At a campaign stop in Hillsboro, Oregon, Democrat Presidential candidate Hillary Clinton asks God's forgiveness before lying to Liberty High School students about what she'll do for them if elected.
So, I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking.
Cinderella story, outta no where, a former Illinois state senator now - about to become the Democratic nominee. It looks like a mirac - It's in the hole!
Gollum Hillary cringes and looks over her shoulder at Bill, towering over her threateningly- "Master, may I...may I touch the precioussssss children.....pleeeease?" Bill: "Ruprect! Ruprect be nice! Be nice to the children! Do I have to get the genital cuff?"
Or...
Vampiress Hillary looks over her shoulder at the first rays of dawn streaming in the window, cringes and hisses angrily.
Hillary Clinton is momentarily distracted and terrified by the shiny black monolith that appeared at Liberty High School in Hillsboro, Ore., Saturday, April 5, 2008. (AP Photo/Charles Dharapak)
Moments before a house from Kansas landed on her, the WWE was casting spells on munchkins.
When asked if he went to war with Iraq to derail the impeachment vote: “I don’t think any serious person would believe that any President would do such a thing." - President Clinton (Dec 1998).
Hillary Clinton's attention is uncontrollably captured as Barrack Obama, with his brightly shining halo and white robe, hovers above the crowd that has gathered a Clinton campaign stop.
Crack... it is a long fly ball... back, back, back, Clintons at the wall ... wait she forgot her glove .... hey there's Steve Bartman in the crowd ... wait, no that's Obama to pull it in for the win!
You know Harvey I don't think these fine folks get me.... what's that you say Harv, tell them a big invisible rabbit is standing right here next to me to advise on all policy matters ? I don't know Harv I think I'm gonna pass after the sniper advice you gave me last time.... what's that you say... tell them I'm different from Obama since at least I don't have a racist preacher standing next to me whispering in my ear...
... I know Harv, I know .... that guy over there can see you... there's always one in the crowd that know's someone else is calling all the shots... I know they think its Bill but you'll get your time... yes you still get the first dance at the Inaugural Ball
Hillary Clinton, while attending a campaign fundraiser at a Hillsboro, Ore. High school, is careful to avoid the falling graduation rates that accompany her liberal education policies.
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Hillary Clinton inspects the
April 5, 2008 - 15:11 ET by fitzfongHillary Clinton inspects the stage to make sure that Howard Wolfson has properly raised the sandbag above Barack Obama's podium.
SNIPER!
April 5, 2008 - 15:30 ET by Roger the ShrubberSNIPER!
Hillary
April 5, 2008 - 15:34 ET by Noel SheppardAt a campaign stop in Hillsboro, Oregon, Democrat Presidential candidate Hillary Clinton asks God's forgiveness before lying to Liberty High School students about what she'll do for them if elected.
Hillary and members of the
April 5, 2008 - 15:38 ET by DaBirdHillary and members of the audience look up to watch Bill Clinton as he is lowered from the rafters in a Fartman suit.
Hillary spots the Black
April 5, 2008 - 15:40 ET by the strugglerHillary spots the Black Helicopter.
Hillary
April 5, 2008 - 15:40 ET by Noel SheppardSo, I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking.
So she's got that going for
April 5, 2008 - 15:41 ET by Mark FinkelsteinSo she's got that going for her.
Which is nice!
April 5, 2008 - 15:49 ET by Noel SheppardWhich is nice!!!
Cinderella story, outta no
April 5, 2008 - 16:03 ET by Mark FinkelsteinCinderella story, outta no where, a former Illinois state senator now - about to become the Democratic nominee. It looks like a mirac - It's in the hole!
Cannonball! Cannonball
April 5, 2008 - 16:14 ET by the strugglerCannonball! Cannonball coming!
Gunga la gunga
April 5, 2008 - 15:49 ET by the strugglerGunga la gunga
Heavy hiter the
April 5, 2008 - 17:10 ET by red_dragon311Heavy hiter the lama
Then he was gonna gonna stiff me and I said 'HEY LAMA, how 'bout a little somthing for the effort'
I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist
Don't forget...
April 6, 2008 - 10:20 ET by dboOn my death bed I'll recieve total consciousness....so I got that going for me.
INCOMING
April 5, 2008 - 15:41 ET by somedaysINCOMING!! Everybody pile on top of me.
Hillary can't stop staring
April 5, 2008 - 15:44 ET by the strugglerHillary can't stop staring at King Kong's jewels.
Hillary demonstrates to
April 5, 2008 - 15:47 ET by the strugglerHillary demonstrates to security where to cut the hands off of the Obama voters.
Hillary unleashes woe on the
April 5, 2008 - 15:56 ET by the strugglerHillary unleashes woe on the Kraken with her Hideous Stare.
Hillary shows to he crowd
April 5, 2008 - 16:01 ET by the strugglerHillary shows to the crowd where the number of the beast is on her skull.
Gollum Hillary cringes and
April 5, 2008 - 16:30 ET by muh-oonGollum Hillary cringes and looks over her shoulder at Bill, towering over her threateningly- "Master, may I...may I touch the precioussssss children.....pleeeease?" Bill: "Ruprect! Ruprect be nice! Be nice to the children! Do I have to get the genital cuff?"
Or...
Vampiress Hillary looks over her shoulder at the first rays of dawn streaming in the window, cringes and hisses angrily.
WOW!!! I can't believe my
April 5, 2008 - 16:32 ET by tazzWOW!!! I can't believe my B.S piled up that high.
Hillary to cameraman...
April 5, 2008 - 16:35 ET by wvpvThis girl? OK. Shake her hand and smile sincerely? I don't get paid enough for this.
"Confronted with a question
April 5, 2008 - 17:11 ET by Blazer"Confronted with a question about her dark and insidious past the creature cringes and hisses at the reporter."
"You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious. "
- Ben Kenobi on Liberals, and the MSM.
" The Cake is a lie."
Snipers everywhere!
April 5, 2008 - 17:44 ET by ChrisMillsHillary Clinton (D-NY) tells snickering crowd of children, "I swear! I did see a sniper up there!"
"Wow you're right, Bill is
April 5, 2008 - 18:37 ET by cruiser"Wow you're right, Bill is full of hot air."
Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend . Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read. ------- Groucho Marx
Where is the nearest phone booth, I need to
April 5, 2008 - 20:18 ET by JoggerNotdash away, and come back as POWER RANGERS opperative, CODE PINKO.
btw?
anyone seen a phone booth?
2008: A Race Odyssey
April 5, 2008 - 20:18 ET by sam.i.amHillary Clinton is momentarily distracted and terrified by the shiny black monolith that appeared at Liberty High School in Hillsboro, Ore., Saturday, April 5, 2008. (AP Photo/Charles Dharapak)
Moments before a house from
April 5, 2008 - 20:35 ET by JerryMoments before a house from Kansas landed on her, the WWE was casting spells on munchkins.
When asked if he went to war with Iraq to derail the impeachment vote: “I don’t think any serious person would believe that any President would do such a thing." - President Clinton (Dec 1998).
hillary and her supporters view the hanging of the capitalist
April 5, 2008 - 21:11 ET by lunaticcringeradionothing more need be said about her and her marxist voters
lunaticcringeradio
at a recent campaign stop
April 5, 2008 - 21:12 ET by lunaticcringeradioanother one of hillarys whopping lies falls from the stratosphere onto the building she's in.
lunaticcringeradio
Hillary Clinton's attention
April 5, 2008 - 21:32 ET by GregEHillary Clinton's attention is uncontrollably captured as Barrack Obama, with his brightly shining halo and white robe, hovers above the crowd that has gathered a Clinton campaign stop.
LOL Greg, that was he
April 5, 2008 - 21:43 ET by BlazerLOL Greg, that was he best one so far.
"You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious. "
- Ben Kenobi on Liberals, and the MSM.
" The Cake is a lie."
Look what is that?!!! It
April 5, 2008 - 21:50 ET by USA4freedomLook what is that?!!! It looks like.. like.. Barack the Stay puff marshmallow man?!! (Mother pus bucket!)
Ronald Reagan, 1962: I did not leave the Democratic party, the party left me.
Insert: your name, 2008, and the Republican party.
Romney / Jendil 2012 (if,we survive)
check out her right hand
April 6, 2008 - 00:00 ET by mom_roxsorry, no caption - just noting that once again, she has that "I'll get you my pretty" talons on display.
A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul.
- George Bernard Shaw, 1944
Crack... it is a long fly
April 6, 2008 - 00:52 ET by Red Stater Commie haterCrack... it is a long fly ball... back, back, back, Clintons at the wall ... wait she forgot her glove .... hey there's Steve Bartman in the crowd ... wait, no that's Obama to pull it in for the win!
Crack... it is a long fly
April 6, 2008 - 00:59 ET by Red Stater Commie haterHill calls out for her broom to take her to the next campaign stop
Those S-O-B's said the other
April 6, 2008 - 01:01 ET by Red Stater Commie haterThose S-O-B's said the other shoe wouldn't drop until after the Pennsylvania Primary....
You know Harvey I don't
April 6, 2008 - 01:15 ET by Red Stater Commie haterYou know Harvey I don't think these fine folks get me.... what's that you say Harv, tell them a big invisible rabbit is standing right here next to me to advise on all policy matters ? I don't know Harv I think I'm gonna pass after the sniper advice you gave me last time.... what's that you say... tell them I'm different from Obama since at least I don't have a racist preacher standing next to me whispering in my ear...
... I know Harv, I know
April 6, 2008 - 01:23 ET by Red Stater Commie hater... I know Harv, I know .... that guy over there can see you... there's always one in the crowd that know's someone else is calling all the shots... I know they think its Bill but you'll get your time... yes you still get the first dance at the Inaugural Ball
OMG!
April 6, 2008 - 01:53 ET by Parker1227"OMG! Its Obama - and he's coming down from the clouds! Is that Rev. Wright coming down after him?"
Here's
April 6, 2008 - 03:31 ET by okiehawk44Here's my ring little girl, now kiss it! I just can't take my eyes off Barack -- he's my idol.
Look out! There is a sniper
April 6, 2008 - 05:56 ET by USA4freedomLook out! There is a sniper in the balloon drop!!
Ronald Reagan, 1962: I did not leave the Democratic party, the party left me.
Insert: your name, 2008, and the Republican party.
Romney / Jendil 2012 (if,we survive)
Why yes! That IS God giving
April 6, 2008 - 11:08 ET by wiwfWhy yes! That IS God giving me the evil eye!
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Watch out for falling grades!
April 6, 2008 - 12:18 ET by CobraManHillary Clinton, while attending a campaign fundraiser at a Hillsboro, Ore. High school, is careful to avoid the falling graduation rates that accompany her liberal education policies.
(on edit: education and not scholastic)
HRC: "I wouldn't venture out
April 6, 2008 - 14:52 ET by BlazerHRC:
"I wouldn't venture out there fella's, this sniper's got talent !"
"You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious. "
- Ben Kenobi on Liberals, and the MSM.
" The Cake is a lie."
Blazer
April 6, 2008 - 15:04 ET by BlondeI love that scene. Barry Pepper rocked in that movie.
David Gregory, do you know which damn network you lie for? ~ Uncle Jimbo, @Blackfive
Everyone rocked in that
April 6, 2008 - 15:10 ET by BlazerEveryone rocked in that movie,even Vin Diesel, except for whiny a$$ Ed Burn's, he's made a small career out of playing whiny types.
"You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious. "
- Ben Kenobi on Liberals, and the MSM.
" The Cake is a lie."