Weekend Captionfest

By NB Staff | April 18, 2008 - 16:15 ET

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British PM Gordon Brown and Sen. Edward M. Kennedy talk upon Brown's arrival at the John F. Kennedy Presidential Library & Museum in Boston, April 18, 2008. (AP Photo/Stephan Savoia)

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No, thank you....I think

No, thank you....I think I'll take a cab.

Scratching his head Gordon thinks...

 "How the hell does this clown hold a job. He can barely walk and talk." 

Teddy

Teddy, I think your breath caught my hair on fire.

Teddy : So did Obama finger

Teddy : So did Obama finger Hillary of was it a harmless scratch.

Brown scratches his head : Dunno but in the UK we do it this way.

Nuke em til they glow then shoot em in the dark.

Brown scratchin' his head

Brown scratchin' his head asking Kennedy to quit mumblin' and tell him just how long it would be til they get to that bottle he has stowed.

"Never murder your opponent when he is committing suicide." ~ W. Churchill

"I say there Teddy old

"I say there Teddy old chap, would you happen to know a good real estate agent? Perhap's I could purchase a place on Martha's Vineyard in a few year's after I and my comrade socialist's on the left flee Brittania-stan."

 

 "You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious. "

                   - Ben Kenobi on  Liberals, and the MSM.

                               " The Cake is a lie."   

Gordon Brown:  "Hey Teddy,

Gordon Brown:  "Hey Teddy, do you know any good Mexican drinking songs?"

Teddy:  "Funny you should ask...."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sdl86KNkt_M 

LOL djd... ....You mean

LOL djd...

....You mean like this?

"Never murder your opponent when he is committing suicide." ~ W. Churchill

My headaches start here...

Ever had a headache in your life, Teddy?

Notes to self...

1. Tell him the Jag is being worked on at the shop.

2. Double check the lock on the liquor cabinet.

" Teddy you sail through a

GB:

" Teddy you sail through a bottle of Cutty faster than the boat on the bottle, but if you dont' mind I'd like to drive to the liquor store." 

TK:

"G-dammit Gordon if it makes you feel any better I keep some scuba equiptment on the back seat."

 

"You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious. "

                   - Ben Kenobi on  Liberals, and the MSM.

                               " The Cake is a lie."   

Wondering...

"Is he stooped over because he's got a bad back, or is he going into a sprinter's crouch because he's spotted the pub across the street."

You know Teddy old boy, I'm

You know Teddy old boy, I'm a Scotch guy myself but I will try Two Buck Chuck if that's all you have left.  You're not hiding the good stuff are you?

  Theo, shall we go on

 

Theo, shall we go on a pub crawl with Osama, er,, Barack Osama er  ** hic**  Obama Bin..... you know that Huessein gendlemin he sheems like fun  *berp***

New Taxes

Gordon as a fellow Socialist can you offer any suggestions for new taxes?

Brown: I'm

Brown: I'm Scottish

Teddy: Scotch, did someone say Scotch?  Where?

Hunh; just where are you sticking those wind mills?

not in my backyard!

<gaia/love>SAVVVE The Whales N' Earth; conserve N' recycle !

IranianUranium<sleep>New/Infrastructure/repair?/ROFLMAO

 

 "not in my

 "not in my backyard!"

LOL ucw! Those hot air and flatulence powered windmill's spinning faster than turbo-fan's on a jumbo jet off of Martha's Vineyard would've needed to be greased and maintained daily and at taxpayer's expense no less.. 

 

"You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious. "

                   - Ben Kenobi on  Liberals, and the MSM.

                               " The Cake is a lie."   

So tell me Ted....

HOW does the Democrat nomination process work again?  As near as I've been able to figure it out, you get everyone across the country to vote for a candidate, but then a bunch of fat, cigar-chomping gin-drinking cronies retire to a back room somewhere and choose the actual candidate.  Oops, no offense meant...

Not Gordon Brown?

Ted, now that we're alone, I'll just yank this mask off and . . .

You're Obama Bin Osama. No, you're Osama Bin Obama! Wait, you're Osama Barack Bin Laden! Wait, you're . . .

I left my cave to attend a democrat fundraiser, Ted.

You're Osama Bin Barack. No, wait . . you're Obinlama Bin Obama. Wait, you're . . .

 

 "Ted, now that we're

 

"Ted, now that we're alone, I'll just yank this mask off and . . .

You're Obama Bin Osama. No, you're Osama Bin Obama! Wait, you're Osama Barack Bin Laden! Wait, you're . . .

I left my cave to attend a democrat fundraiser, Ted."

.......oh no wait!..........it's Neville Chamberlain!  I want to shake your hand..........and have yooo buy me a beer! "

 

 

"You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious. "

                   - Ben Kenobi on  Liberals, and the MSM.

                               " The Cake is a lie."   

I'm sorry, Senator

...but you smell like soccer hooligan who has just spent his night in a Liverpool pub.

So you just left her and

So you just left her and swam away, you sick bastard!

tazz,

LMAO.... you sick bastard! so true!

<gaia/love>SAVVVE The Whales N' Earth; conserve N' recycle !

IranianUranium<sleep>New/Infrastructure/repair?/ROFLMAO

 

Hot time in The Swamp

Gordon: "So, you're sure if I put a paper bag over Hellen's head ..."

Teddy: "Trust me, Gordo ... You'll NEVER have better than Hellen Thomas ..."

Gordon: "I STILL think I need another pint first ..."

When you men get home and face an anti-war protestor, look him in the eyes and shake his hand. Then, wink at his girlfriend because she knows she’s dating a pussy… ~ Attributed to General Tommy Franks

eeeeeeewwwwww drill, the

eeeeeeewwwwww drill, the closest I would come to having a  sexual relation with HT is cutting my junk off and mailing it to her, long after I'm either burned up, or buried, anyones junk doesn't deserve an injustice such as that........puke......

..........at any rate you put that image in the back of my mind, along with the puke in the back of my throat.........so thank's. 

 

 "You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious. "

                   - Ben Kenobi on  Liberals, and the MSM.

                               " The Cake is a lie."   

Blazer

NOT my fault you forgot the paper bag ...

WHY do you think Gordo needs, yet, another pint ...

 

When you men get home and face an anti-war protestor, look him in the eyes and shake his hand. Then, wink at his girlfriend because she knows she’s dating a pussy… ~ Attributed to General Tommy Franks

Bloody Hell!

Bloody Hell, Ted, if the driver doesn't appear we can hail a cab, or walk or call for a limo.Those are the only choices, Ted, too many bridges here in Boston!

Ted, I'm wracking my brain,

Ted, I'm wracking my brain, but I don't know what excuse you're going to use for another Oldsmobile in 12 feet of water!

George and Stan

Oh, look at the picture. It's George Washington talking to Stan Laurel - - - Joy Behar

Let me see if I've got this right, old chap ...

When you tell me the girl went down on you in your car, you mean ... what, precisely?

Champagne Socialists

"I still don't get it Teddy. Let's do it one more time, really slowly. How do I avoid paying estate taxes?"

Brown: So do you blokes

Brown: So do you blokes have a local pub you frequent?

Kennedy: Of course, I'll drive us over to one of my favorites now.

Brown: Er, ummmm........

Brown says:

"I have a soft spot here that never closed. Some say it affects my thinking."

 

Ted says, "I love blowing in your ear. I can't wait 'til we are somewhere private. We will have  a spot and sing I've Got a Lovely Bunch of Coconuts" until the wee hours. Hmmm, I wonder if Barney is available?"

GB: Skanks? I'm not familiar

GB: Skanks? I'm not familiar with that term.

Huh?

  Brown: "I'm still trying to figure out how you got away with killing that poor girl."

 Ted: "I'm rich. I'm a Kennedy. And I'm a Democrat. I've got a free pass to everything and anything."

Brown to Teddy: Remind me again why you're not in the pen

Remind me again why you're not in the pen

"Hussein’s scientists were on the verge of building an atom bomb, as little as a year away" New York Times Nov 2006

Brown: "Hey old chap, sorry

Brown: "Hey old chap, sorry about your brother...AND your other brother........ AND Mary Jo Kopechne.......AND your nephew...

Kennedy: " Well, uh that sure is uh nice of you to uh mention.

Brown: "Are you quite positive I brought enough security with me?"

 

 

Religion is the opiate of the masses. -Carl Marx

From the moment I picked up your book until I laid it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it. -Groucho Marx

"Sorry hic.. your name's

"Sorry hic.. your name's Gordon..hic.. Brown you say... and you're Prime Minister of where..hic Finland?"

Vote 4 change. Vote 4 anything. See Jack & Mr Shy's first campaign ad for the ONLY viable 3rd party candidate.

GB, scratching, doing best

GB, scratching, doing best imitation of Peter Falk:   No, no, I've seen this on an episode of "Columbo," once..."Young rich spoiled politician drives drunk into a river with a young woman in the car, and leaves her there while he tries to save his career...."   

Yeah, I agree, too unbelievable as a plotline.  Funny, right after that, the show was cancelled...hmmm...

Two America's: Ted and every one outside his circle.

Welcome to America Mr. Prime Minister. Ted leaves us scratching our head too.

Hair Gel Reccomendation?

Teddy, how do you get your hair to stay in place like that?

To which Teddy replied,

"Did you see Something about Mary?"

Cape Cod Orca

Brown: I don't think you understood me.  I asked to see the Prince of Wales.

Brown: Yes Mr. Kennedy, very

Brown: Yes Mr. Kennedy, very impressive, you can write with urine on the pavement, and it is quite legible. But did you intend to spell that Osama 08?

Ted, I'm still a little

Ted, I'm still a little confused . . . if Bush is the dumbest man to ever live, how come he got elected and re-elected?

Ted? Ted??

Not only do I offer

free range scuba courses, I perform in-home proctology exams too!

GB: "Let me get this

GB: "Let me get this straight, you stick your girlfriend in a car and chuck it off the bloody bridge, play dumb, and get away with it, as simple as that??."

EK: "Simple and plain."

GB: "That's plain and simple."

EK: "Whatever. Just play dumb."

GB: "You're bloody good at that old chap."

EK: "Perfect makes practice."

When asked if he went to war with Iraq to derail the impeachment vote: “I don’t think any serious person would believe that any President would do such a thing." - President Clinton (Dec 1998).

Ted: "What else floats in

Ted: "What else floats in water."

Obama supporter in the crowd: "Very tiny rocks."

Gordon: "A dead girlfriend."

Ted: "Precisely. So, if she weighs as much as... a dead girlfriend... she's a witch."

Obama supporter: "A witch! A witch! Burn her!"

Ted: "Who are you that is so wise in the ways of governing?"

Gordon: "It is I, Gordon, King of the Brittons."

Ted: "My leige!"

When asked if he went to war with Iraq to derail the impeachment vote: “I don’t think any serious person would believe that any President would do such a thing." - President Clinton (Dec 1998).

*wipes single tear of joy

*wipes single tear of joy from eye*

 

British PM Gordon Brown and

British PM Gordon Brown and Senator Edward M. Kennedy share a light moment, with PM Brown scratching his head as he makes his third attempt at guessing, by it's lingering aroma, the beverage Senator Kennedy enjoyed just before his arrival.

A '72 Oldsmobile you say,

high miles and some water damage?

No thanks Senator, I think I'll pass.

(Not sure about that model year, but you get the idea)

Call me twisted, but I

Call me twisted, but I see:

Laurel & Hardy

 

I am the exotic Queen Mum, and I approved this message.

HAHAHAHA, that's great!

HAHAHAHA, that's great!

You weigh

HOW MUCH???  No wonder you can't stand up straight!

post in wrong place, oops

post in wrong place, oops