Weekend Captionfest II

By NB Staff | April 5, 2008 - 16:06 ET

Hillary Clinton campaigns at Liberty High School in Hillsboro, Ore., Saturday, April 5, 2008. (AP Photo/Charles Dharapak)

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Hillary Clinton inspects the

Hillary Clinton inspects the stage to make sure that Howard Wolfson has properly raised the sandbag above Barack Obama's podium.

SNIPER!

SNIPER!

Hillary

At a campaign stop in Hillsboro, Oregon, Democrat Presidential candidate Hillary Clinton asks God's forgiveness before lying to Liberty High School students about what she'll do for them if elected.

Hillary and members of the

Hillary and members of the audience look up to watch Bill Clinton as he is lowered from the rafters in a Fartman suit.

Hillary spots the Black

Hillary spots the Black Helicopter.

Hillary

So, I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking. 

So she's got that going for

So she's got that going for her.

Which is nice!

Which is nice!!!

Cinderella story, outta no

Cinderella story, outta no where, a former Illinois state senator now - about to become the Democratic nominee. It looks like a mirac - It's in the hole!

Cannonball! Cannonball

Cannonball! Cannonball coming!

Gunga la gunga

Gunga la gunga

Heavy hiter the

Heavy hiter the lama

 Then he was gonna gonna stiff me and I said 'HEY LAMA, how 'bout a little somthing for the effort'

 

I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist

Don't forget...

On my death bed I'll recieve total consciousness....so I got that going for me.

INCOMING

INCOMING!! Everybody pile on top of me.

Hillary can't stop staring

Hillary can't stop staring at King Kong's jewels.

Hillary demonstrates to

Hillary demonstrates to security where to cut the hands off of the Obama voters.

Hillary unleashes woe on the

Hillary unleashes woe on the Kraken with her Hideous Stare.

Hillary shows to he crowd

Hillary shows to the crowd where the number of the beast is on her skull.

Gollum Hillary cringes and

Gollum Hillary cringes and looks over her shoulder at Bill, towering over her threateningly- "Master, may I...may I touch the precioussssss children.....pleeeease?" Bill: "Ruprect! Ruprect be nice! Be nice to the children! Do I have to get the genital cuff?"

Or...

Vampiress Hillary looks over her shoulder at the first rays of dawn streaming in the window, cringes and hisses angrily.

WOW!!! I can't believe my

WOW!!! I can't believe my B.S piled up that high.

Hillary to cameraman...

This girl? OK. Shake her hand and smile sincerely? I don't get paid enough for this.

"Confronted with a question

"Confronted with a question about her dark and insidious past the creature cringes and hisses at the reporter."

 "You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious. "

                   - Ben Kenobi on  Liberals, and the MSM.

                               " The Cake is a lie."   

Snipers everywhere!

Hillary Clinton (D-NY) tells snickering crowd of children, "I swear! I did see a sniper up there!"

"Wow you're right, Bill is

"Wow you're right, Bill is full of hot air."

Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend .  Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read. -------  Groucho Marx

Where is the nearest phone booth, I need to

dash away, and come back as POWER RANGERS opperative, CODE PINKO.

btw?

anyone seen a phone booth?

2008: A Race Odyssey

Hillary Clinton is momentarily distracted and terrified by the shiny black monolith that appeared at Liberty High School in Hillsboro, Ore., Saturday, April 5, 2008. (AP Photo/Charles Dharapak)

Moments before a house from

Moments before a house from Kansas landed on her, the WWE was casting spells on munchkins.

When asked if he went to war with Iraq to derail the impeachment vote: “I don’t think any serious person would believe that any President would do such a thing." - President Clinton (Dec 1998).

hillary and her supporters view the hanging of the capitalist

nothing more need be said about her and her marxist voters

lunaticcringeradio

at a recent campaign stop

another one of hillarys whopping lies falls from the stratosphere onto the building she's in.

lunaticcringeradio

Hillary Clinton's attention

Hillary Clinton's attention is uncontrollably captured as Barrack Obama, with his brightly shining halo and white robe, hovers above the crowd that has gathered a Clinton campaign stop.

 LOL Greg, that was he

 LOL Greg, that was he best one so far.

"You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious. "

                   - Ben Kenobi on  Liberals, and the MSM.

                               " The Cake is a lie."   

Look what is that?!!! It

Look what is that?!!! It looks like.. like.. Barack the Stay puff marshmallow man?!! (Mother pus bucket!)

 

 

Ronald Reagan, 1962: I did not leave the Democratic party, the party left me.

Insert: your name, 2008, and the Republican party.

Romney / Jendil  2012 (if,we survive)

check out her right hand

sorry, no caption - just noting that once again, she has that "I'll get you my pretty" talons on display.

A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul.
- George Bernard Shaw, 1944

Crack... it is a long fly

Crack... it is a long fly ball... back, back, back, Clintons at the wall ... wait she forgot her glove .... hey there's Steve Bartman in the crowd ... wait, no that's Obama to pull it in for the win!

Crack... it is a long fly

Hill calls out for her broom to take her to the next campaign stop

Those S-O-B's said the other

Those S-O-B's said the other shoe wouldn't drop until after the Pennsylvania Primary....

You know Harvey I don't

You know Harvey I don't think these fine folks get me.... what's that you say Harv, tell them a big invisible rabbit is standing right here next to me to advise on all policy matters ?  I don't know Harv I think I'm gonna pass after the sniper advice you gave me last time.... what's that you say... tell them I'm different from Obama since at least I don't have a racist preacher standing next to me whispering in my ear...

... I know Harv, I know

... I know Harv, I know ....  that guy over there can see you... there's always one in the crowd that know's someone else is calling all the shots... I know they think its Bill but you'll get your time... yes you still get the first dance at the Inaugural Ball

OMG!

"OMG! Its Obama - and he's coming down from the clouds!  Is that Rev. Wright coming down after him?"

Here's

Here's my ring little girl, now kiss it! I just can't take my eyes off Barack -- he's my idol.

Look out! There is a sniper

Look out! There is a sniper in the balloon drop!! 

 

Ronald Reagan, 1962: I did not leave the Democratic party, the party left me.

Insert: your name, 2008, and the Republican party.

Romney / Jendil  2012 (if,we survive)

Why yes! That IS God giving

Why yes! That IS God giving me the evil eye!

The Rocky Mountain Collegian: Illustrating Idiocy

Watch out for falling grades!

Hillary Clinton, while attending a campaign fundraiser at a Hillsboro, Ore. High school, is careful to avoid the falling graduation rates that accompany her liberal education policies.

(on edit: education and not scholastic)

HRC: "I wouldn't venture out

HRC:

"I wouldn't venture out there fella's, this sniper's got talent !"

 "You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious. "

                   - Ben Kenobi on  Liberals, and the MSM.

                               " The Cake is a lie."   

Blazer

I love that scene.  Barry Pepper rocked in that movie. 

David Gregory, do you know which damn network you lie for? ~ Uncle Jimbo, @Blackfive

 

Everyone rocked in that

Everyone rocked in that movie,even Vin Diesel, except for whiny a$$ Ed Burn's, he's made a small career out of playing whiny types.

 "You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious. "

                   - Ben Kenobi on  Liberals, and the MSM.

                               " The Cake is a lie."