it's too important for 18 yr olds to decide)

Sweet!

Oh yea adam, no doubt it

Oh yea adam, no doubt it was dads car and I'll bet Biff Marley was going to rack up some debt on dads credit cards while at the mall too.

"You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious. "

- Ben Kenobi on  Liberals, and the MSM.

" The Cake is a lie."   

No doubt...

...to buy some more Che' t-shirts.

Caption: "Gee, you looked

Caption:

"Gee, you looked so much cleaner on tv."

sean robins
blog.seanrobins.com

Back Room Chat

Obama: "You're the best!"

Biden: "No, You're the best!"

Obama: "This I know.  I just wanted to plagiari... umm uhhh, I mean, patronize you."

-Only one person is allowed to plagiarize around these parts.

thecrock obama and joe biden

thecrock obama and joe biden enjoy some light hearted laughter at how easy it is to dupe so many otherwise clean and intelligent people...

Is there any spinach in my

Is there any spinach in my teeth?

DELAWARE

Just tell everybody I'm from Scranton. There's a lot more votes in Pennsylvania. The voters in Delaware won't care.

Hell yeah, I'll Take The Job...

The best part of being VP is that it comes with a house in Washington! 

Now I've got a 160 miles round trip commute every day -- and when I get home...I'm in Delaware fer crissakes.

Democrat pair make history...

In an effort to establish diversity as a campaign theme, Biden and Barry smile after agreeing to wife-swap for the remainder of the election season...

Thank you, Mr. Barack! Thank you!!!!

You know, with my senatorial experience - paired with your skin color and white guilt - there will be no stopping us!

Happy equals running for White House...

After a penile length inspection from a United Nations male clinic, Joe Biden and Barack Obama celebrate what was called 'a virtual tie'  - putting to rest all penis envy rumors circulating this mixed raced ticket.

when you do that voodoo...

"Do that thing where you turn water into wine."

now that we're together we

now that we're together we can go after all those evil corporations that are all headquartered in wilmington.

Biden: " Messiah, this

Biden:

" Messiah, this calls for a celebration ! Do that trick where you turn water into a whine."

You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious. "

- Ben Kenobi on  Liberals, and the MSM.

" The Cake is a lie."   

Their "pissing in the wind" foreign policy

"Let them eat yellow cake."

What's the square root of smug?

The answer my friend is pissing in the wind. The answer is pissing in the wind.

Osama bin Biden

Osama bin Biden

Biden talking:

"Me, the devil, and you, the anti-Christ - who'd have thunk it!  Remember the good ol' days when I gave your mother such a scare with that Rosemary's Baby routine?  What a laugh riot, huh?  By the way, that halo stunt - priceless, just priceless.  The big man is so PO'ed, he's thinking about sending out another great flood!" 

 

Barack ol' buddy...

...you're not going to get a word in edgewise.

Hello Mr. President, Hello Mr. Barack America

after their gaffes at the announcement, Biden should be known as Mr. President and Obama should be known as Barack America.

Jeff Lebowski

www.angrywhitedude.c...

Hair Club of America

This just in, from Rugs n Plugs;

Not only am I a customer of rugs n plugs,

I Joe Biden am a vice president!

Senator Joe Biden, a one

Senator Joe Biden, a one time entry for the role of Joker in the Batman series, interacts with who he hopes becomes his boss, Barack "the Messiah" Obama.

You're so Clean!

"Barack, my teeth are about as clean as you are.  I bet you can even see your reflection in them.  Take a look."

www.benbarrack.com  

High IQ

I have such a high IQ I'm too short to hold it in.

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