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A supporter of Democratic presidential hopeful Illinois Senator Barack Obama campaigning for him in San Juan, Puerto Rico.

(AFP/File/Robyn Beck)

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Are they dissing our guy?

Are they dissing our guy?

Ha ha ha ha!

That is SO going to be my new desktop background. LOL!
"Nuke 'em 'til they... oh hell, just shoot 'em!"

"Con"

"Con"

"Con" Rarely does a

"Con"

Rarely does a presidential candidate reveal his campaign strategy so openly - on his own poster, no less!

Says it all, dunnit.  

Says it all, dunnit.

  MSM - shaping all the perceptions you need to believe.

Uh-Oh...they have his ears

Uh-Oh...they have his ears at the wrong angle...

"Never murder your opponent when he is committing suicide." ~ W. Wilson

I didn't realize

that his ears were really as big as Dumbo's.

 

folks we are in trouble "Mark Levin"!

SHHH...

He can hear you no matter where he is. 

I think he picks up some DirectTV programming and volunteers some of his time to SETI.

OK, everyone, line up over

OK, everyone, line up over here! We're ready to play the "Pin the earring on the ear" game!!

And in this contest,

And in this contest, everyone's a winner -- because they're hard to miss!

  He MUST be king.

  How do you know?

  He hasn't got sh!t all over him.  -- Monty Python

pb...good one!!! LOL

"If a man does his best, what else is there"?

General George S. Patton Jr.

Obama's ears or McCain's

Obama's ears or McCain's cheeks, which stick out further?

(I assume this is all fair game.)

"The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it." - George Bernard Shaw

 

WhichWing

McCain's cheeks, and it is only the left cheek, is do to his surgery for a melanoma.

SOB-ama hasn't had his sergery yet.

Which should be totally obvious to somone with your observational skills.

How did you miss it???

I am aware of this, Delsa.

I am aware of this, Delsa. I am also aware that these are both physical characteristics that neither man has control over, and I don't see how one is more appropriate than the other.  (Which was the point I was making.)

"The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it." - George Bernard Shaw

 

A toaster, too?

A Puerto Rican citizen displays the free gift she received for signing up for a subscription to the Chicago Tribune.  When asked what she will do with the poster, she replied, "I'm going to cut out Obama's head and go fly a kite.  Those ears are better than Dumbo's!"

"Vote for me Puerto Rico,

"Vote for me Puerto Rico, and I shall look down my nose at you often!" 

Postatem obscuri lateris nescitis

Good thing we're in Puerto

Good thing we're in Puerto Rico -- God only damns America! 

 I'm averting my eyes. -- Holy Grail

Obamunism -- The Hopiate of

Obamunism -- The Hopiate of the masses. 

<h/t thepeoplescube.com>

  Someone go back and git us a sh!tload o' dimes. -- Blazing Saddles 

"The Hopiate of the

"The Hopiate of the masses"

I think you may have typoed an "m" in there... :)

I ran it through spell check

I ran it through spell check and evrything! =0B

  "The dumb masses" -- Neal Boortz.

 The woman said, "I know

 The woman said, "I know that Obamassiah is coming. When he comes, he will explain everything to us." -- Almost John 6:25

  I hope I'm not going to hell for that.  -- Me 

TWO INCREDIBLE IRRITANTS

TWO INCREDIBLE IRRITANTS

Let’s vent.
One tumor on national politics is the practice of bills covering many
topics. Many issues. The royal congress adds this and that until you
have 2-5 or more potatoes in the soup. If they had to vote on the Ten
Commandments none would take them one by one. Then the voters would
never be certain of their position on each. This promotes the “scratch
my back and I will scratch yours” approach. It also allows weasel words
and the hiding of votes that a single clear bill on ONE issue would
strongly discourage. Why should any bill have to be that complex? Its
because this planned disgusting tactic allows hiding things (mainly the
exact congressional position) from the voters. Outside of buying votes
they hide votes best. What if every bill stood on its own so voters
could have a clear no-nonsense record to evaluate the royal congress?
We can dream. Just remember its all purposeful. Its part of the
arrogant corruption.
The other “tick on the dog” is the constant trying to excuse bad
behavior by pointing to other bad behavior. This waffling
topic-shifting baloney dominates the TV today. Ask a question
(especially about or to a liberal) and you so often hear the liberal
responding with some baloney about what another person or party did.
Hey, answer the question. For God’s sake, answer the question. Its not
about some other person or party…its not a comparison question. Just
answer the question. Be an adult, not a child caught doing something so
you tell Momma “brother Bubba did something worse”….let me tell you.”
Ask a BHO staffer (for example) about BHO’s oil position-solutions and
you get some yak about McCain. Please answer the question. So few news
folks have the training or spine to stop the politician or staffer or
supporter at once and say, “pointing at other behavior or positions to
excuse yours is not allowed here”. Today’s journalists are such
pandering jellyfish the voters are left with most of their “questions”
unanswered. Maybe a trap door should open when a politician shifts to
another person’s behavior or position. Yeah, we viewers could hear the
scream as he-she hits 5 feet of water about 10 feet below the door.
Maybe (maybe) that would cure this juvenile tactic. Answer the question
without even mentioning another person or party.
Thanks media, you are again part of the problem.

Doug Schexnayder, Ph.D. (theconservativecrawfish)

Don't forget all you Obama

Don't forget all you Obama supporters; you must always face Barack Obama campaign posters toward Mecca.

Delete

Sorry, posted in the wrong thread.

New Headgear Respects Islam

Obama campaign worker models new head covering designed to replace the hijab when Muslim women appear on stage with the candidate.

Con-O was his name-O!

Puerto Rico ... a Real Welfare State.

"Big Brother is

"Big Brother is listening"

Lee T.

"Democrats, there is one reason Obama is your party's nominee, and it's not because he's black -- it's because he's not Hilary Clinton." -- Rush Limbaugh, 6/2/08

 

Sung to the Henry Belafonte

Sung to the Henry Belafonte tune... 

Con O

Ca aa aaan O

November comes and I want to go home.

TM..........

ROTFLMAO!!! 

"If a man does his best, what else is there"?

General George S. Patton Jr.

I guess it should be Harry

I guess it should be Harry instead of Henry... Sorry, I must have been mesmerized by the Big O.

From those who brought you

From those who brought you ConAir, now coming soon in theaters nationwide..........

*****************************

......."Puerto Rico CON O"........

Change You Can Believe In (wink)

*****************************

Translation:

Translation:

Port


Racketeer

Influenced and

Corrupt

Organizations

with

Obama

"Vote for Obama, he

"Vote for Obama, he promises to make us the 59th state."

 

When asked if he went to war with Iraq to derail the impeachment vote: “I don’t think any serious person would believe that any President would do such a thing." - President Clinton (Dec 1998).

I thought it was the 64th??.......LOL

"If a man does his best, what else is there"?

General George S. Patton Jr.

State #59

OK, this has to be the winner!

"Identifying Cons. So easy

"Identifying Cons. So easy even a blonde Puerto Rican can do it."

When asked if he went to war with Iraq to derail the impeachment vote: “I don’t think any serious person would believe that any President would do such a thing." - President Clinton (Dec 1998).

Hey!

I resemble that remark! 

David Gregory, do you know which damn network you lie for? ~ Uncle Jimbo, @Blackfive

 

Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk.... When

Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk....

When asked if he went to war with Iraq to derail the impeachment vote: “I don’t think any serious person would believe that any President would do such a thing." - President Clinton (Dec 1998).

Obama's new speech

"Now remember...  Being Black... And having gone to a racist church for twenty years... Gives me the right to be... To be racist... But no one will believe the Republicans when they make the claim... In fact... I will play the race card on THEM... And do all the nasty political tricks... That I promised I would be against... As the candidate of a new kind of politics."

 

The Kims, Turkmenbashy, and now...

Just think...if Obama wins the presidency, there won't be a spot on the American landscape where you WON'T see a poster not unlike this one.   

Res tantum valet quantum vendi potest.

Aw, come on Uns...I was

Aw, come on Uns...I was just getting ready to seriously think about some shut-eye.

"Never murder your opponent when he is committing suicide." ~ W. Wilson

Cult of personality

Did I mention buttons on everyone's lapels?  Portraits on every wall of everyone's home? 

A cult of personality cometh.  (I fear my exaggeration will not be very far removed from reality.)

Res tantum valet quantum vendi potest.

Just say "No" to O ...

 Some people seem to think the presidential campaigns are a long season of American Idol.  The president's job is not to entertain. 

 Jimmy Carter won the election on a smile that went from ear to ear.  After he was sworn in, I didn't see that smile any more ... as I recall, the American people weren't smiling anymore, either.

 

Vote Alan Keyes for President 2008, Independent Candidate

America's Independent Party National Committee (AIPNC)

www.SelfGovernment.US or www.aipnc.com

Wow, is she preg-O or is

Wow, is she preg-O or is that a muffin top?

Puerto Ricans Excited...

...about having Jughead as President. Archie expected to be Veep.

This should be the new poster for all States that Obama visits

Puerto Rico con

Ohio con, Pennsylvania con, Florida con, etc...

It's all a con game.

The day that "politician" became a career choice is the day we started losing the Republic. Let's get it back! Alan Keyes '08.

Yes we have no bananas.

Con-O comes & me want to go home!

Hey, Purto Rico can't vote for President in November

I guess that the Obama campaign doesn't realize that? Maybe he thinks it's one of the 56 states that he says he's visited?

The day that "politician" became a career choice is the day we started losing the Republic. Let's get it back! Alan Keyes '08.

I'll bet most voters - those

I'll bet most voters - those who know Puerto Rico had a primary - don't know Puerto Rico has no vote in the general election.

These are typical SOB-ama voters

minds full of mush, ALL!

They do not know the first thing about our Constitution and voting for our first Marxist is PROOF.