Why do you question me?  "If anyone says to you then, 'Look, here is Obama!' or 'There he is!' don't believe it. False press spokesmen will appear and produce great signs and wonders to mislead, if it were possible, even Obama's own people. Listen, I am warning you. So that if people say to you, 'There he is, in the airplane!' you are not to go out there. If they say, 'Here he is, in Feinstein's house!' don't believe it. For as lightning flashes across from east to west so will the son of Marx coming be.  That is the change he offers to everyone.

Look, all I know is before he came my legs were only able to crawl under the weight of our racist oppressors.

Then he spoke and it was as if the heavens opened and all the prophpoliticos that came before appeared to be speaking through him.  I asked myself, dare I hope that as a typical white person my legs might even be able to jump?

Then it happened.  It was as if the media chosen one was working some great miracle through my TV monitor.  My leg started to tingle and I knew he was much more than just another Jeremiah or priest high.

I became faint. Yes, I admit it, I even swooned for him. As I sat there drooling in an ecstacic joy, any remaining scars of the leprosy of rational thought disappeared forever. I realized this was the long-awaited one that would bring justice to us truly bitter ones.

Then the heavens seemed to open and lo, a voice came through my earpiece and said, this is my beloved chosen one, in whom I am well pleased.

And it came to pass he slayed the great hidabeast.

His name is BAAL--he taketh--the rightful place with the worshippers as once held by the lord JFK. Reasoning has no part in the idolatry. Somehow, those who labor under the lash of the landowners and officials imagine a transport to a higher realm, the land of milk and honey. Thus, he comes before us in humility and brings change (I think 3 dimes, two nickels and a quarter). He has yet to define that change. He is surrounded by those who believe that their souls will be cleansed and elevated to Paradise because they can say--"Look Ma--I am unprejudiced. I voted for a non-white." Oh the wonderful times with these self- adoring saprophytes are just ahead. Peaceful talks with Iran--singing Kumbayah, drinking Kool-Aid , no alcohol, teaching the Quran in all schools, wide open borders. Aren't we the loveliest of all peoples who have populated this earth? Next we work on how to eliminate the need for bodily functions and at last we arrive at Nirvana, or Paradise.  And just wait until we stop the arms race and denuke America. Why the world will come rushing in. Then and only then will these fools notice that the world is not rushing in to embrace them. They are armed and are taking over the country.

God protect me from the fools that many Americans have become.

Al Gore will weigh in with his request for carbon offset $$$?? 

I'm not doubting the possibility of said names being there. But with all of the internet sources out there one would think that photo's other than a tight shot of a bearded man riding in the back seat of a Town Car would be available. Say a picture SOME or ONE of the names mentioned in the caption. It's also hard to believe that after all these years of conspiratorial straw grasping the probability of someone blabbing or engaging in espionage would not have increase exponentially; without so much as a tape or transcript surfacing.

 Troofer Alert !

"You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious. "

                   - Ben Kenobi on  Liberals, and the MSM.

                               " The Cake is a lie."   

Me neither, and I'm running Firefox 2.0

Just as a goof I tried it on IE 6.0 and it didn't auto-start either.

TE, which browser are you running?

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