Sen. Hillary Clinton greets supporters during a campaign event at the University of Miami, Florida May 21, 2008. (Carlos Barria/Reuters)
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Weekend CaptionfestSen. Hillary Clinton greets supporters during a campaign event at the University of Miami, Florida May 21, 2008. (Carlos Barria/Reuters)
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"what Monica didn't know
May 23, 2008 - 16:46 ET by red_dragon311"what Monica didn't know was THIS is the proper way to......"
A government big enough to give you everything you want, is strong enough to take everything you have.
-Thomas Jefferson
..........light a cigar
May 23, 2008 - 16:49 ET by Burgher..........light a cigar
yea thats it A
May 23, 2008 - 16:49 ET by red_dragon311yea thats it
A government big enough to give you everything you want, is strong enough to take everything you have.
-Thomas Jefferson
thanks a lot Red - I just
May 23, 2008 - 16:49 ET by SickofLibsthanks a lot Red - I just puked all over my keyboard
It's over Hillary
May 25, 2008 - 06:11 ET by ChiefE9Pack up your pantsuits and go home.
The Clintons aren't wanted in the White Houe again.
»→ It's turquoise
May 23, 2008 - 16:49 ET by Cool ArrowIt's turquoise you twit. this dress is NOT blue.
And Bill is not "Blew" either.
LYDSEXICS UNTIE!
Cool A, not a dress
May 23, 2008 - 16:57 ET by upcountrywaterit's a pantsuit!
2 weeks of shillery in "blue" ewww
Liberals62%
IranianUranium
Sing it!
May 23, 2008 - 17:00 ET by MeanderingFew knew Hillary's dreams of being a pant-suit wearing Opera Singer.
My eardrums just ruptured.
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, Mexican
May 23, 2008 - 17:09 ET by red_dragon311OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, Mexican lesbians, my favorite flavor
A government big enough to give you everything you want, is strong enough to take everything you have.
-Thomas Jefferson
Hillary telling supporters
May 23, 2008 - 17:16 ET by bigtimerHillary telling supporters and trial lawyers listening...
"Operation Chaos! Every vote counts!"
"Never murder your opponent when he is committing suicide." ~ W. Churchill
»→ Breaking - Hillary raises RFK assassination
May 23, 2008 - 17:17 ET by Cool ArrowIn an apparent attempt to justify staying in the race well into June:
LYDSEXICS UNTIE!
That's a funny picture of
May 23, 2008 - 17:51 ET by Biff McCainThat's a funny picture of Hillary.
Check out this funny one of the President.
hee hee!
http://politicalhumo...
cute A
May 23, 2008 - 17:56 ET by red_dragon311cute
A government big enough to give you everything you want, is strong enough to take everything you have.
-Gerald Ford
bifff
May 24, 2008 - 09:57 ET by charlietexasnot funny
Today is the
May 23, 2008 - 18:46 ET by docblast time I want to see that face in this election cycle...Here we have woman? who evokes the assassination of JFK and does not have the grace/class to apologize to the Kennedy's or the Obama family...Her statement was she 'regrets...if'!!! She is quite the most reprehensible person to come to the table.
She just can not take responsiblity for any of her actions but this is the worst. This was not a gaff...this was a slip of the tongue. Truth will out!
Disgusting piece of doo doo....
open mouth, insert foot
May 23, 2008 - 18:51 ET by mom_roxHillary: "I barely have to open my mouth to put my foot into it."
A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul.
- George Bernard Shaw, 1944
Look, after all these years,
May 23, 2008 - 18:59 ET by BlazerLook, after all these years, no stretch marks ! Each your heart out Monica, even light cant' escape this baby !
"You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious. "
- Ben Kenobi on Liberals, and the MSM.
" The Cake is a lie."
Blazer
May 23, 2008 - 19:08 ET by RESTLESS 1That joke blows. ;>)
Well if you liked that
May 23, 2008 - 19:26 ET by BlazerWell if you liked that one Restless....
HRC:
" Yes it's true folks, one time when it was extremely cold, I actually suck-started Marine 1, after the the batteries had died."
"You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious. "
- Ben Kenobi on Liberals, and the MSM.
" The Cake is a lie."
I'm sure Marine 1 felt a
May 23, 2008 - 19:37 ET by RESTLESS 1I'm sure Marine 1 felt a little dirty after that. Probably didn't want to show his face anymore. :)
--
May 23, 2008 - 19:28 ET by ClarinetAndrew"You wanna see my WHAT??"
“Come on out and fight, ye filthy slobs!” Corporal Flannigan
I've searched the bottom of
May 23, 2008 - 19:37 ET by Chris NormanI've searched the bottom of my Hillary joke barrel for a caption suggestion, but, nope, my barrel's empty.
Don't give up, Chris...it's
May 23, 2008 - 20:13 ET by JerDon't give up, Chris...it's kind of like oil. The supply is virtually inexhaustible, but sometimes you just have to drill deeper.
Jer
No, Jer. To continue your
May 23, 2008 - 20:19 ET by Chris NormanNo, Jer. To continue your metaphor, any further down and I'd just bring up debris and sludge. I prefer the "light sweet crude" stuff.
The easiest "Jeopardy" question
May 23, 2008 - 20:52 ET by JerThe easiest "Jeopardy" question in history:
Of "light" "sweet" and "crude", which two adjectives are never used to describe Hillary Clinton?
Jer
I'll take Hillary Clinton's
May 23, 2008 - 21:13 ET by Chris NormanI'll take Bad Descriptions of Hillary Clinton's Personality for $300, Alex.
This advanced digital
May 23, 2008 - 20:03 ET by fitzfongThis advanced digital camera comes equipped with "insta-crop", a smart new mechanism that directs the photographer's focus away from objectionable subjects before a picture is taken.
"Government's view of the economy could be summed up in a few short phrases: If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving, subsidize it." -Ronald Reagan
A caption? But of course...
May 23, 2008 - 19:50 ET by Mike Bratton"Gun!! Oh, no, actually that's one of those tiny new cameras! How silly of me to have said that... Here, let me help you up, Barack..."
--Mike
www.thebrattonreport.com
Something old, s'thing new, s'thing borrowed, dressed in blue.
May 23, 2008 - 19:52 ET by CrashIt ain't over until the fat lady sings dammit!
OH!!!!
May 23, 2008 - 20:42 ET by motherbeltThat guy goosed me!!!
Perfect match of caption to
May 23, 2008 - 20:46 ET by Chris NormanPerfect match of caption to facial expression. However, I would think if that really had happened, the next picture would be that man turned into a big block of ice.
People quickly forgot about
May 23, 2008 - 20:48 ET by Hero SquadPeople quickly forgot about Hillary's Robert Kennedy assassination comment after she did her impression of Lee Harvey Oswald getting shot.
*****
"People only insist that a debate stop when they are afraid of what might be learned if it continues." - George Will
hillary was poned today upon hearing a false report
May 23, 2008 - 21:03 ET by lunaticcringeradiohistory in the making as hillary clintons first initial reaction was caught on tape when a staffer, on a dare from another staffer, informed hillary that obama had been assasinated.
lunaticcringeradio
ok hereo squad had the best
May 23, 2008 - 21:04 ET by lunaticcringeradiolunaticcringeradio
" Dont' make me
May 23, 2008 - 21:11 ET by Blazer" Dont' make me angry,.............you wouldn't like me when I'm angry.", Hillary Rodham Clinton exclaimed, right before her eyes rolled back in her head, her mouth became a gaping maw and she transformed into "The Incredible Tulk" .
"You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious. "
- Ben Kenobi on Liberals, and the MSM.
" The Cake is a lie."
Please, Hillary, will you
May 23, 2008 - 21:36 ET by Roger the ShrubberPlease, Hillary, will you please finally drop out of the race. Pretty pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease?
An uknown Hillary supporter
May 23, 2008 - 23:00 ET by JPR1.....dreams her snapshot will be used for a NewsBusters captionfest.
"Missed it by that much."
or,
Ignoring well-wishers, Hillary Clinton responds to taunts by an illicit Miami cigar dealer alleging her husband owes him money.
One libtard down 1 to go
May 24, 2008 - 03:24 ET by Logic over emotionWhoa, is that a gun?
I'm just saying that it was a completely moronic statement and I wish no one to get hurt period! That being said, if Obama said something this stupid he would be applauded.
Anyone got a question...
May 24, 2008 - 06:55 ET by Jack BauerDid I step in what I think I
May 24, 2008 - 07:01 ET by expatriotDid I step in what I think I did!!??
What Hillary is really telling the girl.
May 24, 2008 - 07:14 ET by SGriffis"Sen. Hillary Clinton
May 24, 2008 - 08:02 ET by Schnikeys"Sen. Hillary Clinton (D-NY), while greeting supporters at the University of Miami, experiences the school poltergeist up close and personal."
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Grizzly Bear '08
Hillary seen here:
May 24, 2008 - 08:23 ET by CrashShooting off at the mouth again.
NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
May 24, 2008 - 08:53 ET by lunaticcringeradioVINCE FOSTER, I NEVER SAID ANYTHING ABOUT VINCE FOSTER YESTERDAY
lunaticcringeradio
HRC
May 24, 2008 - 08:55 ET by LionKing"NOOOOOOOOOOO-BAMA!!! NOOOOOOOOOOO-BAMA!!!"
Do you feel the way I feel?
May 24, 2008 - 09:34 ET by goldenthroatHillary: "So nice to see you, you illegal immigrant! Can't you just wait for June?"
NB if you dont want us to
May 24, 2008 - 10:01 ET by charlietexasNB if you dont want us to post a "dirty comment", don't post pictures like these. I don't want to get scolded again by Noel. But you have to admit the pic is is really asking for something really bad......................hold me back, hold me back.............................................aaaaaahhhhhhhh
CT
May 24, 2008 - 16:31 ET by Noel SheppardCharlie,
Did I scold you? Could you refresh my memory? After last week's debacle, I'm dying to know. :-) ns
Reuters:" Black man at
May 24, 2008 - 11:26 ET by BlazerReuters:
" Black man at far left tries to appease the beast with a tiny human fetus wrapped in a napkin, after attempts at satiating its hunger with sacrificial illegal immigrants from Central America were unsuccesful. "
"You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious. "
- Ben Kenobi on Liberals, and the MSM.
" The Cake is a lie."
Ooooh! Way cool! Is that a Kimber .45 or a Glock?
May 24, 2008 - 13:02 ET by rascalfairOoooh! Way cool! Is that a Kimber .45 or a Glock? I didn't know Barack was a carrier.
Following her recent assassination comment
May 24, 2008 - 16:45 ET by CrashFollowing her recent assassination flub. Hillary shouted, "I still my have a shot at this!"
WOW, That blonde is cute. To
May 24, 2008 - 18:13 ET by tazzWOW, That blonde is cute. To herself( smile,make eye contact,think of good opening line)
Hillary amazes the sorority
May 24, 2008 - 19:02 ET by winston smithHillary amazes the sorority gals with her famous Gov. Jim McGreevey impersonation.
The Obvious Joke
May 24, 2008 - 22:25 ET by reasonsjesterIf I get elected I promise there will be no more 'Monica Lewinskis.' See? I've been practicing...
The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane. - Marcus Aurelius
Hillary says to a would-be
May 24, 2008 - 23:33 ET by GregEHillary says to a would-be voter...."Ohhhhh girrrrrrrrl, if you vote Obama I'ma cut you girrrrl!"
Monkey noises...
May 25, 2008 - 04:37 ET by Parker1227"And this is the call of the Green monkey, which I learned while I was leading a scientific expedition to Africa where I personally isolated the source of the AIDS virus and (with Al Gores help) invented a cure."
This will be my reaction
May 25, 2008 - 07:25 ET by NonanonThis will be my reaction when, I mean if, Obama is "Vince Fostered" in June.
Given this group, one can't rule out something like that happening. Heck, she might even take the VP slot on the ticket 'just in case' something happens to Obama.
Too Bad
May 25, 2008 - 07:43 ET by okiehawk44"Too bad none of you are old enough to vote for me this time -- see you gal pals in 2012 when I try again"
FREEDOM IS NOT FREE
The Clintonian Legacy
May 25, 2008 - 10:05 ET by kilrodDILDO BILL cigars== MONICA SLICK cheroots- = and the hillary Special-=- WIDOW MAKER stogies
Inhale NAZI-LIBS, Inhale
kilrod
"Ya gotta howl like this . . ." -- actress Hillary Clinton
May 25, 2008 - 11:28 ET by GalvanicA tourist photos a golden moment on the set of the movie "Dead Candidacy Walking," a modern zombie-flick about a Presidential candidate who continues to haunt the American campaign trail long after her campaign fatally plummets from just below the crest of Coronation Cliff to Loser Valley below.